SCP Foundation

So, this is a quick, official LordStonefish challenge.

When I write things, and read things, I like intriguing, bizarre titles that make you go "WTF?!? What blithering idiot thought of that? Now I have to read the article to see what that's about!" My challenge is to post a successful SCP or Tale with one of these absolutely ludicrous garbage titles, and to have it survive to +10 for one day.

The article can be silly or serious, but it must be titled one of the following. Titles may only be used once.

I've can't believe you done this

On a serious note, I might actually try this, this sounds like fun.

Quick question, when you say "and to have it survive to +10 for one day" does that mean if it goes to +10, can it droop back down and still count?

I have an idea for “yes”.

Waiter? There's an African Piranha in my soup.

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The Magic Tree House: Mealtimes with M̰̺͓̼ͅi̢̬̣͈c̼̝̝h̵͖̱̤͖̖̣ḁ͉̞͢e̵̱̟̜͔̺l̼̥̘

Lost Magic Tree House book? This title is really concerning me.

I'm totally having "I Can't Believe It's Not Cosmos".

Although I think I have to finish my other ridiculously titled skip: 'A Thesis on "Cunt" and Other Australian Vernacular" first.

It only hit +10 about 12 hours ago¹, which means it took a bit more than a day to get up there. But if that still counts then SCP-3410 can claim the title "It's just fucking golf!"

This challenge is dead af but I wanna do the Panama one