I hope you enjoy your stay! :>
SCP-4512
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Written by: Jade Skylar, Woedenaz, Rounderhouse, and Uncle Nicolini. {$note}
Latest comment: DrAnnoyingDog at 08 Apr 2019 17:25
Last edited: Nagiros at 14 Jun 2020 15:49
SCP-4512: A Goddamn Filthy Teleporting Party Pool Authors: Woedenaz Uncle Nicolini Rounderhouse DrAnnoyingDog ⇢ Uncle Nicolini's Author Page ⇠ ⇢ Rounderhouse's Author Page (God help us all) ⇠ ⇢...
tags: acoustic aquatic co-authored keter location ontokinetic scp teleportation uncontained
SCP-4511
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Written by: Jade Skylar and Rounderhouse. {$note}
Latest comment: SovietVal at 11 Nov 2020 21:19
Last edited: Nagiros at 14 Jun 2020 15:49
Coming Soon - Rounderhouse http://www.scp-wiki.net/drannoyingdog My author page! ~ DrAnnoyingDog ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: F.A.Q. 4/4511 LEVEL 4/4511 CLASSIFIED ...
tags: cliche2019 clockwork co-authored compulsion esoteric-class factory fire metallic scp
SCP-4510
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Written by: Jade Skylar. {$note}
Latest comment: Amozabael at 19 May 2020 15:55
Last edited: Nagiros at 14 Jun 2020 15:49
Item#: 4510 Level3 Containment Class: safe Secondary Class: none Disruption Class: keneq Risk Class: danger link to memo Aftermath of an SCP-4510-1...
tags: exchange online safe scp vehicle weapon
SCP-4509
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Written by: Jade Skylar. {$note}
Latest comment: CapCappyCap at 25 Jan 2021 10:31
Last edited: Deadly Bread at 25 Jan 2021 10:24
SCP - 4509 Object Class Neutralised used to be safe Special Containment Procedures/ S.C.P SCP - 4509 is to be kept in Doctor. [REDACTED]’s office at all times. Any staff attempting un-authorised use...
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SCP-4206
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Written by: Jade Skylar and Uncle Nicolini. {$note}
Latest comment: RockTeethMothEyes at 08 Dec 2019 06:59
Last edited: Uncle Nicolini at 17 Jan 2021 20:21
NOTICE The following anomaly is partially Neutralized. Information no longer pertinent to its active status has been rendered in green. SCP-4206 Item #: SCP-4206 Object Class: Euclid Special...
tags: alive animal artifact biological cadaver canine co-authored end-of-death ethics-committee euclid medical neutralized organic scp
Critter Profile: Wobbles!
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Written by: Jade Skylar and Uncle Nicolini. {$note}
Latest comment: MetalRavioli at 10 Dec 2020 17:35
Last edited: stormbreath at 19 Sep 2020 06:10
IMPORTANT: This Critter Profile is Super Secret! In light of recent events, the operating staff at Wilson's have decided it may be for the best to keep information about Wobbles under wraps. If you...
tags: co-authored faeowynn-wilson featured goi-format shark-punching-center wilsons-wildlife
Critter Profile: The Polar Bear!
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Written by: Jade Skylar. {$note}
Latest comment: MetalRavioli at 10 Dec 2020 17:20
Last edited: stormbreath at 19 Sep 2020 06:30
+ Show code - Hide code Critter Profile: The Polar Bear! Overview! Name: The Polar Bear Species: Ursus Maritimus (Polar Bear) Primary Caretaker: N/A Diet: Raw Pork Housed: Enclosure...
tags: faeowynn-wilson goi-format unusual-incidents-unit wilsons-wildlife
Critter Profile: Sampson!
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Written by: Jade Skylar. {$note}
Latest comment: MetalRavioli at 10 Dec 2020 17:08
Last edited: stormbreath at 19 Sep 2020 06:10
Critter Profile: Sampson! Overview! Name: Sampson Species: Canis familiaris (Doberman Pinscher) pictured, at left Primary Caretaker: Terrestrial Team, Daniel Stanford Diet: Dog food (Any...
tags: goi-format wilsons-wildlife
Nobody's Observations on Temporal Displacement, Family, and Waffles
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Written by: HotColes. {$note}
Latest comment: Scottyhoff at 24 Feb 2020 21:53
Last edited: HotColes at 21 Oct 2019 01:09
Finally made it to Oregon today. It's about 7:30 AM as I'm writing, thinking I might get an early breakfast at a Denny's. There isn't an IHOP nearby, shame. It's been a tiring night. Almost made it...
tags: chaos-insurgency co-authored faeowynn-wilson goi-format nobody wilsons-wildlife wonderful-world
A Walk Along The Riverside
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Written by: Jade Skylar. {$note}
Latest comment: Agent MacLeod at 24 Mar 2019 03:58
Last edited: Cerastes at 25 Oct 2020 06:38
It was a cool March evening as Alexei sat upon the bank of a river, staring into its depths. He reached in, scooping some of the murky liquid in his cupped hand. It still surprised him to see...
tags: alexei-belitrov tale wilsons-wildlife
The Ursus Maritimus Incident
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Written by: Jade Skylar and DarkStuff. {$note}
Latest comment: C-Dives at 25 Jun 2019 11:14
Last edited: stormbreath at 19 Sep 2020 06:30
We've been operational since 1997, when I was but a wee lad of 42 years, and we have been under official supervision since 2008 upon the signing of the legendary Boring Agreement (which came about...
tags: hub unusual-incidents-unit wilsons-wildlife
Jade Skylar's Author Page
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Written by: Jade Skylar. {$note}
Latest comment: Ralliston at 25 Jan 2021 09:16
Last edited: Jade Skylar at 02 Dec 2020 00:27
I hope you enjoy your stay! : Articles View Articles? I hope you like them! : Author Commentary Critter Profile: Sampson My first article that stuck! I first had the idea for...
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Critter Profile: Sampson
My first article that stuck! I first had the idea for Sampson after binging all of WWS one night. It started out as an Egyptian Golden Wolf who somehow mage his way to Oregon, and it took off from there. I posted a WIP picture of my first draft in a Discord server and got
DarkStuff interested in it. He was a super big help in getting Sampson to his current state. Without him, I don't think I would have finished and posted my first article. Thanks again DS, you're the best!
Critter Profile: Wobbles
My first collab! I wrote this alongside
Uncle Nicolini after he approached me one day and asked "Wanna collab on a Critter Profile?" and I said "Sure." I didn't know it at the time, but that was the start of a beautiful friendship. And a successful article! To be honest most of this was Nico's work. All I did was pitch an idea, and fill in some details. He wrote most of it, and put up with my lack of internet for a week. People seem to like Wobbles, since it's the second highest rated Critter Profile (You just can't beat the original, sadly) and my second highest rated article! Wobbles wouldn't be a thing without you Nico, you're an amazing author. (And friend!)
A Walk Along The Riverside
My first (somewhat successful) tale! This was my first entry into
PeppersGhost's Original Character Tournament. This isn't my proudest work, to be honest. There are a lot of things I don't like about how I wrote it. Most of them stemming from myself not waiting to get critique. I might rewrite it one day, who knows?
Nobody's Observations on Temporal Displacement, Family, and Waffles
My first GoI format that isn't a Critter Profile! I wrote this with
HotColes basically overnight. This is a sequel of sorts to Sampson's Critter Profile from the point of view of Nobody, continuing the story of Daniel, Jonathan, and Sampson. Most of the work was done by Cole, while I contributed by creating Sampson and making sure all the pieces fit together in the story. Thanks a bunch for inviting me to help Cole!
SCP-4511: SWINE GOD
My first SCP! :D This was a collaboration with my good friend
Rounderhouse for Cliche Con 2019. This is about a giant metal pig who demands a following, and won't take no for an answer. While I didn't contribute as much as I would of liked to 4511, I'm still confident in calling it my first SCP, and hey look, it's my first article to reach 100! 200!!! (Making it my highest rated article!) Even though Rounder is a fucking dork, he's still a blast to work with. Thanks for writing my first SCP with me Rounder, you're a great friend!
SCP-4512: A Goddamn Filthy Teleporting Party Pool
Another collab! This was a joint effort between
Woedenaz,
Rounderhouse, and
Uncle Nicolini that I sort of just latched onto. It's about a Jimmy Buffett impersonator fake Hawaiian pool that demands you clean it. While I didn't do much for this, I still had a blast working with these dweebs. Thanks for letting me help the small amount that I could nerds!
SCP-4510: Avelar Express First Class Prime™!
My entry for the SCPD draft swap! This was originally written by
Rounderhouse, and I got it for the SCPD draft swap.
SCP-4206: The Weighing of the Heart
Nico's entry for the SCPD draft swap! This one was originally a draft for my first scip that I had entered into the SCPD draft swap, and Nico got it and turned it into a disturbing article set in the End of Death canon.
Critter Profile: The Polar Bear
My third and dare I say, most important, Critter Profile! This is one part in a trilogy of articles that cover the Ursus Maritimus Incident and the origins of Wilson's Wildlife Solutions, including On the Radar, written by
DarkStuff and UIU File: 2008-21, written by
Uncle Nicolini.
SCP-4509: The Windigo Cold Cases
My first SCP in a long while. This one's about a gnome who murdered a large number of campers on a remote island off the coast of Michigan. I'm not quite happy with it, but I'm glad to put have something out. This also serves as a way to get two of my characters out there: a trans woman named Devorah Adani, and a mysterious Scotsman named Gregor McWilliam.
My name's Jade, or DrAnnoyingDog as my first account was named. I'm a trans furry from Michigan. I've done some things and will do some more at some point.
Sampson, drawn by Satan's Janitor!