SCP Foundation

SCP-2772-J

This is the first article on the wiki that survived. I actually thought I'd be stuck only writing joke articles, but this mindset proved false. If SCP-DEALS-J still existed, Gleason's little Explorer would be downvoted into oblivion and I wouldn't be here.

Fun Fact: I know it's an Expedition, but they look similar enough.

SCP-3763

Second article. An attempt at making people feel things, but in hindsight would've been stronger exploring MC&D tropes. Also possibly a bit cliche, since it's a "overpowered item" trope, but the drawbacks are there. Knapp still can't rid the taste of oil.

Fun Fact: I called that exact Biscayne a "Bel Air" once, didn't go well.

ZLQMK/6XY4R/V4D3R

Third article. Ties into 3763 in a way that maybe wasn't the best. Did receive the RockTeethMothEyes Seal of Approval. I made it a bit too long, but it gets the point across. Boudames is still known as a dirty double-crosser at Site-48.

Fun Fact: RTME uses a similar signature style for Amos Marshall in D2924/6RE33/945AM.

SCP-4081

Fourth article. Used to be an infinite hallway, but was scrapped. That was a good idea. Eventually it morphed into a story about an angry non-Euclidean PTA doxxing the Foundation with their notes. Lutz never moved back into her old house.

Fun Fact: Received the pxdnbluesoul Seal of Approval in the Week 12 Recap SCP Cafe Podcast.

SCP-3987

Fifth article. DrLeibowitz knows it as "The Screaming". Had a lot of usage of the word "scream", but was changed for being too non-clinical. Wasn't confident that the document revisions would do well, but it's still up. PoI-2919 doesn't remember his art piece anymore.

Fun Fact: One of my old classmates had the surname Zannis.

SCP-4350

Sixth article. Came up with it while stuck in traffic, posted it two days later. Vehicle involved is Mitsubishi Galant because of its rarity and quirky existence. Any relations to SCP-1218 is purely coincidental. Choudhury still drives his rental car, he never got his old one back.

Fun Fact: Received the pxdnbluesoul Reluctant Seal of Approval in the Week 13 Recap SCP Cafe Podcast.

SCP-4618

Seventh article. Had the idea ever since I joined this site. Four forums, three months, and one deleted article later, here we are. I remember Doctor North commenting on my now-gone first draft about how "Special Containment Procedures shouldn't be redacted". This has stuck with me ever since. Some of the Site-48 personnel actually had an SCP-4618-A teacher back in high school.

Fun Fact: The "unrelated experiment" mentioned in SCP-2772-J is an outdated reference to the original draft.

I don't know him very well, so I really can't say anything about him.

-Dr. Victoria Vomac

Oh, him? Honestly, the less you know, the better.

-Dr. Franklin Ficarra

Back when I used to work at Site-48, with the classic car, he was known as "that guy", you know? He didn't do much, but when he did anything, he did it right the first time.

-Dr. Bradson Boudames

Guy's not good at decisions. I saw him look at my SUV, and I offered to sell it to him. He said that he would think about it, so I was surprised when I saw him drive up in this economy sedan a few days later. He bragged to me about how cheap he got his Hyundai Excel, when he could've bought my Explorer for two-thirds of the price! Some people just don't know how to decide for themselves.

-Dr. Gary Gleason

I don't know what he does here. I've never seen his credentials, but he seems to have a high enough clearance to access anything in Site-56. He can't be the Site Director, that's Palermo, but he can't be a janitor, either.

-Dr. Sharon Sheffield

He sleeps at his desk all day. I've never seen him do any sort of work around here. I think he hires a D-Class to do his paperwork for him. We may not deal with the most dangerous anomalies around here, but his work "ethic" is still unprofessional.

-Researcher Terrance Tsai

Dude, he's one of the rudest people ever, like I don't know how anyone manages to deal with him every day. I sure fuckin' can't. Like one time, we were enjoying ourselves at Site-48, and he decides to narc on me to the Site Director! I got demoted because of him!!

-Researcher Dominic Donahue

I remember when I kept hearing that damn screaming noise everywhere, and he communicated with me by writing notes and giving the messages to me. That was after the phase where he would scream into my ears about where the bathrooms were for the fiftieth time.

-Researcher Samuel Celi

You're a great guy, alright? Just let me out! Please, I have teenagers to teach! How are they gonna learn about parabolas without me??

-SCP-4618-A-1

To ███ ███,

Your audition is complete.

Please do not come again. Please. We beg you.

- Keep Brighton Functioning Committee

Sometimes, he would talk about our high school years with nostalgia, even though, well, maybe I shouldn't say.

-Officer Nathanial Neves

I love when he's around! Every day he comes by, he puts Researcher Donahue in his place, which is hard to do, cause Donahue is a complete. I know that this level of unprofessionalism is frowned upon these days, but ███'s still good at breaking the ice.

-Agent Caesar Spago

He likes to call me "Triple A" sometimes. Dick.

-Agent Arestandos Arada

Who?

-Agent Gregory Glines

My sandbox link.