News for March 2019

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This is a series showing off news from the site, articles from the past month1, and fan-content for you to check out and discover! Be sure to leave a comment with your thoughts!

Fandom Stuff

  • The 144-hour Jam contest came and then it went! Check out the entries and winners here!

Featured Articles

  • SCP-3986 ("The Observatory of Genghis Khan") by Tufto - "But then, I thought, perhaps he did not; perhaps this was an unwanted legacy. His eyes stared so horrifyingly at the sky."
  • SCP-4833 ("The Syncope Symphony") by Tufto - "People. Real people, sitting right in front of you. Right?"
  • The Grove of Exiles by TechSorcerer2747 - "the complete, all-encompassing, and inescapable might of one of the oldest known powers: the Name"

Reviewer's Spotlight Articles

  • SCP-4144 ("The Most Important Meal Of The Day") by Mortos, selected by Polynom.
  • The Den of Disquiet by mayoculpa, selected by DrChandra.
  • SCP-4601 ("No, It Is the Corpses That Are Wrong") by KindlyTurtleClem, selected by Ayers.
  • SCP-4616 ("It Haunts The Fields") by DrChandra, selected by DrCaroll.

You will notice little '📈' emojis besides some articles. That denotes SCP articles which were under 30 and tales which were under 20 when this edition of site news was posted. Give them a little love! Speaking from personal experience, the most frustrating thing that can happen to an article is not deletion, but stagnating below 20 without any comments. So try to read, vote, and comment on these articles! They're often hidden gems :)

Week of March 1st:

SCPs

  • SCP-3746 ("🦀 MOM'S DEAD 🦀") - QUEUE THE MUSIC! Written by Rounderhouse and Roget
  • 📈SCP-3831 ("Can't Call Out") - Could you not call while I'm at work? Written by Roget.
  • 📈SCP-4697 ("Dropping Off The Kids") - The ghosts of sins past. Written by Roget.
  • 📈SCP-4320 ("Show Me The Glint of Light on Broken Glass") - The third and fourth rocks from the Sun are closer than you think. Written by pr0m37h3um.
  • SCP-3788 ("Titanic Super Soaker") - HIGH-PRESSURE WARFARE Written by Weryllium.
  • SCP-4062 ("Soggy Doggy") - Nuclear powered pups! Written by Lesh.
  • SCP-4335 ("A Welt In The Crucible") - DIAMOND ON MY SWORD, IRON ON MY PICK, MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT! Crafted by Westrin.
  • 📈SCP-4806 ("Appels du Vide") - Where the hell do construction cranes come from? Written by utich.
  • 📈SCP-4402 ("The Permanent Shopping List") - Make sure you bring some eggs! Written by BaranXLR.
  • 📈SCP-4898 ("Do You Have What It Takes") - ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE? Written by ManyMeats.
  • SCP-4776 ("REAGANWEAPON") - Taking Star Wars to the next level. Written by Rounderhouse.
  • 📈SCP-3821 ("Stuck In the Mailroom") - Not related to the article below. Written by ShinyFirefly.
  • 📈SCP-4704 ("You've Got Mail") - And Costa Rica has balls. Written by TheSlothSavant.
  • SCP-4933 ("We Interrupt This Broadcast") - to bring you something written by CadaverCommander.
  • SCP-4881 ("Weeping Willow") - The Whomping Willow's lesser known cousin. Written by Ayers.
  • SCP-4569 ("Plot Twist") - The story of your life. Written by Wantcha.
  • SCP-4454 ("Looking For Someone To See The World With") - And potentially experience the end of the world with. Written by Mortos.
  • 📈SCP-Shrimp-JP-J ("SCP-Shrimp-JP") - How many shrimps do you have to eat before you make your skin turn pink? Written by AiliceHershey, translated by aisakuyuyu.
  • SCP-4173 ("The House on Hadley Hill") - Classic horror. Written by djkaktus.
  • SCP-4244 ("Good Taste In Musicians") - I like Meatloaf, personally. Written by Mortos.
  • SCP-4944 ("A Coffee Machine, Except It's Literally Just A Cargo Ship") - This article, except its literally a blurb. Written by ResearcherPie.
  • SCP-4474 ("Steve, and 0ther Gods") - Eyup. Those were the days. Written by Mortos.
  • 📈SCP-3763 ("A Piece of Him is Still Around")- It's almost as if he was never really gone. Written by Jiwoahn

Tales

  • muckscape-megagrid-mayhem - "That's the spirit. Death should never be what you fear most." Written by Pedantique.
  • Back To Square One - "'When in doubt, listen to smooth jazz' was probably the worst piece of advice Sophie heard in a very long time." Written by ThePaperMask.
  • Theology of a Snake - "To this day, the City, or Alagadda as it is called, still floats in its own twisted realm, preying upon those who stumbled in." Written by SunnyClockwork.
  • Half of a Plan - "Oh my God… I just blew up an MCD Facility…" Written by OthellotheCat.
  • The Many Portraits Of Jack Bright - "Do you still miss your old body?" Written by Captain Kirby.
  • 📈Nobody likes a know-it-all - "Oh, God, I really fucked up this time! Maybe Greg was right all along about me being irresponsible, but I can't stop now." Written by Wantcha.
  • Chimes Broken - "Crunch. He pulls back the heel of his shoe, dusting the cerebrospinal fluid and viscera off on a wooden plank." Written by NatVoltaic.
  • Joey Makes a New Friend - "You don't, uh… you don't get it, do you, Joey? Do you? Do you get it? Do you get any of it, Joey?" Written by CadaverCommander.
  • 📈The Midnight Students (A Totally Normal Band) - "Kids. A bunch of kids got away from us." Written by Ellie3.
  • Aflame with the Fires of Delusion - "Blessings come to those who take, Bat." Written by Tufto.
  • 📈Containment Psychiatry Orientation - "Yes, you can have another beer." Written by wmaitla.
  • Degenerate Art - "Bastian Schaus looked up just in time to get punched in the face by a muscular man in chef's garb." Written by UraniumEmpire.
  • 📈SCP-ide - "Now, if you don't know what to do with the pill, remember this handy mnemonic: S-C-P. That's right, gents. Swallow Cyanide Pill." Written by Ellie3.

GOI Formats

  • Untitled Jewelry Piece (Clarice's Doom), 1480s - [Medician] "The fate of the "Pazzi Bastard" is largely unknown, but in late 1488, a house near Flori caught fire, killing a jeweler with ties to the Pazzi." Written by Ihp.
  • The Great Rugby Prank War, Part One - [Deer College] "The field was quickly flooded and the toilet paper dissolved, closing the Way." Written by ch00bakka.
  • Mon Amour Et Mon Aide, Circa 1518 - [Medician] "I went to embrace her, and found the canvas was no barrier. I am going to join her once more." Written by AthosNetwork and Ihp.
  • The Deniers - [Serpent's Hand] "Are you guys sure you don't know what Rick and Morty is?" Written by sepiafishie and Uncle Nicolini
  • Goliath, Circa 1505 - [Medician] "The head is kept separate to the body, though not an intentional choice of the artist." Written by RockTeethMothEyes.

Author Pages

Ellie3 (Gimmick Free!) - It's Ellie3's Author Page!

Week of March 8th:

SCPs

  • SCP-020-J ("A Pale Comparison") - The Bucket Punching Kicking Center Written by Uncle Nicolini.
  • 📈SCP-4198 ("Feed Your Hair") - Remember what the doormouse said. Written by ManyMeats.
  • 📈SCP-4585 ("Literally a Hamburger") - As opposed to metaphorically a hamburger. Written by Akzal1231.
  • SCP-1294-J ("Watering-down Can") - THE REVERSE HIDDEN UMBRELLA Written by aismallard.
  • 📈SCP-4782 ("Nemmie") - Goat woman is apparently a cover story. Written by faminepulse.
  • SCP-4498 ("The Plurality of Jack Bright") - It's Brights all the way down. Written by djkaktus.
  • 📈SCP-4523 ("Cave Story") - Not the game. Written by kingpogan.
  • 📈SCP-4630 ("I Put My Lettuce in the CRISPR and Now It's Sapient") - Dr. Cabbage will see you now. Written by DrLeibowitz.

Tales

  • Stupid Cupid - "Cimmerian picks up a flower from the floor. Daisies. It'll do, Cimmerian supposes. He places the flower into Dr. North's coat and covers it up." Written by pieiswrong.
  • 📈Eventide - "I think he loved this machine. America has the best quality, everything the best." Written by psul.
  • They Couldn't Hit The Broad Side Of A Barn With A Target Painted On It - "Don't be stupid Bright! You couldn't aim for shit even before you got stuck in a necklace!" Written by Doctor Cimmerian.
  • Intelligence Agency Data Archive-Subject: Mages - “Espionage is your department Director North, what do we have on this group?” Written by Doctor North.
  • Le Mort Du Alchemist - “I'd just like you both to acknowledge the fact that we’re all going to die horribly.” Written by DrMagnus.
  • 📈Oh, I feel it! I feel the cosmos! - "The Galactic Federation is the only trustworthy source." Written by Elogee FishTruck.
  • 📈Breathe on Me - "I give this all to you, lord, all my joy, my living sacrifice, only let me know you like this forever." Written by OriCat.
  • 📈The DevourerLand Diaries - "Amazon is killing people in their warehouses and Peter Sarábande doesn’t care." Written by LordStonefish.
  • An Actual Plan - "I thought it would be easy… being good." Written by OthellotheCat.
  • 📈Light of the North, Or the Three Impossible Tasks of Te̮la - "There are thousands upon thousands of stories about Te̮la the huntress, for every slave of Daevon when they tell them tells them anew, and that number is always increasing." Written by OriCat.

JAMCON

Day 1 Articles

Theme: Shaggy Dog


Day 2 Articles

Theme: Pulp Fiction


Day 3 Articles

Theme: It was all a dream…

Week of March 15th:

SCPs

  • SCP-4467 ("Oh, I Get It Now") - what. Written by DarkStuff.
  • SCP-939-J ("Crime Time Canine") - Like Scruff McGruff takes a bite outta crime! Written by CryonicAutumn.
  • SCP-4533 ("Terms and Conditions Apply") - INFLATABLE BAKED BEANS Written by Mortos.
  • SCP-4393 ("The Beating Sounds of a Thousand Paper Wings") - A sad tale of paper cranes. Written by AlleraRey .
  • SCP-3684 ("Pump You Full Of Lead") - Not in the way you think. Written by XilasCrowe.
  • 📈SCP-4081 ("Audition Interference")- Keep Brighton functioning! Written by Jiwoahn]
  • 📈SCP-4758 ("Old Letters") - Writen by Edna Granbo

Tales

  • 📈Is Goliath not a Philistine? - "The Academy isn't open, and they have minimal night guards. If the Goliath goes mad, then we don't have to worry about anyone dying." Written by Ihp.
  • 📈The Fear of Infinity - "I've been waiting for you." Written by MoreWorldliness.
  • Unclogging the Multiverse's Trash - "All container contents were Allison Eckhart-Class Allison Eckhart Hazards and had to be jettisoned into dimension AE-9870 to prevent Allison Eckhart dispersal through Lake Ontario." Written by NatVoltaic.
  • Snap. Crackle. Pop. - "The spray paint bubbled away, but it still stood there. Impassive. Uncaring. Staring into nothing." Written by Doctor Cimmerian.
  • 📈I Don't Want to Know Anymore - "Another week, another breach." Written by N_Aepic_Fael.
  • 'Til Death Do Us Part - "One statistic that people used to find interesting is that 50% of marriages end in divorce. However, after September 12th, 2020, this statistic changed to 100% of marriages that end, do so in divorce." Written by Captain Kirby.
  • 📈Coolest Kid in Town - “I offer this song in another’s voice.” Written by pieiswrong.

GOI Formats

Author Pages

Jiwoahn's Author Page - It's Jiwoahn's Author Page!

Week of March 22nd:

SCPs

  • SCP-4830 ("Head Like a Hole") - " the " Written DolphinSlugchugger.
  • 📈SCP-4240 ("Heart of a dog") - must…. chase…. fast objects….. Written by AlanDaris.
  • 📈SCP-4905 ("Intergalactic TechnoVikings and The Great Moon Wars") - With a title like that, how can you NOT read it? Written by ManyMeats.
  • 📈SCP-4235 ("Rosa aeternum") - Lovely for all eternity. Written by Jakuwoski.
  • SCP-4590 ("The Manicheans Have the Paintings") - And the communists have the music, but the Manicheans have the paintings! Written by Tufto.
  • SCP-4889 ("An Easy Mark") - Not so easy prey. Written by RockTeethMothEyes.
  • SCP-4233 ("The Dreadnought") - Moon Champion's long-lost brother. Written by CadaverCommander.
  • SCP-4690 ("Lieutenant Pinkerton Eaten Alive by Fucking Spiders") - How not to introduce exotic fauna into the nation of Japan. Written by UraniumEmpire.
  • SCP-4970 ("Universal Tech Support") - Customer service sucks, even at the universal scale. Written by Leveritas.
  • SCP-4065 ("Ancho(red) Reality") - Hume-or me and give it a read. Written by ch00bakka.
  • 📈SCP-4350 ("I See Yellow People")- Hey! Over here! Written by Jiwoahn]

Tales

GoI Format

  • The Great Rugby Prank War, Part Two - [Deer College] "At halftime during the 2015 game, the field cracked open and Ephraim Bazan, now an undead abomination powered by the darkest sorcery, flew out from a flaming pit riding a dragon made of the bones of wicked children and wielding strange amalgamations of enchantment and technology in all six of his shadow-arms." Written by ch00bakka.
  • 📈Donatello's Sculpting Tools, Circa 1409 - [Mediccian Academy] "A variety of tools used for the purpose of stonemasonry and sculpting, made from steel and various types of wood." Written by Ihp.
  • Adoption Poster: Lloyd! - [WWS] "I also eat dead stuff sometimes: I'm like nature's pest control and cleanup crew!" Written by Aloices.

Fanart

Here you will find a selection of artists who consistently released new work throughout the month and whose art output is worth following. Click on the thumbnails to see full size images. Click on the artists' names to see their profile pages where you will find follow/subscribe/watch options.


BakaIdiota

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Crashington

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MireGari

SCP-166MireGari-1.jpgDr. Clef, SCP-1048MireGari-2.jpgSCP-096MireGari-3.jpgDr. RothMireGari-4.jpgSCP-682, SCP-053MireGari-5.jpgSCP-035MireGari-6.jpgSCP-457MireGari-7.jpgKondraki, Clef, Rights, BrightMireGari-8.jpg

Beelzebwub

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Mimumik

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New artwork pages on this wiki:

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