SCP Foundation

I now know the pain a programmer feels when they miss a closed parentheses. You think Listpages is hard? If you do more than about 20 of these, there's a 70% chance the entire code will fall apart. There are thirty-eight "Tweets" on here.

Staff will just have to trust all the images are compliant, there are a lot of them and I don't have access to all of the links I used on my laptop. When I get home from vacation, I'll post the proof of compliance.

Onto some stuff that's not me ranting about the technical side of things:

• Three Portlands is an… interesting setting. It seems like one of those things that would work better in a canon where the Foundation flat-out didn't exist, honestly. I've been curious about it, but the hub (while not as bad as the Fifthism hub) leaves a bit to be desired. Plus, the whole Anderson Robotics arc kind of happened during my hiatus from the site, so I don't know what the hell their deal is, and I'm not sure where to start looking.
• Then you have Deer College, which is based in 3ports. I think. I was attracted to this for Black Autumn 3 after seeing that they literally have a group of Eris-worshipers on campus. "Hey, they worship apples of discord, I have apples of discord, let's do this shit!"
• This is the one I'm most hesitant about posting because, again: it seems like 3ports and Deer seem to want to exist outside of Foundation canon, and it's a bit hard to try to tie Sloth's Pit and the apples into it. I think I made it work, though.
• The "Gotham Ghosts" call-out is a reference to the TV Show "Evil", one of the stupidest attempts at horror I have ever seen on network TV. It was originally going to be a jab at Ghost Adventures, before I realized that they're a garbage group of hucksters. "GhostHuntUK" is a reference to The Magnus Archives, because if there can't be a crossover due to licensing issues, I will still have my implications.

Thank you SO MUCH to Dyslexion for writing the note used in one of the last tweets, and for encouraging me to not to just stick to one teratophilia joke.

I'm a big fan. Also i'm screaming into the mic to type because my arms have become werewolves

I give this a week until it topples my tale to get to the top of Top Rated.

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+1

I’ve never been a big fan of this social media/Twitter-esque format. It just turns the narrative to slush for me and makes it unenjoyable. -1

A few of the avatar pictures are showing broken on my end, but that may be because I'm using the school network and it has… odd… blocking policies that only the administration can override (and I'm not going to go defend why I'm getting paid to read SCPs). I'll check again on my home network later.

Any rate, I thoroughly enjoyed this one. The format of twitter style posts can be a bit jarring, but there was enough going on here to make it work. Doesn't hurt that Deer School is one of my favorite (underutilized) GOIs. +1

yeah im GAY

Golden

Apple

Youth
Minor nitpicks:

I don't laugh out loud, but I laughed out loud. Several times. Some of the individual messages had more humour packed into them than entire tales on the site. Maybe this was just specifically targeted to my sense of humour, but I'll remember it for a long, long time.