News for May 2020

This is a series showing off news from the site, articles from the past month1, and fan-content for you to check out and discover! Be sure to leave a comment with your thoughts!

Fandom Stuff

  • The English wiki has doubled the number of its Anti-Harassment Team staff and introduced some changes to that staff team's operations to better protect wiki users. See the policy announcement.
  • The Portugese SCP site (SCP-PT) celebrated two years as an official branch of of the SCP Wiki.
  • On the German wiki the contest to fill SCP-200-DE slot has ended. The theme was "The End". See all entries on the contest page.

Featured Articles

  • SCP-5858 (by T Rutherford): The Kindness of Strangers - "SCP-5858 is the Ambler Theater, located in the borough of Ambler, Montgomery County, Pennsylvania."
  • Private Hell by DrClef - "It should be awesome, he realizes."
  • Síobhra by Ihp - "They've come back."
  • Goliath, Circa 1505 [Medicean Academy of Occult Arts] by RockTeethMothEyes - "Goliath is incredibly durable, proving itself to be near impossible to chip or break, save for the severance of its head."

Reviewer's Spotlight Articles

  • SCP-4456-D (No One Expects The Spanish Decommission!) by Calibri BoldCalibri Bold - "After every reproduction random chimp event, the new SCP-4456 instance is to be provided with 2,500 pounds of pure silver." - selected by Calibri Bold
  • SCP-3520 (Fourteen Orangutans) by LordStonefishLordStonefish - "Despite apparent ease of containment, reclassification to Keter is under possible consideration." - selected by RockTeethMothEyes

You will notice little '📈' emojis beside some articles. That denotes SCP articles which were under 30 and tales which were under 20 when this edition of site news was posted. Give them a little love! Speaking from personal experience, the most frustrating thing that can happen to an article is not deletion, but stagnating below 20 without any comments. So try to read, vote, and comment on these articles! They're often hidden gems :)

Week of May 1st:


  • SCP-3279 ("The Afterimage") - Try to read between the lines. Even in images, there's lines. You just need to be careful. Written by PopsioakPopsioak.
  • SCP-5236 ("Ethics Committee Inquest") - Because this is what happens when you mess up. Investigations led by LiterallyMechanicalLiterallyMechanical.
  • DEAD WEIGHT ≡ DON'T KILL THE VIBE - Give your thanks to the deceased and then depart. Written by NagirosNagiros.
  • SCP-5319 ("Patriotic De-Orangutanification Ordinance") - "Ook ook eek ook eeeeeek!" - The reader of this article, 5 seconds ago. Written by daveyoufooldaveyoufool.
  • SCP-5123 ("Regrets, I've had a few") - But I learn, with the time, that some mistakes can be fixed and some others cannot. It's life. Written by CerastesCerastes.
  • SCP-5049 ("Demon Dan's Discount Homunculus Depot") - Good alliteration, but I gotta dock points for the H. Written by DrAkimotoDrAkimoto.
  • SCP-5160 ("Grandma Sheep believes in you") - "Baa!" - Grandma Sheep. Co-written by YouEverJustYouEverJust and ZynZyn.
  • SCP-5772 ("A Counterexample") - liquid go boom Written by PythyPythy.
  • 📈 SCP-5246 ("Appeal of Rice") - Not to be confused with a peel of rice. Written by sasarpillsasasarpillsa.


  • s w a m p l i g h t - "What's the matter, Craig? Isn't this where you wanted to be?" Written by MalyceGravesMalyceGraves.
  • Totally Not Porn - "Oy gevalt, the head? You're kiddin' me." Written by Marcelles_RaynesMarcelles_Raynes.
  • The Mothership - "So I know we have lots of threads here about UFOs and finding aliens and stuff, but how many people around here have actually SAW one?" Written by TheCassowaryTheCassowary.
  • 📈 Knitting - "Even when Agent Cinders was giving you a compliment, a deep frown creased his face and it felt as though he was always just a few seconds away from ripping someone apart with his bare hands." Written by Agent BronzewickAgent Bronzewick.
  • I, Palimpsest - "It's easier to bleed your skull through a circuit board than people would like to imagine." Written by NatVoltaicNatVoltaic.
  • 📈 Wizard Cops (in color) - "So, what's your name? If we're going to be working together we may as well get to know each other." Written by ProasekProasek.


Week of May 8th:


  • 📈 SCP-4462 ("Fan Death") - You live as a fan, you die as a fan. It's how that works. Written by GerrymanderBassistGerrymanderBassist.
  • 📈 SCP-3326 ("See No Evil") - What do you mean, there's wrong things that we need to fight in the world? You're wrong, there's no such a thing. I don't see them, so it don't exist. Written by HexickHexick.
  • SCP-4295 ("A Homebody") - The owner of the body can easily give proofs that this had been acquired in a legal way. Eventual legal problems fixed by InkmouthInkmouth.
  • 📈 SCP-4783 ("The Human Capital Convention") - It's one of those days, one of those days when you had a treaty to check. Approved by caspian2caspian2.
  • SCP-5601 ("Despite All My Rage, I'm Still Just A Bird In A Cage") - the world is a vampire. Written by DrAkimotoDrAkimoto.
  • 𝒫 - Your average story of numbers. Calculated by HenzoidHenzoid.
  • 📈 SCP-3499 ("Please Stand By") - Will the real redredredredredred please not stand up? I repeat, will the real redredredredredred] please not stand up? We're gonna have a problem here.
  • SCP-5987 ("Sirenhead") - Not what you think. Written by CerastesCerastes.
  • SCP-5076 ("Every Planet We Reach Is Dead") - I lost my leg like I lost my way. Written by Doctor DuneDoctor Dune.
  • SCP-5812 ("Ghostyard") - Here they come to steal my soul. Wait it out until I know. Trying not to feel I give it. Movin' up until I feel go go-oh. Not haunted by cybersqydcybersqyd.
  • 📈 SCP-5799 ("The Tooth Striders") - Brush them. Just brush them. Written by Connor MacWarrenConnor MacWarren.
  • SCP-5835 ("The King In Yellow") - Yellow for a day. Crossed out for a lifetime. Written by daveyoufooldaveyoufool.


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Week of May 15th:


  • SCP-4440 ("IT'S NERF OR (___)") - Nerf or what? Nerf or WHAT? NERF OR WHAT?! Written by PopsioakPopsioak.
  • SCP-5331 ("Night of Fire") - Even if they deny it, yes, they did start the fire. Match cracked by NatVoltaicNatVoltaic.
  • SCP-5085 ("Imprints") - Yeah, they're pretty visible on the paper. Written by HexickHexick.
  • SCP-5721 ("What Passes As Worship In The Digital Age") - Today, with Internet, you are sure that if you want to create a cult about hybrids of watermelons and dogs painted in pink, you're sure that someone will follow you. Written by CerastesCerastes.
  • 📈 SCP-5573 ("The Eyes of Heaven") - They're so high you can't see it. And honestly, who wants to see two big eyes who see you in the sky for no reason? These eyes does not belong to DyslexionDyslexion.
  • SCP-3385 ("The Last Voyage of the Far Horizon.") - It's always touching, when there's the last voyage, don't ya think? Oh, and MalyceGravesMalyceGraves will be your commendant for this last travel.
  • SCP-5305 ("All In His Head") - Portions of this article were written by MeskaMeska. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
  • SCP-5570 ("Ghosts, Busted") - Looks like we don't need to call anyone. Written by DrAkimotoDrAkimoto.
  • SCP-5862 ("Faulkner's Wake") - Too much sound and too much fury. Written by cybersqydcybersqyd.
  • 📈 SCP-4687 ("the call of the void") - the void calls, and it says 'sup. Written by HaydenheadHaydenhead.
  • SCP-5041 ("The Man in the Iron Mask") - But who is he? Written by stormbreathstormbreath.
  • SCP-5915 ("Minds That Wander") - When quarantine don't allow you to wander where you want, use your mind. Always the best solution. Mental place created by RockTeethMothEyesRockTeethMothEyes.
  • SCP-5963 ("Dark Nights at ShowBiz Pizza Place") - Y'know, the sausage bits who were on your pizza? That wasn't sausages. Pizzas cooked by JakdragonXJakdragonX and KaraKattKaraKatt.
  • SCP-5376 ("Turbo Thompson and Deathramp Supreme") - EXTREME JUMPS! Written by RounderhouseRounderhouse.
  • SCP-5707 ("Uncle Sam: The All-American Karcist") - Now, what's freedom to you? Let's talk about it, take a minute, think it through. I'm all about it, but the concept seems new. Written by DrAkimotoDrAkimoto.


  • White Noise Machine - "She woke up, rubbed her eyes and stayed a moment in bed. She hated it when the creature did that, when it stole little things from the day." Written by TuftoTufto.
  • 📈 And the fact it rains - "For now all your strength is spent, and you have found only winter and wasteland, and the water, limned in ice." Written by OriCatOriCat.
  • Justice - "So what possessed you to do something stupid?" Written by Dr WhitneyDr Whitney.
  • 📈 Lo! Behold The Tiger, Valiant is He! - "And the field was empty. Except for the cries of the thunder and of the victorious Sikhs." Written by PopsioakPopsioak.
  • 📈 The Trust - "Some old-fashioned skills never die." Written by CityToastCityToast.
  • Eye-Man - "A user was asking about the cyclops from Jabba's Palace, and the entirety of the thread had it out for this guy." Written by Doctor DuneDoctor Dune.


Week of May 22nd:


  • SCP-5905 ("Gashadokuro") - Bless you. Written by ManyMeatsManyMeats.
  • SCP-5309 is not to exist. - [NO BLURB IS HERE, PLEASE CONTACT AN ADMINISTRATOR FOR FURTHER QUESTIONS]. GreyveGreyve had never created a SCP-5309.
  • SCP-5440 ("Hotline Moses") - Do you like hurting other people with the waves of the Red Sea? Written by DrAkimotoDrAkimoto.
  • SCP-5725 ("We're Getting the Man Back Together Again") - But don't let him put you down. Written by weizhongweizhong.
  • SCP-5095 ("We Need to Talk about O5-3.") - Yeah, again. Written by Mew-ltiverseMew-ltiverse and GreyveGreyve
  • SCP-5403 ("A/N: dis is my first post so NO FLAMERZ PLOX!!!1") - Possibly just an elaborate excuse to put anime catboy Bright on the mainlist? Written by etoisleetoisle.
  • 📈 SCP-5630 ("To Let Freedom Wing") - I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away. And VeraltaVeralta fly with me.
  • SCP-5190 ("Footprints in a Blizzard") - They are here since some minutes, so they will not be too difficult to follow. Written by TanhonyTanhony.
  • SCP-5460 ("Often Go Awry") - 75% of the time, your plans will never go the way you want them to go. Written by Jacob ConwellJacob Conwell.
  • SCP-5852 (""You've got teeth in your bugs."") - This is something little, but if you check that more, you will see it. Magnifying glasses provided by Cyvstvi13Cyvstvi13.
  • SCP-5909 ("The Endless Shrimp") - How many shrimps do you have to eat before you make your skin turn pink? Written by DrAkimotoDrAkimoto.
  • SCP-O5 Council-J ("The O5 Council") - This was coming, one day or another. Oh, and tha O5s are total living duds, lol. Written by cybersqydcybersqyd.
  • 📈 SCP-5650 ("To Cut Salmon by Its Angles") - All you need is a well-sharped knife. Written by VeraltaVeralta.
  • SCP-106-J ("The Barbecue Man") - I just want to grill for god's sakes! Written by Gojirasaur7Gojirasaur7 and Boogey_Man23Boogey_Man23.
  • SCP-5088 ("The Empty Pool") - With all these empty places, it's pretty difficult to write good blurbs, these days. Drained by TanhonyTanhony.
  • SCP-5606 ("Love in the Time of Flesh-Born Depravity") - Love was not in the air, this time. Written by DrAkimotoDrAkimoto.
  • SCP-4827 ("Ghost Stories Around a Black Hole") - And they were not those ones Chris Martin told us, one day. Narrated by caspian2caspian2.
  • SCP-5413 ("Apavitr; Or, I Stared Into A Godless Hole") - I stare into a hole when the Supreme Guru was not and the only thing I found was the bitter smells of bourbon and vodka. Written by PopsioakPopsioak.
  • SCP-5503 ("Feeling Gut!") - Birds flying high, you know how I feel. Sonne in the sky, you know how ich feel. Written by MeskaMeska.
  • SCP-5066 ("Passenger") - Well, you only need the light when it's burning low. Written by TanhonyTanhony.


  • 📈 The Tutelage of a Brother - "When I woke up, the witch bade me a good morning and asked me to teach her the basic push spell." Written by EkronakEkronak.
  • 📈 A Meal à la Nälkä - "I want a balanced diet. I have some doubt that all these tumors and ulcers are doing us any good. It's too one-sided, and think about it. Ulcers are unhealthy tissue." Written by Einer von RabeEiner von Rabe.
  • 📈 Scooby Doo, I Wanna Be Like You - "Cowboy George was an odd fellow. Blue, jaunty, a chinchilla in a trenchcoat and Cowboy hat." Written by UraniumEmpireUraniumEmpire.
  • It's fine, but it still hurts - "Right, of course. What’s the situation, Dr. Rights?" Written by DrMagnusDrMagnus.
  • 📈 Sunfire - "The mountain absorbed the stale white light from the sun, causing the rocks to glow with heat." Written by redredredredredred.
  • 📈 Arnven Burns - "I do not know why she has allowed me to write. She has me here, in my room, watching me." Written by EkronakEkronak.
  • Pineapple Cognitohazard - "Jesus, Evelyn, I haven't seen you since last week, you look awful." Written by HenzoidHenzoid.
  • 📈 Dire Tidings - "If you could forgive my letter’s sudden intrusion into your penitential meditation, I have come to write to you on this occasion not because of my personal qualms, but to inform you of a matter that might concern not only you, but the other Cardinal Doctors in the Overwatch Cathedral as well." Written by EkronakEkronak.
  • 📈 The Vampire in the Closet - "You know, maybe the next time you visit, we could see that new Dracula movie." Written by ELGooseberryELGooseberry.

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Here you will find a selection of artists whose art output is worth following. The thumbnails are clickable.

Dr Whitney's Art Pile by Dr WhitneyDr Whitney

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15YellowPaperclips' DeviantArt Page by 15YellowPaperclips


Soos' Amino Page by Soos

Just one picture!soos1.jpgLook into the eyes of your doom.soos2.jpgHave you lost something?soos3.jpg

clockwork's Amino Page by clockwork

Heartsclockwork1.jpgSludge Brain Timeclockwork2.jpgSimple drawingsclockwork3.jpg

Dr. Harp's Amino Page by Dr. Harp

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