A tale about SCP-3480 and the glorious reality-bending violence that happens there. That skip and the tale Parts are background reading that put all this into context.
This was my gift exchange present for Modern_Erasmus - there must have been some magic in the spreadsheet of nondenominational holiday cheer (or Gaffney knows us really, really well) because it worked out perfectly as a chance to finally bring some ideas together that we'd been talking about for a while.