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This is all but a cold-post. Inspired from this amazing video.

Image is from wikimedia commons, under the the CC2.0 license. LINK

E. This skip evidently took me one hour, from the initial drafting, to get to here. Why do I do this?

Jesus CHRIST.

Anywhos, let's talk about the article at hand.

A male instance of SCP-2579 performing the Nae Nae, a popular hip-hop dance, in an attempt to woo a female instance.

Don't think "woo" is a clinical term

these include a text file called "succ.txt,"

This is bearly¹ passing off as "Silly enough to work" for me. Barely

Overall: Upvote because I didn't know I wanted this in my life.

I demand a cross-test with SCP-2875

I initially downvoted it immediately because of the nae nae I saw in the caption. Turns out that this is actually a pretty good rendition of dancing bears. Still seems like it could be a joke scp, but it's decent enough fro me to change to a neutral vote. Good Job!

Bears. +1

This pretty much hits my interests: music and animals. It's silly, but not so silly I can't take it seriously.

A humorous SCP that not a joke SCP and still works really well. The anomalies come off as really bizarre, especially the composition of the device within the bears' heads *shivers*, while the mere mental image of the mental ritual is quite funny in its own right. Put a definite smile to my lips!

+1! It's nice to see all SCP's aren't dark, dreary, scary and ominous. The world's absurd, with its own natural amount of comedy. Great work, mate!

I can bearly tolerate this. +1

"Bears…beats…"

Well, 2 outta 3 ain't bad, +1!

This bear can't dance, so I had to show love for ones that can. +1

Males will often attempt to perform dances associated with the songs being played.

And at this point I took off my glasses and channeled Captain Picard for a moment.

*throws +1 at dancing bear and walks off still facepalming*

I like it, but a bear dancing while Shake It Off plays on the backround gives me traumatic flashbacks to Norm of The North.

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