Alright, some Thank You’s right off the bat:
Obviously, shoutout to 
TyGently for writing the first half of this; I doubt it was anywhere close to where you expected for it to go, but I hope I wrote something we can both enjoy.
Thanks to 
Its a Bad Idea for critting the first thing I’ve ever written for the wiki, and being the only person to answer my plea for crit in the SCPD discord. (I’m not bitter, not one bit)
Big shouts to 
Niblic for helping me with the 3D modeling work, even if I didn't end up using it.
Thanks to my critters, obviously: 
Roget, 
KaraKatt, 
Naveil, 
chiifu, and 
Placeholder McD. All of you gave me invaluable feedback, and I wouldn’t have had this if you didn’t stand by me.
Also, apologies to 
Zyn for fucking up the Crit forums and taking time out of her day
Credit to 
Luxaiko for keeping me positive and also giving me help with wording stuff, as well as for being cool as h*ck
And the most thanks to 
Deadly Bread for giving me advice, ideas, critique, and unwavering support throughout this process. We’ve been closer than a Single Live Bee and Cleopatra’s Lack of a Corpse. I love ya, buddy.
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