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He continues the rant , even as he lowers his shirt to display his young, nubile breasts to himself.

Oh Christ, I lol'd. +1.

By the way, what's up with the change from past to present tense? Kinda jarring.

I love this so much.

Brilliance. The only funnier apocalypse I've read was Good Omens.

Cute. I chuckled.

This is like the last 10 minutes of The End of Time pt1 all over again, but with Bright instead of the Master.
I can't say I'm complaining. Upvoted.

Bright slinking up from the basement with a forked tongue…

Someone was trying to use Bright's medallion and a Rube Goldbergian assembly of other SCPs on 682 to kill it, weren't they.

Tell me, does the name "Doctor." "Doctor." "Doctor." have anything to do with Spies Like Us, or am I just seeing things here?

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+1

At the risk of sounding like a perv, if Bright ended up 'wearing' everybody on the planet, Why would he/they be worried about following laws based on calendar age? The laws are there to prevent the stronger from taking unfair advantage of the weaker (for the most part), but how could bright take advantage of himself? He still thinks like himself, regardless of the age or species of the body he's 'wearing,' and he knows exactly what he's doing when he's flashing himself. Even if he were to try to take advantage of himself when he doesn't want to, it would seem likely that he would be close buy to stop himself from doing something to traumatize himself.

On a side note, writing about Dr. Bright can get confusing if there are multiple simultaneous 'iterations' being discussed.

Also, Upvoted.

oh god…Oh God…OH DEAR GOD