SCP Foundation

It's only 7 months too early (Or 5 months late, depending on perspective), but I have a draft about a pair of psychopomps that take the month of October off to celebrate Halloween with each other, and just seem like very normal folks.

I'm looking for general feedback as well as better suggestions for the name. I'd prefer the name to be a reference to the fact that they're psychopomps along with a play on their sexuality.

http://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/4ter

It's never too early for gay Halloween skips.

Line by line:

how the location is selected,

I'd go with "where phenomenon occurs" here, because, however briefly, this made me think it was the Foundation selecting the location.

cleaning, preparing and consuming meals, folding laundry, and [DATA EXPUNGED].

This got a laugh out of me.

Agent Kay Gittings contacted SCP-xxxx-1 and SCP-xxxx-2 due to their decorations violating several minor zoning laws.

This seems an odd thing for a Foundation agent to contact them about. Wouldn't they try to contain and/or interview them, rather than tell them they're breaking minor local laws?
I do find it cute, though.

wasn't our tree

You're missing a period.

Oh that's fine.

Missing a comma after "oh".

Overall:
I thought this was really cute and I would upvote. I really don't have much to say that's not positive about this — I liked their bickering (and the dialogue in general), their interactions with the agent, their love of food, etc. I was grinning just a little as I was reading this. The draft can be cleaned up a little (see the line by line) but I'd upvote is as is.

Maybe get a few more eyes on it, but I'd say it's mainsite ready.

Edit: As for the name… "Queer as folk legend?" Yeah, I got nothing.