By the way, Big, Black, and Bald refers to Saget Darius Alexander the SCP-XXXX-1 instance and Sagittarius A, the black hole at the center of our galaxy.
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I had this idea strike me from seeing someone use the phrase "Exotic Stars" and I couldn't let it go.
Other puns include "Everything doesn't revolve around you" and the fact that Pi-3 can be read "Pie".
Got great feedback on this from several people, and I'd like to thank them for it.
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