SCP Foundation

So I've been sitting on this a while, and figured if I don't post it, I never will.

It started off as a 714 rewrite, and ended up like this. I hope you guys enjoy.

Image is sourced from https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Thumb_Ring1.jpg and is CC compliant.

EDIT:

For everyone saying this is flat, or doesn't grab you, if you haven't at least read An Alchemist Goes to War (or any of the Alchemy tales series) then you're going to probably going to have zero basis here.

If you don't want to read any of that…then I don't know what to tell you. I can't force people to read stuff, but it's kind of a shame if you are unwilling to read a couple articles (or even one) to understand another one.

Still diggin’ the format

I like the format, but unfortunately there wasn't a single aspect here that grabbed my attention.

As a 714 rewrite, this is good. The format is cool-looking, but it is clearly an online document. It's visually interesting in a way the foundation, in-universe, doesn't need. I'm indifferent. As a series 4 article, this falls flat. I upvoted, but only because I just read 714. If I came to this cold, I probably would have down-voted.

Is the article format here unique to the skip or your authorial lilt like djkaktus' headers? I haven't seen it before.