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Lieutenant Flops’ Author Page

OPENING ENTITY OF INTEREST FILE #9731 …

AN ADDITION WAS ADDED. READ IT?

OPENING FILE …

coolpage funpage

This file contains an activated GAY FROGS-Class DANK ANTIMEME. You are instructed to run. In the event that you're lazy, you are to proceed at a velocity directly proportional to your daily cholesterol intake.

… What's that? Fine, you can catch up on Grey's Anatomy first. But make sure you make your way right back here after, mmkay?

—Um, probably someone with, like, a super high clearance level. Or someone's Mary Sue OC.

ENTITY: Lt FlopsLt Flops STATUS: ACTIVE

Select Production Commentaries

lt-flops.jpg

Initial sighting of LIMP FIREBIRD. It's so pretty VERY DEADLY. RUN!

These are quote excerpts from individuals affected by LIMP FIREBIRD, a Deviant-Type Avian Entity:

If the phrase "dank antimeme" makes it into an SCP, I am leaving this site forever. I am 100% serious.

—qntm, Civilian #84250, #site19

thats a weird way to spell sexy cyborg priests :/

—sepiafishie, Queen of Cephalopods

Nerd. Wait, where am I? Who put me in here? Help!

—Westrin, Captain of the SCPS Spooky Boat

Project Summary

Hi there, [non-Homo ignotus non-Daevite non-malfunctioning Lazarus-01 Procedure humanoid]. It appears you've stumbled on my personnel file. I–

Wait, please don't leave.

No, come back!

Ah, they're gone. Anyway, apparently, this is the place where I get to show you all the wonderful works I've written? Don't worry — I'm surprised too. Just– Don't leave the terminal and continue reading until you've learned about all the things (and stuff) that I've worked on.

I'll get you a juice box. Or some bourbon.

Don't like it? Well, that's too darn bad, hun, isn't it?

Deployment Record

My Newest Pages!

1. [TALE] 🌌 Illac
2. [ENTRY] 🌊 Cave Story (for the Wanderers' Depths Contest)
3. [GOI FORMAT] 👤 "Scattersomnia": A Disease of the Wise and Drowsy Wanderers (for Jam Contest Two)
4. [TALE] 🥛 Spilled Milk (for Jam Contest Two)
5. [SCP] 🧠 SCP-5990: Out of my head, out of my mind (for Jam Contest Two)

== PAGES WRITTEN BY FLOPS ==

I write things, depending on how you define "write" and "things".

Floppy Says: In the spirit of collaboration: I grant any writer, artist, or otherwise, full permission to use or depict the SCPs, concepts, characters, task forces, locations, or events created by me in your own SCP Wiki/Wanderers' Library work. Drop a link my way; maybe I'll like it, or give you some pointers on how to execute it best!

As an exception, I ask of creators: Please do not write or produce sexually explicit portrayals of any of the content in my works. I would greatly appreciate if this request were valued.

(In each category, works are listed from oldest to newest).

SCP Articles

SCP-3787
+90 … 13
Latest comment: froideriko at 28 May 2020 15:29
Last edited: Lt Flops at 09 Oct 2020 03:39

SCP-3719
+64 … 10
Latest comment: Ellie3 at 25 Mar 2019 02:55
Last edited: Lt Flops at 04 Oct 2020 18:46

SCP-3464
+63 … 20
Latest comment: Carrington at 14 Sep 2019 16:20
Last edited: Lt Flops at 13 Sep 2020 21:08

EE-3570
+138 … 19
Latest comment: sirpudding at 22 Dec 2018 00:10
Last edited: Lt Flops at 09 Aug 2020 05:21

SCP-4420
+203 … 42
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 31 Jul 2020 02:59
Last edited: Lt Flops at 26 Jul 2020 06:46

SCP-4416
+142 … 34
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 02 Nov 2019 05:24
Last edited: Lt Flops at 05 Dec 2019 04:24

SCP-4031
+114 … 22
Latest comment: KleptocracyNow at 04 Dec 2019 20:33
Last edited: Lt Flops at 16 Mar 2020 00:52

SCP-3739
+192 … 33
Latest comment: themekhanite at 12 Mar 2019 23:03
Last edited: stormbreath at 19 Sep 2020 23:37

SCP-4190
+72 … 4
Latest comment: MobRules at 19 Mar 2019 01:23
Last edited: Lt Flops at 08 Dec 2019 23:57

SCP-4790
+110 … 10
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 15 Sep 2019 03:07
Last edited: stormbreath at 20 Sep 2020 06:17

SCP-4795
+85 … 5
Latest comment: Drelic at 22 Sep 2019 04:20
Last edited: stormbreath at 01 Oct 2020 05:01

Dr. Michaels
+292 … 43
Latest comment: Henzoid at 17 Oct 2020 13:39
Last edited: Croquembouche at 20 May 2020 05:19

SCP-5990
+81 … 11
Latest comment: Ihp at 18 Mar 2020 07:17
Last edited: stormbreath at 19 Sep 2020 04:22

Tales

Solidão
+21 … 2
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 03 Mar 2020 23:43
Last edited: Lt Flops at 04 Oct 2020 20:26

UMBRAL_MIGRATORY_SEQUENCE.txt
+67 … 3
Latest comment: TL333s at 16 Jun 2018 20:32
Last edited: Lt Flops at 09 Aug 2020 05:42

The Abyss Gazes Back (And It's ASCII On A CRT Screen)
+74 … 6
Latest comment: 5150wned at 19 Aug 2019 00:49
Last edited: Sekai_s at 27 Sep 2020 13:45

Buggy Hardware (or Why I Don't Play Violent Video Games)
+52 … 2
Latest comment: MrPines at 22 Sep 2018 22:59
Last edited: Sekai_s at 27 Sep 2020 13:44

What Lurks In The Dark
+49 … 2
Latest comment: Eskobar at 16 Oct 2018 23:57
Last edited: Lt Flops at 25 Sep 2020 18:40

SCP-2
+124 … 16
Latest comment: Connor MacWarren at 19 Dec 2018 03:11
Last edited: Lt Flops at 15 Oct 2020 18:23

The Doctor's Dilemma
+63 … 9
Latest comment: Pexagon at 23 Jul 2020 22:19
Last edited: Lt Flops at 05 Dec 2019 05:10

A Surprise Encounter with Crispy Sex Pirates
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Latest comment: Retian at 14 Jan 2020 04:45
Last edited: stormbreath at 19 Sep 2020 22:16

Land Of Honey
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Latest comment: (user deleted) at 26 Jun 2019 16:16
Last edited: Lt Flops at 12 Dec 2019 00:56

A Necromantic Prelude
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Latest comment: Crow-Cat at 17 Mar 2020 22:55
Last edited: stormbreath at 19 Sep 2020 22:15

A Scene From A Meme(-ory)
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Latest comment: Quadraginta at 09 Aug 2020 17:26
Last edited: Sekai_s at 27 Sep 2020 13:44

Spilled Milk
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Latest comment: Sebarus at 25 Mar 2020 19:26
Last edited: stormbreath at 19 Sep 2020 04:23

Illac
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Latest comment: EstrellaYoshte at 26 Aug 2020 17:01
Last edited: Lt Flops at 02 Oct 2020 21:21

GOI Formats

SPC-507
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Latest comment: Gentleman Thief at 26 Jul 2018 20:03
Last edited: stormbreath at 19 Sep 2020 22:19

The Sacred Djehuti
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Latest comment: Lt Flops at 19 Jun 2018 18:47
Last edited: Lt Flops at 20 Sep 2020 05:00

SPC-993
+92 … 7
Latest comment: Deadly Bread at 22 Apr 2019 13:08
Last edited: stormbreath at 19 Sep 2020 22:19

Critter Profile: Bartholomew!
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Latest comment: Lt Flops at 12 Jun 2019 00:18
Last edited: stormbreath at 19 Sep 2020 06:01

"Scattersomnia": A Disease of the Wise and Drowsy Wanderers
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Latest comment: Nagiros at 05 Apr 2020 17:26
Last edited: Lt Flops at 16 Sep 2020 16:24

Series Hubs

Team Bird Hub
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Latest comment: not_a_seagull at 27 Jul 2019 22:14
Last edited: Lt Flops at 13 Aug 2020 08:12

A Non-Prophet Organization Hub
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Latest comment: Thelks Tovnir Ralto at 08 Jun 2020 22:48
Last edited: stormbreath at 19 Sep 2020 23:21

Collaborations

SCP-3309
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{$note}
Latest comment: Xian Yu Bo Shi at 07 Oct 2020 23:04
Last edited: stormbreath at 19 Sep 2020 23:35

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SCP-3309: Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away Authors: Lt Flops (Author Page) and PhamtomGuy Inspired by the Pataphysics Department by Rimple. With coding help from Westrin. Click here to read...
tags: co-authored concept ethics-committee k-class-scenario meta narrative ontokinetic researcher-smalls scp thaumiel

Avian Anthology I
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Written by: Team Bird*
The Avian Division and Shark Punching Centre team up against the devious deity named Thoth. {$note}
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 23 Jan 2019 19:43
Last edited: Lt Flops at 18 Jul 2020 18:19


One hundred billion memories tainted by 200,000 years of vengeance, dread, euphoria, grief, avarice… &...
tags: co-authored doomsday2018 global-occult-coalition shark-punching-center tale team-bird

Avian Anthology II
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Written by: Team Bird
The most unlikely allies commune with a tainted beast to save the day — and the world. {$note}
Latest comment: Tyler Epic Gaskin at 20 Dec 2018 20:22
Last edited: Lt Flops at 24 Jul 2020 01:49


Thoth reigned supreme. His freshly formed vassals flooded into their new home by the millions. They would make excellent workhorses for the nobles. Their people would till the land, move the stones,...
tags: co-authored doomsday2018 shark-punching-center tale team-bird
*Team Bird is not_a_seagull, Lt Flops, Ayers, & Quantum Physician

SCP-4519
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Written by: NatVoltaic & Lt Flops
Anti-religious group "SAPPHIRE" secures the severed head of astronomer Carl Sagan to spread their FACTS and LOGIC. {$note}
Latest comment: Just_We at 06 Jun 2020 16:05
Last edited: Lt Flops at 10 Jun 2020 03:00

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SCP-4519: Carl Sagan, Godhead Authors: NatVoltaic and Lt Flops This article is Part 3 of Team Nico's Angels' SAPPHIRE series for the 2019 International GOI Contest! More by these authors:...
tags: acoustic cadaver children-of-the-torch co-authored ectoentropic goi2019 hallucination k-class-scenario keter mind-affecting reanimation religious sapient sapphire scp sentient telepathic uncontained vibration visual weapon

GRANT REQUEST FOR THE RE-CREATION OF AN ADVANCED POSTMORTEM NEURAL PRESERVATION SYSTEM
+43 … 7
Written by: Uncle Nicolini & Lt Flops
SAPPHIRE steals the equipment that keeps the severed head of Carl Sagan alive. {$note}
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 24 Oct 2019 05:54
Last edited: stormbreath at 21 Sep 2020 23:56


PROMETHEUS LABS ELECTRONIC MAIL Re: GRANT REQUEST FOR THE RE-CREATION From Elliot Ramirez To Su Xing Date Mar. 6, 1995, 5:44 p.m. Su, Sorry for all the delays in getting this to you. The...
tags: co-authored deer-college goi2019 goi-format mages-academy prometheus sapphire

SCP-4475
+124 … 19
Written by: KindlyTurtleClem & Lt Flops
Mother's resting place. / Right here, at the end of space. / Cast out unto the light. {$note}
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 14 Nov 2019 01:14
Last edited: stormbreath at 19 Sep 2020 06:42

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SCP-4475: So Long, and Thanks for All the Milk Authors: Lt Flops and KindlyTurtleClem This article is FIRE TURTLE (Clem Floppy)'s 2nd article for the 2019 Collaboration Contest! Go here for...
tags: ad-astra alive antimemetic bovine chemical co-authored collab-con2019 extraterrestrial fifthist keter neurological ontokinetic pattern-screamer ritual scp second-hytoth sentient spacetime teleportation transfiguration uncontained

Snippets of an Unveiled World
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Written by: Nykacolaquantum, Lt Flops, IFBench, Westrin, & Deadly Bread
What other branches are held in the Serpent's Garden? This is what we know. {$note}
Latest comment: The Pighead at 23 Apr 2020 08:49
Last edited: Lt Flops at 21 Sep 2020 03:30

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L.S., Forgive me for doubting you. Your recruitment of Agent Hopper has been a great boon to the Library and ourselves. And it's thanks in no small part to their unique talent, variable as it is....
tags: ambrose-restaurant anderson arcadia are-we-cool-yet bones broken-god broken-masquerade co-authored collaboration dado deer-college dr-wondertainment fifthist gamers-against-weed jude-kriyot oneiroi parawatch serpents-hand tale three-portlands wanderers-library

Translations of Others' Works

SCP-281-FR
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Written by: DrGemini, translated by DrMacro & Lt Flops
Did you know that the World was once flat? Just something to consider. {$note}
Latest comment: KalXX at 26 Feb 2020 21:29
Last edited: Lt Flops at 05 Dec 2019 05:38

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Info SCP-281-FR: The Day The Earth Stopped Being Flat Author: DrGemini Translator: DrMacro and Lt Flops Date: January 1, 2018 Special thanks to DrGemini for recreating the first image of Addendum...
tags: global-occult-coalition immobile indestructible international physics planet reclamation religious safe sapphire scp sphere weapon

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