This was inspired by a podcast I listened to recently and some other stuff. I'll let you draw your own conclusions as to who and what.
Many thanks to Jekeled, Randomini, DrBleep, Decibelle, Shaggy, GreenWolf, and any others who got a chance to check this out in chat. My thanks to all of you.
Anyway here you go a little something-something to tide me over until my next big dumb thing whoop.
Image is from here and is CC compliant.