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Hey there! I'm YossipossiYossipossi, an author and Staff Member for the SCP Wiki! You might know me as r/DankMemesFromSite19's co-owner, former SCPD staff member, or "that one pattern screamer with the weird-ass red eyes." I don't know why you decided to drop by my authorphage, but feel free to stick around while you're here. :)


Achievements

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SCP Articles

SCP-3635

The Forgotten Archive

With BlazingTrail and CorruptedMuse

"Please remember. Don’t fight fire with fire."

SCP-4213

I Scream

With Doctor Cimmerian

"You're weird."

SCP-4792

The Contingency

"Praise Awet and curse Meshet. Sincerely, Geta Ipolet."

SCP-4531

Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.

"[RESTRICTED TO PERSONNEL ASSIGNED TO PROJECT TOCHACHA]"

SCP-5001

Sacrosanct

Third place in the SCP-5000 Contest

"REVERT TO MY DOMAIN"

SCP-5545

𝙰 𝙱 𝙽 𝙾 𝚁 𝙼 𝙰 𝙻 𝙸 𝚃 𝚈

Second place in Exquisite Corpse (w/ Calibold)

"I get it. You want me to make a choice."

SCP-5334

…And Let Me Play Among The Stars

"SCP-5334 had undergone a regular disappearance event only 54 days prior."

SCP-6969

the joke is sex

Eighth place in the SCP-6000 Contest

"The following file has been locked due to repeated malicious external and internal attempts to make edits to the documentation."

SCP-6442

Mimir, Mímir

With Dr Shoulder

"This document has been altered to exclude an undetermined portion of the full containment procedures for security concerns."

SCP-6969-J

The End of Sex 6.9: You Can (Not) Reproduce

April Fools 2022

"I believe that concept would be sex itself, One."

SCP-7777

Heptaphobia

Second place in the SCP-7000 Contest

"This file is to remain a permanent exception to our mission."

SCP-6130

In Hell, We Live

"They should explicitly apologize to the subject before sending them away. The apology may be sincere."

SCP-7412

This Isn't A Jesus Allegory or Anything, House's Birth Was Just Kinda Like That

Birthday Gift for Rounderhouse

"…I think I just had a stroke."

Tales

Unbidden

Part of the Shattered Thoughts Series

"Terras-Mons is under siege."

Present Tense

Part of the Shattered Thoughts Series

"He laid in silence for a while."

"oc by aetrhris do'nt steel"

Partner's Mission

Birthday Gift for Rounderhouse

"The House always wins. Bitch."

In Restless Dreams, I Walked Alone.

Art Exchange 2022 gift for Tufto

"Or you don't return home at all. You become like me."

A Very High Holiday

Art Exchange 2023 gift for UNCGriffin

"Only a lunatic could knock on a Kabbalist's door by himself at three AM, no?"

"It is humanity's capacity to reason that births its desire to hate."

Other

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April Fools 2021

"If I'm gonna be honest, I have no clue how to include this in a page."

Shattered Thoughts Theme

Theme for the Shattered Thoughts Series

"All normal life, Peter, consciously or otherwise, resent domination."

Ad Abyssum Theme

Theme for the Department of Tactical Theology

"To perish, rather, swallowed up and lost / In the wide womb of uncreated night / Devoid of sense and motion?"

Ad Abyssum Theme (Penumbra)

Penumbra Theme for the Department of Tactical Theology

"For who would lose / Though full of pain, this intellectual being / Those thoughts that wander through eternity."

"If you can kill it, it isn't a God."

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