Lt Flops' Author Page

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Lieutenant Flops’ Author Page

OPENING ENTITY OF INTEREST FILE #9731

AN ADDITION WAS ADDED. READ IT?

OPENING FILE

coolpage funpage

This file contains an activated GAY FROGS-Class DANK ANTIMEME. You are instructed to run. In the event that you're lazy, you are to proceed at a velocity directly proportional to your daily cholesterol intake.

… What's that? Fine, you can catch up on Grey's Anatomy first. But make sure you make your way right back here after, mmkay?

—Um, probably someone with, like, a super high clearance level. Or someone's Mary Sue OC.

ENTITY:

Lt Flops

STATUS: ACTIVE

Select Production Commentaries

Initial sighting of LIMP FIREBIRD. It's so pretty VERY DEADLY. RUN!

These are quote excerpts from individuals affected by LIMP FIREBIRD, a Deviant-Type Avian Entity:

If the phrase "dank antimeme" makes it into an SCP, I am leaving this site forever. I am 100% serious.

—qntm, Civilian #84250, `#site19`

thats a weird way to spell sexy cyborg priests :/

—sepiafishie, Queen of Cephalopods

Nerd. Wait, where am I? Who put me in here? Help!

—Westrin, Captain of the SCPS Spooky Boat

Project Summary

Hi there, [non-Homo ignotus non-Daevite non-malfunctioning Lazarus-01 Procedure humanoid]. It appears you've stumbled on my personnel file. I–

Wait, please don't leave.

No, come back!

Ah, they're gone. Anyway, apparently, this is the place where I get to show you all the wonderful works I've written? Don't worry — I'm surprised too. Just– Don't leave the terminal and continue reading until you've learned about all the things (and stuff) that I've worked on.

I'll get you a juice box. Or some bourbon.

Don't like it? Well, that's too darn bad, hun, isn't it?

Deployment Record

My Newest Pages!

1. [TALE HUB] 💃 Void Dancer Hub
2. [TALE] 🌌 Illac
3. [ENTRY] 🌊 Cave Story (for the Wanderers' Depths Contest)
4. [GOI FORMAT] 👤 "Scattersomnia": A Disease of the Wise and Drowsy Wanderers (for Jam Contest Two)
5. [TALE] 🥛 Spilled Milk (for Jam Contest Two)

== PAGES WRITTEN BY FLOPS ==

I write things, depending on how you define "write" and "things".

Floppy Says: In the spirit of collaboration: I grant any writer, artist, or otherwise, full permission to use or depict the SCPs, concepts, characters, task forces, locations, or events created by me in your own SCP Wiki/Wanderers' Library work. Drop a link my way; maybe I'll like it, or give you some pointers on how to execute it best.

(In each category, works are listed from Newest to Oldest).

SCP Articles

SCP-5990
+88 ^… 11
Latest comment: Ihp at 18 Mar 2020 07:17
Last edited: Lt Flops at 14 Jan 2021 22:52

Dr. Michaels
+312 ^… 47
Latest comment: chamik at 19 Jan 2021 13:22
Last edited: KaraKatt at 23 Nov 2020 03:42

SCP-4795
+92 ^… 5
Latest comment: Drelic at 22 Sep 2019 04:20
Last edited: Lt Flops at 05 Dec 2020 06:41

SCP-4790
+116 ^… 10
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 15 Sep 2019 03:07
Last edited: stormbreath at 20 Sep 2020 06:17

SCP-4190
+73 ^… 4
Latest comment: MobRules at 19 Mar 2019 01:23
Last edited: Lt Flops at 08 Dec 2019 23:57

SCP-3739
+195 ^… 33
Latest comment: themekhanite at 12 Mar 2019 23:03
Last edited: stormbreath at 19 Sep 2020 23:37

SCP-4031
+117 ^… 22
Latest comment: KleptocracyNow at 04 Dec 2019 20:33
Last edited: Lt Flops at 16 Mar 2020 00:52

SCP-4416
+150 ^… 35
Latest comment: Scorpion451 at 06 Nov 2020 04:35
Last edited: Lt Flops at 05 Dec 2019 04:24

SCP-4420
+209 ^… 42
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 31 Jul 2020 02:59
Last edited: Lt Flops at 11 Nov 2020 17:28

EE-3570
+142 ^… 19
Latest comment: sirpudding at 22 Dec 2018 00:10
Last edited: stormbreath at 22 Nov 2020 00:22

SCP-3464
+70 ^… 20
Latest comment: Carrington at 14 Sep 2019 16:20
Last edited: Lt Flops at 13 Jan 2021 06:22

SCP-3719
+67 ^… 10
Latest comment: Ellie3 at 25 Mar 2019 02:55
Last edited: Lt Flops at 10 Jan 2021 06:57

SCP-3787
+93 ^… 13
Latest comment: froideriko at 28 May 2020 15:29
Last edited: Deadly Bread at 19 Jan 2021 09:07

Tales

Illac
+41 ^… 2
Latest comment: EstrellaYoshte at 26 Aug 2020 17:01
Last edited: Lt Flops at 02 Oct 2020 21:21

Spilled Milk
+50 ^… 5
Latest comment: Sebarus at 25 Mar 2020 19:26
Last edited: stormbreath at 22 Nov 2020 00:17

A Scene From a Meme(-ory)
+42 ^… 9
Latest comment: Quadraginta at 09 Aug 2020 17:26
Last edited: Lt Flops at 21 Jan 2021 16:11

A Necromantic Prelude
+30 ^… 6
Latest comment: Crow-Cat at 17 Mar 2020 22:55
Last edited: stormbreath at 19 Sep 2020 22:15

Land Of Honey
+89 ^… 12
Latest comment: (user deleted) at 26 Jun 2019 16:16
Last edited: Lt Flops at 28 Dec 2020 17:39

A Surprise Encounter with Crispy Sex Pirates
+47 ^… 7
Latest comment: Retian at 14 Jan 2020 04:45
Last edited: stormbreath at 19 Sep 2020 22:16

The Doctor's Dilemma
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Latest comment: Pexagon at 23 Jul 2020 22:19
Last edited: Lt Flops at 05 Dec 2019 05:10

SCP-2
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Latest comment: Zyn at 28 Dec 2020 01:54
Last edited: Lt Flops at 15 Oct 2020 18:23

What Lurks in the Dark?
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Latest comment: Eskobar at 16 Oct 2018 23:57
Last edited: Lt Flops at 30 Oct 2020 19:00

Buggy Hardware (or Why I Don't Play Violent Video Games)
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Latest comment: MrPines at 22 Sep 2018 22:59
Last edited: Lt Flops at 21 Jan 2021 16:10

The Abyss Gazes Back (and It's ASCII on a CRT Screen)
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Latest comment: 5150wned at 19 Aug 2019 00:49
Last edited: Lt Flops at 21 Jan 2021 16:10

UMBRAL_MIGRATORY_SEQUENCE.txt
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Latest comment: TL333s at 16 Jun 2018 20:32
Last edited: Lt Flops at 13 Jan 2021 07:49

Solidão
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Latest comment: Lt Flops at 03 Mar 2020 23:43
Last edited: Lt Flops at 04 Oct 2020 20:26

GOI Formats

"Scattersomnia": A Disease of the Wise and Drowsy Wanderers
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Latest comment: Nagiros at 05 Apr 2020 17:26
Last edited: Lt Flops at 18 Dec 2020 21:43

Critter Profile: Bartholomew!
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Latest comment: MetalRavioli at 10 Dec 2020 13:03
Last edited: stormbreath at 19 Sep 2020 06:01

SPC-993
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Latest comment: Deadly Bread at 22 Apr 2019 13:08
Last edited: stormbreath at 19 Sep 2020 22:19

The Sacred Djehuti
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Latest comment: Lt Flops at 19 Jun 2018 18:47
Last edited: Lt Flops at 08 Dec 2020 23:15

SPC-507
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Latest comment: Gentleman Thief at 26 Jul 2018 20:03
Last edited: stormbreath at 19 Sep 2020 22:19

Series Hubs

Void Dancer Hub
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Latest comment: Ralliston at 21 Jan 2021 17:00
Last edited: Lt Flops at 22 Jan 2021 05:59

A Non-Prophet Organization Hub
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Latest comment: (user deleted) at 08 Jun 2020 22:48
Last edited: stormbreath at 19 Sep 2020 23:21

Team Bird Hub
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Latest comment: notgull at 27 Jul 2019 22:14
Last edited: Lt Flops at 22 Jan 2021 15:26

Collaborations

Snippets of an Unveiled World
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Written by: Nykacolaquantum, Lt Flops, IFBench, Westrin, & Deadly Bread
What other branches are held in the Serpent's Garden? This is what we know. {$note}
Latest comment: Dr Ryze at 01 Dec 2020 02:33
Last edited: Nykacolaquantum at 01 Jan 2021 03:32

L.S., Forgive me for doubting you. Your recruitment of Agent Hopper has been a great boon to the Library and ourselves. And it's thanks in no small part to their unique talent, variable as it is....
tags: ambrose-restaurant anderson arcadia are-we-cool-yet bones broken-god broken-masquerade co-authored collaboration dado deer-college dr-wondertainment fifthist gamers-against-weed jude-kriyot oneiroi parawatch serpents-hand tale three-portlands wanderers-library

SCP-4475
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Written by: KindlyTurtleClem & Lt Flops
Mother's resting place. / Right here, at the end of space. / Cast out unto the light. {$note}
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 14 Nov 2019 01:14
Last edited: Lt Flops at 07 Jan 2021 07:31

SCP-4475: So Long, and Thanks for All the Milk Authors: Lt Flops and KindlyTurtleClem This article is FIRE TURTLE (Clem Floppy)'s 2nd article for the 2019 Collaboration Contest! Go here for...
tags: ad-astra alive antimemetic bovine chemical co-authored collab-con2019 extraterrestrial fifthist keter neurological ontokinetic pattern-screamer ritual scp second-hytoth sentient spacetime teleportation transfiguration uncontained

GRANT REQUEST FOR THE RE-CREATION OF AN ADVANCED POSTMORTEM NEURAL PRESERVATION SYSTEM
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Written by: Uncle Nicolini & Lt Flops
SAPPHIRE steals the equipment that keeps the severed head of Carl Sagan alive. {$note}
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 24 Oct 2019 05:54
Last edited: Uncle Nicolini at 17 Jan 2021 20:34

PROMETHEUS LABS ELECTRONIC MAIL Re: GRANT REQUEST FOR THE RE-CREATION From Elliot Ramirez To Su Xing Date Mar. 6, 1995, 5:44 p.m. Su, Sorry for all the delays in getting this to you. The...
tags: co-authored deer-college goi2019 goi-format mages-academy prometheus sapphire

SCP-4519
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Written by: NatVoltaic & Lt Flops
Anti-religious group "SAPPHIRE" secures the severed head of astronomer Carl Sagan to spread their FACTS and LOGIC. {$note}
Latest comment: Just_We at 06 Jun 2020 16:05
Last edited: Lt Flops at 10 Jun 2020 03:00

SCP-4519: Carl Sagan, Godhead Authors: NatVoltaic and Lt Flops This article is Part 3 of Team Nico's Angels' SAPPHIRE series for the 2019 International GOI Contest! More by these authors:...
tags: acoustic cadaver children-of-the-torch co-authored ectoentropic goi2019 hallucination k-class-scenario keter mind-affecting reanimation religious sapient sapphire scp sentient telepathic uncontained vibration visual weapon

Avian Anthology II
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Written by: Team Bird*
The most unlikely allies commune with a tainted beast to save the day — and the world. {$note}
Latest comment: Tyler Epic Gaskin at 20 Dec 2018 20:22
Last edited: stormbreath at 22 Nov 2020 00:23

Thoth reigned supreme. His freshly formed vassals flooded into their new home by the millions. They would make excellent workhorses for the nobles. Their people would till the land, move the stones,...
tags: co-authored doctor-hoygull doomsday2018 shark-punching-center tale team-bird

Avian Anthology I
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Written by: Team Bird*
The Avian Division and Shark Punching Centre team up against the devious deity named Thoth. {$note}
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 23 Jan 2019 19:43
Last edited: stormbreath at 22 Nov 2020 00:22

One hundred billion memories tainted by 200,000 years of vengeance, dread, euphoria, grief, avarice… &...
tags: co-authored doctor-hoygull doomsday2018 global-occult-coalition shark-punching-center tale team-bird

*Team Bird is notgull, Lt Flops, Ayers, & Quantum Physician

SCP-3309
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Written by: Lt Flops & ricog2
Uses the 'Pataphysics Department CSS by me, and the 'Pataphysics Logo created by TSATPWTCOTTTADC & animated by Woedenaz. {$note}
Latest comment: TimeTravelinc at 07 Dec 2020 00:12
Last edited: stormbreath at 19 Sep 2020 23:35

SCP-3309: Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away Authors: Lt Flops (Author Page) and PhamtomGuy does not match any existing user name Inspired by the Pataphysics Department by Rimple. With coding...
tags: co-authored concept ethics-committee k-class-scenario meta narrative ontokinetic researcher-smalls scp thaumiel

Translations of Others' Works

SCP-281-FR
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Written by: DrGemini, translated by DrMacro & Lt Flops
Did you know that the World was once flat? Just something to consider. {$note}
Latest comment: KalXX at 26 Feb 2020 21:29
Last edited: DrMacro at 12 Jan 2021 14:30

Info SCP-281-FR: The Day The Earth Stopped Being Flat Author: DrGemini Translator: DrMacro and Lt Flops Date: January 1, 2018 Special thanks to DrGemini for recreating the first image of Addendum...
tags: global-occult-coalition immobile indestructible international physics planet reclamation religious safe sapphire scp sphere weapon

== PAGE COMMENTARY — ARCHIVED ==

Last updated: June 2018.

Floppy Says: This commentary covers only one-fifth of my written work on the Wiki. I won't update this again, if only because there's too much work to make commentary on, and I would rather let my work speak for itself.

If you're curious, I do include some writing/background information in the author posts for all my individual works.

SCP-2641: Before the Fire [DELETED]

Summary: The Foundation classifies coldposts as a legitimate in-universe concept. When they learn they can delete these coldposts — as Wiki staff must do to their out-of-universe counterparts — they do so with extreme prejudice and imprecision. This causes everything to go wrong.

Commentary: SCP-3309 was my 4th SCP and 1st collab, co-written with ricog2 in April 2018. This was both my 1st format screw and 1st attempt at a meta article.

3309 is a bit of a strange one for me. I'm not exactly a fan of meta articles myself unless they're written competently. And I don't actually think the work I put into 3309 is enough to consider it a well-done meta article. 3309 is an ambitious story — and ambitious stories call for ambitious writing. I do believe I put in decent writing, but not enough to allow for all its parts to flow smoothly. Suffice to say: I don't think there's enough here for me to be satisfied about, but it's difficult to point out what exactly is the issue. Maybe the concept needs work; maybe it relies too much on a gimmick; maybe both.

Of course, as a collaborative page, there comes a point when both parties must agree to take the middle path and be happy with the work they've put in. To my co-writer, it may seem that we kept this page on the burner for long enough and that it needed to be posted, and the votes certainly seem to display a job well done. But there will always be something in me that isn't happy with the work I put in, and I guess that might never change.

Altogether, 3309 was a learning experience, and I hope I'm able to continue progressing as a writer.

(NOTE: I don't necessarily believe that votes = a decent work. 3309 was controversial — especially among site contributors — but ended up doing incredibly well).

Themes: Depression & anxiety; the fear of being forgotten; the plight of the tortured character.

Additional Documents:

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MFT "CHARYBDIS" and "SCYLLA"	References to Greek mythology.
"FASH"	A "bash the fash*" joke.
"Gægr" and "Kemdulnim"	Generated with a fantasy dragon name generator.
"Quibba" and "Keshrayuth"	Generated with a bird race name generator.
Kaa, Waxaklahun, and Mih	Mayan numbers.
"LIMP FIREBIRD"	A self-insert. ;)
*NOTE: Those depth-damned Sharkicist bastards.

The Kingdom of Mycenae	Greece
Poseidon Labs	Prometheus Labs
Bee Obliteration Registry "K"	Directorate K. Coined by PortalHunter from `#site19`.
Seventh Deviant Crusade	Seventh Occult War

Inebriation Inoculation complete. Thanks for reading!

Wait, what the heck? Where did that come from?

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