Article does not describe the nature of SCP-1471-1, please fix this.
Reminds me of that one Stephen King story about the camera that shows a dog getting closer to you in every picture. Wouldn't mind if that was inspiration, but others might.
Downvoted until SCP-1471-1 is described, we'll see about whether it will remain after this is fixed.
E: Read through it after the fix, definitely enjoyed it as an homage.
if your reading this your gay