This is pretty well written, almost too well written for a downvote, but I feel as if it alone isn't enough to justify such a short article. The grossout style is good, but it feels underdeveloped, and ends very quickly. The ending didn't really catch me off guard or do anything for me that the rest of the article didn't do, and that's why I'm downvoting.
Edit: actually, on a second readthrough, I can't ignore how well written it is, even if the ending isn't as satisfying as I'd like, so I'm replacing my downvote with a novote.