SCP Foundation

This is my first go at an SCP, thanks to all the people in the chat and on the forums for help and suggestions, names withheld to protect the innocent.

"Little Bunny Suicide Bombers" is not coming soon to a bookstore near you.

As I mentioned in the chat, I don't really have any issues style-wise, but I feel like this is merely an above-averagely detailed Monster Manual entry. The note at the end is an attempt to counteract that, however it's managed to pack in an asston of cliches in a small space ("Foundation found this for some completely ridiculous reason", "vanished spooky creator leaves threatening note explaining his anomaly", "note pinned threateningly to the wall in threatening manner", etc.) without giving us anything of any real substance.

It's not terrible, and it probably would have flown in the early days of the site, but I need something more from an article in today's environment. -1.

I like it, but I do not like the aborigine note. It seems kind of forced and cartoonishly evil

We have so many suicidal rabbits on this website that I'm starting to get worried. +1 I liked the note at the end.

Bunnixes. I love it, especially if the note is from them and not angry aboriginals.

The note reminds me of SCP-1000.

Overall it's alright, nothing too fancy though. No vote.

Welllll… it's fine, but it didn't strike me as amazing. Also, I think there is some confusion over whether -1 is the only rabbit that resurrects, or if they all can do it. I thought at first that it was all of them, but then the crystal / powder residue difference made me reconsider.

Edit: but overall, upvote, especially for a first article.

after reports of a "great flaming crocodile"

And there's an upvote.

Agent"The [Redacted] is still advancing, and were out of grenades, what do we do sir?"

Dr.██████ "Only one thing to do agent…. THROW THE RABBITS!"

I like chain-exploding bunnies. I do not care for the clumsy explanation literally tacked on at the end that does nothing to make this more interesting. Exploding bunnies are interesting on their own.