+1

GODDAMN I'M HELLA LATE

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you win.

Lovely article. The personality of SCP-5376 was interesting, to say the least. The dialogue never seemed repetitive and felt natural with very few areas where fluidity was hindered. Also:

[Distantly, an electric guitar riff plays.]

MACCULLOUGH: Where did that come from?

Was probably the funniest part of the article for me.

With all that said, I'm giving this a +1.

Tentative upvote. While I do like the dialogue a fair bit, and think it adds quite a lot to this article, I wasn't too keen on the conclusion unfortunately. The ending came (in my opinion) a little bit too soon and it wasn't really the best-executed sendoff. There's nothing glaring which I think I would do to improve that ending, but just something to note. Otherwise, this was a very entertaining skip to read.

This was an absolute blast of a read, and the dialogue was extremely well written.

Although

Man… [sniffling]/ Man, I could just-

A minor error here, might want to fix that.

+1

If SCP-5376 can detonate even after it has performed a show, what’s the point of letting it perform?

boom

This is probably my favorite article. It's so fun to read, and the occasional explosions adds the humour factor. The out-of-nowhere guitar riff is silly as well, which perfectly matches his personality.

I think the rotten flesh and exposed bone is smart too. It gives him the badass daredevil look. +1