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Falling Objects upvoted this SCP, must be legit

Thanks to Silber, Echo, and Sal for assisting with this article.

Bleh, didn't make me laugh on account of being "hey it's another -J that just describes a thing that happens, but all scientific leik" Downvote.

-1

Seems like a generic onion article, which may or may not be a bad thing depending on who you ask. I've read so many that there's nothing new here.

Goddamn this is gross and funny at the same time.

I snickered, so have an upvote.

I lol'd. It's simple and made me laugh, so that's an upvote.

This shouldn't have made me smile. I should not have laughed at this. This is really dumb, but I can imagine Roget someone actually doing something like this, and that mere image of the defensive SCP is funny to me, so +1.

Generally i hate it when people quote the 5 second rule, it's been proven that time is not affecting the amount of microbes collected (for a full explanation please refer to the appropriate sources). but still i loved this. +1

Ah, to live in a world where the five-second rule was true…

Anyway, this is silly, but I smiled, so upvoted.