I'm a sucker for dado, but there are a few things off about his tone here.
thank u 4 purchase of fine dado goods. dado is undergo many hardship at moment but dado is hero of capitalism. dado is undergo restructure, and to show dado trust of many good customer like u, he provide to u with secret dado product no intended for stores. this is look into dado process that show that just like u trust dado, dado 2 trusts u yes
u may ask, dado, why u make computer disk program? dado is tell you now. dado go 2 store one day and see much noise about cloud compute. hmm! dado think this be big opportunity 4 business and so dado go and talk to discuss improving of system and how this can help.
This in particular is less of a "dado-speak", and more of a "first grader with a crayon" type of writing. The best thing about dado dialogue is that he comes off in a way that makes him seem like an imitation of a person, and not an actual person. It should feel like dado understands humanity, but isn't perfect at replicating that himself. He isn't ever incoherent and babbling like he does in this note. I personally think that the article would be much better if the whole dado note was trimmed down to like 3 or 4 lines maximum. I keep thinking back to Youth in Asia by dado, which was another dado article not written by kak, and how that article perfectly represents dado's speech patterns. Dado doesn't get long-winded. He speaks in short, single-clause sentences with slightly incorrect grammar. Try to emulate that in your writings of him.
That being said, I still enjoyed myself, even if the dado-speak was seriously lacking. Tentative +1 since i trust dado. Novote until an edit comes this way.
