Yes, I know, I am far too new to be attempting a format-screw. Sorry. The idea just literally wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote it. I would appreciate feedback on how to make this mainsite-worthy.
The draft is here, in Tab 1: Normal Rabbit
Yes, I know, I am far too new to be attempting a format-screw. Sorry. The idea just literally wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote it. I would appreciate feedback on how to make this mainsite-worthy.
The draft is here, in Tab 1: Normal Rabbit
Okay, I took a quick look. The writing seems solid, which is an excellent point in your favor.
So far as the concept goes… I kind of felt like it went way over my head? During the description I had a feeling that there was some sort of narrative reason for the overblown containment, but by the time I hit the log at the end, I almost felt like I was reading a joke article. Is it meant to be funny? I honestly couldn't tell, but the behavior of both the D-Class and the doctor seems kind of… cartoonish?
I'm also not entirely sure if the German parts were supposed to indicate something to me as a reader. Is the rabbit anomalous? If so, what is its anomaly? If not, why does this article exist? I honestly have no clue.
It's not a rabbit. It's a Wolpertinger with the anomalous property that it cannot be percieved or described as anything other than "a normal rabbit" - EXCEPT by people who have never heard of Wolpertingers or similar creatures. People who have never heard of Wolpertingers or similar creatures see it for what it really is, but that triggers a secondary anomaly where it somehow causes them to die messily. Anyone who sees this suffers the intense psychological strain of trying to make sense of watching someone get messily killed by what they can only percieve to be a normal rabbit.
The containment procedures are utterly overblown to make it not worth anyone's time to try to release or declassify it - since, otherwise, it would only be a matter of time before someone goes "oh hey, this thing's just a normal rabbit" and lets it out.
The scientist is German because Wolpertingers are a German creature, so it's just a hint that the scientist has heard of them but the D-class hasn't (and therefore sees the "normal rabbit" for what it truly is).
Meanwhile, the anomaly makes it so that the in-universe writers of the article couldn't even describe it or directly allude to its true nature. The best they could do was to put an ACTUAL rabbit (Bentham) in there as well, "for comparison", and describe all the things Bentham ISN'T so as to convey what the "normal rabbit", by contrast, IS: Keter-class, brown, big, has antlers and wings and hooves and a squirrel-like tail, and the canine teeth of a meat eater, and infohazardous properties, and a death toll of 17.
Seems like you could clear up a lot of the confusion going on by altering the last part of the Procedures to read something like:
All official observation of SCP-XXXX is to be done remotely by video. Personnel assigned for this duty are prohibited from learning about folkloric entities known as jackalope, wolpertingers, rasselbocken or skvader. Amnestic treatment is authorized in the event of accidental exposure to such knowledge. All official statements regarding SCP-XXXX are to be made as statements about Bentham.
Yeah, I guess. Kinda wanted to not make it TOO obvious, and also I felt like once they worked out that people with no knowledge of Wolpertingers were able to perceive and describe it accurately but somehow ended up dead, they wouldn't want to risk experimenting with that enough to work out the details of, like, whether there was a way to expose them safely (like, does it work if it's through video from far away etc). Especially since the existing procedures mean that every protocol update they make has to go through the handler, who is deliberately selected to be busy and hard to contact in order to make changing the procedure a pain.
Also, if there IS a safe range for such people to view it from, and they HAVE worked that out and started implementing it, then it wouldn't make sense for the article to be written as it currently is (ie, painstakingly avoiding actually describing the thing itself), which is the main hook of the thing.
and also I felt like once they worked out that people with no knowledge of Wolpertingers were able to perceive and describe it accurately but somehow ended up dead
That's not how it comes accross in the article; the D-class was in the same room with the SCP, was it not? And knowing if there is a minimum safe distance/safe method of observation is worth D-class expenditure testing.
then it wouldn't make sense for the article to be written as it currently is (ie, painstakingly avoiding actually describing the thing itself), which is the main hook of the thing.
Who says that it's not a protective measure for non-observational personnel? That directly conflicting information about the SCP causes undue mental strain on personnel? If the entire research wing constantly suffers from migranes by tring to wrap their heads around the "not-rabbit rabbit", then having them mentally associate its qualities with "things Bentham is not" instead may be enough to keep the asprin expenditure down.
The D-class was in the same room, yeah, but the only guy we see observing the event seemingly cannot describe it other than in the vaguest terms ("we lost a D-class", "Bentham didn't do it"), which was intended to imply that, due to the effect of the SCP's anomaly on their perception, they can't actually tell exactly HOW it killed the D-class - mostly because their brain keeps trying to reject the idea that it DID, since it is, after all, a normal rabbit. But it WAS clearly something messy - the room needed "cleaned and fumigated" - so while one explanation could just be "the Wolpertinger tore their throat out" and therefore it would be safe if kept at sufficient distance, an equally valid explanation could be "the poor sod's head exploded as soon as they accurately described the Wolpertinger".
I was intending to convey that Wagner (and/or anyone else who saw the incident) suspected, while being unable to tell for sure, that it was something closer to the latter, and so felt justified in going to the absurd lengths necessary to get the procedures edited to include a bit about never letting anyone who didn't know about Wolpertingers get exposed to it.
On reflection, yeah, that's very opaque. My bad.
I guess rewriting the article to be in-universe written by someone who COULD accurately describe the thing safely but CHOOSES not to for the sake of avoiding undue stress to other personnel, rather than the current set-up where it was written by someone who was getting as close to describing it accurately as the anomaly would let them, might work better at least in terms of being easy to understand, yeah.
I don't personally like it as much, and I feel like I'd still have to drop some of my favourite ideas. Like the fact that the handler needs to be someone who doesn't know what they're handling in order to prevent them going "sure, this is just a normal rabbit, of course you can let it out", while simultaneously being sufficiently loyal to the Foundation to not question their orders AND sufficiently busy, intimidating and hard to contact to deter researchers from trying to explain to them the ridiculousness of the situation as they see it - a set of criteria that basically rules out most personnel except members of one of the scarier and more fanatically loyal MTFs. If there's a way for certain people to safely observe and accurately perceive it, the handler would logically just be one of those guys, which is less interesting.
But if I can't think of an alternative solution any time soon, I guess I'll try rewriting it to be more like that.
Thanks.
Ohhh. Yeah, I didn't pick up on that at all (though to be fair, I've only vaguely heard of Wolpertingers, mainly from one person who used one as their online persona?).
I'm personally not sure about
Anyone who sees this suffers the intense psychological strain of trying to make sense of watching someone get messily killed by what they can only percieve to be a normal rabbit.
Why? We already have a lot of "makes you crazy until dead" SCPs, many from 8+ years ago. Is this effect really needed?
I mean, it doesn't make you crazy until dead. It's just hard for the human mind to process two contradictory things ("this is a normal rabbit" and "this thing is somehow responsible for this carnage") at once. Dr Wagner's basically fine, he just struggled to keep his thoughts straight at the time (resulting in him beating his head against the wall and fixating on his knowledge of Wolpertingers as the only thing that helped) and subsequently needed therapy for the stress and the resulting fear of rabbits.
I mean, it doesn't make you crazy until dead.
That's how it comes off in the article.
Hmm. Okay. I shall see what I can do to clarify that. I had assumed that the note making it explicit Wagner was still alive would be enough, but I guess I miscalculated. Any suggestions?
Have a series of test logs detailing the Foundation exposing people with various levels of knowledge of Wolpertingers to this anomaly, to develop the containment procedures. End of with the decision being made to keep them complicated.
Ah, okay. Yeah, I reckon I can write a working write-up of that. Thanks.