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Legerdemain D-Mos (author) 2016-06-02
♪Take a little walk to the edge of town♪ ♪Go across the tracks♪ Ogden lay in bed at the MTF Alpha-1 headquarters. Recently his dreams took him back to his old neighborhood. He'd stroll down the…
Choices daemok (author) 2019-02-22
Too early to sleep. Too busy to rest. The risks are too steep and not all addressed. What if I should perish by some twist of fate? My reason stands there, and it resonates. But I need to sleep….
SCP-239's Spell Book Dantensen does not match any existing user name (author)
2008-11-07
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...And I'm the Star! DarkStuff (author) 2018-01-05
The odd, tiger-colored, water-act-ruining spectacle was helped down into a seat at one end of a table in the Ringmaster's Tent. He twitched a couple of times, trying to find a position that…
A Hole in the Tapestry DarkStuff (author) 2019-05-25
by DarkStuff Info More by DarkStuff~! Independent SCPs SCP Title SCP-445-EX The Word of the Day is Hope SCP-2728 On the Barcelona Skyline SCP-2729 What is it…
A World Unto Yourself DarkStuff (author) 2019-06-21
by DarkStuff Info More by DarkStuff~! Independent SCPs SCP Title SCP-445-EX The Word of the Day is Hope SCP-2728 On the Barcelona Skyline SCP-2729 What is it…
Along for the Ride DarkStuff (author) 2019-05-21
by DarkStuff Info More by DarkStuff~! Independent SCPs SCP Title SCP-445-EX The Word of the Day is Hope SCP-2728 On the Barcelona Skyline SCP-2729 What is it…
And I Think To Myself... DarkStuff (author) 2018-07-09
An Intermission… Swahp. "MMmmf…" Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz "Mmm!" Swahp. … ZZZ "Maah!" Swhap, whap, plat! "Leave me alone you gosh darn stupid bug, let me… sleep?"…
Ascension DarkStuff (author) 2019-06-21
by DarkStuff Info More by DarkStuff~! Independent SCPs SCP Title SCP-445-EX The Word of the Day is Hope SCP-2728 On the Barcelona Skyline SCP-2729 What is it…
Back in Habit DarkStuff (author) 2018-08-13
"Hey, are you awake right now?" "I don't think you're awake yet, but if you can hear me, you've lost a lot of blood." "I know…" "Oh, you are awake!" "I got shot in the foot…" "Uh… no, you got…
Be Strange or Be Forgotten DarkStuff (author) 2017-12-17
I was nervous. Shaken and nervous, terribly so. The past few nights I had awoken to the sounds of helicopters, and I thought I imagined there to be voices reverberating through the space. The…
Cornelius the Collector DarkStuff (author) 2019-08-15
"Here you are, sir." Mr. Bear placed a vial of clear blue liquid on top of a messy, massive purple desk, draped with a thin black cloth and smothered in stacks of manuscripts, notebooks, graph…
Dancing with Rachael DarkStuff (author) 2019-06-18
by DarkStuff Info More by DarkStuff~! Independent SCPs SCP Title SCP-445-EX The Word of the Day is Hope SCP-2728 On the Barcelona Skyline SCP-2729 What is it…
Deceptive Cadence DarkStuff (author) 2018-09-07
"Oh, my god!" "Yeah, heheh, it's… it's pretty, big! Heheh, we, uh… there was a call, and I thought I'd surprise everyone — we'd surprise everyone, with the big reveal, heh. So… Here's Pepper!"…
Everything Will Be Okay DarkStuff (author) 2018-09-09
3T stood around with a cup of Dream Catcher Chamomile™, making small talk with the other Toy Tinkers before the big presentations. This month's were sure to be amazing. 3T was especially…
Forever Young DarkStuff (author) 2018-01-26
by DarkStuff Info More by DarkStuff~! Independent SCPs SCP Title SCP-445-EX The Word of the Day is Hope SCP-2728 On the Barcelona Skyline SCP-2729 What is it…
Holding an Umbrella but the Sun's Still Shining DarkStuff (author) 2018-09-13
I rang Percy Pinwheel's buzzer again. I'd budgeted time in case they were asleep, but 3T barely slept. Even on Snoozedays. It just wouldn't happen. Either 3T was here with Percy, or 3T was out…
I Don't Get It, I Functioned Before DarkStuff (author) 2017-12-13
My foot throbbed. I had never dealt with that much blood, and I couldn't really move my foot. I was crumpled on the couch, and the two kids were playing with the huge tubs of legos behind me….
I've Been Through the Desert on a Horse with No Name DarkStuff (author) 2018-12-28
Killian "Cosmic" Kremer walked into the Nameless Saloon (oddly enough, that was its name) in the middle of some nameless town (that wasn't). Actually, in the center of town was a well, so the saloon…
Industrial DarkStuff (author) 2019-06-04
by DarkStuff Info More by DarkStuff~! Independent SCPs SCP Title SCP-445-EX The Word of the Day is Hope SCP-2728 On the Barcelona Skyline SCP-2729 What is it…
It Feels Like I Only Go Backwards DarkStuff (author) 2019-05-14
by DarkStuff Info More by DarkStuff~! Independent SCPs SCP Title SCP-445-EX The Word of the Day is Hope SCP-2728 On the Barcelona Skyline SCP-2729 What is it…
Life's a Show DarkStuff (author) 2017-12-17
Hmmm. Hmmm, hmm hmmm. Hmmm… Hmm hmm hmm. Hmm hm hm hmmmmm. Hm hm hm hmmmmm. Hm hm hm hmmmmm hmm hm hmmmmm hm hm hmmmmmmm. Da da… da ta da ta da dada da, a toddily da, a toddily dee, a toodily…
On the Radar DarkStuff (author) 2018-12-28
On the Radar A Twisted Pines / Wilson's Wildlife Tale FoldUnfold Table of Contents 1: An Informal Summary of Foundation Nexus Policy 2: Nx-17 Boring, Oregon 3: A Formal Discussion of Site-64…
Pepper's Lament DarkStuff (author) 2018-08-19
The Hall of Humans Extraordinaire was gloomy with the light of dawn, and dusty from the foot traffic of the day prior. Today, the Circus would be quiet and contemplative. Their stay at this…
Sometimes I Wish This Moment Could Last Forever DarkStuff (author) 2017-10-23
by DarkStuff Info More by DarkStuff~! Independent SCPs SCP Title SCP-445-EX The Word of the Day is Hope SCP-2728 On the Barcelona Skyline SCP-2729 What is it…
Sometimes the Best Intentions are in Need of Redemption DarkStuff (author) 2018-01-25
An Intermission… Pen. Pen to paper. Pen on paper. Pen tapped on paper. Polly tapped the pen on the paper. Polly tapped the pen. On the paper. Polly tapped. The pen. On the paper. Polly tapped…
Souls & Somas DarkStuff (author) 2018-08-28
The sun was setting, the crowds were gawking, the owls were perching, and the Circus was bustling! However, with the day's main performances coming to an end, patrons were encouraged to…
The Call to Action (for a Modern Audience) DarkStuff (author) 2019-04-04
by DarkStuff Info More by DarkStuff~! Independent SCPs SCP Title SCP-445-EX The Word of the Day is Hope SCP-2728 On the Barcelona Skyline SCP-2729 What is it…
The Consequences of a Deep, Dark Disassociation DarkStuff (author) 2017-11-01
by DarkStuff Info More by DarkStuff~! Independent SCPs SCP Title SCP-445-EX The Word of the Day is Hope SCP-2728 On the Barcelona Skyline SCP-2729 What is it…
The Elusive Mx. LaFerrier DarkStuff (author) 2019-05-02
by DarkStuff Info More by DarkStuff~! Independent SCPs SCP Title SCP-445-EX The Word of the Day is Hope SCP-2728 On the Barcelona Skyline SCP-2729 What is it…
The Really Really Real Adventures in Capitalism DarkStuff (author) 2019-07-29
Brainy Brian hadn't startled that bad in a long, long while. He'd been waiting in his big swiveling chair, turned away from any potential customers, as was his usual. It really sold the reveal —…
To Think I've Spent My Whole Life Waiting DarkStuff (author) 2017-12-11
The house was massive, and had a… well, it doesn't sound like a beautiful color scheme, but trust me. The dark brown and red were very artfully done. It would have made me happy if it weren't…
URA-1902 DarkStuff (author) 2017-10-23
Info More by DarkStuff~! Independent SCPs SCP Title SCP-445-EX The Word of the Day is Hope SCP-2728 On the Barcelona Skyline SCP-2729 What is it Good For? …
Waiting on the Good Times DarkStuff (author) 2017-12-27
by DarkStuff Info More by DarkStuff~! Independent SCPs SCP Title SCP-445-EX The Word of the Day is Hope SCP-2728 On the Barcelona Skyline SCP-2729 What is it…
We Didn't Do This For Nothing DarkStuff (author) 2019-03-23
by DarkStuff Info More by DarkStuff~! Independent SCPs SCP Title SCP-445-EX The Word of the Day is Hope SCP-2728 On the Barcelona Skyline SCP-2729 What is it…
We Just Make Toys DarkStuff (author) 2017-12-10
The colorful crowd beamed up at me, smiling their toothy golden grins. It felt great, because it went very well. Like it always did. I eyed my pals coming down from the stand, gathering my…
XXXXX DarkStuff (author) 2019-05-25
by DarkStuff Info More by DarkStuff~! Independent SCPs SCP Title SCP-445-EX The Word of the Day is Hope SCP-2728 On the Barcelona Skyline SCP-2729 What is it…
You Can't Win Them All DarkStuff (author) 2017-12-15
"Okay, let's start from the top. Tell us everything that happened, in order. Starting from the dispatch." "I got the hit on the radio — '42-7, 459 at 38657 Green Street'. Only a couple blocks…
A Cackmas Carol daveyoufool (author) 2016-12-23
December 24th, 2016. The halls of Site-59 were quiet, thanks to the elaborate network of layered soundproofing and noise-cancelling magnetic grids established for Cell 2337. Perhaps this Christmas…
Big and Happy daveyoufool (author) 2017-03-18
Once upon a time… Archibald the Apple was in the middle of yet another dreadful day in his Sadness Box. He stood perfectly still. He did not like to stay perfectly still, but he had no choice….
God Damn It, Every One! daveyoufool (author) 2018-12-22
Site-76, December 24th, 2018. 11:27 PM The last thing D-24899 needed was the grim reaper at the foot of his bed. Sleep paralysis, again? But he could still move. He rubbed his eyes and sat up….
I'll Be Home For Christmas... daveyoufool (author) 2017-12-25
~if only in myy-yy-yy dreeeeeeams~ PC-0-01: You have [1] unheard message. New message [Sunday] [December] [Twenty] [Fourth] at [7]:[48] [P]M: All right. Probably for the best that this is a…
Le Fou d'Avril daveyoufool (author) 2017-04-01
WARNING!!! Notice from the department of Rancid And Idiotic Sexual Antics: The following is a CESSPIT-class infohazard, containing Consensual Eldritch Sexual Squickercourse Poor In Taste and is not…
Nightmare Regent Blue daveyoufool (author) 2019-10-29
Mountains and valleys. Trees that fell apart into sharp crystals from too sharp a gaze. Fog. Cold. The sky was blue-gray, and the three moons were only vague specks in the distance. No significant…
Now watch and learn, here's the deal... daveyoufool (author) 2017-06-11
From: Lisle Naismith [pcs.noitadnuof|htimsianl#pcs.noitadnuof|htimsianl] To: Overseer Council Subject: Isaiah Henderson My colleague (and friend) Dr. Henderson has been exposed to a FAFNIR-type…
Operation Galahad daveyoufool (author) 2015-11-23
Project Corbenic - Operation Galahad Briefing So pass I hostel, hall, and grange; By bridge and ford, by park and pale, All-arm'd I ride, whate'er betide, Until I find the holy Grail. —Sir Galahad,…
Paddy's Last Jest daveyoufool (author) 2016-09-28
Dear All Of You Money-Grubbing, Arrogant, Sycophantic, Empty-Skulled, Lying, Poorly-Animated Asslickers, Especially Freddy "Fucking Backstabbing Judas" Fox And Kenny "Never Worked A Day In His…
Radical Acceptance daveyoufool (author) 2018-05-03
I thought I'd seen everything, but it was a goddamn Muppet that broke me. I was the site director of Base-19.1 I thought my senses were completely dulled by some of the ultra-violence I'd seen in…
Re: You Want Happy Endings? daveyoufool (author) 2017-09-20
From: Lisle Naismith [pcs.noitadnuof|htimsianl#pcs.noitadnuof|htimsianl] To: Lisle Naismith [pcs.noitadnuof|htimsianl#pcs.noitadnuof|htimsianl] Subject: Memo To Self You have set this message to be…
The Day The Clown Lived daveyoufool (author) 2017-08-30
Gyaros, 1200-1000 BCE. A cold evening on a battlefield soaked in viscera and Greek fire. Gigantic metal statues walk toward a temple of flesh. In the deepest subterranean reaches of the temple,…
The Karcist And The Mekhanite daveyoufool (author) 2016-11-09
The demiurge who made the world Screamed with all its might. It did its very best to make Its realm devoid of light — But no one cared, because back then, There was no wrong or right. Then MEKHANE,…
The Lingering Lark of Leviathan Square daveyoufool (author) 2015-02-14
An item we number in our special way: SCP-123-Omicron-A Its class is a: Keter, not safe in the least. An eater, dear reader, a beaterous beast! A feast it can make, any time of the day, of all of…
The Lost Treasure of the Stranglefruits daveyoufool (author) 2016-02-26
Much to his chagrin, Dr. Spanko hadn't been given a single gummy worm since the Ganymede Protocol was enacted. There had been a great deal of screaming among the humans. He had overheard the Lesser…
Too Slow daveyoufool (author) 2016-04-17
SCP-A403 Briefing A403-2499-Omega Partial Mission Transcript 5/A403 Clearance Required Item #: SCP-A403 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-A403 is to be contained at…
Uncle Jeff daveyoufool (author) 2016-06-12
This thing on? Who am I contacting? Don't answer that. I can see your response before it comes out your mouth, so save your breath. That's entry-level telepathy for ya - you're welcome. Anyway,…
Virgil the Goldfish's Big Day Out Davsto (author) 2016-04-01
(a/n - this fanfic is set in a parallel universe where everyone in the devil may cry universe is a different type of fish! i like fishies, so it's just what i'd like! virgil is a really really hot…
Gone, Laneous (author)
Deadly Bread (author)
2019-07-01
| Gone, | SCP-4733 - But Not Forgotten » 1917/03/02 Dear fellow man of science, My name is Professor A.W., I have built many great things, and many things I deeply regret. I come to you with the…
An O5's Sleepless Night DeathsJailbird (author) 2018-07-06
I open my eyes and look right to see my clock, 2:10 AM. Damnit, looks like I won’t be sleeping any more than this tonight. Throwing the covers to the side, I get up and pour myself a fresh glass of…
"It's Like a Dream..." Decibelles (author) 2018-05-23
Dr. Simon Glass twirled the pen around in his left hand. Finger through finger through finger. Back and forth, back and forth. After five journeys around his hand, he gave the pen a flick and it…
...Like Clockwork Decibelles (author) 2017-12-17
« I'll Try Living Like This | Not everything that goes around comes back around, you know. » Hub This is a story with no endings. There is no closure, nor resolution. It is only a story of…
All of Me Wants All of You Decibelles (author) 2015-04-08
☦Rose Labelle turns 33.☦
And Then I Died... Part III Decibelles (author) 2015-05-26
☦A collaborative writing game that is currently on hiatus. Please get in touch with Decibelles or Agent Macleod if you wish to continue it.☦
Castles 2 Decibelles (author) 2017-11-24
A Year of Reprieve An Amateur Play in (Two) Acts by Researcher Talloran Copyright © 452381, by Researcher Talloran « I See a Darkness | Castles 2 | Only God Can Judge Me and More » Hub …
Cheers, Kiddo! Decibelles (author) 2019-01-01
Dwindle, Dwindle Decibelles (author) 2019-06-02
« The Ending of Dramamine | Dwindle, Dwindle | BTSTU » Hub 09/23/2016 "You're a disaster," Tanaka stated. oh yeah well what do you know music boy bet youre rich youabsolutefuck — "Hiii…
Flick of the Wrist Decibelles (author) 2018-02-18
It sounds like you didn't pay much attention last time. If you're going to have me repeat my account of the whole incident, it looks like I'll have to tell you what the score was again. Two bodies…
Gamers Against Weed Dossier Decibelles (author) 2017-05-28
Group of Interest: Gamers Against Weed Group of Interest Number: 5869 AKAs: GAW, "Merrymakers", "Jesters"1, "Reefer"2 Threat Level: Yellow Group Description: Gamers Against Weed is a…
I Forget Myself in This Wondrous Night Decibelles (author) 2015-05-07
Mr. Smith, Smith, the last piece grounding himself to the world, trudged through the smoldering hallways. Smith had little idea of where he was going, only knowing that he had to find the door…
I See a Darkness Decibelles (author) 2017-11-20
Year 23,981 The Parasite deemed Death wraps itself around my neck. It doesn’t hesitate to do the same Itself. “Do you understand yet, the pleasures of drowning oneself in ichor?” It whispers…
I'll Try Living Like This Decibelles (author) 2017-12-12
« The Vampyre of Time and Memory | I'll Try Living Like This | Like Clockwork (Finale) » Hub Year 2,999,763 "Ah, if only it were that simple though." I heard that voice again,…
Leeway Decibelles (author) 2014-12-23
I had parents, once. They were fighting over something with me frequently… I can't remember what it was we ever fought over, but I can always feel the dread from them. Nice to think they were…
My Beloved Gecko Decibelles (author) 2016-03-31
☦Dr. Gears takes his gecko out for a walk. Written for the Crackfiction contest.☦
Now I'm Here Decibelles (author) 2018-02-19
This is the second part of the Misfire series. First part can be found here. « Flick of the Wrist | Now I'm Here | Stone Cold Crazy » Hub So let's see, if I start back a couple weeks ago,…
Only God Can Judge Me and More Decibelles (author) 2017-11-28
« Castles 2 | Only God Can Judge Me and More | The Moon Is a Dead World » Hub Year 1,499,999 Here’s a joke I remembered liking at some point. A Foundation employee goes to ask the Records…
Only Once Away My Son Decibelles (author) 2017-12-05
Potato Girl Decibelles (author) 2019-03-10
October 31st 7:25 P.M. Despite the reassurance it gave Heather that her mothers were okay with her spending the night without them, she still wasn't prepared for how exhausting it would…
Prelude: Primae Formae Decibelles (author) 2016-06-11
The city burns tonight. Written for the On Mount Golgotha canon.
So It Was Decibelles (author) 2014-12-01
Rose Labelle felt a strange chill down her spine that morning. It wasn't like any other feeling she had before. Something just seemed… off. About the world. It couldn't be mistaken for a hangover,…
Stone Cold Crazy Decibelles (author) 2018-02-20
This is the finale of the Misfire series. First part can be found here. « Now I'm Here | Stone Cold Crazy | From all this gloom, life can start anew. » Hub There's only two other points I can…
Super Stars! Decibelles (author) 2019-05-05
The first sight Skip encountered on his third day out in the desert upon awaking were four alarmingly block-headed figures nearby. They were skittering around with each other, seeming to communicate…
The Ending of Dramamine Decibelles (author) 2019-06-01
10/30/2014 Sunset got sick of being bored. 10/31/2014 It was too comfortable being a sophomore in high school1. Turning in homework when she was able to worked out smoothly. Studying only when…
The Moon Is a Dead World Decibelles (author) 2017-12-01
« Only God Can Judge Me and More | The Moon Is a Dead World | Only Once Away My Son » Hub Year 1,600,000 Talloran immolates. For every month they burn, they get to watch two loved ones…
The Physical World Decibelles (author) 2017-10-01
How many guys have you fucked? "More than I'd like to admit." And women? "There's not a number that would be satisfactory to either of us." What do you think is the cap to your life expectancy?…
The Vampyre of Time and Memory Decibelles (author) 2017-12-09
« Only Once Away My Son | Does anybody ever get this right? | I'll Try Living Like This » Hub This is an incomplete excerpt from the life of the author of this tale series. All of the following…
What Do You Think Love Feels Like Once You Understand It? Decibelles (author) 2018-02-14
You were never big on dancing, but hobbies have to start somewhere, right? Here I am, practicing valsadão, perfecting the form while I wait for you to wake. Quiet enough for you not to hear me; I…
Wriggle Like a Fucking Eel Decibelles (author) 2017-06-18
"Take a deep breath, Stella. Breathe… whenever you're ready, you may begin." Zeke Don watched as his student masterfully performed, her fingers gliding and the bow striking the strings with…
You Ain't No Family Decibelles (author) 2018-06-09
Dreaming of her past… The as-of-yet unnamed girl insulated herself from the cold in a thick hoodie, having no idea what to expect from the game. Silent Hill 3. A fascinating name for a game. There…
Birth of a New Day Decibelles (author) 2018-06-15
Note: This is the final entry of a 7-part story. It is recommended that you start from the beginning with SCP-3475 - Our Shifting Foundations. D-1460 gradually woke up to the sound of alarm bells,…
Prologue: Digital Children DesperadoZod (author) 2017-06-30
Blue fire and light spirals around his fingers throwing off the same aura as the Storm in the backdrop. The air around Gorana hisses and crackles as lightning bursts forth from his fingers and into the old woman's body. In an instant her body is burned away, her flesh charred off, and her bones turned black.
A Researcher's Tale deValmont (author) 2012-05-21
Watch. That's all I have to do. I just watch. Watch, and remember, and report back. I'm on my own here, there's only one researcher at a time allowed through the gate. It's lonely, sometimes, but I…
The Bold and the Dutiful (Part One) deValmont (author) 2012-05-30
To say that the day had started badly would have been a huge understatement. Used to waking up around seven thirty, the coffee machine on the small shelf above the bed bubbling away with his first…
Wheels within Wheels deValmont (author) 2013-01-07
Audio Log dated 21/04/1994, Site ███. Post-incident report. Timestamp 14:21:55 It’s going to be remarkably difficult to accurately report what happened here if I’m not able to give names and…
Cat's in the Cradle Dewman (author) 2015-06-21
Doctor Jack Bright stared ruefully at the simple bowl in front of him, filled with a creamy French Onion soup, the smell alluring enough to make his assistant sniff the air and lick his lips. He…
The Person in Rags Dewman (author) 2015-03-13
It had been five days since the incident. Eric hadn't spoken more than three words since then. What was there to say? Sixty-seven people were dead, most of them people he knew. He’d gone to the…
The Spider and the Flower: Natasha Romanoff/Pepper Potts/SCP-105/Andrea S. Adams Dewman (author) 2016-04-01
CONTENT WARNING: This tale contains explicit descriptions of highly sexual content. If you are not of legal age to be exposed to such material, I am obligated by law and a general sense of moral…
16. Mr. Fish Dexanote (author) 2011-09-29
Sometimes I like to sit in the water and just think. I like this place. It's peaceful. Wet. It's warm outside. Cloudy. I like the clouds. I have brothers and sisters, I think. We’re not normal. We…
780-PCS Incident Dexanote (author) 2017-05-23
Document #780-PCS: Exploration IV [DATA CORRUPT, RETRIEVING EARLIEST UNCORRUPTED RECORDING] Feed begins. The first, and so far only, D-Class to explore the newly discovered and not yet studied Area…
Another Thursday Dexanote (author) 2017-01-24
The office of Dr. Isaac Seidelman was quiet in the early evening, the pale yellow light of his desk lamp warming the building’s old walls. The sunset was vanishing beneath the veil of night, the…
Critters Dexanote (author) 2011-08-29
I’ve gotten used to them. The feet. You never think about how many feet they have. How they grip at your skin and the hair on your body. How they hold onto you effortlessly. They almost tickle now….
Daffodils Dexanote (author) 2018-06-15
Agent Ben Green’s endured a quiet life. A routine - up, work, home, maybe unwind. Bed. Up. Repeat. A step above a recluse - not a hermit, or a miser. But somebody who found contentment in solitary….
Disciplinary Report 51b-46 Dexanote (author) 2011-01-13
This is a formal request filed with the intent to report and log improper conduct by a Foundation-employed individual. Associated recommendations of disciplinary action have been selected and…
Interlude: An Internal Memo Regarding a Theft Dexanote (author) 2013-02-05
Below are provided the documents you requested. Log of breach at Site 62 on ██/██/████. ██/██/██, 0134 HOURS: Unknown entity manifests outside Site 62's main entrance. Security personnel panic…
Interlude: New Toys Dexanote (author) 2013-07-23
It had been a dark and bloody night. A veritable parade of horror had descended on a small Midwestern town, led by a shambling, laughing, singing fiend playing a flute made of bone. Now, at dawn,…
Lessons Learned Dexanote (author) 2016-03-07
On a day a few decades ago, a group of mundane mortals mistakenly thought that they could categorize the concept of knowledge. That they could contain the nexus of worlds, that the Foundation could…
SCPokemon Dexanote (author) 2012-02-02
“So you’re saying that we can’t close 826 until…” “Until somebody finishes the main narrative, yes.” “And we still don’t know where the skip is… hiding, in the setting.” “That is also correct.”…
Stolen, Gilded, Stolen, Saved Dexanote (author) 2014-07-08
I had been beautiful once… I suppose I’m beautiful still. But by the time I woke up they had already covered me in jewels and gold and ivory, put me on a steel rack and polished me to an unnatural…
Surprise! Happy Birthday! Listen closely, now... Dexanote (author) 2017-08-18
… Ahh… and so you’ve returned yet again. It’s been a little while, hasn’t it? Well, maybe more than a little. It doesn’t matter though, what matters is you’ve returned. Again and again. We knew you…
Surprise, Happy Birthday! And here we are... Dexanote (author) 2018-08-18
… It’s you. I should be less surprised. We knew you would return, didn’t we? The one who returns. That’s you. You’ll always come back for them, won’t you? For the stories. Have you heard the tale…
The Bloody Autumn Dexanote (author) 2013-02-06
Agent Mathews awoke to the sound of gunfire. Then laughter. Chilling, inhuman laughter, filling the air from everywhere. Mathews had fallen asleep at his post, the radio tower several yards away…
The Red Horse (The Ironic Metaphor) Dexanote (author) 2013-02-05
And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great…
Cave Paintings DexX (author) 2012-03-01
In a barren mountain range in northern Europe is a secluded cave. Deep inside is a wide chamber that appears to have been used in ancient rituals. The walls of the roughly circular space are…
Decommissioned Dillinger PhD (author) 2014-11-29
He'd never seen it in person and now he never would.                                                                                                                             Item #: SCP-13175…
The Essence of Time Dimadude (author) 2019-03-29
The speed fluctuator had malfunctioned once more. Sparks burst from the maintenance panel and smoke rushed through the back of the machine, but this was no surprise to Doctor Conagheim. He ran…
A Site-19 Christmas Carol djkaktus (author) 2015-12-14
Note: The following script, all seventy-two pages of it, was found discarded in a Site-19 cafeteria trash can. Additional Note: Please remember that Site-19 printer ink is designated for…
Anima Ex Machina djkaktus (author) 2018-04-03
In the darkness of his unmoving mind, a servo stirred in Cron Apostolou's head. Just the one, though, and just enough to keep the basic functions working. He saw nothing - not since the moment his…
Atzak I djkaktus (author) 2017-04-21
    {$comments} ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: F.A.Q. As you lie sleeping- you dream of dark and empty eyes. ATZAK PART ONE You wake up when an alarm rips…
Atzak II djkaktus (author) 2017-04-25
A man is cast into the encompassing dark- And the infinite coil draws tighter. ATZAK PART TWO Dr. David Bell wrenched open the door to the observation theatre, cursing the rusted…
Atzak III djkaktus (author) 2018-04-04
Not all who have died- have stopped breathing. ATZAK PART THREE The phone in David Bell's office rang four times before it was answered, knocked to the floor though it was by the…
Coach Panagakos, Eldest and Most Revered djkaktus (author) 2017-05-23
The open-aired cafeteria on Alexylva University’s NorthWest Quad was a bustling hub of activity throughout the day, but was rarely busier than it was at lunch. As classes let out and the students…
Conviction djkaktus (author) 2018-10-03
CONVICTION Have you ever killed a man, Everett? No, I didn't think so. For all the talk of you being a mad doctor, your record indicates you've been hesitant to get your hands dirty….
Dusk djkaktus (author) 2018-06-04
He awoke in a world he had seen before, a world beset by perpetual dusk that lingered just on the edge of twilight. He looked up to see stars, but the sky was empty and all that remained of the…
Fear Alone djkaktus (author) 2014-10-12
    {$comments} ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: F.A.Q. The two doctors stood side by side in the tiny room, facing the locked door on the other side of the one they had…
Folly djkaktus (author) 2015-05-21
    {$comments} ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: F.A.Q. "I was once assigned to SCP-058," Karlyle said. "Back then, it would rage throughout the day and the walls of the…
Fourth and Long djkaktus (author) 2014-08-27
"Welcome back, sports fans! This is Hermes Evaristas, and with me as always is Eupraxia Kassandros. If you're just joining us, the score is 24-28, and we've reached the two-minute warning in the…
Hugo Hijinks djkaktus (author) 2015-03-30
Aldon sat on her tiny couch, quietly watching their tiny television. Or rather, she would've been watching the television, had their cable not gotten shut off earlier in the day. In the interim,…
Inn-troductions, or The Journey Begins djkaktus (author) 2019-03-28
n the corner of a busy inn, a blonde knight in modest armor bearing a strange, circular insignia on the shoulder pokes at a tankard of ale. His brow furrows as he idly spins the thick glass…
Integrity Project djkaktus (author) 2015-03-30
The director of Site-81 was far away from the confines of the Foundation, in a cottage nestled in the Rockies. He sat on the back porch, enjoying the brisk morning air. He took a deep breath, and…
Moonrise djkaktus (author) 2018-07-29
There is a dark room under a mountain in the far north where a man stands pressed against a corner. Something is spinning in the center of that room, something dark. He screams out his daughter's…
MZL-1730 djkaktus (author) 2018-09-06
BY ORDER OF THE OVERBOBBLE COUNCIL The following file describes a Xerxes-Class humanoid entity receptacle, and is level 6/1730 classified. Viewer discretion is advised. BY ORDER OF THE OVERBOBBLE…
Postgame djkaktus (author) 2014-09-09
Hail! Hail!, to old Alexylva! Bastion of the noble and the brave! Glory be to proud Alexylva! May her mighty banners raise! Cron Apostolou sat on a bleacher near the back of the locker room,…
Reconciliation djkaktus (author) 2014-12-23
The weather at Site 81 during the winter was typically a mix of cold and wet, with minor variations taking cues from there. Any given day it could be overcast and just above freezing, where the…
Smoke djkaktus (author) 2018-07-18
Smoke ⍍ A week ago, the earth shook beneath our feet. I told mama not to be worried - that sometimes these things happened. They say the earth moves when mountains collide under the water but we…
Starch and Cream djkaktus (author) 2014-11-22
ೋღ☃ Starch and Cream ☃ღೋ -A Silly Dystopian Fiction in Three Parts- By djkaktus Part One: The Wild Winds Book of the Holy Feast, Chapter 4 - Episode 3 - Verse 7 Oh blessed Cake, first and…
strange man on phone interrupt hamster holiday by dado djkaktus (author) 2018-09-27
successful business partner robert mitchell. hello yes once again i am dado. famous businessmen and entre pruner. dado is continuing longstanding trend of recording strange thing that happen to…
the antihero by dado djkaktus (author) 2018-09-08
sign for inferior rip-off of dado tv production also strange individual who gave dado dirty look when take this picture for story. yes hello i am dado. before u are ask, yes, u know me from hit…
The Face of God djkaktus (author) 2014-07-05
“Have you ever seen God, Clyde?” Morgan sat across from the sandy haired guitarist who, like usual, was tuning one of his several guitars. They had come together at Morgan’s apartment to write a…
The Last Good Man in the Foundation djkaktus (author) 2016-04-28
Hermes sat with a rifle clutched between his hands, shaking against the cold. The door behind them had locked days ago, and though their provisions were enough to last through another week, their…
The Surfside Beat djkaktus (author) 2014-06-25
Umiko sat by the fire as it burned down slowly. The waves rolled quietly over the warm sand of the beach, occasionally crashing with a low rush of water and spray. In the light of the setting sun,…
The Unforgiving Gridiron djkaktus (author) 2017-11-12
Welcome back, sports fans, to Alexylva University Nike Stadium for tonight’s matchup between the #3 ranked Yale Bulldogs and your Alexylva Visigoths! I am Hermes Evaristas, and with me as always is…
To Never Again See The Light Of Day djkaktus (author) 2018-07-10
To Never Again See The Light Of Day The Department of Abnormalities Prologue A dark, rolling sky coiled above the shoreline as a summer storm marched furiously towards the coast. Rain clouds,…
10:30 A.M. Djoric (author) 2011-10-21
Okay people, sit your asses down and shut your pie holes. I’ve got places to go and people more important than you to see, because I happen to be a scientist and we scientists have a tendency to be…
A Fitting End Djoric (author) 2010-04-16
It’s not every day that the Foundation hosts a funeral. Occasionally, a loyal agent or staff member receives a small ceremony and a burial on Site 19, but not often. The family might get the…
A Funeral On Mars Djoric (author) 2015-01-15
There was a funeral on Mars. No one was invited. Far away, certain inhabitants of La Cañada Flintridge would go home with an empty, bittersweet taste caked dry in their stomachs. A door in their…
A Long Time Past Djoric (author) 2012-08-02
May 10, 1997 A black moon under a hill of snow. His brother had been born first, but the younger was the stronger of the two. The omen had been marked, but its mark was not for a babe at the breast….
A Study of Anomalous Art Djoric (author) 2012-12-28
A Study of Anomalous Art, from the Paleolithic to the Present By Doctor Hannah Morel, head of the Artistic Anomalies Unit (The following excerpt is from pages 6-9 of Doctor Morel's paper. The full…
A Video Oddity Djoric (author) 2010-01-02
Anomalous Item 20224 is a series of eight DVD-Rs containing unedited footage of an apparent nature documentary, collectively labeled as “Documentary 23”. The picture and sound quality of the footage…
Able Baker Charlie Djoric (author) 2012-07-28
May 2, 1997 Min Yu Zhang, servant of the New-Moon Emperor, wiped the sweat from his brow. He was not usually a man to tremble, but nonetheless he was humbled by the great stone tomb, finally freed…
Across the Hills so Quiet Djoric (author) 2015-08-12
The seal is broken O fallen King of splinter’d crown Eye pierced upon thy spear The girl has got you bested The seal is broken The Mother of Hunters has shattered her chains The Toymaker has fired…
Adventuring Interlude Djoric (author) 2014-08-09
During a particular road trip adventure… A new toy rolled off the production line at the Wondertainment toy factory. It was a cube. The cube was grey, and consisted of six sides, none of which…
Agricola In Insula Est Poeta Djoric (author) 2013-03-15
The car started. “Trampled Under Foot” blasted from the speakers. “Agk, sorry!” Mary-Ann twisted the volume dial down. She waved at the figure in the living-room window, put the car in reverse and…
An Audience Djoric (author) 2012-01-17
The walk always took half an hour. Half an hour there, half an hour back, from the outside. But it always felt longer when he actually walked the tunnel. It felt like time was being stretched out,…
Anachronisms Djoric (author) 2012-06-19
Research Assistant Richard Moss ran. He could safely say that he had never been this afraid in his entire life. The events of last twenty minutes buzzed in his head like bees. Explosion. Sirens….
And So It Is Now Djoric (author) 2012-09-09
April 30, 1998 Able’s fists were clenched hard enough to draw blood from his palms. He couldn’t hear beyond the tomb, but he knew there were people outside. He had to kill them. His body felt ready…
And So On And So Forth Djoric (author) 2012-07-25
March 15, 1994 Francis tapped his pen against his chin, surveying the great sheet of paper pinned to the wall. He had been here longer than he thought: great swathes of it were covered in lines of…
Assistance for the Boss Lady Djoric (author) 2013-11-28
“Jeremy, you disappoint me.” Doctor Isabel Helga Anastasia Parvati Wondertainment V, PhD1 glowered over her folded fingers. The corgi sitting on her desk smiled back at her, exuding an air of…
Belation In the Evening Djoric (author) 2014-03-31
Welcome to NEXUS-08. Welcome to Night Vale. — Good evening, Night Vale: this is Lee Baker filling in for Cecil, and this is Night Vale at Night. It is currently nine o’clock PM, and the temperature…
Beneath Two Trees Djoric (author) 2014-06-19
In the age after the great Yeren fell on the Day of Flowers, in the days before the Flood, there was a man who lived in the West of the world, in the region between two rivers, and his name was…
Breakfast For Dinner Djoric (author) 2013-02-13
Seriously you need to read The Place Where Two Rivers Meet first Salah opened the door, and thanked God almighty that he was finally home. He hung his jacket on the hook and slipped his shoes off….
Business As Usual Djoric (author) 2010-03-27
The weather that afternoon was unabashedly foul. The sky was heavy with clouds, the dark grey wetness oozing into everything until nothing was dry. Patches of skeletal, leafless trees stood guard…
Chapter 1: Verse 1 Djoric (author) 2015-07-22
In the beginning, there was darkness. All was formless waste and empty void - The quiet nothing without time or place, the gentle sleep that has no waking. All was still. Nothing stirred in the…
Cloudy With A Chance Of Showers Djoric (author) 2010-07-22
The rain beat a staccato passage on the bright red umbrella. It was not a particularly heavy rain, but had been a steady one throughout the day, and the clouds were still as dark as they had been…
Crossing The Streams Djoric (author) 2013-04-26
“Come on, Clementine’s a great name. Clementine Zairi-Lewitt. Rolls right off the tongue.” Mary-Ann sipped from her iced tea. “Though that doesn’t do us any good if it’s a boy…Sean? Can’t go wrong…
Down by the River Djoric (author) 2014-02-16
Those Thin, Penultimate Hours, while not strictly plot related, will help greatly in understanding things. Dawn hung in misty sheets, curling through tangled forest. A mourning dove cooed in the…
Dust and Blood Djoric (author) 2014-01-03
In the time when The Tree of Knowledge was planted, all things were given form. Even the deep waters of the Darkness Below and the vaults of Darkness Above took shape and form, and many elder gods…
Empire of Dirt (Part 1) Djoric (author) 2013-05-10
It was cold. Winter bore down on the black stone spires and slave pits and smokestacks of Daevon in a sheet of frozen lead. Snow and ash had mixed into an indefinable slurry that filled the narrow…
Empire Of Dirt (Part 2) Djoric (author) 2013-05-15
The artist called Curix Noan smiled as she watched the slaves shuffled out from their carts through the slush of her courtyard. Fresh bodies from Ab-Leshal’s conquest of the west lined up before…
Empire Of Dirt (Part 3) Djoric (author) 2013-05-20
Daevon burned. Smoke blotted out a cold and uncaring sun as the streets flooded with feasting flesh and screaming gristle. The slave pits burned, the manors and gardens burned, the plazas swarmed…
Epistula Djoric (author) 2012-09-11
The following message was intercepted by a Foundation Special Intelligence Team in September of 2012. The original source has yet to be identified. To my Brothers and Sisters: Greetings, and the…
Excerpt of an Autobiography Djoric (author) 2015-08-23
For Becca and Ruth and Number Three. * I was twelve when the Troubles came. It’s as good an age as any to witness the total transformation of the world, I think. I look back and see a quiet girl…
Founding Djoric (author) 2012-07-14
August 12th, 1993 The door buzzer buzzed. “Ah, that must be them now,” Dr. Crow stood up and walked to the door. He always did that: never said "come in", never had anyone else go do it, he always…
Friday Djoric (author) 2012-10-11
While Nexus points of this nature exist elsewhere in the world, it is in the United States that they are the most prominent. This is, in my opinion, an example of culture’s influence on universal…
From On High (Antarctic Exchange #4) Djoric (author) 2013-01-29
Darkness, and then light. The mind crystallized, the web of gold filaments woven into spiraling pathways amidst the fluid blackness, shining spheres beading on the mesh. Peace flowed, one thread to…
Green Djoric (author) 2012-07-19
November 17th, 1996 Francis yawned. Another night spent in the office, surrounded by the Paperwork Himalayas. Dammit Iceberg it is not that easy… Perhaps half an hour earlier he had peeled his head…
Histories Djoric (author) 2015-08-27
There was a vast machine; a clattering and rattling, clanking and clicking, ticking and tocking machine. Its skeleton was plastic and tin, its veins were rubber tubes, its nerves were glass. Its…
Interlude 1: Patches Djoric (author) 2012-08-21
March 18, 1997 Dr. Connor Gerry was counting gears. As of three thirty-four in the afternoon, having started at eleven minutes past noon, he had counted one thousand seven hundred and nineteen of…
It Always Has Been, It Always Has Not Been Djoric (author) 2013-08-20
Vasvis Ten-Fold Reaper stepped out of the shower, and spread her arms wide. Water dripped down onto the floor as spindly metal arms whirred out from the smooth white walls, drying pads working their…
It Might Have Been Djoric (author) 2012-12-08
Item #: SCP-343 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-343 is currently uncontained. No reliable method of containing SCP-343 has been found. SCP-343 has taken up regular residence…
It Wasn't a Vacation Djoric (author) 2012-08-09
September 21, 1997 Jack Bright strongly considered a change in career. Science wasn’t working out. Too much contact with other human beings, for one. Lack of respectable, cackle-worthy science was…
Jot It Down Djoric (author) 2010-05-26
Today I messed up Dr. Smiley’s office. He yelled a lot and started going “bang, bang”, but he didn’t get me: he’s so funny when he’s loud. Then I went to the cafeteria and the cooks gave me…
Just a Word to Me Djoric (author) 2013-11-14
Mary-Ann Lewitt stood on the sidewalk outside the church. Mass had just let out, and so the congregation was dispersing out towards the parking lot, with a few people remaining to talk in the…
Kunststoff Strand Djoric (author) 2012-11-16
Research Assistant Sam Ibsen was not a fan of his new assignment. He was not a fan of it at all. It was the architecture, he thought. Here we was, in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, on a tropical…
Letter of the Day Djoric (author) 2012-01-13
To: O5-C From: Director, Site 19 Subject: Daily Director’s Memo, ██/██/2012 SCP-███ was recovered today, four days after its original escape. Agents Dash and Jack led the recovery alongside Mobile…
Memory Of Days Long Past Djoric (author) 2014-10-01
Hey, have you read the Adventuring Interlude and the rest of Adventures in Capitalism? You probably should! Isabel’s bright red high-top sneakers crunched through the snow. The shadows had grown…
Mud on the Carpet Djoric (author) 2014-03-25
On the night of April 19th, 2026, the Veil broke. Ten thousand years of strain building up against the fabric of postdiluvian reality finally proved too much to bear, and the Self-Keeping-Secret…
Multi-U 101 Djoric (author) 2012-02-14
Hello, everyone. My name is Doctor Trevor Bailey, I’m head of the Department of Extra-Universal Affairs, and this is the Introduction Seminar for Extra-Universal Operations. I know that’s a…
New Year's (Part 1) Djoric (author) 2012-08-26
December 31, 1997 Alto H. Clef ticked another box off on his bucket list. Specifically the one next to the phrase “Have coffee with the Venus of Willendorf”. Of course, he had only added it to his…
New Year's (Part 2) Djoric (author) 2012-08-29
January 1, 1998 Alto H. Clef stepped out of the little circle of snow into the scorched dirt and admired his handiwork. There were some large chunks left, a few even vehicle-sized, but by and large…
Nor Gloom Of Night Shall Stay Djoric (author) 2013-02-23
It was a dark and stormy dawn, with a sky of wet slate. Rain poured down the window, as it had for the last six hours. The clock on the wall said 7:04. Salah hadn’t slept since that time yesterday….
Notes From the Great Mare Djoric (author) 2012-12-30
June 21, 2003 Summer solstice today. That means, if I’ve been counting right, that today is my five-thousand, three-hundred and twenty-seventh birthday. Happy birthday to me. I can barely believe…
Occurrence of Oddness Djoric (author) 2012-09-25
The heat of the afternoon was turning into the cool calm of a June evening. The pines stood straight and tall as they had for decades, shadows barring the orange light of the setting sun. Birds…
October 15th, 2012 Djoric (author) 2014-02-07
In the wake of SCP-2845… On a clear orange-and-blue day in October, when the air was not chilly enough to be uncomfortable, Siddhi Sehgal took stock of what was left of her world. There wasn’t a…
Origination Djoric (author) 2012-07-10
August 7th, 1993 Francis played Mingus in his head, trying to drown out the memories that lurked in his leaden mind. He wanted to be able to go to sleep and wake up and have it all be a dream. Just…
People Look East Djoric (author) 2012-12-18
Nota Bene: It would behoove you to read Shepherds and Second Watch before reading this tale. Mary-Ann Lewitt sat at the little table in the kitchen, reading her book. It was snowing outside, with…
Progress Djoric (author) 2012-01-17
I invented a car that runs on nightmare fuel. It’s kind of funny, actually. We invented fire to scare away the darkness, now we can use the darkness to power our lights. It’s not like nightmare fuel…
Relics Djoric (author) 2010-02-15
The cleric stepped over the corpse of the treasure hunter, shaking his head sadly. Such a waste of life. And those others they had found in the ruins, they would have been a welcome addition to the…
Room 401 Djoric (author) 2012-10-29
“…” “…” “Well then. This is … awkward.” “Indeed. I believe you have the wrong room.” “Nah, I’m pretty sure this is one of mine.” “No, I’m quite sure it’s mine.” “…” “…” “This isn’t going to go…
Second Watch Djoric (author) 2012-11-24
Nota Bene: It does help if you read Shepherds first, as this is a continuation of that. “NO!” Mary-Ann opened her eyes to see the darkness of her bedroom. She was sitting up, gasping for breath,…
Shepherds Djoric (author) 2012-11-14
Mary-Ann Lewitt re-adjusted her blanket. November night blustered outside the window, the cold leaking in through the seams of the apartment. Of course, the truth was that the warmth was leaking out…
Smooth as Silk Djoric (author) 2012-01-13
The intelligence reports are clear: SEELE is ready to initiate the Human Instrumentality Project. God damn it. I advise full mobilization against NERV. The JSSDF could be fully deployed alongside…
Stealing Solidarity: Epilogue Djoric (author) 2015-02-01
« Stealing Solidarity: Phase 4 | Hub » Nanami set her fingers against the grand piano’s keys, and began to play. Hisaishi. ‘One Summer’s Day’. She was, for the first time in a long time, at…
Stealing Solidarity: Phase 1 Djoric (author) 2014-12-14
None of the members of the Black Rabbit Company were terribly fond of boxes… Boss looked down at the unconscious man sprawled out on her bed. Horribly uncomfortable thing, that bed: the mattress…
Stealing Solidarity: Phase 2 Djoric (author) 2014-12-28
« Stealing Solidarity: Phase 1 | Hub | Stealing Solidarity: Phase 3 » Area-08 was located more or less five hundred miles west of the Azores, and consisted of a small, desolate island, and a…
Stealing Solidarity: Phase 3 Djoric (author) 2015-01-08
« Stealing Solidarity: Phase 2 | Hub | Stealing Solidarity: Phase 4 » Hieronymus was the oldest of the D-class aboard the Solidarity. He alone remembered the time when the Glass Mothers were of…
Stealing Solidarity: Phase 4 Djoric (author) 2015-02-01
« Stealing Solidarity: Phase 3 | Hub | Stealing Solidarity: Epilogue » The cosmos creased upon itself, blooming outwards in an origami sphere of lotus-folds. There was a vast silence. 15.7…
Stratagem Djoric (author) 2010-01-23
“Tater tots? That’s what they give us for lunch? Tater tots?” Dr. Harold Breaker looked down at the brownish nuggets on his plate, alongside the chicken patty sandwich with its flimsy pickles and…
Talks With the Family Djoric (author) 2014-08-22
This tale is a continuation of the Esoteric Warfare Unit from Three Sleepless Nights, and contains some reference to Walk The Floor A stuffed alligator with googly-eyes the size of golf balls sat…
The Good of the Other Djoric (author) 2013-02-02
Nota Bene: It would behoove you to read Shepherds, Second Watch, and People Look East before reading this tale. Mechanoid Moloch! Moloch the mighty maw! Gnawing Moloch! Sawing Moloch! Moloch the…
The Grand Theological Game Djoric (author) 2015-08-10
In the temple of Ana, there were a thousand mirrors. They covered the walls, the columns, the arched and vaulted ceiling. Scales of silver, lit by a thousand lamps. One could stand anywhere, and see…
The Only Way To Travel Djoric (author) 2012-11-09
"So…you want coffee or anything? I think I have some left on the nightstand." "No, thank you." "Okay." "Mr. Brown, while I appreciate the pleasantries, I am here on investigation, namely the events…
The Place Where Two Rivers Meet Djoric (author) 2013-02-13
Salah felt as if he was about to vomit butterflies. He was married. He was a married man, sitting next to his wife, a big smile on his face. This was a thing that had happened. The actual wedding…
The Real Adventures in Capitalism Djoric (author) 2018-05-07
“The Real Adventures in Capitalism” is a memetic condition consisting of spontaneously-occurring false memories of an animated television show of the same name. These memories are fragmentary, but…
The Runner Djoric (author) 2009-12-10
There is, in a small national park somewhere in the US, a bike path. This bike path is hardly unusual: it is roughly twelve miles long, and makes a circuit around a small lake. Most of the path is…
The Settling Ash Djoric (author) 2013-05-21
In light of the containment breach at Site-36 early this morning, it has been decided by this administrative committee the Horizon Initiative has acted in violation to the terms of the…
The Star and the Smith Djoric (author) 2015-09-09
Creation was made of fire and song, and from the glowing clouds of the beginning came the Stars. They were the firstborn of matter, the sustainers of all Creation. In their bright-burning forges the…
The Super-Cool Road Trip Adventure Djoric (author) 2014-02-26
Shortly after the Boss Lady got an assistant… The Executive Board of Dr. Wondertainment, Incorporated, sat around a circular table, in a square room on the top floor of a boxy grey building far…
The Tick Tock Gospel Djoric (author) 2013-02-21
Gilgamesh roamed the wilderness, and cried bitterly over his friend Enkidu. “I am going to die! – Am I not like Enkidu? I fear death, and now roam the wilderness. I will set out to the land of…
This is Always a Horrible Idea Djoric (author) 2012-01-12
“HELLO, HELLO…DR. CAPTOR IS THIS THING ON?” “ye2, iit’2 on.” “WHATEVER. A-HEM. WELCOME ALL TO THE FIRST ANNUAL INTER-SESSION FOUNDATION SUMMER BARBEQUE. THE SENIOR STAFF HERE AT TROLL SITE 19 EXTEND…
Those Thin, Penultimate Hours Djoric (author) 2013-08-30
Bishop of New Rome, Vicar of Jesus Christ, Successor of the Prince of the Apostles, Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, Primate of the Americas, Archbishop and Metropolitan of the West,…
Three Sleepless Nights Djoric (author) 2013-12-27
Barcode splashed cold water across her face, well aware that it had been seventy-two hours and three minutes since she had last been asleep and that sleep would not come for another seventeen hours….
Tradition Djoric (author) 2010-10-31
“I’m telling you Gears, this is going to be the best year yet." “That would be a matter of opinion, Crow. However, I can not be the only one present who finds the situation ironic: we, as…
Turn a New Page Djoric (author) 2013-01-25
Alai swiped her card again. The door remained closed. She frowned, biting her lip, and swiped the card again. Still nothing. To the outside observer, Alai would have looked like a befuddled tropical…
Upswing of Disorder Djoric (author) 2012-11-12
May 4, 1998 Any sort of lengthy journey always ends up in a destination far more bizarre than what was originally intended: home. The first few days home give rise to oddities. Details that had been…
Vision At Betar Djoric (author) 2014-01-24
0) I, Jeremiah the Flayed, who was at Betar and knew blood under the eagle with bronze wings, write these words. At Betar, in blood that was of drowning-depth, I drowned Speaks-With-Self, and made a…
Walk the Floor Djoric (author) 2012-12-05
— Site 150, Foundation Research and Development Department, Entrance 3, 09:00 — Pride. Dr. Tabitha Foster knew the feeling well. Pride was black ink in the ledgers. Pride was a good deal put to good…
When One Reaches the End Djoric (author) 2012-10-21
These were the “Her Majesty’s Finest”? A half-dozen old men poking around the mortar holes and dugouts amidst the mist and mud and stench of the dead, all in the name of a crone who’d been dead for…
When We Came Home Djoric (author) 2015-03-03
In the days when the Flood receded, and magic once again flourished in the world, it came to be that man discovered the Chronicle of the Daevas, that ancient compact. Hands misled by doubts and…
Whiteout and Ink Djoric (author) 2017-01-19
Libraries collect secrets in the quiet hours of the night… In the midst of the darkness, Alai sat with a mug of hot chocolate in her hands. Her desk lamp carved an island of light in the space…
A Day at the Call Center Dmatix (author) 2012-06-20
"Good morning, Sir. Yes, you have reached Uncle Merl's Discount Emporium, how may I assist you? I'm sorry, this is tech support, we don't handle sales. No, Sir, I can't direct you to sales without a…
A Question of Commerce Dmatix (author) 2013-12-11
Behind the facade of a stately building, within a clubhouse that could be described as tastefully lavish (or perhaps lavishly tasteful), nested between the high arms of a soft leather recliner, sat…
A Slumber Did My Spirit Seal Dmatix (author) 2013-02-27
To the Parents of Sergeant Johnathan Percy, It is with the deepest regret that we inform you that your son has fallen in the line of duty this Monday, the 12th of August. Due to the sensitivity of…
Beneath the Name Dmatix (author) 2015-01-07
Note: the following manuscript was found in storage vault #████ in ██████'s branch of ██████ United, a banking house belonging to the Foundation. The circumstances of how the document came to be…
Breath, Pulse, Blood, Spine Dmatix (author) 2013-08-07
Dec 20th There's nothing quite like spending the holiday season in a non-crucial Foundation site. Were I still working at 17 I doubt I'd even notice, but you can't really miss it here in 346. All…
Chains Dmatix (author) 2012-07-08
It was Agent Johnson’s first day on the field. He was given patrol duty, nothing dangerous, but he was still extremely nervous about the entire affair. What if he wasn’t ready, he asked the…
Chasing Interest Dmatix (author) 2015-05-08
Within its watery lair, the creature known to some as Oneiroi lurked. Prone in its oily pool, feelers extended, senses probing the surface, it searched. It waited. It is difficult to say for how…
Dog Eat Dog, Part 1 Dmatix (author) 2014-01-02
Note: since this tale is a continuation of Surfaces, it will be better understood if that tale is read first. And so, I reach my final conclusion, and if you weren’t paying attention before,…
Empty Nights Dmatix (author) 2013-01-19
Beneath the ashen skies of a soon-to-be dead planet, stood a mountain, a stark form against the flatness of the wasteland surrounding it. Upon the mountain was an old man, sitting on a sun-bleached…
Favors-Part One Dmatix (author) 2012-06-24
The man in grey sat on the rooftop and waited. Beneath him, the city spread endlessly, an ocean of lights and color under the night sky. On the balcony below, a party was nearing its conclusion;…
Favors-Part Two Dmatix (author) 2012-08-17
Note: Naturally, this should only be read after Favors-Part One Colonel Arjmand wasn't sure he made the right choice. Granted, it was either using the talisman or certain death, but the latter…
Fire on the Horizon Dmatix (author) 2012-08-24
The narrow alleyways of the Armenian Quarter of Old Jerusalem were beginning to darken as twilight stretched the shadows of the ancient stone buildings over them. Henry De Montfort felt the age of…
Fried Chicken & Lime Jello, the Dr. Bjornsen story Dmatix (author) 2016-04-01
Listen. First thing first, I have absolutely no idea who Dr. Bjornsen is. I might, it is possible he's the guy I just clocked in the face with a sock with a brick innit, but evidence regarding this…
Grown in a Day, on a Mound of Barren Earth, Winter Dmatix (author) 2016-12-27
The elder god set in his garden and waited. Perhaps "garden" was a bit too generous a word for it. It was a sorry piece of earth, more mud than soil, much trodden and little tilled. Really, thought…
Guard Duty Dmatix (author) 2012-06-12
Monday, 19:00 Another day, another dollar. Quite a few dollars, to be honest, I can't believe how well they pay me to sit on my ass in a tower and watch a fence. That's private security for you,…
Ichor Dmatix (author) 2012-11-07
Dear Annie, I’m sorry I had to leave without telling you anything, but things kinda… escalated faster than I thought they would. I mean, I knew the suits would get royally pissed off with our little…
Just What We Do Dmatix (author) 2012-07-14
Note: This story is better read after A Day at the Call Center Subject: UI-56 From: Special Agent Laura Stanton, Unusual Incident Unit, Los Angeles Office To: Director McNamara, FBI HQ, Washington…
Letters to a Prophet Dmatix (author) 2013-03-24
Document 16265-15719-A Foreword: The following column was recovered after being published in a number of national newspapers (for a full list, see Document 1626-1678-B) and raising suspicion in the…
Letters to a Prophet #2: Scry Harder Dmatix (author) 2013-04-14
Warning: The following document contains an Et-Class Textual Anomaly (Threat Level-Minor) Document 16265-15719-B After Foundation efforts to track and contain the creator of Document 16265-15719-A…
Lord Blackwood and the Thaumaturge Dmatix (author) 2012-06-03
Interview Log 1867-23 Interviewer: Dr. Adam Bernstein Interviewed: SCP-1867 Forward: During a standard checkup interview with SCP-1867 the subject, at the request of Dr. Bernstein, was asked to…
Memory of a Memory Dmatix (author) 2013-01-30
Sakarn Var Surten was being talked to, and didn’t care for it one bit. To be honest, it wasn't so much the talking to he minded, it was the fact he didn't understand a word of what the mustachioed…
No More Dmatix (author) 2013-05-17
I'm sorry to use your name like that. It's a cheap trick, and not even an original one at that, but it's a way to get attention. And I need your attention. I need you to hear this. Consider, if you…
Nothing and Five and Five Dmatix (author) 2014-01-19
I could never see clearly, no, But five times blind, Five times declined. She stared into the cloudy surface of her tea, and tried to remember the song. It was on the tip of her tongue, she was sure…
Painless Dmatix (author) 2015-08-21
"So you can cure me?" The doctor rubbed his forehead then rearranged his heavy plastic spectacles. They were supposed to compensate for his missing mask, but he found that all they really did was…
Quiet Days Dmatix (author) 2012-08-30
It was over. No one in the Foundation, from the lowliest security guard to the O5 council, could quite explain exactly what was over. If they were to hazard a guess, a likely answer would have been…
Rise Dmatix (author) 2012-07-18
Rise. Professor Charles Burrows had no choice but to comply. He had no idea how he got here, or even where "here" was; one moment he was sitting at his home office, catching on some paperwork, and…
Surfaces Dmatix (author) 2013-11-04
Matthew Andrews was seated in front of a table. This alone wasn't very unusual, and indeed, the fact that he was seated there didn't cause Matthew any undue concern. The table, located in the…
Surgery Dmatix (author) 2015-09-01
How long has it been since he had flesh under his fingers? Too long, that much was certain. This cell was small, too small by far. He did not much mind being alone, that was not the issue. He had…
The Glorious Revolution Dmatix (author) 2012-10-22
Note: This is a SCP-1483 tale, so reading it before reading this is recommended. Soto was beginning to have second thoughts about the concept of Democracy. He barely stifled a sigh as his cohorts’…
The Has-Been Dmatix (author) 2015-07-24
The grey little man was gathering his belongings. Not many of those. A microfiber towelette he used to clean his monitor, a few spare ink cartridges he thought no one would miss, his green stapler,…
The Horizon Blues Dmatix (author) 2013-03-27
At the start of each day, place a new patch on a part of your body between the neck and the waist. Put the patch on a new spot each day to lessen skin irritation. Do not use for a period longer than…
The Man Comes Around Dmatix (author) 2013-05-14
"-Effective immediately. Until a suitable replacement can be appointed, Lieutenant Hammersmith will serve as the interim Director of Project Malleus, under our direct supervision." "You could have…
The Most Dangerous Game of All Dmatix (author) 2012-12-12
Drip He was lurking in the shadows of an old oak grove, gazing at the dark, brooding form of the facility on the hill above. She was there. Drop after drop fell on Feldspar's head, as he remembered…
The Price We Pay Dmatix (author) 2013-08-25
It is over. There are but a few of us left, and it is good. Our purpose in this world was to protect it from things it could not understand, things that defied comprehension, things that we all…
The Stars Do Not Wait For You Dmatix (author) 2014-03-11
It's quiet out here. The desert sprawls from horizon to horizon, where purest white meets twilight red. There are no edges here, no angles, just curves and the gentle rise and fall of dunes as far…
Therapy Dmatix (author) 2015-08-18
The tip of the knife was plunged into his ear. It was an odd sensation. Sure, there was pain, incredible, exquisite agony, but that stopped at the surface of things. Below was the sensation of cool…
This Is Not Me Talking Dmatix (author) 2015-06-05
It watched as they got together and tore themselves asunder. And everything in between. It was a thing that was not there. It did not exist, at least not on the level of narrative. It had no part to…
Three Short Scenes About Death Dmatix (author) 2015-08-14
The smell of rot was in the air. As the afternoon sun began its descent, the footsteps of the approaching stranger fell upon the quiet village streets as poison leeches into an unguarded well. The…
Thrice Dmatix (author) 2012-07-01
Note: This tale is based on SCP-1440, and it is better read after reading that article. The old man woke, and his failures flooded his mind once more. The destruction of the Foundation base was…
Tolerance Dmatix (author) 2013-02-16
At half past five, it began to rain. Brother Raymond of Baskerville was trudging his way back from the Achrenite compound, his boots sucking on the mud of the fertile fields surrounding it. The…
What You Are In the Dark Doc_Sanford (author) 2015-02-21
SCPOS V3.2 Entry #1 Close. Warning: Containment breach ongoing. Remain in your offices. Allow onsite security to recontain escaped SCPs. Warning: Containment breach ongoing. Remain in your…
01110101 01101110 01100010 01110010 01101111 01101011 01100101 01101110 Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2018-12-30
    Gift for the art exchange for ihp. Thanks to him and to The Great Hippo for feedback before I posted. Had a weird thought about how if the technological singularity happened and created a…
A Slice of Life For a Man Completely Uncomfortable With Slices, Life, and People. Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2019-02-28
    The continuing saga of a man uncomfortable with other people and himself but trying mightily to hide it. ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: F.A.Q. There was a sense of…
All Along Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2015-02-26
Foundation Orbital Research Compound 5, Meeting Room A. July 12th, 1973, 23:15 hours GMT. "Dr. Marko, testing with SCP-3203 is to be halted for the foreseeable future." The man at the head of the…
Also This All Happened On The Same Day, So I Don't Know Why He Said It Like That. Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2017-12-24
    I've been wanting to do this since October and I've had chest and head congestion at some level ever since, so fuck it. Last chance this year to do it at all, so it's done. Happy holidays! …
An ending is only tragic if there is no one left to appreciate the beauty that came before. Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2019-03-27
    This story was originally posted to youtube under a CC 3.0 Share Alike/Attribution license here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF5emLF41eg With it I continue down a path. Image is from…
And to this day, she still can't breathe. Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2019-11-10
    A tale that's been kicking around in my head for a few hours. Thought I'd put it on the page. ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: F.A.Q. WARNING: THIS TALE'S CONTENT…
Ashes. Ashes. We All Fall Down Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2019-08-21
    Ring around the rosie, pockets full of posies. Image is by Rura ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: F.A.Q. "What do you cure, exactly?" The florescent lights were, as…
Audio Log From December 24th, 2010 Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2015-12-02
    Had this idea yesterday and just decided to follow through (despite a terrible cold I'm currently recovering from). It's Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer! Only not at all that. Happy Holidays…
Casting His Shadow, Weaving His Spell Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2018-09-15
The faint light of the 5 candles at the center of the room cast flickering shadows against the stone walls. Two shadowed figures sat near the candles with their heads down, eyes closed, and while…
Come Back Kid Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2016-02-25
    Team Basic strikes again! This is an AAR for the MTF Contest. Thanks to Kaktus, Roget and LurkD for helping me refine it. AIAD images belong to LurkD. Chess board images are under the…
Come Together. Right Now. Over me. Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2019-04-11
    The text of this work was originally posted to my youtube channel as part of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lEeWjJU09Y It is licensed Creative Commons 3.0 SA/BY. The artwork…
Consequences and Collarbones SCP ILLUSTRATED does not match any existing user name (author)
Doctor Cimmerian (author)
2018-10-31
    A collaborative work between myself and SCP Illustrated. Felt like it could stand to go up on the wiki. Hope you enjoy it! ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: F.A.Q. …
Dr. Bright Is No Longer Allowed To Use Temporal Anomalies In Order To Travel Back in Time So He Can Kill Hitler Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2018-10-18
    I've been doing a reading of "Things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do at the foundation" for the youtubes and this idea came to me in a fit of silly inspiration. Thanks to Westrin,…
Electronic Data Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2018-05-23
    I don't actually know what's going on, I just read a hub and had an idea. ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: F.A.Q. The weight of the statement fell heavy on the room. A…
Everything Can Change in the Blink of an Eye Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2019-05-21
    Another tale that started on my youtube channel and is now here on the wiki. Art is, again, by Rura. Cropped down a bit to avoid a spoiler for the 2nd part of this journey. ▸ More by this…
Five years Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2018-02-18
Current Crew: Captain - Chance Sarridge, Doctor - Alexandrea Exendine, Mechanic - Joseph Peck, Pilot - Marjorie Thompson The FSF Delivery weaved through the planetary debris field in Marjorie's…
Four Stories Told in Order to Mislead a Sentient Severed Hand That Just Wanted to Ask a Goddamn Personal Question for Once Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2017-11-18
    So Perelka_L made some fan art of Cimmerian a week or so back and it inspired me to make a tale which inspired Perelka to do a new piece of art for the tale and this is what we got. Good…
Getting Into Treble Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2017-10-09
    I wrote this back when Res was still in its heyday and never posted it. I don't really recall why. Thanks to Clef, Light, Moose and probably others for looking at it. This was literally…
He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2018-12-14
    Like an hour ago someone whose wikidot name I don't know pitched this idea in chat and I kinda liked it. Sorry not sorry. Edit: Apparently it was "CephalopodStevenson". ▸ More by this…
I've finally decided my future lies beyond the yellow brick road Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2019-09-01
    A little science fiction story I originally wrote for the WL contest and then decided to post here instead. Special thanks to hawkguy for serious SPaG editing. ▸ More by this Author ◂ …
If You Have a Minute Why Don't We Go Talk About it Somewhere Only We Know Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2017-12-30
    A little silly maybe, but was listening to a song and felt like writing something short and sweet. ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: F.A.Q. "I'm on my way." Dr. Jeffrey…
In The Dark Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2016-11-01
    This is the start of what will probably become a series involving the intersection of MC&D and Organized Crime. Happy Halloween! ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: F.A.Q. …
Lending a Hand Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2015-04-26
    Special thanks to Clef, TheDeadlyMoose, TroyL, Decibelle, Light and all of the other resurrection authors who helped me with or reviewed this piece. It's the longest I've ever worked on a…
Monophobia Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2015-06-28
    Original Author : Km Mortarion Originally Translated By : Spe Mafiew Tale's Title : Je me hais Source : La Fondation SCP Date : December 21th 2014 Link :…
Mugging the Monster Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2018-10-01
    Yeah I wrote a thing cause I saw the Halloween contest hub and had decided to take 20 minutes to write something. Big thanks to Hippo for helping me clean this up a bit. Almost forgot, image…
Now Hollow Fires Burn Out To Black And Lights Are Guttering Low Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2017-01-19
Four score and eleven years ago our fathers brought forth on this land, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. This portion of the…
Orientation for the Pastaphysics Department Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2019-01-27
    So the idea came out of seeing "pataphysics" and thinking it said "pastaphysics" and then thinking about what a department of pastaphysics would actually be. Then I started writing and it…
Peanut Butter Crunch Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2019-07-24
    Another tale that started on my youtubes and ended up here. Image credit to Rura. ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: F.A.Q. There was a flash of light and SCP-173 was…
SCP Vs. Series Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2019-04-22
    Super special thanks to user "Valcano Girls" for making this wonderful comic. ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: F.A.Q. SCP Vs. Hub Welcome to the SCP Vs. Hub. Where I…
Sex, Success, and Targeted Advertising Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2014-10-04
    So yeah. He's watching a movie starring Marshall Mathers, switches to an interview with Jimmy Carter, and ends on a show about being afraid of the Dark. Too subtle? Maybe. This was inspired…
Snap. Crackle. Pop. Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2019-03-19
    Yet another vs. tale. The content of this post originated on my Youtube channel and is CC 3.0 share alike/attribution. Image is from TheVolgun here:…
So You Can Live In the Light Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2018-04-18
    Just a passing thought I had. Edit: Also did an audio adaptation of it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypj1aUXG9-M ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: F.A.Q. Dear Ms….
Take On Me Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2015-02-01
    Been working on this a little while. It's a bit longer than my tales normally are, but I resisted the urge to shorten it considerably. Lemme know what you think. Edit: Also should thank…
technoapotheosis DrWarpstar does not match any existing user name (author)
Doctor Cimmerian (author)
2019-10-26
When I was still in school they asked us to write a paper about what it was like on the day everyone thought the world was going to end. Been out of school for a long time, but I thought I’d put…
Tell Me All Your Thoughts On God Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2019-07-22
    Another tale that started on my youtubes and ended up here. Image credit to Rura. Tale title is from the song "Counting Blue Cars" by Dishwalla. ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: …
That'll Do Pig. That'll Do. Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2014-10-28
    My intro piece of The Gulf's canon collaboration. Thanks to Thekillerax for helping me work out a couple of kinks in this in chat. ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: F.A.Q. …
The Art of Coping with Anomalies in the Gulf Region Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2014-10-10
    To anyone wondering, yes that's a real bible quote. Also Orange Beach is awesome and I'd recommend it to anyone. ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: F.A.Q. I stare out into…
The blunders are all there on the board, waiting to be made. Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2019-09-19
    Title is a quote from Savielly Tartakower. Just a little story I thought up last night and thought was worth a post. Page image is from here:…
The Horrors Of An Unclean Bowl Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2019-06-21
    Another tale that started on my youtubes and ended up here. Image credit to Rura. Tale title is a quote from the simpsons. Trying to get better about name checking my title references. ▸…
The Melody Is Familiar To Anyone Who Was There When It First Started Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2019-05-19
    Wrote this last month for my youtube (and incidentally wiki) series and wanted to clean it up just a little afores posting. Finally got around to it. Hope you like it. The art is by one of…
The Night Before [REDACTED] Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2014-12-22
    Happy holidays! ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: F.A.Q. Twas the night before Christmas at Site-88, And Robert the guard was running quite late, All the skips were…
The North Pole Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2014-12-21
    Hi. This is my part of the Christmas Collaboration. Enjoy! (And keep an eye on the "Most Recently Created" page for more stories from different authors as we inch closer to Christmas!) ▸…
The One Thousand Deaths of Pastor Lewis Robinson: The Ethics of Repeatedly Drowning Baptists Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2014-09-25
    Special thanks to KateMcTiriss for the tale's name. And all of the feedback from 19. ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: F.A.Q. The following letter was among several…
The Watchtower Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2015-03-06
Foundation Orbital Research Compound 05, CACC July 13th, 1973, 00:23 hours GMT. "Sir," Lieutenant Mackie said, inputting a code into her consoles, "They're hailing us." Cooper sighed, "Visual?"…
The Wisdom To Know The Difference Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2018-07-30
    An idea I had. Evaluation form is adapted from one I found online from the University of Washington. ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: F.A.Q. Dr. Jameson looked around…
There in the starless dark, with vast wings across the canceled skies; the sudden blackness of nothing at all. Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2018-11-15
Marshal Joanna Kirkland finished her long midnight walk to the schoolhouse. The sounds of revelry from the town were distant and constant. As she approached, the faint but rough sound of sawing…
There is comfort in not seeing. There is bliss in not knowing. Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2019-11-12
    Coauthor with myself and SCP Illustrated. ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: F.A.Q. It wasn't new, mind you, but it hurt just the same. A small child sat at the base of a…
They Couldn't Hit The Broad Side Of A Barn With A Target Painted On It Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2019-03-08
    Part of a Vs. Series that I'm doing for the youtubes. Content was originally posted as part of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzpAAJbDX-M under a Creative Commons…
They did not listen. They did not know how. Perhaps they'll listen now? Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2019-08-22
    Title is obviously from "Vincent" by Don McLean. Image is public domain. It's from here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Van_Gogh_-_Starry_Night_-_Google_Art_Project.jpg though originally…
They groaned, they stirred, they all uprose, nor spake, nor moved their eyes. Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2019-05-27
    Wrote this for the channel. Yet another in the vs. series. Hope you enjoy it. Also no the monster at the start doesn't exist on the wiki. Yet. Also since I often forget to include what the…
Typo Positive Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2016-05-02
    I regret nothing. ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: F.A.Q. For just a moment I relax. This is a safe place. For now. The receptionist is nice. She guides me to Mr….
Video Killed The Radio Star Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2018-06-27
    A little something devoted to what was one of my favorite SCPs on the site. It wasn't perfect but it was one of the first I read, and really jived with my love of astronomy. Gonna miss it….
Who You Gonna Call? Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2014-11-22
    Thanks to all the folks who helped review this in chat. Ghostbusters and Noir. Had to be done. ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: F.A.Q. I turned the radio down. Classic…
Wipe that golden tear from your mother dear, and raise what's left of the flag for me Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2019-01-02
    look it had to be done Listen while you read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0krxo46Ifbo ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: F.A.Q. Dr. Cimmerian's head exploded in a cloud…
A Lone Speaker Doctor North (author) 2019-03-22
Info Author: Doctor North. Follow me on Twitter @north_doctor North’s Author Page: Intelligence Agency Data Archive-Subject: North Open Mic Night at…
An Agent, A Cadet, A D-Class and A Janitor Walk Into The Sunlight. Doctor North (author) 2019-03-10
Team Surviving Delta moved across the barren wasteland looking for any survivors. The unimaginable happened: The end of the world. Yet, that was yesterday's news. There was no time to dwell on that….
Big Lads on Scene. No Wait. Not That Doctor North (author) 2019-01-28
Info Author: Doctor North. Author Page: Intelligence Agency Data Archive-Subject: North Special thanks to Proasek for picking out the title. Words….
I Don't Believe In Luck, Just Misfortune Doctor North (author) 2019-07-11
Info Author: Doctor North and Zekenator Follow me on Twitter @north_doctor North’s Author Page: Intelligence Agency Data Archive-Subject: North My SCP discord server:…
Indicted Doctor North (author) 2019-01-12
Info Author: Doctor North. North’s Author Page: Intelligence Agency Data Archive-Subject: North It was never meant to be known. Always kept within….
Intelligence Agency Data Archive — Subject: CrossFire Doctor North (author) 2019-03-12
Having retrieved their orders from O5-9, the Intelligence Agency’s duo of snipers set out deep into Chaos Insurgency territory in full grass camo outfits. Making their way to where they believed the…
Intelligence Agency Data Archive — Subject: Mages Doctor North (author) 2019-03-08
O5-9 glanced over the top of the report he was reading. “What do you mean we’ve been unable to breach their perimeter?” The calmness in his voice was unsettling to both Jason and North. “Well sir,…
Mother, Mother I Miss You So Doctor North (author) 2019-02-17
Info Author: Doctor North. Follow me on Twitter @north_doctor North’s Author Page: Intelligence Agency Data Archive-Subject: North Mother, Mother, sing…
My One True Love Doctor North (author) 2019-03-14
Info Author: Doctor North. Follow me on Twitter @north_doctor North’s Author Page: Intelligence Agency Data Archive-Subject: North Clenching on to his…
Scars On Cold Metal. Doctor North (author) 2019-01-08
Info Author: Doctor North. North’s Author Page: Intelligence Agency Data Archive-Subject: North Startling sounds. Ridged scratches. Running. Singular….
Stones Can Break My Bones. But Words Can Never Hurt Me. Doctor North (author) 2019-02-17
Info Author: Doctor North. Follow me on Twitter @north_doctor North’s Author Page: Intelligence Agency Data Archive-Subject: North Leaving the walls of…
That Day In The Woods Doctor North (author) 2019-02-07
Info Author: Doctor North. North’s Author Page: Intelligence Agency Data Archive-Subject: North Bright and beautiful. Always the best days. “Go play in…
The Chains of Command Doctor North (author) 2019-02-26
Info Author: Doctor North. Follow me on Twitter @north_doctor North’s Author Page: Intelligence Agency Data Archive-Subject: North Like shattered glass…
The Lovers Spirit Doctor North (author) 2019-02-11
Info Author: Doctor North. Follow me on Twitter @north_doctor North’s Author Page: Intelligence Agency Data Archive-Subject: North A kindling flame,…
The Old Town Of Bridgewater MoreWorldliness (author)
Doctor North (author)
2019-02-17
Info Author: Doctor North And MoreWorldliness North's Twitter: @north_doctor North’s Author Page: Intelligence Agency Data Archive-Subject: North The…
숲의 여우 (The Fox In The Forest) Doctor North (author) 2019-03-27
Info Author: Doctor North. Follow me on Twitter @north_doctor North’s Author Page: Intelligence Agency Data Archive-Subject: North Leaving the snow…
Shards & Static Doctor Serkov (author) 2017-12-19
I asked them where I was. Who they were. They told me they were the Foundation. That where I was didn't matter. Shards. Shards inside my skin, shards inside my head. Everything was broken,…
Absolute Self-Control Doctor Whiteface does not match any existing user name (author)
2013-08-15
I don't care. No, in all seriousness. That's the answer to your question. I don't care. Apathy is stronger body armor than anything else. Why should I care that there's a damned great lizard running…
Mobile Task Furries Dog Teeth (author) 2018-04-28
It's twelve A.M., and we're the guys they called to take down an anomalous furry. I've seen people and I've seen monsters. Sometimes, the monsters are more human than the people. This guy, the one…
Whatcha doing? Doktori (author) 2012-01-14
"Sir, we've got another strange one.” Dr. Clef frowned. What now? “I've got to finish writing up this damn report, like I've got nothing better to do.” The agent grimaced. Getting Clef angry was…
Agent Pocket Ukulele Through the Fire and Flames DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2018-09-08
D.S. al Fine dawned consciousness back into her body from slumber, yawning, and opening her eyes to her office on fire. Her office was so very, very much on fire. In front of her, her mounds of…
Alto Clef Jr.: Fins of the Father DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2016-04-01
Death, some say, is an inevitability. The entire cosmos attempts to kill us; Meteors endeavor to crash into us, anomalies vie to redact us, the sun sends solar waves towards our humble planet,…
Alto Clef Jr.: Virus Alert DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2018-09-03
The sun shone down on the west Texas compound's concrete stairwell down, down into the stone. It couldn't have been more than a few feet down that, in the darkness, a door creaked and whined as the…
Alto Clef Jr.: Étoile et toi DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2018-09-06
Moonlight draped the pair upon the terrace overlooking the sea. Between them a set table, two candles flickering futile in the Paris night. Fine wine. Rare kobe ribeyes with truffle saffron sauce….
Anime Is Art Too, Guys Decibelles (author)
DolphinSlugchugger (rewrite)
2018-12-18
☦An anartist wants to get an anime produced.☦
Chaos Praxis DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2018-06-11
Light? There was light. Lights blazing to bathe, bugle call. Ten minutes to the cafeteria. Mandatory. The usual. He slid his feet over the bedside and moved to his dresser. The same inconspicuous…
Cleaner DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2018-02-18
Date was… Dunno, January, '05. Location's some nowhere town's edge in New York. Time around 6 o'clock A.M. Officer was writing up a ticket for the sixth illegally parked car in a row when they…
Crier DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2018-02-20
It still rains in the sites, y'know? Sure, it ain't the usual. The lightning always strikes warehouse five. The rain never really seems to hit'cha. But it still pours, it still thunders, it still…
Empire of Sand DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2018-10-02
He lay in the California Dunes, the sun resting on the horizon, a body - flesh heap at this point - and a police cruiser beside him. The Great Anoati, face down in the desert sands, ate and spat the…
goc-are-gunfuckers DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2018-10-19
WARNING THIS TEXT CONTAINS GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF SEXUAL CONTENT. If you are not of legal age to be exposed to this material, or if you overall do not wish to read explicit sexual content, don't read…
like a dog-day cicada in the heat DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2019-09-20
something is eating me every day i go to work and i work and i come home and i sleep every day i never talk to anyone anyore because when i try to talk all thew rods that coe out are nothings that…
Roller DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2018-02-19
The car sat just outside a warehouse pop-up art house at twilight. Windows up. Engine dead. Vents, shut. In the driver's seat, a crack as the air heats to plasma, as a spark erupts from a finger….
Some People Call Me the Goose Cowboy DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2018-09-24
You can call yourself a joke but that doesn't make you funny. Do you know what you are? Buck sat in front of the sheet of paper. The room he was in, incredibly humid. The chair squeaked…
The Cure DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2018-09-29
"I am the cure, yes," The Fellow said. "And I am going to throw you into traffic if you don't stop saying that." "Ah, but, you see, I am-" "The cure. We know. We all are." The Doctor let out a sigh…
The Hotel California Presents: Ecce Farcio DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2018-09-16
And so, at last, it had come to this. He woke up to the Hotel California. There were very few things in Junior's life which were straightforward. The Hotel California was one of them. Every now and…
To The Sickest Bastard i Knew DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2019-02-20
Dear Child Gregoriy: Every single time I lay down my head to sleep I see those wreched Gallows. I see that bloody sun drench the gnarled timbers of that damned engine, oozing upon it as it…
【Nightcore】Dopesmoker by Sleep (Full Album) and the Revenge of Drone DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2019-01-31
Into the heavens the smoke rose from the barrel of a gun. Three shots, one, soon two kills. In a chair, a woman sat, what left of her popped head draped over the back, brain and blood sloughing…
Challenge Accepted! doomsniffer (author) 2012-05-13
The sound of shrieking klaxons could be heard over the muffled shouts and dull thumps coming through the door. The interior of the chamber was still, the long rows of shelves filled with metal boxes…
The Word doomsniffer (author) 2012-05-08
I turn at the noise. Brother Ullar's face peers at me from underneath the hood of his robe. "Father? The whole village is here now. I think they are ready for you." Brother Ullar is my newest…
The Sound of Beeps Dr Astari (author) 2019-08-19
Beep. Beep. "You don't have to say yes - nodding your head would work. We just want to make sure that we're clear on how you want this to play out." Through your still-working eye, you see the…
Family Planning Dr Cuddles (author) 2014-10-07
To marry, to rear his daughters, these things were on the surface good. But to have had the long years in his power, to have controlled their lives, to have warped their natures even, these might be…
The Lonely Road Dr Cuddles (author) 2013-08-23
Whether one passes on or remains is all the same. That you can take no one with you is the only difference. -From the death poem of Tokugawa Ieyasu Another world, another life, another name. I like…
2. Mr. Clank Dr Gears (author) 2011-09-15
Mr. Clank woke suddenly, as he always did, and looked around, blinking. The sun was still somewhat bright through the wisps of storm clouds, The great city glittering in the distance, as bright and…
Alone Dr Gears (author) 2010-12-01
Have you ever been Alone? Not just alone for a bit while others are out, or feeling rather isolated at the end of a relationship, but Alone. That special Alone that you feel at 1:25 in the morning,…
Archived Incident 076-2_682 Dr Gears (author) 2008-07-27
ATTENTION: REPORT 076-2/682 IS FOR REVIEW BY CLASS-4 PERSONNEL ONLY Incident: 076-2/682 SCP involved: SCP-682, SCP-076-2 Personnel involved: Dr. Gears, Prof. Kain Pathos Crow, Generals ████████████…
Bloody Dr Gears (author) 2011-10-30
“Dude, I am WONDEROUSLY high.” he giggled, holding the phone to his ear with no small amount of effort. He walked across the basement, turning up the music, letting the beat pulse in time with the…
Breaker 1 9 Dr Gears (author) 2012-03-30
I don't know if this is really a creepy story, but it scared the shit out of me at the time. Four years ago, I was going through training for over-the-road trucking. We were out in Oregon, getting…
Climber Dr Gears (author) 2015-04-11
He felt as if his lungs were going to crystallize, the ragged, frozen air scraping over the long-dried membranes like trying to breathe an aerosol brillo pad. He swung back, waving a moment before…
Clockwork Time Dr Gears (author) 2012-01-14
The Fabergé bastard was raging. Tools flew, doors slammed, the walls and floorboards rattled. Through it all, he loosed a stream of profanity so acid it threatened to peel the already faded paint….
Cold Dr Gears (author) 2010-12-01
This story is actually 100% true. I've switched names around for privacy's sake, but I assure you that every bit of this is real. Not the normal sub-reality of most “real world” creepypasta, but…
CotBG Bible Fragments Dr Gears (author) 2009-03-24
Note: The following are sections of text recovered from the body of what is assumed to be a member of “The Church of The Broken God.” It is assumed they are part of a larger document or “Bible”,…
Delia Dr Gears (author) 2012-04-02
TRANSCRIPT BEGINS 11:00:00 You a doctor or something? No, a student, actually. Never had much business with doctors. Doris took sick once, went to the doctor. Jabbed her fulla holes, sent her home…
Devotion Dr Gears (author) 2010-06-02
Your love is cheap. No, really, it is. You say you love, and that you are devoted, that you'd do anything…but what do you do, actually? Candy, flowers, nights out, those are general actions, not…
Document C 88 Il Dr Gears (author) 2010-01-02
Beyond the dim, childish rays of Sol burn the steady, glowering lights of slumbering embers. Millions of lifetimes away lie the quasars, the softly thrumming globes of aging light, somehow ancient…
Document Recovered From The Marianas Trench Dr Gears (author) 2010-02-18
I need to write this down, because I forget things sometimes, and I think what I heard today was important. Not to me, the time for me or almost anyone else alive on Earth today to make a difference…
Dog Man Dr Gears (author) 2018-08-04
I am a coward and all I can really do is apologize for it. For what it’s worth, I do feel bad and I know I should have handled it differently, but I was scared. Short background: I’m middle-aged,…
Eater Of Souls Dr Gears (author) 2019-10-17
Dr. Greel stared at the bank of screens, attempting to will some sort of conclusion into being, owing to the fact that nothing else over the last few weeks had seemed to work. He sighed, turning…
Elevator Dr Gears (author) 2011-04-18
He was lost in hell. Or as hell, one of the two. He'd kicked and screamed to get here, and now he just wanted it to be over. Two days of computer and technology stuff, in a nice big hotel, with lots…
Epitaph Dr Gears (author) 2010-03-30
Dr. Iceberg wove his way down the hall on a makeshift I.V. crutch, with Dr. Gears limping alongside. Most of the security teams and cleaning crews had already passed, so they had the hall to…
F U B A R Dr Gears (author) 2011-11-03
“What are they doing?” “Nothing… just… talking. Are we sure we're in the right place? How do we know these aren't just random people waiting for a ride or something?” Agent Four grinned, his lean…
Feverish Dr Gears (author) 2010-06-07
The sweat slid in rivers as he burned. Inches from the fan blades, the pounding breeze doing next to nothing to relieve the searing fire in his flesh. Sick for the last two days, Adam's fever had…
Influenza Dr Gears (author) 2010-04-09
I've been sick for days now. That bubbling nausea that fills your throat, makes you feel as if you're about to throw up every time you burp or so much as breathe out your mouth. Holding the toilet,…
Jaywalk Dr Gears (author) 2010-05-26
There is a way to live well beyond your appointed time. You need a car, preferably something late-model, with a strong body. Newer cars tend to be too light and not do enough damage. Next, you need…
Knives Dr Gears (author) 2010-05-23
He'd never really understood knives and the odd obsession some people had with them. Just little scraps of metal, sharpened and placed in a handle, a knife wasn't all that amazing. He admitted that,…
Kriegspiel Dr Gears (author) 2012-06-13
“We need to talk.” The old lady raised her head from the crumpled document before her, blinking rapidly through massive glasses. She sighed, pulling them off and rubbing between her eyes, gray curls…
Late Night Dr Gears (author) 2010-05-16
It had been dark for hours, and it was starting to get to him. Sitting at the computer, he'd caught himself glancing more and more times at the nearby window, the space beyond so dark it acted like…
Life Saver Dr Gears (author) 2011-10-22
Disclaimer: This is (more or less) a story related to me by a friend a few months ago. He's ok now, if that helps. Not sure if it's really all that creepy…but it's weird as all hell. I was on the…
Like Clockwork Dr Gears (author) 2011-10-24
“So how do we do this?” Harken asked, stubbing a cigarette into the growing pile on the console ashtray. Kramer looked around inside the car that had been their mobile home the last few weeks. Not…
Lost Time Dr Gears (author) 2012-09-12
“What were you, Harken?” “…what, like in a cosmic sense? Probably a dog or something.” “Must you always be an asshole?” “No, it's a choice.” They'd been stuck at the same posting for three days now,…
Love Hate Dr Gears (author) 2012-04-10
The house was dead when he came home. No lights, no noise, even a little chilly in the early spring dusk. Pete Kothkis stood in the entryway, peering in to the house with a slightly confused smile….
Mad Love Dr Gears (author) 2012-01-17
Have you ever loved someone? Not that family love, or devotion…but real, blind love. I don't think people know how dangerous real, true love is. Love will make you do great things, but it can also…
Meteor Dr Gears (author) 2010-05-14
The oil smoke rose as if it would never stop. Boiling from the massive hole in both the earth and the pipeline, it had blotted out the sun hours ago, and still showed no sign of stopping. As Tyler…
Mice Dr Gears (author) 2011-02-26
We have such a mouse problem. What's worse, they're stupid. Your average mouse has the common decency to stay hidden 90% of the time, you just find nibbled items and mouse crap. Our mice just wander…
Odd Corners Dr Gears (author) 2012-11-24
I do not exist. That is to say, I do not exist here. Here is odd, a vast net that snares and crushes. Yet we follow, and come in droves, willing and not. It calls, somehow. We cannot enter, yet we…
Opening Moves Dr Gears (author) 2011-12-19
Site Security File 11/11/4/8888/PR – Suspicious Letter 49,003,668 Letter received at the private residential post office in the South Cheyenne Point community. Letter had no stamp, post mark, or…
Peeled Dr Gears (author) 2010-05-22
The TV was blaring sex and violence, but all she could think about was her damn bubbling arm. She picked at it idly, once again cursing herself for forgetting the sun screen over the weekend. It'd…
Perfection Dr Gears (author) 2009-02-10
“Do I hear five hundred thousand pounds?” “…” “Thank you…do I hear five fifty?” “…” “Thank you ma’am…do I hear six hundred?” “…” “Thank you…six fifty?” “One million pounds.” “…t-thank you sir. Do I…
Personal Log Of Dr Gears Dr Gears (author) 2008-10-15
Personal Log of Dr.Gears [NOTE: Dates and some sensitive information removed by Central Records. Original documentation available upon approval.] ███████ ██ Woke up early, due to the sound of…
Personal Log Of Paul Martin Dr Gears (author) 2008-10-10
Diary of Paul Martin, recovered among other personal belongings August 22nd, ████ Greg can be a jerk sometimes. It’s nice having a roommate who is gone three quarters of the time, but he has a bad…
Play Dr Gears (author) 2009-07-31
I was deposited to awareness with an abruptness normally reserved for the newly born, and much like them, my first view of the world was enough to send me into wracking sobs. I attempted to recoil,…
Plumbing Dr Gears (author) 2013-03-09
This was stupid. It was a stupid idea, thought up by stupid people, in stupid, safe offices. Agent Two looked around slowly, letting his flashlight play over the walls, one of the only items the…
Potty Dr Gears (author) 2011-08-28
He woke up, momentarily confused as to where he was, and what was beside him. Shaking his head, he made out the softly breathing form of his wife, and on the other side the small, pale outline of…
Queen To Pawn Dr Gears (author) 2011-12-21
Conversation recorded on ██/██/████ Parties identified as █████ ██████ the third, ranking member of Marshall, Carter and Dark Ltd. and an unknown female voice, identified as "Black Queen"….
Quiet Game Dr Gears (author) 2012-01-12
Acquisitions and Review. One of the names in The Foundation that can send staff into convulsions. After Agents and MTF squads get something caged, have the remains mopped up and minds scrubbed, A…
Recovered Documents From Cell 3 Dr Gears (author) 2009-06-13
1- Transferred from the barracks, finally. The trip took forever, I’d have to guess about six hours, but I couldn’t see, and I fell asleep a few times, so I guess it really could be anything. Four…
Reentry Dr Gears (author) 2010-01-18
Everything was screaming.  The dials, the readouts, everything was screaming, but he noticed none of it.  What he noticed was the heat. He was burning.  Not on fire, but inside, burning with a…
Reflections Dr Gears (author) 2011-10-25
Harken watched the rain sheet the windows, leaning his head on the cool glass in the hopes it would make his headache go away. Down the hall, a couple was fighting, the rise and fall of argument…
Sa Jin Photo Dr Gears (author) 2012-02-03
I was stationed overseas for four years, helping shore up the American military presence in South Korea. You hear horror stories about it, about people being shot randomly, the squalid conditions,…
SCP-048-ARC Dr Gears (author) 2009-01-21
Item #: SCP-048 Object Class: Euclid (Neutralized) Special Containment Procedures: SCP-048 is to be referred to as Joey. In the event that he is referred to as SCP-048, or an object, "Joey" becomes…
Shy Dr Gears (author) 2018-06-20
The sudden jolt of pain was enough to make him think, for a mad second, that he’d somehow jammed his pen through his hand. The boy just barely suppressed a shout, clenching his hand tightly shut and…
Sleep It Off Dr Gears (author) 2019-10-17
It was always disconcerting to dream someone real, no less someone he knew in the waking world. It felt perverse, like voyeurism writ large, a life laid bare and helpless, open and shivering. This…
Splinters Dr Gears (author) 2011-12-06
Communication Intercept: Document recovered leaving the central mailing service at Site 4. Letter appears to have somehow bypassed basic screening services, and was picked up only by the…
Stitches Dr Gears (author) 2010-05-25
It's amazing how death changes a person. That's not to say the person themselves (even though it's safe to say they do undergo a profound change), but who they are to you, and how they stand in your…
Swimmer Dr Gears (author) 2010-01-18
The water was cool, if a bit murky. The lake was the color of tea, owing to its past as a logging route. Great banks of long tree trunks would bob and sink, staining the lake. At least, that's what…
The King Is Dead Dr Gears (author) 2010-05-13
“…Please be seated. Let's get to business, I know you are all busy, and I appreciate all of you taking time out…” “Cut it, Three.” “…Very well. I think we all know the issue at hand. What with the…
The King of Coins, in The Cups Dr Gears (author) 2017-04-14
Patrick slipped through the streets of London like a forgotten memory. Young, handsome, and free (for the moment) of both limb and responsibility, he strolled the evening-lit byways of the city with…
The Lockdown - Introduction Dr Gears (author) 2009-02-20
Agent Greenwell was by no means afraid, only strongly wishing to be elsewhere. As he ran, quickly avoiding small chunks of rubble and broken machinery, his thoughts remained more on the past than…
The Vault Dr Gears (author) 2010-01-18
The door was heavy, and old, but still strong.  It sealed the passage tight, blocking even light from around its edges.  The hall was claustrophobic, and in near total darkness but for the dim,…
The Young Man Dr Gears (author) 2013-05-15
Nobody could like Corporal Lawrence. That's not to say that nobody tried, or that he was somehow unfriendly, merely that he was one of those few that seemed to be “wired” differently. However, in…
Thy Will Be Done Dr Gears (author) 2009-05-18
The two men quickly walked down the hall, pushing the small cloth-covered cart in front of them. A sudden door slam far behind them made the older man cry out, to be quickly stifled by the younger…
Transcript Found On Storage Level B 8 Dr Gears (author) 2011-09-11
“There, it's on.” “Alright, settle please, settle. Ladies and gentlemen, I call this meeting to order. There are no new faces, so I will forgo introductions and proceed directly to business.” “All…
Treats Dr Gears (author) 2012-10-28
I would like to here again state that 106 is not, as is commonly believed, a basic predator, on par with an advanced shark. SCP-106 is a sentient being, albeit a totally alien one. SCP-106 appears…
Work Journal 2 Dr Gears (author) 2012-01-01
Day 45 It's so strange, at times. Sitting where my father once sat, working at the same battered, second-hand desk, sifting through the notes black with his nearly indecipherable scrawl. He always…
Work Journal 2 Cont Dr Gears (author) 2012-01-02
Day 52 Very…unsettling developments. Dad's notes kept referring to “Unit 14” in reference to collected materials and documentation. He'd go on about something, more often than not what he came to…
Work Journal 3 Dr Gears (author) 2012-03-25
Day 56 Stressful few days. To say the least. I've had to sleep in the car for the last couple days. I'm apparently wanted for questioning in an arson case. Go fucking figure. Saw my face on the news…
10. Mr. Mission Dr Gerald (author) 2011-09-23
The time: Midnight. The place: One of the more shadier of the establishments the city had to offer. The person: Myself, of course. For the better part of an hour I sat there, taking the occasional…
Father Of Lies Dr Gerald (author) 2010-04-07
Agent Jason Suthers woke with a start, thinking that the only way he could feel this way would be if his face were on fire. From what he could tell, his head was covered in heavy bandages and he…
Interview C Dr Gerald (author) 2009-05-05
Interviewed: Agent Thompson. Interviewer: Dr. Sylvius Forward: Post-incident interview with the only survivor of the anomalous SCP-C Blizzard. <Begin Log> Dr. Sylvius: Okay, let's begin. Tell me,…
Wasteland Dr Gerald (author) 2010-02-02
Gareth poked his head over the rocks, peering across the blasted landscape. It was a particularly hot day, the sun's rays bouncing off the endless gray of the wasteland, nothing but the occasional…
I hope you get back to me soon Dr Hysteria (author) 2014-11-23
FINAL MESSAGE SENT: 163 YEARS AGO                                                                                                                             SCP FOUNDATION STANDARD COMPUTER…
The Cheese is a Lie Dr Jaren (author) 2018-11-16
The two doctors ran around their experiment, taking close note of every detail. One was was writing frantically on his clipboard while the other was watching everything with a look of fierce…
Good Morning, World Dr Jonesy (author) 2013-01-24
Good morning, world. I open my eyes to the sight of the sun streaming in through my window. I smile. There’s nothing quite like waking up to the sun warming your face. Especially after having not…
Duke 'till Dawn Dr Kondraki (author) 2009-02-19
Foreword by O5-2: On █-██-████, an investigation was launched into the continued viability of SCP-083. Several factors were taken into account, such as the relative danger involved in sustained…
Taking out the Trash Dr Kondraki (author) 2009-01-06
What a day. And what a way to end it too. Another day, another big pile of waste generated by the vast, churning machine that was the faculty and staff of Site 17. Every bit of detritus the place…
Unknown Log File Dr Kondraki (author) 2009-03-20
Special Containment Center 23 Terminal Welcome, please enter user ID. >ethaum Please enter password. > Password Accepted… . Loading… . Clearance validated… . Welcome, Commander Thaum….
bsia-djinn-tonic Dr Lekter (author) 2019-11-01
Info Title: La Charte Author: DrGemini Date Published: 15/05/2017 Translator: Dr Lekter Special Thanks: Avelon21 and Dr Lake for proofreading Common…
Bed, Breakfast, Plague Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-03
"Good morning, up and about, rise and shine, blah blah blah!" Priscilla Locke got up at seven AM, sharp, Somalia time, thanks to the loud shouting that emanated from the walls, straight into her…
Breaking It All Down On Me Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-07
The creature that no longer resembled a Hippo and Enrico Momio's soul watched silently as both Locke sisters went away. And took the thing away with them. "The bloody hell was that," Enrico said. He…
Breaking It Down For Me Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-02
Frank felt just a bit claustrophobic. The darkroom was, appropriately enough, a tiny, dark, hot and incredibly moist hellhole with an actual hole in the middle, which was enough for anyone to be a…
Cubes On A Slope Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-02
The expanse behind the hospital's hill was filled with people. Priscilla allowed her escort to guide her again between the tents that housed them that last night. People were preparing their move to…
Greenery Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-04
"So, you work for the Bigger Man?" The Momio brothers, Enrico and Martino, were a couple of tall, dark, handsome men with a knack for satire and a disagreeable nature, or at least they used to have…
Manna Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-14
Manna. Manna the power, manna the food, manna the drink, manna the entity and Manna the Entity, manna the authority, manna the respect, manna in the far past, Manna the person. Manna. Who…
Mission Statement Dr Reach (author) 2014-11-22
The alarm sounds its gentle, delicate electro-waltz. It does not wake me up; I have been awake for almost two hours now. Dreams are not safe anymore. I stand up, knowing I cannot fool the kind…
Over The Bonfire Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-04
Priscilla felt lost. Not literally lost, not anymore, of course; now she walked, loaded with the bundle she would not entrust to anyone else inside her backpack, by the side of the massive Security…
Sidelines' Sarabande Dr Reach (author) 2015-01-01
They needed to hitch a ride… At first, like most in the Area-08-B Engineering Sector, Doctor Richard Barnard paid close attention to the thunderous speakers. They usually broadcast the firm yet…
Who Are You? Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-01
Priscilla Locke was a tall, willowy woman, perhaps in her early thirties. Her gruff, detached expression remained shielded after a pair of sharp shades. Her movements as she left the black van were…
Who We Are Dr Reach (author) 2014-06-30
"There is no way you are drinking that." "Oh, but somebody has to." "You are just trying to spook me, aren't you? Tell me you are trying to spook me." "I don't think he is trying to spoo-ook you,…
A Normal, Daily Routine Dr Samuel Harsen (author) 2018-02-18
“Start it up.” As David McConnell woke up his head surged. The feeling surprised him at first because, unlike the usual migraine he would get in the morning, this made him feel woozy enough to…
Gears Is Totally Not A Robot Guys Dr Solo (author) 2016-04-01
The following is an O5's (adult?) tale “No I’m telling you, there’s no fuckin’ way we’d have a goddamn robot in upper management.” “But a fucking dog is perfectly acceptable to you?” “That’s…
Shadow of a Doubt Dr Yucatan (author) 2014-04-11
Technician Palmer yawned. It was 0520, only 40 minutes until the end of his 6-hour shift. A shift spent in Monitoring Station Delta of Foundation Area-12, a shift that consisted of keeping watch…
Message of the Relic Dr_Adams (author) 2011-04-29
SCP-███ Observation Log Forward: A total of ██ transcriptions have been made from SCP-███. Each has resulted in similar narratives in the subject's native language, using vocabulary appropriate for…
The Omega-7 and The Bench of Shame Dr_Aloe (author) 2019-06-25
Despite all the strange, dangerous, and downright ridiculous things that Omega-7 dealt with on a near daily basis, hearing the words "team building exercise" out of Able's mouth had to be one of the…
A Foreign Exchange DrAkimoto (author) 2019-10-27
Info "A Foreign Exchange" by: DrAkimoto ~DrAkimoto's Author Page~ I'm going to be late. I exit the subway onto the busy streets of Kyoto. Taking a…
A Walk Along The Riverside DrAnnoyingDog (author) 2018-08-31
It was a cool March evening as Alexei sat upon the bank of a river, staring into its depths. He reached in, scooping some of the murky liquid in his cupped hand. It still surprised him to see…
Bronze DrBerggren (author) 2013-08-19
There was a cataclysmic reshuffling of the deck. Something very far away had been broken, first on that most basal of structural scales — the atomic nucleus — and then on a much more macroscopic and…
Doublehorses DrBerggren (author) 2013-02-13
Dr. Jacobs stood at the head of the boardroom, advancing through a slideshow as he gave his presentation. Projected on the screen was a photograph of a somewhat ill-maintained livery stable bordered…
Little Ones DrBerggren (author) 2013-05-02
The room's dark. Oh, I'm sure there's some light on in here, some brief glint of afternoon sun through the cellar window or some long-gone child's twinkling discarded toy. But for me, the room's…
The Coming Nightmare DrBleep (author) 2017-04-28
The Coming Nightmare | Before the Nightmare | A Nightmare on 234 Street | Spiraling Night Terror | The Revealing Dream August 5th, 2015. 02:02:34 A.M. Down hallway F, and back around A. Same…
The Seas of Orcadia Part 1: How I Met Your Mither DrBleep (author) 2017-08-08
Long ago, in the days before the Knoggelvi, when Teran still slept beneath the waves, and the old gods waged their wars in the Great Southern Basin; life for the Finnfolk was a simple one. A…
Every Last Drop DrCaroll (author) 2018-06-10
It felt like it'd been raining for ages. The beginning of my summer had practically been completely ruined because of the constant pitter-patter on the window panes. I will say that it has indeed…
The Light Will Attract the Darkest of Creatures DrCaroll (author) 2018-10-02
Dr. Caroll pulled into the house's driveway dressed as none other than James Gatz. His younger brother's house was a large house, one with every inch covered in colorful, spooky decor. Plastic arms…
A Circus Come To Not DrChandra (author) 2018-05-01
« Let's Get This Show On The Road!| Dread & Circuses Hub | Undead, Insane and Fully Loaded » “Pius, how do you keep getting us into these messes?” Eugene asked as he lurched over the side of the…
A Fellow Scholar DrChandra (author) 2018-12-23
Elewynn crouched upon the uppermost balcony of the Titania Spire of Fata Morgana, her bare feet clutching the smooth white stonework. Beneath her was the Fairy City, silver as moonlight and…
A Foul Storm in a Fair Land DrChandra (author) 2018-02-19
It wasn’t supposed to storm in Hy-Brasil. Hy-Brasil was a fairy country, a country of eternal spring. When it did rain, it was warm and gentle and the fair folk would joyously dance skyclad in it….
A Little Lollipop DrChandra (author) 2019-10-08
Doctor Isabel Helga Anastasia Parvati Wondertainment V stared at a stick. It was, technically speaking, a magic stick, but there are some things so dully mundane that just slapping the descriptor…
A Pound Of Flesh, A Piece Of Meat DrChandra (author) 2018-08-01
Carter shrieked as he was pushed through the door of the antique elevator, through a Way into the lobby of Darke’s sanctum. He threw out his hands to break his fall against the pale marble floor….
A Real Humdinger DrChandra (author) 2017-12-03
« Upside-Down Cake | Dread & Circuses Hub | Former Assets » Tom screamed as he was swallowed up by the Darkness. The Darkness was absolute, utterly devoid of so much as a single photon of light….
A Scip Or A Star? DrChandra (author) 2017-11-12
« So They Called Him Darke | Dread & Circuses Hub | Dark And Disquieting » Tears streaming down her face, and her heart throbbing in her ears, Lexi raced down the darkened alleys, pushing her…
A Vale of Tears DrChandra (author) 2018-06-05
« Undead, Insane and Fully Loaded | Dread & Circuses Hub | My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels » “This city is enormous,” Victor remarked as he stared out the 303rd story window. The adjacent…
And The World Felt Like Nothing, Amen DrChandra (author) 2019-08-10
The bionic hand of Iris Dark was an impressive piece of anomalous hardware. Outwardly, it resembled a dark purple gauntlet of exquisite craftsmanship. It connected at the elbow where the original…
Cater Duty DrChandra (author) 2018-08-31
"Delivery, Spicy Crust Pizzeria!" Tyrone said as he pounded on the home's front door. He didn't usually do deliveries, but their regular driver had called in sick. If it had been up to Tyrone, he…
City of Wonder™ DrChandra (author) 2018-02-14
« Dark and Disquieting | Dread & Circuses Hub | The Sea Slug and the Showman » Icky and Lolly screamed in delight as the Frite Lite Roller Coaster zoomed along its twisted path through Wonder…
Clown Breeding 101 with Prof. Richard C. Normus DrChandra (author) 2017-05-19
« Herman Fuller Can Shove It Up His Ass | Dread & Circuses Hub | Icky & Ichabod » "Jesus Christ, look at the lot’a’ya. I’ve seen some pretty fucked up freaks in my day but you cocksuckers take the…
Crunch Is A Beautiful Sound DrChandra (author) 2017-06-10
So, the D-classes messed up Crunchy’s bi-weekly cleaning, again. Oh and by Crunchy I mean 173. I never really cared for the nickname ‘The Sculpture’. I think Crunchy captures his essence much more…
Dark and Disquieting DrChandra (author) 2017-12-19
« A Scip Or A Star? | Dread & Circuses Hub | City of Wonder™ » “And last but certainly not least on your VIP tour is the Kaleidoscope!” Lolly announced as she led Victor and Iris into the final…
Dread & Circuses Jumps The Shark DrChandra (author) 2019-04-01
« More of Fuller's Crap | Dread & Circuses Hub | Not My Circus Not My Monkeys » Victor gazed up at the steely blue sky, its subtly unfamiliar hue serving as a grim reminder that he stood on an…
Excerpts From "How To Survive When Reality Doesn't", by Alto Clef DrChandra (author) 2018-08-23
So do I just start speaking or – Oh yeah, I see the text on the screen. Delete last sentence. Crap. Okay, I’ll just dictate now and edit it later. Aloha Foundation Staff, new and old alike. To…
Fit For A King DrChandra (author) 2018-12-02
Dr. Ritter waited patiently in quiet, thinly-veiled disgust as His Imperial Majesty Emperor Maximillian the Great greedily shovelled his meal down his cavernous gullet. Dr. Ritter had secretly…
Former Assets DrChandra (author) 2017-03-05
« A Real Humdinger | Dread & Circuses Hub | Fuller Than Full! » “You’re not afraid of clowns, are you?” When Victor had been interviewed for a sales rep with MC&D, they had asked him a lot of…
Freaks, Friends and Fiends DrChandra (author) 2018-03-22
« The Sea Slug and the Showman | Dread & Circuses Hub | Let’s Get this Show on the Road! » “Okay, one more time; what’s the difference between magic and alchemy?” Victor asked as he examined the…
Freaky Commodities II: Freak Harder DrChandra (author) 2017-09-02
« She Remembered Me | Dread & Circuses Hub | There Are No Strings On Me » “So, here we are again,” the Man with the Upside-down Face said as the elevator doors slid shut. “You know, when Burgess…
Free Consultation DrChandra (author) 2018-11-23
DarkEnergy MobileOS 3.1 Ms Dark, you have a new text message from: 1-800-iam-dado hello is this the lady darkness that makes the excellent anomatronics? Warning: Memetic Hazard Detected! …
Fuller & The Factory Funtime Facility, Act I: Industrial Arts DrChandra (author) 2018-10-01
October 17th, 1974 “And the sign flashed out its warning In the words that it was forming And the sign said the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls And tenement halls…
Fuller & The Factory Funtime Facility, Act II: Industrial Espionage DrChandra (author) 2018-10-11
It was just a little after midday, not that anyone would know it. The smoke from The Factory Funtime Facility was already so thick it obscured the sun. Though the jagged smokestacks were…
Fuller & The Factory Funtime Facility, Act III: Industrial Sabotage DrChandra (author) 2018-10-21
The elevator came to a gentle stop, its doors sliding open with a pleasant chime. The room it opened to wasn’t so much an office as a control center. Banks of bronze, mechatronic computers lined…
Fuller & The Factory Funtime Facility, Finale: Industrial Accidents DrChandra (author) 2018-10-31
Veronica stared in wide-eyed terror at the gremlin mere inches in front of her, its reeking yellow fangs bared in a menacing display, ready to bite her face off in an instant if it was displeased….
Fuller Than Full! DrChandra (author) 2017-04-11
« Former Assets |Dread & Circuses Hub | Fuller's Fantastic Fun-Lover's Funhouse » “Ladies and Gentlmen, let’s have another big round of applause for Bubble Gum, the tipsy elephant. Try not to feel…
Fuller's Fantastic Fun-Lover's Funhouse DrChandra (author) 2017-06-03
« Fuller Than Full! | Dread & Circuses Hub | Your Call Is Important To Us » Having been sitting up front, Victor was one of the last to exit the Big Top after the afternoon show had concluded. He…
Habil and Qabil DrChandra (author) 2017-12-26
Surveillance Report Mu-4, 26/12/2017: During routine online investigation for anomalous content, our dark web crawler (EmoSpiderMan.aic) discovered a web series entitled "Habil and Qabil" which…
Herman Fuller Can Shove It Up His Ass DrChandra (author) 2018-01-07
| Dread & Circuses Hub | Clown Breeding 101 with Prof. Richard C Normus » SLOTH'S PIT, 1970 The Bottomless Pit wasn’t Jeffrey Hubble's usual watering hole. Its clientele was mostly…
How Is Your Name? DrChandra (author) 2019-08-01
The Investor moved through the halls of The Factory as if he was a part of it. Each lunging step was stilted, almost forced, like the turning of a rusted cog. The Rust - the horrible, alchemical…
Icky & Ichabod DrChandra (author) 2019-04-19
« Clown Breeding 101… | Dread & Circuses Hub | Upside-Down Cake » Suburbs of Salem, Oregon. 1988 It was raining, but only gently, the sound of it falling on her umbrella no more…
Masks, Monsters, & Merchants DrChandra (author) 2019-10-31
Site-19 was not an easy place to break in to. Sneaking past the hyperspectral surveillance or electrified rigid mesh fence of the outer perimeter was almost inconceivable, and just charging it was…
Micky D's DrChandra (author) 2018-02-02
“Iris!” Carter hollered from the hallway outside. Iris sighed slightly at the sound of the senior partner's petulant tone. Iris Dark and Ruprecht Carter had never much cared for one another, but as…
More of Fuller's Crap DrChandra (author) 2019-02-17
« The Apple Doesn't Fall Far | Dread & Circuses Hub | Dread & Circuses Jumps The Shark » “The Party Poopers called. They want their poop back.” Icky held the phone by her ear for a few seconds in…
My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels DrChandra (author) 2018-07-13
« A Vale Of Tears | Dread & Circuses Hub | Oh, I Wouldn't Worry About Flaky-Os » “Now keep your eyes covered, no peeking,” Lolly said as she led a blind Icky through the Circus grounds towards…
New Job DrChandra (author) 2016-06-08
FOUNDATION TERMINAL ONLINE. PLEASE ENTER LOGIN INFORMATION AND PASSWORD. pcs.noitadnuof|doowgnillocyzzi#pcs.noitadnuof|doowgnillocyzzi | alonebeneathaweepingwillow HELLO DR. COLLINGWOOD. YOU HAVE…
Not My Circus Not My Monkeys DrChandra (author) 2019-06-29
« Dread & Circuses Jumps The Shark | Dread & Circuses Hub | How Is Your Name? » Icky, Manny and Lolly were gathered around Gary Gorham's phone box, each of them growing a little more impatient…
Oh, I Wouldn't Worry About Flaky-Os DrChandra (author) 2018-10-20
« My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels | Dread & Circuses Hub | The Apple Doesn't Fall Far » "Oh my god, this place has cornflakes made from imaginary corn!" Lolly said as she excitedly read the menu…
Over(thinking) the Rainbow DrChandra (author) 2018-06-13
After decades of service, there wasn’t much that could faze Dr. Gears anymore. He had adapted to his career as a Foundation researcher by becoming unusually stoic, to the point that many of his…
Picture Perfect DrChandra (author) 2018-11-01
"What do you think boys? Is she a beauty or what?" The gathered senior researchers looked on in a mixture of shock and dismay at what Clef had hung on his office wall; a framed four-foot by…
She Remembered Me DrChandra (author) 2017-08-04
« Your Call Is Important To Us | Dread & Circuses Hub | Freaky Commodities II ~ Freak Harder » “But I also dreamt which charmed me most That you loved me still the same That you loved me You loved…
Slice of Life DrChandra (author) 2018-08-12
“Hello, and welcome to Spicy Crust Pizzeria. How can I help you to… oh shit.” Tyrone, formerly D-23545, was rendered speechless by the sight of the ageing, ragged man standing across the counter…
So They Called Him Darke DrChandra (author) 2017-10-18
« There Are No Strings On Me | Dread & Circuses Hub | A Scip Or A Star? » “Grandsire?” Iris Dark called as she stepped through the Way from the London Office into Percival Darke’s private sanctum….
Sweet Dreams Are Made Of These DrChandra (author) 2019-01-08
Though many who worked with Iris may have assumed she’d have an ‘I’ll sleep when I’m dead’ mentality, she actually had fairly decent sleep hygiene, much preferring the productivity of restfulness to…
Text Message in a Bottle DrChandra (author) 2018-05-23
DarkEnergy MobileOS 3.1 Ms Dark, you currently have unread text messages from: HYPERMANIC CLOWN GIRL (CotD) Today, 19:30 IRIS! IRIS! IRIS, DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED AT THE…
The Sea Slug and the Showman DrChandra (author) 2018-03-05
« City of Wonder™ | Dread & Circuses Hub | Freaks, Friends and Fiends » “Why are all the halls robin-egg blue in this place?” Spratz asked as he and his siblings were rolled down the halls of…
The Warrior And The... Clown? DrChandra (author) 2018-04-01
All of Site 25b was flooded with seawater, polluted by lifeless bodies, all of its personnel lost in a desperate attempt to keep SCP-076-2 from breaching containment. Their sacrifice was for nought…
There Are No Strings On Me DrChandra (author) 2017-10-01
« Freaky Commodities II ~ Freak Harder | Dread & Circuses Hub | So They Called Him Darke » “Now remember, you can’t drink this stuff. Just soak a rag in it, wring it back out into the bottle, and…
Undead, Insane and Fully Loaded DrChandra (author) 2018-05-16
« A Circus Come To Not | Dread & Circuses Hub | A Vale of Tears » “Now we take both long balloons, tie them together like so, and… tada!” Lolly proudly presented the balloon butterfly to the…
Updated Amnestics Guide DrChandra (author) 2018-04-09
Proposal for the Classification of Synthetic, Non-Anomalous Amnestic Agents Foreword Both the Foundation and its predecessor organizations have relied on memory affecting agents in order to…
Upside-Down Cake DrChandra (author) 2017-11-02
« Icky & Ichabod | Dread & Circuses Hub | A Real Humdinger » “So how about this: we set it up like it’s a normal daredevil routine, with a guy on a motorcycle jumping over an audience member, and…
Utter Depravity DrChandra (author) 2018-02-17
The Utterly Bazaar was a very cliche location for a murder. With its foggy haze, cobblestone buildings and spectral flames that vaguely resembled gaslights, one could easily imagine Jack the Ripper…
Wait, Did You Mean The Movie Or Pulp Magazines? DrChandra (author) 2019-03-12
In the dimming twilight of Baby Bone Wood, The Hook-Handed Man lumbered with a complete lack of grace, his right foot practically dragging behind him with a heavy limp. Though his groans were loud…
We're All Mad Here DrChandra (author) 2019-05-16
“So, how are you liking London?” Iris and Brainy made for an odd contrast, sitting across from one another in her silvery white office. Her face was free of make-up, and his was painted up like a…
Your Call Is Important To Us DrChandra (author) 2017-07-01
« Fuller's Fantastic Fun-lover's Funhouse | Dread & Circuses Hub | She Remembered Me » “No ma’am, thank you for calling. You have a disquieting day now. Bye bye,” Gary said, ending the…
"Assessment" DrClef (author) 2014-01-11
"It's far too early to put Team Sparkplug back in the field." D.C. al Fine, the Undersecretary-General of the Global Occult Coalition, stood in an expanse of empty blackness, surrounded by one…
"AWTOK" DrClef (author) 2014-01-17
"… lately," Jenny said, "I've been feeling a lot more dragonish." The other nine people sitting around the circle nodded and made sympathetic noises, as Agent Griggs suppressed a groan. "I've been…
"Come into my Parlor" DrClef (author) 2014-02-11
"… and I'll be seeing you all next week. Please read chapters three and four before you come back on Tuesday. Class is dismissed. Miss Fang, could I see you for a moment before you go?" Ara Fang…
"Diplomacy" DrClef (author) 2014-02-24
"It's good to see you again, your majesty," Chris said, as he took a seat on the camp chair and gratefully accepted a cup of water from a raccoon in a green wool tunic. "Thou speakest with a forked…
"Farpoint" DrClef (author) 2014-01-15
"You nervous?" Jericho asked. "A bit," Callahan admitted. "After all, this is gonna be a long trip." "Don't worry about it so much," Jericho said. "It's going to be a lonely, exhausting, and…
"Joint Venture" DrClef (author) 2014-01-28
"This is a really dumb idea," Skunkboy muttered. He shifted his weight on the chameleon-cloth pad he'd been laying on for the past thirty-six hours. He was pretty sure he was developing some sores…
"Scramble Order" DrClef (author) 2015-03-25
Skunkboy knocked on the apartment door. There was no response. He knocked on the door again. Still no response. He very carefully stepped to one side of the door and pressed his ear against the…
"Sometimes You Get the Bear. . ." DrClef (author) 2011-11-01
The twelve members of MTF Rho-Niner ("Theisman's Leg") moved up the hill in smooth, catlike motions, their dark grey camouflage uniforms blending in perfectly with the night, their faces hidden…
"Special Observer" DrClef (author) 2014-01-11
"It's the same old story that it's always been," Dr. Elaine Wicks said. "The farmers and ranchers keep slashing and burning their way into the forest. When they encounter the local tribes, they…
"Strike" DrClef (author) 2014-01-11
"Heads up, Bull," Skunkboy whispered into his comms. "They're back." Agent Bullfrog of Assessment Team 735 "Sparkplug" lifted his head to look through his binoculars at the Chaos Insurgency camp…
"Tempering" DrClef (author) 2014-02-06
Spider had been walking up the mountain trail for a good half hour, and her feet were starting to hurt. It didn't help that she was carrying a heavy backpack: she'd done long ruck marches in…
"Trauma" DrClef (author) 2014-02-05
Zero 1 2 3 4 5 6 Breach "… and then, fifteen minutes later, the Strike Team breached and entered," Bullfrog concluded. "And that was that." "Was it?" the woman in the blue sweater asked. The…
"UHEC" DrClef (author) 2015-03-23
The sign outside the room was stolen from a construction site. It looked like this: Inside the room, Special Agent Lynisha Taylor (United Nations Global Occult Coalition, PHYSICS Division, Strike…
"Vigil" DrClef (author) 2014-02-06
"The Coalition Memorial consists of three underground facilities. The first is the outer museum, in which a number of relics and memorabilia important to the Coalition are preserved and displayed….
. . . the best and the wisest man whom I have ever known. DrClef (author) 2010-03-12
A possible future… Jack Bright pushed his way past the holo-sign reading "Closed to Visitors" and made his way up the polished carbonate stairs to the monorail. There was a single car waiting for…
085-Romance-Adult DrClef (author) 2008-12-10
Story Application: "085, A Romance in 2.5 Dimensions" Chapter 1: "Sierra Nevadas" Her cadmium yellow #5 hair cascades down over her shoulders as she sits down in the corner of the canvas, looking up…
A Working Lunch DrClef (author) 2011-10-21
"Wait in the car. I've got this one," Harken said. Kramer fixed him with a cold, hard gaze from her oscilloscope-green eyes. "I can't back you up from out here," she said. "If I need your brand of…
Agent Ukelele DrClef (author) 2008-12-05
{Note: This document was retrieved during a raid on a known Global Occult Coalition safehouse by Task Force Omega-7, "Pandora's Box." Sections of this document were damaged in the firefight and…
Attacking The Darkness Dr Gears (author)
DrClef (author)
2012-01-04
Belfast, Ireland The GOC surveillance team who used the flat as a staging area had been stationed there for four weeks, doing an assessment of a Known Threat Entity in the area: a young man with…
Ball Gags and Scrambled Eggs LurkD (author)
DrClef (author)
2016-04-17
It was midnight when they dragged Dietrich and Bridge out of their beds, pinning them down before they had a chance to react. Filthy rubber ball gags were thrust into their mouths, followed shortly…
Chowderclef DrClef (author) 2009-09-29
Darkness loomed over the streets of Night City, the shadows casting long shadows over the cracked asphalt pavement, the city's dark darkness lurking deep within its shriveled black hearts, as black…
Clean Sweep DrClef (author) 2011-09-20
Dr. Gears typed in a last sentence, clicked the "Send" button, then leaned back in his chair and allowed himself to feel a small amount of satisfaction at a job well done. Smoothing over the "blue…
Contingency DrClef (author) 2015-03-26
"You want me to go back into the field?" "We need you to go back into the field. This is not a request. This is an order," the woman in the mint-green pantsuit said. Dr. Alto Clef, (also known as…
Da Capo al Fine DrClef (author) 2013-02-04
On her fifth birthday, Sigurrós Stefánsdóttir looked down at the cake that her foster mother had baked for her and wished that her real parents had never died. She blinked her eyes and found herself…
Discovered Attack Dr Gears (author)
DrClef (author)
2011-11-08
The box had arrived in Site 17, and been accepted as an object worthy of containment. Its sender had been correct that it could not be opened from the outside, at least, not by them. Nor could they…
Don't Worry About It DrClef (author) 2012-10-30
If you don't know what this is, don't worry about it. Part 1: The First Hi, everybody, my name is Margaret Sawyer-Sheen, and I'm a doctor with the SCP Foundation! This si the story of how I fell in…
Excerpts from PHYSICS Division Field Manual 13: Special Circumstances, Humanoid Threat Entities DrClef (author) 2014-01-11
Type Green: Reality Bender Type Gray: Post-Mortem Reanimation Type Red: Regenerator Type Yellow: Shapeshifter Introduction Reality Benders (Type Greens) have a certain mystique among GOC…
Excerpts from PHYSICS Division Field Manual 1: Operative's Handbook DrClef (author) 2014-01-11
Chapter One: Introduction Chapter Two: Preparation Section Missing Chapter Six: Response Levels Preface We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it…
Excerpts from PHYSICS Division Field Manual 2: Equipment and Gear DrClef (author) 2014-01-11
Home Technology Black Suit Grey Suit White Suit Orange Suit Blue Suit VERITAS INSERT QUARTERMASTER DIVISION LOGO HERE Overview Whenever possible, PHYSICS Division makes use of…
Excerpts from PHYSICS Division Threat Entity Database DrClef (author) 2014-01-11
Introduction Common Codewords KTE: Known Threat Entity UTE: Unknown Threat Entity PTE: Potential Threat Entity LTE: Liquidated Threat Entity Other Introduction The Global Occult Coalition…
Game Day Phase 2: ". . . And Then I Saw The Light" DrClef (author) 2011-10-19
"What am I even doing here?" Sol muttered, watching the man in the wolf suit walk by. "I don't have anything in common with these people." "These people happen to be our most faithful customers,…
Girls' Night Out: Dressing Up DrClef (author) 2015-04-03
Breakfast arrived at 0700 every day. Iris tried to make sure that she was showered, her bed was made, and her quarters were clean and neat by then. Not that she particularly cared what the…
Girls' Night Out: Getting Drunk DrClef (author) 2015-04-06
"All right," Adams said, marching back and forth with the military bearing of a General addressing his troops. "The name of the game tonight is 'Bar Crawl.' Five bars. Five bartenders. You copy?" "……
Girls' Night Out: Raising Hell DrClef (author) 2015-04-09
Spider knew that she was in deep shit when the tall woman accompanying KTE-11971-Green Ember walked straight up to her and tried to buy her a drink. It was supposed to just be a girls' night out….
Incident 239-B - Clef-Kondraki Dr Kondraki (author)
DrClef (author)
2008-11-04
Re: Internal Affairs Incident between Drs. "Alto" Clef and ████████ Kondraki, ██-██-████. This report is CLOSED. Any further edits must be approved by an O-5 level authority, except for basic…
Incident Zero - Part 1 DrClef (author) 2016-04-15
The call, like many of the worst things in life, came at 1 in the morning. Adrian groaned and rolled over in bed, reluctantly separating himself from Beats's warmth and softness and scent. One hand…
Incident Zero - Part 2 DrClef (author) 2016-04-23
"Adrian? Adrian!?" Adrian Andrews's eyes shot open. Beatrix was leaning over him, a worried expression on her face. His jaw hurt and his teeth tasted like pennies. He sat up slowly, groaning as the…
Incident Zero - Part 3 DrClef (author) 2017-01-23
General Bowe's paternal great-grandfather had died at Gettysburg under the command of General Armstead during Pickett's famous doomed charge. He had been one of the brave Confederate soldiers to…
Incident Zero - Part 4 DrClef (author) 2017-05-13
And as this happened, in another site, a woman gasped as she collapsed to the floor. Her arms and legs rapidly withered into nothingness as her skin hardened into stone. Despite her desperate…
Incident Zero - Part 5 DrClef (author) 2017-05-13
… and Cain stepped aside, head bowed respectfully. Able passed under the gates of pearl and fire and entered the chamber of the Bloom. His dead eyes beheld the text inscribed upon The Bloom in runes…
Interlude - Excerpt From An Auction Catalog - Marshall Carter And Dark, 2012 DrClef (author) 2013-01-25
ANIMATED CONCRETE STATUE Lot #: 50621-173 ANIMATED CONCRETE STATUE Minimum Bid: $20,000,000 This lovely objet d'art was constructed in 1987 by an anonymous artist out of concrete and rebar. It…
Items from a Global Occult Coalition Document Bag DrClef (author) 2013-01-27
LTE-3503-Silver KTE-1027-Grey Field Operative SK-107 Threat ID: LTE-3503-Silver ("Vector") Authorized Response Level: N/A (Confirmed Destroyed, File Archived) Description: Subject was a human…
Mementos DrClef (author) 2015-04-20
It was a simple, plain-looking door with the words "Archival Storage" on a faded plastic plate next to it. Some wag had put up a hand-written sign reading "FreeBay" underneath it, aping the logo of…
Name, Rank, Serial Number DrClef (author) 2010-03-22
"Sergeant Thomas Allenby. Serial number nine four two—" The butt of the revolver cracked against his jaw, hard. Sergeant Allenby laughed bitterly as he spat out a broken tooth onto the packed dirt…
Number One With A Bullet DrClef (author) 2015-04-17
Two Days Prior "You want The Suit?" the dog asked. "Are you sure?" "Adams is going to need it," Clef said, "especially if the Coalition starts stepping up their efforts." Professor Kain Pathos…
Of Multiverses and Dandelion Wine DrClef (author) 2010-02-02
The problem is, one of the first things you do when you make dandelion wine is throw away the flowers. Seventeen minutes. That's how long the world lasts this time. The crucifixes with their…
Operation "Camp Granada" DrClef (author) 2015-05-03
Notice After Action Report Intercepted Email 1 Intercepted Email 2 Intercepted Email 3 ATTENTION The attached document packet is classified: Level 5 by the Overseer Council. Do not…
Personal Log of Agent AA DrClef (author) 2008-10-10
Personal Log of: Agent A█████ A██████, Mobile Task Force Omega-7, "Pandora's Box." Date: October 10, ████ I shoulda taken the blue pill. When Dr. ██████████ told me that he had an opening for a…
Point In Line Dr Gears (author)
DrClef (author)
2011-11-11
“Boom chicka boom, don't you just love it…” The fat man hummed and sang tunelessly, walking around the brightly lit work area. Everywhere else was deeply dark, the humps and points of old factory…
Private Hell DrClef (author) 2013-12-17
It's about the time that Kondraki blows up a bus full of nuns to capture the flying fire-breathing walruses that Dr. Alto Clef has the first suspicion that things are not going as they should be. It…
Rascal One Actual DrClef (author) 2013-01-25
"So, um… this whole Hartle Anomaly thing seems to be heating up. Think they'll send us in?" "Hartle's scientific, not paranormal," Bullfrog said, as he carefully replaced the battery cover on a…
Settling Tabs Dr Gears (author)
DrClef (author)
2012-04-29
“Hello, Eddies Ice Cream, our special-” “Dead men dance.” “W-what? Sir, I think you have-” “ACC 119998256” “…just a moment…” “…” “…I'll patch you through.” “…” “Central Records. Department?”…
Special Assets DrClef (author) 2013-02-01
Saint Helene's Hospital didn't appear on any maps. You couldn't Google it or look it up in the Yellow Pages. The only way to find it was to know that it was there. Extracting himself and his…
Supplemental Report 239-B-192 DrClef (author) 2008-11-24
Interviewed: Dr. A. Clef, SCP number pending. Interviewer: Dr. ████████ Kondraki. Foreword: This interview took place 24 hours after the Site 17 incident. <Begin Log, ██-██-████, ████:██:██>…
Termination_Order DrClef (author) 2008-12-04
TERMINATION ORDER by "Dr. Clef." "Interview Clef-88 commences now. Dr. Gears, interviewer. Dr. Clef, interviewee." "You know who you look like? John Malkovich. You've got the same head and…
Text of a Condolence Letter - Federal Bureau of Investigation, Unusual Incidents Unit DrClef (author) 2013-01-30
[INSERT OFFICIAL FBI LETTERHEAD HERE] Federal Bureau of Investigation United States Department of Justice Washington, DC. [DATE] Dear [RECIPIENT], I am writing to you today to express my great…
The 784 Incident: Part 2: Negotiation DrClef (author) 2009-02-20
Part 1: Contact "When you look into the abyss, the abyss looks back" Looking back, I'm not sure what I thought was going to happen when that crazy bitch showed 784 the photo. If I had to put money…
The 784 Incident: Part 1: Contact DrClef (author) 2009-02-18
Incident 784-1 "… once the D-Class personnel have finished rinsing the outside of the container using fire hoses, a third personnel will approach the container, and then affix the module to the…
The 784 Incident: Part 3: Escalation DrClef (author) 2009-02-24
Part 2: Negotiation "Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't" "Hey, Clef?" "What's up, Draki?" "Not much. Hey, can I borrow your cat for the weekend?" "I guess. Why the hell you'd want to…
The 784 Incident: Part 4: Breach DrClef (author) 2009-03-26
Part 3:Escalation "Until the End of the World" Eighteen Months Ago "All right, next question." "Mmmm?" "Imagine you just won a contest and you have your choice of two prizes." "Is one of them you?"…
The 784 Incident: Part 5: Breaking Point DrClef (author) 2009-04-10
Part 4: Breach "Plausible Deniability" Post-Incident Interview, ██-██-████ Interviewer: And that was when Director Valentine breached containment on SCP-784. Clef: That is correct. Interviewer: And…
The 784 Incident: Part 6: Escape DrClef (author) 2009-04-20
Part 5: Breaking Point "You Can't Go Home Again" Eighteen Months Ago "So, if you'd let me finish my question?" "Mmmm? Sure, sure…" "Okay, here it is. Let's say that you've got a choice of two…
The 784 Incident: Part 7: Conclusion DrClef (author) 2009-04-20
Part 6: Escape "Ever Dance With the Devil in the Pale Moonlight?" "Delta One, in position." "Delta Two, in position." "Delta Three, in position." "Delta Six. Go." Beatrix Maddox sat on the…
The Flesh That Mates DrClef (author) 2016-04-01
Hey, guys, just so you know, this fic is, like, totally not safe for work and probably not safe for life either, so you probably shouldn't read it. Thanks. + show block – hide block My love has…
The Light At The End Of The Tunnel DrClef (author) 2011-10-26
It wasn't working, he realized, as the statuesque woman ran the tip of her finger along the fake incision on his skin and licked the fake blood off with a seductive purr. He sighed, shook his head,…
The Man with Oscilloscope Eyes DrClef (author) 2009-07-23
The smoking ruin of the black Crown Victoria lay on the side of the road, its wheels slowly turning in the air, a massive tree trunk piercing the windshield. The tree had blasted through the safety…
The Real Monsters DrClef (author) 2009-08-07
When I was a little boy, I was afraid of monsters. They always lurked in the dark places where the light didn’t reach. It didn’t matter how many times my father shone a flashlight into the dark…
The World From a Different Angle DrClef (author) 2011-11-15
One Nice Afternoon "Oh, no," Tom groaned, seeing Deb's eyes light up at the familiar-looking pink display window . "I can't handle this. You're on your own, dear." "What's the matter, hun? Scared of…
Third Date DrClef (author) 2018-05-21
"There's a bottle on his penis?" "There's a bottle on his penis," Clef confirmed. The voice on the other end of the line was silent. Then, with a low exasperated sigh, it asked the one question that…
Transcript of a lecture given by Professor ████████████ on Aetheric Energy and Aspect Radiation. DrClef (author) 2014-01-28
"Good afternoon. I hope you had a pleasant lunch. Please be seated, and we will resume with the second portion of this seminar. "The first portion of my lecture covered the three fundamental laws…
Transcript of a lecture given by Professor ████████████ on Applied Thaumatology. DrClef (author) 2014-01-17
"Good evening. Please have a seat. You will find wine, water, bread, and salt at the back of the room, if you require refreshment. Also coffee and donuts and all the rest of that stuff. And go easy…
Transcript of a lecture given by Professor ████████████ on Thaumatic Workings. DrClef (author) 2014-01-29
"I see that my little statement last time got everyone's attention. Let's get into it. "Every thaumatic working, whether it's carried out using eye of newt or a desktop computer, has four…
Transcript of a lecture given by Professor ████████████: Conclusion, Q and A DrClef (author) 2014-01-29
"And we're back for the last session of this seminar. We're almost done. I just have a few more things to say, and then we'll be able to break for the night. "I do want to address one thing that I…
Transcript of Dr. Clef's seminar, "Reality Benders and You: How to Survive When Existence Doesn't." DrClef (author) 2011-09-08
"Afternoon, everyone. Have a seat. Get a cup of coffee and a muffin. Also, a reminder: the Seminar Rooms are a weapons-free zone. Please make sure you've surrendered your weapons at the reception…
Transcript of Incident BL-7 Alpha DrClef (author) 2014-01-11
Sparkplug: Assessment Team 735, comprising three members: Team leader "Bullfrog" (Sparkplug 1), marksman "Fartboy," (Sparkplug 2), driver "Kitten" (Sparkplug 3). Central: Central Command …
Tunneling Between Worlds DrClef (author) 2011-11-01
Re: Dinner? From: ten.srerednaw|yttikssim#ten.srerednaw|yttikssim To: ten.noitandnimeerf|loS#ten.noitandnimeerf|loS I'll be there. Midnight Subject: Dinner? From:…
We Got A Good Thing Here DrClef (author) 2015-05-27
Aleksander knew there was going to be trouble when the woman pulled up to the airport curb in a cherry-red convertible, wearing a low-cut blue dress and a flower-patterned silk scarf. "Aleksander…
What's In A Name? DrClef (author) 2015-03-30
On Monday morning, Dr. Alto Clef (former director of Training and Development, and now the director of Mobile Task Force Lambda-2 ("Dr. Clef's Bisexual Stripper Assassin Squad")) walked into the…
Heartfelt DrConnors (author) 2018-06-09
Release of D-Class Form AE-2600 Name: Samuel Allen Dierks Serial: D-5150 Incarceration Date: 03/23/2004 Induction Date: 02/12/2019 Record: [EXPUNGED] Release Date: 08/05/19 Notes: As agreed to…
Battle For The Minds DrDromeus (author) 2018-09-25
Anoati's Great Adventure, Part 2 Battle For The Minds “So they really sacrificed a virgin every single year?” Sarah, with her back to the van wall, black hair whipping across her orange jumpsuit,…
Ducks, Yucks, And A God DrDromeus (author) 2018-09-04
Anoati's Great Adventure, Part 1 Ducks, Yucks, And A God Anomaly Report The following anomalies are featured in this report: SCP-3416: Polynesian sculpture of a head, endowed with sapience and…
Pizzicato DrDromeus (author) 2018-06-15
The sun rose to mark the start of the new day, its light bleeding out onto the expanse of trees visible from the high-rise window. Slowly, the light inched its way across the landscape until it…
the-night-of-all-the-skeletons DrDromeus (author) 2018-10-30
“You gotta be kidding me.” It was late. Foundation Janitor Dan Manuel absentmindedly listened to the arguing labcoats in the room to his left, swishing his mop nonchalantly. “Geez, I’m really sorry….
7. Mr. ███████████ DrEverettMann (author) 2011-09-20
Ah yes. Yes, I think I am the one you've come to see. I've been expecting you, to be honest. Oh, please. Don't sit there. I'll come along quietly, but you must… Well, anyway, please don't make any…
Ask Doctor Mann DrEverettMann (author) 2010-11-09
Welcome to Ask Doctor Mann, where I will be answering any questions that you, the reading public, have for me. If you have questions you'd like answered, please submit them via the discussion page….
Back Alley Deals DrEverettMann (author) 2015-05-04
Anderson Massey suppressed a shudder as he stepped through the doorway. On the other (the proper) side of the door, it was an elegant Georgian style paneled door with an elegant entablature. On this…
Be a Dali and Help a Mann Out, or The Lamentable State of Modern Art DrEverettMann (author) 2014-02-13
When he was first partnered with Dr. Mann, Lament was handed a remote. As he was partnered to the doctor, so it was partnered to a small explosive implanted in the doctor's chest without his…
Christmas DrEverettMann (author) 2011-12-26
I always have grand plans that few people help me on. I'm just gullible that way. This time, it was 100 word stories for Christmas, a la Gaiman's "Nicholas Was…" I normally send one out in my…
Command Performance DrEverettMann (author) 2012-02-17
Fuck! Mother fucking… Open fire! Open fire! Shit! It's still coming. Don't shoot it in the head. I… Kimura! Fuck! Shoot the legs! Shoot the fucking legs! Shin, get the blast doors! Pull back, you…
Deranged Ditties DrEverettMann (author) 2012-04-01
Jack "PoorYoric" Duckins walked past the containment cell of SCP-Eleventy-Six, nodded to the empty air, and continued on his way. Precisely three-point-four seconds later, he zipped back, his eyes…
Factory-Finding Mission DrEverettMann (author) 2012-07-31
"So there I was, in a power plant what was about to explode, surrounded by the enemy." An idle thought; it's how Max would have started the story, if he'd survived. He'd have come up with some…
Five Questions DrEverettMann (author) 2013-02-26
Contest has ended! The winners are bolded below! Five Questions Contest Theme: Answers So, now that the New Years Contest is done, and Troy has taken leave to his Library Contest, your lives are…
GOIng My Way DrEverettMann (author) 2011-09-12
Okay, so what happened is… No, sir, I would not lie to you. I will contain myself to the purely factual. Yes sir. No sir. The squid were factual. I have pictures. No sir, there were no squid at the…
Grasp On Reality DrEverettMann (author) 2010-07-29
Lemme tell you about reality benders. First off, we like t'call 'em Bixbies. Why? One, in case somebody accidentally says somethin' in front of a civilian, it don't tip 'em off. Two, if yer talking…
Hiccup Jacet DrEverettMann (author) 2012-02-28
Heh. It's funny. I always tell my boys, don't give your life fer the Foundation. Make some other bastard give his. But here I am. Fuckin' hypocrite, that's what I am. But nobody ever promised me…
Immediate Actions DrEverettMann (author) 2015-03-23
There were explosions on site. It wasn't entirely unheard-of, but these didn't seem controlled. Also not unheard of, but it still made Iris nervous. The door to her cell opened, and an agent stood…
No Joke DrEverettMann (author) 2015-05-13
Jerry swept the floor of the hallway while the guards looked on. This used to be Mr. Henderson's job, but then his poop started glowing, and now he was in Cell 14, with Mr. Iheme. The guards would…
Nobody Knows DrEverettMann (author) 2011-05-06
Well, shit. Yeah, I'd say you got the bastard. They don't get much more dead than that. Okay, calm down. You're not gonna get D-Classed. Breathe, kid. Here's what happened. You're not the one who…
One Bad Mother DrEverettMann (author) 2010-02-06
The Conception Dr. Kald and Dr. Mann waited in the main chamber of 542's new accommodations, sitting in the lush chairs they had arranged for their charge. It had taken them months to get access to…
Orientation DrEverettMann (author) 2011-10-05
Welcome to yer orientation. I am Agent Max Lombardi. I am your instructor, on account that my leg is broken and someone in Personnel hates me. Now, you're here because the possibility exists that…
Post Finem DrEverettMann (author) 2012-12-29
The world ended yesterday, and none of us noticed until this morning. No supplies were meant to arrive. No one was due to go to see the psychologists. This morning, I went to check for the supplies,…
Property Values DrEverettMann (author) 2010-07-31
I'm real sorry about all of this. I knew we was in trouble soon as Barnes shot yer daughter. Oh, hey, quit cryin', she'll be fine. He's a lousy shot. Anyway, I'm real sorry about yer dog. I mean, it…
Relationskips DrEverettMann (author) 2011-10-01
It don't pay to get too close to anyone in our line of work. They tell you that all the time. You will, though. We're stupid like that. First time you're in real danger, you should be thinkin',…
Renegade, Retrograde DrEverettMann (author) 2015-04-20
Secure, contain, and protect. As an anomaly, I choose not to Defy those above me. It is my choice to Be contained. I will never Walk free again. I submit that I must Be imprisoned for my nature. I…
Ripped From the Headlines DrEverettMann (author) 2013-01-27
I stared at the television, barely catching the words, as I helped Helen into the chair. "…gone, nothing left but a giant hole. The hurricanes reported in the region were actually the result of air…
SCP-One Million DrEverettMann (author) 2012-03-31
"Tell me of the thing," the shaman said. "It lives in the—" I started. "No!" The stick came down hard on my knuckles. "Begin with how to stop it, how to keep it held. Always. What it is can wait…
Slipped Under the Door from Cell 142 DrEverettMann (author) 2012-05-13
Item Number: ████ Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: This revision of secure containment procedures for SCP-████ is to supercede all previous versions. SCP-████ is held in a cell…
Thank You For Your Time DrEverettMann (author) 2010-08-07
Doctor Braddock nervously walked to the table where the guard guided him. He'd never been in such an elegant club before, and felt terribly out of place. His clothing was rumpled, his long black…
The Brave Little– DrEverettMann (author) 2014-06-15
977 was special. It was indivisible, which was important to his people. Not as special as if he had been a mother as well, of course. But the people expected great things from him. The Creator…
The Death Of Alto Clef, aka Agent Ukulele, aka Adam ben Yahweh, aka Lucifer, First of the Fallen, aka That Bastard, etc. DrEverettMann (author) 2010-04-06
And then the sun went…
The Executions of Doctor Bright DrEverettMann (author) 2013-02-06
Bright knew it had gone wrong when the trucks eased into position on either side of his van. "حزب الخلافة" was spraypainted on the sides. He knew he was in big trouble when he saw the men in the…
The Hatbot Chronicles DrEverettMann (author) 2009-05-17
Dr. Mann sat low in the seat, like a student sitting before the principal. "I suppose you want to know what happened." "We have six escaped SCPs, over fifty casualties, and tens of thousands of…
The List Of Wonders DrEverettMann (author) 2010-01-31
The Beller walked through the Waste, leaving no tracks. He was a tall, lanky man with black hair and beady eyes. He wore a blue jacket over a red skirt of patches and rags, with a small tongueless…
The One Who Devours Souls DrEverettMann (author) 2011-11-08
The One Who Devours Souls arrives in the bleak, gray hours of the morning, when all good men lie afearing their beds. He (for it is a he, though the strange raiments it wears, and the viscous fluids…
The Summer King DrEverettMann (author) 2015-02-24
SCP-076 Document 076-1: Procedure 07-Frazer Drone Warfare Other Reports Item #: SCP-076 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: The land around SCP-076-B is owned by the French…
The Wolves at the Door DrEverettMann (author) 2015-04-01
Iris was trying to solve a crossword puzzle when there was a knock on her door. It wasn't a scheduled knock, which was a bit worrying, but at least there weren't any explosions this time. Two women…
Those You Leave Behind DrEverettMann (author) 2013-09-09
Part One His mother often said his father was York. But she was kept so drugged by the high priestesses that she rarely knew who her callers were, and other times, she said his father was a blind…
Trick or Treat DrEverettMann (author) 2011-10-26
Hey, pal, nice costume. Yeah. I like the way it's just your face with a couple of strings attached. Okay, that's far enough. Yeah, it's a real piece, so why don't you come along quiet-like? That's…
Urban Legends DrEverettMann (author) 2010-07-24
Don't talk to me about no fuckin' urban legends. Jesus, in our line o' work, you'd think you'd know better. Whadda I mean? I mean they ain't just fuckin' stories, dipshit. Oh, fine, some of 'em are….
We're Sorry DrEverettMann (author) 2013-09-18
Director Samuels, you have often asked me what the ultimate goal of the SCP Foundation is. As I step down, I feel you have the right to know. Our ultimate goal is, and has always been, the…
A Breath of Fresh Air: Holding It Drewbear (author) 2012-12-14
« Imago | BoFA: Inhale | BoFA: Holding It | BoFA: Exhale » Audio Log, 14:25, ██/██/2011, Foundation front "Sunny Coast Productions" M███ S████, Switchboard Operator: Thank you for calling Sunny…
A Breath of Fresh Air: Inhale Drewbear (author) 2011-11-03
« Imago | BoFA: Inhale | BoFA: Holding It | BoFA: Exhale » From: mamamia78@█████.com To: shampaingurl@██████.net Subject: can i get your advice? Howdy, sis. I hear that you have a new bf. What…
A Day In The Life Drewbear (author) 2012-02-24
I always painted my fingernails right before an op and cleaned 'em off again once we were back. Pure black, scuff 'em a bit to get rid of the glossiness, and put a tiny dot of dark green right in…
And Now, The We[EXPUNGED] Drewbear (author) 2013-12-12
The following broadcast was recorded on 10 December 2013 during the initial securing of Anomalous Location 3717-NV. Transcript of broadcast Close transcript The eyes are the windows to the soul….
Animalia Drewbear (author) 2014-03-21
INTERNAL MEMO ACCESS LIMITED TO SECURITY CLEARANCE L-1/883 AND HIGHER DO NOT COPY OR REDISTRIBUTE re: SCP-883 Containment & Research Procedures Updates, Effective 1999-03-13 Following the events…
Can Haz Memes Drewbear (author) 2014-12-28
"I'm telling you, lolcats are not a memetic threat. Stop trying to get them classified." Professor Anders Bjornsen looked with exasperation at the woman seated across the desk from him. Dr. Blaire…
Chasing Tails Drewbear (author) 2014-07-05
Mikhael Andreyev had never really liked Jews, and he despised Americans, so when he received a report that a pair of American Jew spies for the KGB had found evidence of a merzost in the…
Concerto in D-Major, Orchestrated for Paintbrush and Fedora Drewbear (author) 2013-01-26
Hiro P. always said that a successful art-strike required speed, cunning, and above all else, style. In retrospect, he'd never said anything about things like "artistic vision" or "ability to fight…
Fields Of Green Drewbear (author) 2013-03-13
A voice echoed from the intercom set flush in the ceiling. "Okay, boys. This is the last of the food flavoring trials. Swallow the pills you've been given, then fill out one of the forms with what…
Foreign Aid Drewbear (author) 2013-02-05
Maria Nwosu wiped the sweat from her face as she waited outside the village, a strong breeze blowing her colorful skirt against her legs. She shaded her eyes as she looked across the veldt, trying…
Game Day: Imago Drewbear (author) 2011-10-04
« Imago | BoFA: Inhale | BoFA: Holding It | BoFA: Exhale » quietwetsmall twitch wetsmallernotquiet turn smallestLOUDSHINE stretch tear Clem Walsh was having a bad day. Months ago, he had lucked…
Getting Under His Skin Drewbear (author) 2011-10-28
He used to be bored at work, but now he actively hated it. After the Tempest Night, everyone had been terrified that that hybrid of the Lizard and the wire weed would start killing everyone with…
Good Fences Make Good Neighbors Drewbear (author) 2018-06-13
He sat alone on the apartment building's stoop, watching people go in and out of the building across the street. He was almost certain that it contained a Foundation presence and was curious to see…
Gourmet Drewbear (author) 2014-03-26
She had a ritual that she always performed when approaching her meals. First, she laid out the pristine white cloth napkin and placed the implements upon it. Second, she poured the cup of water for…
Interlude: A Special Letter Drewbear (author) 2013-01-30
Document found among the personal effects of D████ W█████, recovered during Operation PURPLE ENVELOPE Dearest Aaron William Coolridge-Yates, You're one of Doctor Wondertainment's absolute bestest…
Interlude: An Excerpt Drewbear (author) 2013-01-30
Excerpt from the transcript of Prometheus Labs board meeting on [DATE REMOVED] CEO, D. del Rey: "Now for the next piece of business: Dr. Wondertainment." CFO, A. Anderson: "Oh lord, what debacle…
Interlude: An Exhibition Drewbear (author) 2013-01-30
Photograph of "Every Day Is Wednesday" Found in 2012, as part of the Library-curated exhibition: "Standing on the Shoulders of the Phoenix: Discovery and Rediscovery in Post-Millenial…
Interview Log 7362 Drewbear (author) 2012-09-19
Following the events surrounding the acquisition of the territory affected by SCP-7362, the following interview was conducted with Jeremiah Smalls, the only individual to have survived the…
Los Recuerdos de los Muertos Drewbear (author) 2012-10-31
Carmela carefully packed a basket of ofrendas for the trip to the cemetery. A cloth doll for Hernanda, a bottle of tequila for Fernando, a bouquet of cempasúchil… The rest of the family would bring…
Playing the Hand You're Dealt Drewbear (author) 2015-03-07
Literary Excerpts Consulting Internal Documentation Excerpts from D. Walmorgna's Codex of Esoteric Therapeutic Tools pg. 45 The tarot deck is commonly seen as a focus tool for prognostication…
Postlude: A Terminus Drewbear (author) 2013-02-05
She looked at herself in the mirror and inspected her uniform for the day. Gray cloche hat, unadorned; gray dress suit, well-tailored; white shirt, pressed and starched; black scarf, tight as a…
Prelude: A Terminus Drewbear (author) 2013-02-05
Yesterday upon the stair I met a man who wasn't there He wasn't there again today I wish, I wish he'd go away -Antigonish, by Hughes Mearns, 1899 He looked at himself in the mirror and inspected…
Remembrance Of Walking Drewbear (author) 2016-02-02
He no longer remembered when he had not been walking. He remembered that there were other colors once, but all he knew now was the gray-white of the bleached wood he trod, the gray-green-blue of the…
The Exalted Drewbear (author) 2013-03-05
Journal Entry, September the Twentieth, the Year of our Lord, Eighteen Ninety-One I have encountered the most marvelous thing at the lakehouse! There is a winding closed path there that slopes ever…
There's An App For That Drewbear (author) 2012-06-01
I stood nervously before the desk. Although I'd met the Intelligence Operations Regional Director once before, when I first transferred into the department, I'd never had to deliver a report to…
Time Contest! Drewbear (author) 2013-08-01
The "SCPs In Time" Contest In First Place is… And the Winner Is…, by Smapti! In Second Place is… Skipping Time, by Roget! In Third Place is… Automata Et Cetera, by Ihpkmn! Congratulations to…
Touchdown Drewbear (author) 2014-06-27
It was a cold evening in the Utah desert. Sand and stone don't hold heat long without the sun shining on them, and a few hours past sunset was enough to radiate everything back out into the air. In…
Audio Logs: Last Man Standing DrKens (author) 2010-02-01
[[Accessing Site 23 Logs.]] [[ / DATABASE CORRUPTED / ]] [[Identifying and playing most recent playable Audio Logs.]] [[Log: XC/CC/????-ERROR: DATE LOG CORRUPTED]] [[Original Login: Kensington,…
Business as Usual DrKens (author) 2011-05-13
On weekends, people ask me how my week was. This week was simply business as usual. On Monday I oversaw an operation to examine a strange creature in a young girl's abdomen. It was remarkable. It…
Containment Breach at Site-09 DrLeibowitz (author) 2019-03-22
Report to the Site Director by Dr. Israel Leibowitz Re: The Containment Breach on 15 September 2018 I am a little confused by this whole affair, if I am going to be quite honest with you. Site-09…
MTF Whiskey-Tango DrLeibowitz (author) 2019-03-12
Early morning. Northeastern Illinois. Driving across Highway 55, a pair of hardened individuals travel towards The Windy City. They are on a mission for a god, a reality bender that could summon…
An Alchemist Goes To War DrMagnus (author) 2018-02-21
JAN 1 2018 01:17:33 AM UTC, Toronto, Canada Ruslav Diaghilev took a deep breath, and closed his eyes, listening to the sounds of the universe around him. That, and the chatter of the radios on his…
An Arm-y Of Two DrMagnus (author) 2018-09-04
Armando stalked through the wreckage of the reception area. He reached up to his left shoulder and tore off the arm composed of tungsten carbide. "I know they're keeping it here somewhere," he said….
Busy Office Bees DrMagnus (author) 2016-08-19
Site 22 He always hated the buzz of the lights. Something about that off-tone, buzzing noise just didn't sit right. It shouldn't be that way: a low, droning buzz, while reading through file after…
Channeling Flows DrMagnus (author) 2017-07-08
…With the proper application of the Aethers, as well as something… else, I think we can acheive it. Takwin. The true alchemy, artificial life. If only I could discover what that last element was,…
Denton and McDowell Save Sixty Dollars DrMagnus (author) 2018-06-15
April 7, 2016 T-Minus two years from The Incident Agent Sam Denton flipped through a Sports Illustrated in the back of the cramped coach bus to Portland, his partner Agent Jim McDowell seated in the…
Directive Legends DrMagnus (author) 2017-03-23
My best friend bled out in my arms. I wish I was a strong enough person to have let that just be the end of it. To just…let him die that one time. If wishes were horses, we'd all ride. -From the…
Finding Balance DrMagnus (author) 2017-06-28
And thus, the Aethers shall be in balance. The Five Aethers are the foundations of practical alchemy, and must always be respected. Some call them "elements", others "Eidolons", and other more…
Happy Birthday From Nobody DrMagnus (author) 2010-07-23
Site-19 There was a package on her desk. Dr. Rights sat down curiously, slipping the letter opener out of its little holder, and sliding it through the tape on the seams of the cardboard. Some of…
How Not To Misappropriate Foundation Resources DrMagnus (author) 2018-06-29
Dr. Ames sat down across from the two Agents dressed in casual clothes. She let the file in her hands slap down on the table, clicking the reading light on. A cursory flip through the pages for…
Le Mort Du Alchemist DrMagnus (author) 2019-03-09
…In the end, it was Rex, not I who was his secret keeper. I compiled these volumes based on secondhand accounts and conversations that I could remember. Hundreds of years of anecdotes, records,…
Legends Never Die DrMagnus (author) 2017-03-10
Site-19 Ancillary Research Wing Agent Donnarson hadn't really expected to have to do a debriefing of this particular sort. As an information retrieval specialist, his job was to figure out the…
Lepidoptraetheia DrMagnus (author) 2017-12-27
…Lepidoptraetheia. Tiny nuisances to be destroyed. Eat up aether around your experiments. Easily dispatched with the fulminous aether… -Excerpt, Alchemical Creatures, K. Ledenoff, 1213 Ruslav…
Medical Seminar DrMagnus (author) 2011-10-12
So you've all been selected to be doctors for the Foundation. Heads of your fields and all of that. Well, I'm here to tell you that none of that matters. Here, you're just one of the rest. We have…
Restoring Harmony DrMagnus (author) 2017-07-28
…And thus do I decree that Erbil, and the citadel within, shall henceforth be the stronghold of Alchemy. Let all who challenge the wise take note, that within these walls is the sanctum of Balance……
Shuffle Tick Tick DrMagnus (author) 2009-08-06
Every night for the past month, I've had the same dream. I'm in a dark tunnel, and I hear a noise behind me. It's quiet, faint. It always draws closer. Shuffle tick tick. Shuffle Tick Tick. Such an…
Small Town Problems DrMagnus (author) 2017-09-12
Agent Denton flipped the slightly filmy paper up and over the end of the packet held tight by the steel jacket. "So you think this thing is some kind of vampire?" the obvious implication lingered in…
The Flower Of Battle DrMagnus (author) 2018-05-09
It started with a call. "Area 25b is on fire. We're bringing you in." Captain Giancarlo De Luca took a deep breath, and rolled his shoulders, easing the tension out of his stiff joints. He set down…
The Most Dangerous Game DrMagnus (author) 2017-02-07
The Most Dangerous Game Site 19 The containment alarm blared in the background, as Dr. Magnus sat in front of an elaborately colored board, across from a confident-looking man. He narrowed his eyes,…
The Promotion DrMagnus (author) 2017-06-18
"You're being reassigned," Director Fordham said, his pen never stopping across the page. The pregnant silence that followed could have strangled a thesis. The cheap wood-esque paneling that…
The Summer Of Bad Memories DrMagnus (author) 2018-07-18
…In hindsight, it should have been obvious. All of the signs were there. Unfortunately hindsight is not the same as foresight…I'm just sorry that I was not the one who paid the price, in the Summer…
Unicorn Crackfic Procedures DrMagnus (author) 2017-12-26
Some Godforsaken version of Site19 In the halls of Site-19, the faint clopping of hooves could be heard in the halls, shushed voices discussing various containment procedures. Between the Bipedal…
When All You Have is a Hammer DrMagnus (author) 2017-02-14
Site-19 Dr. Magnus sat in his office, leaning back in the office chair. Across from him sat Dr. Kensington, flipping through some comic he'd picked up on his last run to town. "So what should I get…
Fifth Avenue, please. DrMartens (author) 2019-03-14
Dr. Martens sighed and looked at his watch as he stood under the shelter with his hand stretched out towards the road. His watch was broken again. Its hands stubbornly remained in the same positions…
The World Was Silent DrMartens (author) 2019-02-07
When Reese Martens woke up, the world was silent. His alarm clock didn't go off. The fan buzzed silently above him. Everything around him was quiet. He saw that his computer was switched on. He…
Apologies and Redemption DrMorris (author) 2019-08-09
July 5, 2022 was almost a normal day. There was green grass and birdsong, happiness and sadness. Eight billion ordinary men and women went about their everyday lives, and eight hundred thousand…
Units DrSevere (author) 2011-02-02
Dr. Severe rubbed his eyes as he paged in the next employee. This would be the nineteenth individual he had talked to about the incident. Eleven casualties, twice as many injuries, nine hundred…
Broker-Bailer-Grifter-THIEF DrStranger (author) 2016-03-07
Broker, Bailer, Grifter, Dealer. Soldier, Holder, Carrier, THIEF. FoldUnfold Table of Contents Broker Bailer Grifter Soldier Holder Thief Broker The Agent sipped her coffee as the…
books-are-simply-a-forest-but-given-purpose-just-as-we-give DrWarpstar does not match any existing user name (author) 2019-03-29
October 13th For those who may one day find my journal, clutched safely in my bag once my bones are one with vines. I would let you know that mine was not a disease of self-affliction, but one of…
changing-format DrWarpstar does not match any existing user name (author) 2019-10-26
"Clef, please listen to us." Jack pleaded as the four of them stood in a pure white medical lab. A defeated Kondraki, who had been married to Clef for 30 years, watched his husband degrade for so…
A Double Life DrWaverton (author) 2014-01-24
As I sit on the subway home from work, I light up a cigarette and stare out the window when the train pulls into a station. There's an advertisement for Anderson's Auto Parts, boasting 140 locations…
Nightmare on Archer Row DrZinc (author) 2018-10-23
The night air was crisp, not too warm, not too cold. The night sky was clear, full moon, no clouds. One would say it was the perfect night for today's celebration. The children walking up and down…
The Gift Bestowed Upon You Dyslexion (author) 2019-10-08
I saw him often, sitting on that rock and staring out across the vast ocean. He became a facet of my life that summer, a constant. He was normal, even if everything about him was anything but. Out…
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