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By the way, Big, Black, and Bald refers to Saget Darius Alexander the SCP-XXXX-1 instance and Sagittarius A, the black hole at the center of our galaxy.

You're welcome.

I had this idea strike me from seeing someone use the phrase "Exotic Stars" and I couldn't let it go.

Other puns include "Everything doesn't revolve around you" and the fact that Pi-3 can be read "Pie".

Got great feedback on this from several people, and I'd like to thank them for it.

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I really like it. Stars as exotic dancers. I do like how there's reference to the Sun probably being sick or something. I wonder what the coughing means.

+1 because exotic dancers.

I was initially more than a little unsure how you'd ever pull off this concept, but you've done a bang-up job.

Do the Matveenko Sisters give dances that last 5700 years?

Yay you did it.

In general I liked it - solid descriptions, weird and unknowable without being over-the-top - but I wasn't really feeling intrigued enough to upvote until that last note. Nicely done.

Grammar nitpick: in some places you say "an SCP-2713 instance" and in others you say "a SCP-2713 instance;" I wasn't sure which you'd prefer so I didn't fix it myself.

Really, it's lovely and understated.

I kinda liked it — it was an original enough concept. +1.

Soooo its basically a strip-club with stars instead of humans? I can dig it. +1

Our sun has a southern accent?
Fuckin' rednecks are everywhere these days!

This is a great trippy concept and I still upvoted it, but I can't possibly see how it's classified "Safe" when other people/groups have access to it and can physically damage the stars' avatars with literal cosmic repercussions. Especially since our own sun is one of the dancers.

Does our Sun's illness have anything to do with SCP-1682 (Solar Parasite)? Because if it does then that is a neat little Easter egg. A way to cross link without being so obvious that it spoils the fun.