SCP Foundation

Full Name: Elizabeth Cooper-Hughes

Family Status: Estranged by time, distance, and circumstances. The parents wonder after the daughter, and the daughter has long forgotten their faces.

Backup Career: Domestic Terrorist.

Favored Summer Snack: Fla-Vor-Ice (superior lemon-lime flavor).

Preferred Means of Aggression: Firearms (caliber unimportant).

Needlessly Appropriate Security Designation: UMPTEENTH CANID

Smiles: Poorly.

Umbral Sigils: The war criminal. The cluster bomb. The indiscriminate violence of a million-barreled gun.

Favorite Animal: Cicadas.

Magic: The Gathering Card Flavor Text: Don't kick the dog you trained to bite back.

Ideal Death: The one she got was pretty close, honestly.

As Described by PinocchioP Lyrics:
I shed no blood nor tears, and lack in kindness but
Even if our scattered thoughts clash with each other
What’s inside, do we all still have organs? (yes)
- 内臓ありますか

Full Name: ▒▓▓░ ░░ ▓▓▒░▓

Family Status: Dead? Gone? Not forgotten.

Backup Career: Paralegal in service to one of the five exarchs.

Favored Summer Snack: The endless geographical malaise surrounding the Howling Pillar has no concept of seasons. It's dim, damp, and lukewarm year-round. That said, chocolate ice cream.

Preferred Means of Aggression: Words.

Needlessly Appropriate Security Designation: EMINENT THESAURUS

Smiles: Never.

Umbral Sigils: The sunken tower. The shorn sheep. The eternal loss of the thrice-charred library.

Favorite Animal: Whales (only after reading an elaborate picture book about them on Earth).

Magic: The Gathering Card Flavor Text: A bloodied sheep only grows red wool.

Ideal Death: Quiet, serene, and surrounded by people she cares for.

As Described by PinocchioP Lyrics:
A life full of regrets and embarrassment,
missteps abound, that’s for sure
Cleaned out till you’re empty inside,
that’s par for the course I’d say
So there’s no need to fret
- すろぉもぉしょん

Full Name: Erin Ahmadi

Family Status: Dead for at least a century by now.

Backup Career: Botanist.

Favored Summer Snack: Ice cream sandwiches.

Preferred Means of Aggression: Appropriately dispatched intermediaries employed by the Foundation itself.

Needlessly Appropriate Security Designation: STARLIGHT EFFIGY

Smiles: Rarely.

Umbral Sigils: The headless queen. The world spider. The goblet overfull with silver teeth.

Favorite Animal: Cats.

Magic: The Gathering Card Flavor Text: The most prestigious alumnus of a prestigious school. The most powerful of a powerful cabal. The least loved of a loving family.

Ideal Death: Fading away in a comfortable bed after finding someone else she can entrust with her work.

As Described by PinocchioP Lyrics:
The dust of the galaxy grows tired and falls into a slumber
It laments the "end" and tries to create from scratch a "beginning"
The future may be very bright, but there are mountains of problems
All life's mysteries do is quarrel
- 化物宇宙

Full Name: Elif Sakarya

Family Status: The heiress of a most significant lineage.

Backup Career: University president. Corporate executive. President.

Favored Summer Snack: Lemon sorbet.

Preferred Means of Aggression: Anything legal within relevant jurisdictions.

Needlessly Appropriate Security Designation: UPRIGHT BASTION

Smiles: Charmingly.

Umbral Sigils: The domineering heart. The never-vacant throne. The comforting embrace of the golden gauntlet.

Favorite Animal: Turtles.

Magic: The Gathering Card Flavor Text: Fruits of the family tree are sweetest when it grows old and gnarled.

Ideal Death: Only after she has been immortalized in secret histories.

As Described by a PinocchioP Lyrics:
Surrounded by the things we like,
We become unable to accept those things we hate
If we only live following our own preferences,
We’ll surely wind up hated by someone, somewhere
- すきなことだけでいいです