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SCP-5659 rating: 9
rating: +41+x

Item#: 5659
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SCP-5659 presenting a nonexistent alchemical apparatus it dubbed the "matter creator". Photo taken at the time of recovery.

Special Containment Procedures: All personnel working with SCP-5659 are to be trained in memetic resistance.

SCP-5659 is to be contained in a standard human containment cell at Site-120 in accordance with the Ethics Committee's decree regarding the containment of human anomalies; it must not be apprised of its anomalous nature.

Following Interview 5659-3 being conducted, containment of SCP-5659 is no longer necessary; the anomaly is to be employed as a cook at Site-120's cafeteria.

Description: SCP-5659 is a 23-year-old white male named Richie Marks, measuring 178 centimeters in height and 96 kilograms in weight.

Although SCP-5659's personality consists of traits generally considered to be repulsive1, it is capable of persuading any individuals it encounters2 that any sentiment, wish, or concept it says is, was, or will be objectively true to that individual.

Despite this, SCP-5659 is not aware of its abilities; it appears to have convinced itself that this effect is entirely non-anomalous and stems from its "great intelligence3, charisma, and magical abilities".

A background check on SCP-5659 revealed that during its childhood it was heavily interested by fantasy media featuring magic and the general concept of thaumaturgy - it appears to have persuaded itself that it is a legitimate sorcerer, capable of practicing real thaumaturgy.

Discovery: SCP-5659 was discovered on 30/04/2018 at Warsaw's Chopin's Airport, Poland, where it was reported attempting to illegally sell self-made fake thaumaturgic items to tourists. When local authorities were unable to properly detain the entity, the Foundation was alerted and SCP-5659 was taken into its custody.

Even once supplied with a standard humanoid anomaly uniform, SCP-5659 refuses to take off its "robe", as it said that, to quote: its "magical aura" would be disrupted should the "powerful magic robe" be taken off and that "powerful word mages don't listen to nerds".

SCP-5659 appears to be entirely unaware of the fact it is wearing a horse blanket4.

Addendum 5659-1 - Interview Logs

Site Director Dr. D. Asheworth conducted the follow-up interview himself. The log is attached below.

Following this, the containment of SCP-5659 has been deemed unnecessary. Psychological assessment of personnel at Site-120 and SCP-5659 has reported a marked decline in stress levels.

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