SCP Foundation

I had fun writing this, and I hope you have fun reading it. That's all, really.

Image Credit

Location image made by me

Special thanks to Christopoulos for looking at this awhile back.

Well written and interesting- I like it.
+1

Reading the containment procedures, I really thought this was going to be an SCP version of the Random Chimp Event meme. +1

Edit: In Negotiations, you still have "where SCP-XXX-A-402 sits", you may want to change that.

I really liked this.

Btw is this:

Dune traces a circle onto his palm, preparing to [DATA EXPUNGED]

A reference to SCP-4776 per chance?

I enjoyed this a lot but I take issue with the occasional excessive redaction/expungement. Additionally, there's just something kind of… "off" about what you've done with the blockquote margins.

Also, are the occasional hyphens at the end of words meant to be em dashes?

Although I really wonder why the Foundation would send someone so badly trained in diplomacy. He resorts to force right off the bat. Something about that seems kind of off.

Also, there's no such thing as a frequency of 200dB. It should be either "a frequency of 200Hz" or "an amplitude of 200dB" depending on what you meant. It should be noted however that a 200dB sound would probably kill most living organisms right where they stood, as well as cause a huge amount of collateral damage. That's almost as loud as a Space Shuttle launch as measured on the pad.

Hyper dimensional god monkeys. Welp. That's a thing now. +1 in the hopes we might get a canon following on that gives us some insight into the devourer and maybe some further shenanigans in monkeh town

I simply love these hyper-dimensional nomad orangutans and their prophecy-poetry (also the article was very well written). +1

*picks up gun*
Tales, hand them over.