Just wanted to give a quick thanks to everyone who helped me - DrWrong, Recursive, gibberingeloquence, deku_link, and everyone else who gave me critique. Sorry if I forgot your name, I'm…bad with names.
Image credit is http://www.publicdomainpictures.net/view-image.php?image=203982&picture=black-coffee-mug which is free to use and edit. I edited it myself.
Thank you.