Muckraker & Muckraker Deluxe
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Jerry's Muckraker and Muckraker Deluxe

FROM THE INVENTOR OF INTERCHANGEABLE CARTRIDGES

By ScareSoft

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Are You Ready To Be Rid Of

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obnoxious occult oddities occupying the operating system.

J. Lawson

In the back pages of mimeographed magazines and daily subway rags, there are ads for some too-good-to-be-true offerings by Arcadia Softworks. They're infamous for shamelessly flaming first-time computer owners looking for their own system's performance without the price.

NOBODY HAS TIME FOR:

Demonic Possessions

A cruel, otherworldly entity which is not wise to the ways of computers. It uses the computer as an object, and not as a computer. If they're a little more savvy they'll lurk inside, but once they're out they don't leave any residual damage.

Software Warping

It's gone to infiltrate your discs, modify files, turn your system upside-down. Some rogue program written in code that makes your eyesight worse

Singularity Solitaire

Undead wannabe hive minds, not necessarily tech savvy, but able to use either the electronic energy or processing power of a server farm to cause problems and influence the world around them.

Why let Arcadia play you another day?

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FIX IT FAST

The Muckraker software makes it easy to remove:

Arcadia Alterations

General Poltergeist infestations

Jar-Dwelling Demon

Ghost in the Machine

(Many More!)

Don't put up with nightmarish abominations who want to bargain for access to the hard disk!

Exorcists cost thousands.

Finding a computer-savvy priest is even harder.

ScareSoft LLC.
Muckraker
Package Payment Method
Muckraker Standard 99.99
Muckraker Deluxe 199.99
Muckraker for Mac 109.99
Muckraker for OS/2 Warp 100.99
Please send check or money order to me.

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