Team Bird Hub
Team Bird Hub
Author: Lt FlopsLt Flops
Published on 19 May 2018 22:38
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Team Bird Hub
Authors: Lt FlopsLt Flops and notgullnotgull
Published on 19 May 2018 22:38
rating: +183+x


Banner courtesy of the amazing MendelssohnMendelssohn!
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Because somehow, Egyptian gods, the SPC universe, mysterious soul-vacuum devices, bad puns, and seagull scientists can all happily coexist in the same storyline. No wonder they called themselves Team Bird, the plot brainstorming must have been done while everyone was hella high.

Head honcho of SCPDeclassified

BE-Class “Migration” End-of-Consciousness Scenario

Eta-4 “Begone Thoth”

Did you know that birds have their own gods? Well, “gods” is a term we're not meant to use. We're supposed to use “Apex-tier Pluripotent Entity”, but nobody around is going to enforce that, so why bother?

Anyway, one day, we did something to piss off one of the gods. He got so angry that he came down from his high-and-mighty throne in who-knows-where and tried to wipe the human population off the face of the Earth by giving them bird minds. It worked, and now I think we're all screwed.

Who are we? We're Mobile Task Force Eta-4, otherwise known as “Begone Thoth”. I swear to Medila, I'm going to track down and peck whoever decided on that name… But, I digress. It's our job to uphold the mission of the Old Foundation. Seventy-five birds against seven billion humans, a god, and Medila-knows how many anomalies (some of them from Thoth himself). The odds are bleak, I know. But we've got brains, determination, and a whole lot of bird-power. If we pull this off right, we can stop this apocalypse.

Medila help us all.

—Dr. Frederick Hoygull, PhD
Avian Division Head



The Main Storyline


SCP-3095: Bird is the Word by notgullnotgull

PART ONE: Doomsday

1. SCP-3662: The Doomsday Clock by AyersAyers
2. SCP-3296: The Drifter by notgullnotgull
3. Tale: Join the Flock by notgullnotgull
Recommended: SCP-2785: Self-Replicating Automaton by notgullnotgull
4. Tale: Tales of the Automaton: The Big Birdocalypse by notgullnotgull
5. SCP-3362: A Forced Self-Insert by notgullnotgull


PART TWO: Migration

Team Bird = The whole gosh dang team


By the magnificent CelesteKaraCelesteKara!


EE-3570 by CelesteKaraCelesteKara

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What if I can't/don't want to read all these pages?

The official Team Bird Machete Order is as follows:

SCP-3095EE-3570Avian Anthology IUMBRAL MIGRATORY SEQUENCEAvian Anthology II

EE-3570 will summarize the scenario for you, and the Avian Anthologies + Umbral Migratory are where all the action is. If you want, or if you're really starved for time, you may also skip SCP-3095, as it can be summarized as “birds that are scientists who work for the Foundation”.

If you do have the time, however, we heavily recommend reading the rest of the material. It will give more context to this universe, and it's all really good stuff!



Avian Division logo design by the awesome EstrellaYoshteEstrellaYoshte!
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Hub created by Lt FlopsLt Flops and notgullnotgull.
Select artwork created by MendelssohnMendelssohn, CelesteKaraCelesteKara, and EstrellaYoshteEstrellaYoshte.

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