I don't know him very well, so I really can't say anything about him.
Oh, him? Honestly, the less you know, the better.
Back when I used to work at Site-48, with the classic car, he was known as "that guy", you know? He didn't do much, but when he did anything, he did it right the first time.
Guy's not good at decisions. I saw him look at my SUV, and I offered to sell it to him. He said that he would think about it, so I was surprised when I saw him drive up in this economy sedan a few days later. He bragged to me about how cheap he got his Hyundai Excel, when he could've bought my Explorer for two-thirds of the price! Some people just don't know how to decide for themselves.
I don't know what he does here. I've never seen his credentials, but he seems to have a high enough clearance to access anything in Site-56. He can't be the Site Director, that's Palermo, but he can't be a janitor, either.
He sleeps at his desk all day. I've never seen him do any sort of work around here. I think he hires a D-Class to do his paperwork for him. We may not deal with the most dangerous anomalies around here, but his work "ethic" is still unprofessional.
-Researcher Terrance Tsai
Dude, he's one of the rudest people ever, like I don't know how anyone manages to deal with him every day. I sure fuckin' can't. Like one time, we were enjoying ourselves at Site-48, and he decides to narc on me to the Site Director! I got demoted because of him!!
-Researcher Dominic Donahue
I remember when I kept hearing that damn screaming noise everywhere, and he communicated with me by writing notes and giving the messages to me. That was after the phase where he would scream into my ears about where the bathrooms were for the fiftieth time.
You're a great guy, alright? Just let me out! Please, I have teenagers to teach! How are they gonna learn about parabolas without me??
To ███ ███,
Your audition is complete.
Please do not come again. Please. We beg you.
- Keep Brighton Functioning Committee
Sometimes, he would talk about our high school years with nostalgia, even though, well, maybe I shouldn't say.
I love when he's around! Every day he comes by, he puts Researcher Donahue in his place, which is hard to do, cause Donahue is a complete. I know that this level of unprofessionalism is frowned upon these days, but ███'s still good at breaking the ice.
He likes to call me "Triple A" sometimes. Dick.
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