This article was originally going to be much longer, but ultimately I decided to keep it short and sweet.
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Could be a little longer, if just to answer why punching works for containment (besides the obvious reasons, of course!).
What is this "containment" you speak of? The SPC is concerned wholly and solely with punching sharks right in their goddamn faces.
Giving bearhugs to the unsuspecting since 1872.
I wonder which punch is better-jabs, uppercuts or roundhouses? Purely for scientific reasons, of course!
Roundhouse is a kick. I think you meant haymaker.
There is such a thing as a roundhouse punch as well as the kick.
Anyway, no mention of MTF Theta-5?
Still, upvoted.
I want—no, I demand more references to punching. And more shark puns. And an MTF name. "Flaming Fists of Fury" or something.
Rejected puns:
The Shark's Fin
The Selachimorpha Insurgency
The Global Crustacean Overlords
The Sharkery
Dr. Wondersharkertainmentperson
But in all seriousness you're right, I at LEAST owe you a Moble Ta- I mean Mobile Fist Team name.
I think I might add to this after all, by talking about a virus used by MC&S to make more lava sharks. The virus gradually overwrites the infectee's genetic material, slowly turning them into an additional instance of SPC-3284, which a Chaos Insurgency stand-in is using to make super-soldiers. This addendum would have an interview between Dr. Gears Cogs and Agent Dimitri Heavy that would lead into a "Teeth like shark" joke. And maybe a shout-out to Doom: Repercussions of Evil.
Think this is a good idea?
Just one more suggestion, to fully demonstrate how committed the Center is to their cause—at the end, when it says that they're drilling through the mantle, say that they are destroying Yellowstone Park to do so, in such a way that demonstrates how little they give a shit about national landmarks and possibly civilian safety when there are sharks to be punched.
I'm admittedly sick of this joke. However, the sheer commitment to the idea here made me upvote. Not only have you redefined Object Classes to fit the joke, you also imply that there are jillions of other shark types that fall under the SPC's purview.
Don't know that this will last, or even if it deserves to, but I laughed and I'm upvoting.
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