SCP Foundation

Name: Paul C. Dimaccio

Security Clearance: [REDACTED]

Current Assignment: Researcher, Site-███¹

Profile: Researcher Dimaccio was recruited shortly after graduating from the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center in 19██. Initially assigned to Foundation security, he distinguished himself in several incidents; as a result, he was subsequently reassigned to MTF service.²

After Incident [REDACTED], he retired from field duty and successfully petitioned to join the research group of Dr. ██████████████████, who had previously been attached to MTF Theta-90. Beginning as a junior research technician, he was subsequently promoted to Assistant Researcher and then full Researcher. Dimaccio often serves as a de facto Senior Researcher, although his lack of graduate education has hampered official appointment to this role.

Name: Dr. Derrick C. Derekson

Security Clearance: Level 1

Current Assignment: Researcher, Site-19

Profile (taken from Dr. Derekson's last performance appraisal):
Dr. Derekson is boorish, rude, egotistical, condescending, childish, convinced of his own superiority and intelligence despite vast evidence to the contrary, ceaselessly dismissive of the efforts of others, and repeatedly files spurious and unscientific entries into the Foundation database.³ Further, Derekson frequently claims to have found "a new skip" that will inevitably turn out to be a perfectly ordinary natural phenomenon; when confronted about such behavior, he will insist that his interpretation of events is correct "because it's affecting you and you don't even know it, man".

In summary, I have met D-Class who were more suited to the position of Researcher than Dr. Derekson. Unfortunately, due to [REDACTED] and the subsequent fallout, it remains necessary for Dr. Derekson to be employed in the █████████ group for the forseeable future.

- Researcher P. Dimaccio
Acting Senior Researcher
pp. Dr. █. █████████