SCP Foundation

He's going at 20km/h currently. It seemed incredibly slow to me, so I checked. Assuming he was always going below 20km/h relative to the sun, then he would have travelled less than 10 million km in 60 years (525600 hours * 20km/h), so even if he was going directly away from the sun, he would have reached an eighth of the orbit of Mars, not the outer rim of the solar system! If teleportation occurred, it seems weird that it's not acknowledged (especially since the pic of him leaving the atmosphere makes it seem like he was just propelled away like any normal rocket would).

Also "observable solar system" bugs me… It depends on the albedo, it's not a proper "boundary" like the observable universe is, right? A quick google scholar search shows it's used (rarely) to refer to the collection of all known solar system bodies, which makes the concept of "leaving" it sound as contrived to me as saying a kid hiding in the closet "leaves the observable population of the house"! Maybe "Visual contact with SCP-1712-A is expected to be lost within 5 years", or "SCP-1712-A is expected to leave the heliosphere" would be more clinical.

So there's a cat that turns living things to stone, as well as anything they're touching out to a meter. Fortunately this only affects living things, so the cat can still eat… except bacteria are living things, so presumably the cat has no microbiota and should not be able to digest. Maybe I'm overthinking it, but that's how I do.

Aside from that, when Boyd turned to stone, he fell up. No reason why, it's thus far unrepeatable, and there's that problem with the maths not adding up to his distance. It just seems like a second anomaly that got tagged on without a proper connection. It also seems like a wasted opportunity, since a cat that consistently turns living things into flying statues (or cut out the stone bit and it just makes things fly away) is more interesting to me. I like the idea of a cute little kitten that goes around rubbing on people's legs for attention, but if someone actually stops to pet it, or happens to be wearing shorts, they go orbital.

Lastly, I didn't enjoy the interview log. Just not my kind of cheese, I guess.