This article's main anomaly was actually an idea in my sandbox, save for the provoking causing its radioactivity.
And I do love how they're going to charge the dog with manslaughter.
Utah Police: "WE MUST HANG THE DOG FOR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY!"
FBI UIU Agent [REDACTED]: "Sir, we can't hang a dog much less charge it of mansl-"
U.P: "You are right.."
Agent: "Thank go-"
U.P: "WE MUST BURN THE BITCH!" *Pulls out a pitchfork and torch*
Agent: "Oh for gods sakes."
Tsar Erwin the First.
Feels kind of bland to me, but I like how they plan to arrest the mutt, as well as the photo with the blotted-out men's faces. It has a very nice paranoia vibe to it.
Quick simple and to the point. Too bad the UIU couldn't keep it contained.
Tsar Erwin the First.
The dog is meant to be Laika isn't it…
Stercus accidit. Planto certus est vobis.
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO INTIMIDATE THE ANIMAL
I don't think I was supposed to laugh, but that line is just too good.
EVACUATE ALL AMERICAN PERSONS,
"Make sure you check their passports before getting them away from the radioactive dog. And %#$@ Canadians."
