News For June 2018

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June, the month where spring time ends and summer begins, bringing with it heat and SCP articles.

This is a series showing off news from the site, articles from the past month1, and fan-content for you to check out and discover! Be sure to leave a comment with your thoughts!

Featured Articles

  • The featured articles for June were SCP-2581 ("Greeting Card Rapture") by Kandarin, Beasts of the Old Letters by KnightKnight and OZ Ouroboros, and UIU File: 2014-014 by 9Volt and LordStoneFish! The first is about greeting cards spreading the words of many gods, the second is a collection of stories from a forgotten world, and the third is about the concept of shark.

Event Featured Articles

The theme for the month of June was Location!

  • In SCP-2191 ("Dracula Factory"), by Metaphysician, the Foundation is forced up against earthquakes and vampiric entities.
  • In SCP-257 ("Professor William Woodsworth’s Collection of Curiosities"), by Tom Serveaux, an esteemed Gentleman seeks to stock his zoo with some rather interesting specimens.
  • In SCP-2548 ("The Friendly Vacuum"), by TyGently, a region of space realizes it isn't alone.

Congratulations to
The Clever Gentleman,
weryllium, cadavercommander, modern_erasmus, and Fieldstone,
For winning the Doomsday Contest!

Contest Articles

On June 28th, the second team contest on the site, Doomsday Contest concluded! Congratulations to Team "The Clever Gentleman" for winning first place, Team "I Don't Wanna Die" for winning second place, and Team "Fuhgeddaboutit" for winning third place! Check out the Doomsday Contest Hub for more information!

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Week of June 1st:

SCPs

  • SCP-3397 ("Fortes Fortuna Iuvat!") - History can be watched, but never touched. Written by OweynLupton.
  • SCP-3757 ("Cocoon Park") - Who knew insects could value community service so much. Written by RockTeethMothEyes.
  • SCP-3640 ("Escape from the House of Mouse") - In the dark nights of Florida, the Disney Characters come out to feed. Written by A Random Day.
  • SCP-3412 ("Life in a Peaceful New World") - "Soon, I'll either climb up towards Hell or tunnel into stillbirth again." Written by Decibelles.
  • SCP-3427 ("Anatomical Civilization") - "SCP-3427-1A is located in SCP-3427’s heart, and has the densest population of all five colonies." Written by Wildman8.
  • SCP-3342 ("The Blackfoot Potato Transplants") - The potato is the source of all life. Written by DrConnors.
  • SCP-3426 ("A Spark Into the Night") - A cosmic trail of dead worlds, all leading towards us. Written by Modulum.
  • SCP-3727 ("Syringe Man") - The Lord of All Things (Note: Said 'things' must be syringe shaped). Written by HeshMan96.
  • SCP-783 ("There Was A Crooked Man") - "He stole a crooked child, who cried a crooked squeal" Written by Shaggydredlocks.
  • SCP-1831 ("The Tower and The Hermit") - Instructions unclear, middle aged French man stuck in Eiffel Tower. Written by Westrin.
  • SCP-3549 ("Sweet Medieval Bitcoin") - "As this doctor was in full plague doctor attire I cannot give a description of him, but if anyone tries to claim Tally using the above password, please detain them for me." Written by DrChandra.
  • SCP-3479 ("Proof We Are All As Angels") - Kiss and we may ascend to the heavens. Written by Dr Reach.
  • SCP-1131-J ("It works, guys! Trust me!") - "This is commonly achieved via hand-shaped tinfoil wrapped around the head in a fashion similar to a hat." Written by DrCaroll.
  • SCP-1463 ("Comprehension/Invasion/Evasion") - "NOTICE FOR ALL SCP-1463 RESEARCHERS: In emergency scenarios communication may not always be possible, such as if an antimemetic anomaly is being applied to most forms of communication." Written by 9Volt.
  • SCP-3869 ("High Quality Ripoff") - A ripper to surpass Siivagunner. Written by CuppaBro.
  • SCP-3692 ("the notebook") - turn the page. Written by juno-rosee.
  • SCP-3407 ("¢10 Per Ticket") - Ignore the film and let the syringe take over. Written by Hot-coles.
  • SCP-3238 ("dado juice") - juice give strnegth. not a typeo Written by DrConnors.
  • Jim North's Proposal - "SCP-001 is a male human known as 'Dr. Wondertainment.'" Written by Jim North.
  • SCP-3314 ("Paintings From a Homesick Painter") - To paint is to put your feelings on the canvas, so that others may feel the same. Written by urbandelayed.
  • SCP-3912 ("Final Memories Through The Lens") - The perfect photo-the composition, the lighting, the the four cuts through the chest. Just perfect. Written by A_Sack_Of_Potatoes.
  • SCP-3423 ("Inspirational Window") - Walk the world without taking a single step. Written by Utylike.
  • SCP-3367 ("Prayers from Children, Eternally Answered") - "This kinda rage don't just boil over. And it's eternal catharsis. That's what it is." Written by kinchtheknifeblade.
  • SCP-3372 ("A Betrayer's Retribution and Quite the Earful") - Remember what they always say about putting things in your ears. Written by TL333s.
  • SCP-3376 ("The Dreaming Stone") - "Those affected by SCP-3376 are subjected to what has been reported as thousands of years watching the largely uneventful image of the cove." Written by Wyrmwoods.
  • SCP-3639 ("Whataboots") - "Actions taken by subjects wearing SCP-3639, hereafter designated as SCP-3639-1, will cause primary and secondary observers to rationalize any actions taken by SCP-3639-1." Written by Roget.
  • SCP-3391 ("An Artificial God") - Poseidon, the heart of the sea. Written by Tiamat Elsen.
  • SCP-3647 ("Quousque Tandem?") - Public speaking and Social Anxiety, with just the prick of a pin. Written by OweynLupton.
  • SCP-2254 ("The Demon La Hire") - A Jack of Hearts. Written by djkaktus.
  • SCP-3568 ("Shapes") - "SCP-3568 is a specific arrangement of simple geometric symbols that, when observed, causes the viewer's head to violently expand and burst." Written by Virelsa.
  • SCP-3671 ("A very angry box of cereal") - Opened up a whole can of cereal. Written by DrMorris.
  • SCP-3389 ("The Lake That Burns You") - 'Any human being entering SCP-3389 will, after a variable amount of time not exceeding ten minutes, be pulled beneath the surface of the water regardless of the depth at which they were standing." Written by marshpine.
  • SCP-2640 ("The Gurdon Lights") - "The legend states that the man's head was separated from his body and was never found, and that the light that people see comes from his lantern as he searches for it." Written by DrConnors.
  • SCP-3736 ("Talk It!") - Secure it! Contain it! Protect it! Written by Karem.

Tales

  • A Vale of Tears - "Jesus. This, this is even worse than that world where the sun turns people into wax monsters. At least those things seemed kind of happy." Written by DrChandra.

Misc

Week of June 8th:

SCPs

  • SCP-3482 ("Living On A Prayer") - Halfway through death, forgotten by heaven. Written by Deadly Bread.
  • SCP-3266 ("Time Loop in the Ardennes Forest") - 'Individuals who enter the effective range of SCP-3266 will spontaneously disappear to an unspecified location in the Ardennes Forest during the Battle of the Bulge in 1943…" Written by McBurnsy.
  • SCP-3646 ("Phantom Mosquitos") - The buzzing, doctor. Don't you hear it? Written by IAmTheOoga.
  • SCP-3790 ("Department of Abnormalities") - "The door is free of identifying markings save for a small metal placard just above the door handle that reads "SCP Foundation Department of Abnormalities"." Written by djkaktus and Croquembouche.
  • SCP-3964 ("Suicide Staircase") - Judgment comes from the jump, to live or to die. Written by thefirecrest.
  • SCP-2947 ("Fidget Winners") - The art of Fidget Spinner battles is an art that has been passed down for generations. Written by Ihp.
  • SCP-3358 ("Anomaly Apartments Site-316") - "None of us want to be anomalies, so, this is the best we could do." Written by JanitorCakeworth and Uncle Nicolini.
  • SCP-3516 ("I Fell Off My Bike") - The most metal bike ever created. Written by IAmTheOoga.
  • SCP-3679 ("Make a Geas, Foundation") - It seems the devil lost his pen. Written by duodude55.
  • SCP-3387 ("A Small World After All") - "SCP-3387 is the designation for the attraction “It’s a Small World” and the anomalous phenomena that occurs within the ride at Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom in Orlando, Florida." Written by TKSeoul.
  • SCP-3542 (""Fear Not, Citizen!"") - Because fuck the Chaos Insurgency. Written by tretter and captain kirby.
  • SCP-3851 ("You May Not Be Able To Drown Your Demons, But The Demons Can Drown Your Screams") - They lie beneath it all. Written by DrCaroll.
  • SCP-3778 ("We Are Possum. We Are Legion.") - "Through ingestion of SCP-3778-1, any opossum can reach sapience." Written by Lady Zero.
  • SCP-3652 - "When an item is placed into SCP-3652 and it is shut, the item is turned inside out over a period of exactly five (5) minutes." Written by JoseDzirehChong.
  • SCP-3384 ("Try Not to Laugh") - Surely the video isn't that bad… Written by Black Spruce.
  • SCP-3229 ("A Blessed Sea") - And it looks as if this sea seeks to take over the rest. Written by Chiriox.
  • SCP-2968 ("Stairway to Heaven") - The bodies of the few carry upon their shoulders the weight of heaven. Written by Anaxagoras.
  • SCP-3346 ("Worry Hat") - Nostalgia isn't always a good thing. Written by ahbonjour.
  • SCP-3419 ("Humants") - "SCP-3419 is a group of 51 52 humans with varying physical descriptions. The group displays similar behavior to that of an ant colony, with SCP-3419-Alpha acting as the queen of the group" Written by Choiwel.
  • SCP-3539 ("The Miracle Thriller") - 'CP-3539’s interior contains a series of vacuous, measurably infinite spaces accessible through windows, air vents, closets, and various small openings." Written by Poet Faroe.

Tales

  • I Wish You Weren't Here - "Gabriel was not exactly a novice when it came to Kit’s suicide attempts." Written by Zachary Maxwell.
  • Heartfelt - The Foundation never lets you go. Written by DrConnors.
  • Please, Say My Name - "One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time." Written by J E S T E R.
  • You Ain't No Family - ""Thank you both!" A radiant, blushing ASCII face popped up." Written by Decibelles.
  • Every Last Drop - And it came pouring down. Written by DrCaroll.
  • Internal Affairs - When the all-seeing eye fails, somebody needs to be there to clean up the mess. Written by Zederex Armin.
  • Thieves Come In Fives - "That was the last time she would willingly work with Sarkics ever again." Written by Sir Baubius.
  • Foundation Incident Review 221-B - "The entities described by Security Officer Rodriguez are believed to be Class-A reality benders, possibly originating from a dimensional shift experiment conducted at Site-221 one week prior to the incident." Written by kingpogan.
  • Over(thinking) the Rainbow - "“Ahh, have you been hitting the ganja Gears?” Clef asked in mild disbelief. “We haven’t been hacked. That logo’s just for pride month.”" Written by DrChandra.
  • It Had All Been For Nothing - One horror goes out, only to be replaced by another. Written by Foxcheetah.
  • Emergency Action Bulletin - "At 5:21 PM Eastern Standard Time, several unidentified aircraft entered US airspace above the Florida and Georgia regions." Written by kingpogan.
  • A Place In The Back Of Your Mind - There's no time to explain! Written by Sir Baubius.
  • Pizzicato - "The sun rose to mark the new doomsday." Written by DrDromeus.

GOI Formats

Misc

Week of June 15th:

SCPs

  • SCP-3653 ("A Calendar with Extra Days") - I once had to wait a whole year for my birthday! Written by Flaminglog.
  • SCP-3764 ("A Gift From A Friend") - The bread and butter of friendship. Written by AwsomeSawsome.
  • SCP-3803 ("Custom-Made Business Cards, On the Go!") - D-1221 becomes a business card tycoon and the enemy of nature. Written by Uncle Nicolini.
  • SCP-3576 ("Think But This And All Is Mended") - The spirit of a renaissance fair made into reality. Written by Wyrmwoods.
  • SCP-3798 ("There Are Flowers There") - "5 for your safety we have closed every door." Written by Poet Faroe.
  • SCP-3454 ("The Land DENIERS of Tall Bees") - We are all in agreement that the bees are very tall. Written by TL333s.
  • I.H.Pickman's Proposal - "SCP-001 is an anomalous universal constant which has been dubbed by Sinclair, West, Pike, Bailey et al. as the Law of Narrative Causality." Written by Ihp.
  • SCP-3283 ("The biggest back yard in Boise") - A whole world, all contained in your dining room. Written by Caprica Six.
  • SCP-3293 ("You Can't Go Home") - "SCP-3293's anomalous effects manifested in its ability to create complex and inexplicable machinery and technology out of mundane objects, seemingly at will." Written by djkaktus.
  • SCP-3625 ("The Great American Meme Machine") - "SCP-3625 creates and anonymously distributes non-anomalous memes on the internet." Written by djkaktus.
  • SCP-3009 ("A Task Force in King Author's Court") - "Their heads were engorged, and filled with an unidentifiable liquid that eliminated any matter it came into contact with." Written by Shaggydredlocks.
  • SCP-HR009-J ("Eye-Grabbing Clickbait Title") - "Personnel file replaced with semi-readable document composed primarily of seventeen viewing tabs, each of which leading to a further seventeen viewing tabs." Written by Kalinin.
  • SCP-3462 ("The Subliminal Little Toaster") - "26 hours after exposure to SCP-3462, subject began talking seductively to an oven contained within her cell." Written by Deadly Bread.
  • SCP-3274 ("Nowhere Else To Run") - "SCP-3274 are adult humans who originate from an unknown point in our future timeline." Written by CrystalMonarch.
  • SCP-3961 ("Professor Taft") - WitchTaft at the Univeristiy of Cincinnati. Written by Toa_Vine.
  • SCP-1948-J ("The Comrade") - "SCP-1948-J is a member of Equus caballus, yet somehow it has the ability to speak and the staff is absolutely pleased with that!" Written by Naidrox.
  • SCP-3706 ("50,000 Krakens Under the Sea") - The Armada of Atlantis. Written by DrBleep.
  • SCP-3220 ("Panopticon II") - Long buried silo. / With statues held prisoner. /Abnormalities. Written by A Random Day.
  • SCP-3765 ("Beaver Builders Building Buildings") - "Instances of SCP-3765 prefer to build their structures on riverbeds and other areas where non-anomalous beavers reside, but have been shown to take civilian "clients" for inland construction." Written by niceguy44.
  • SCP-3455 ("411 Days A Year") - The greatest party of all time, taking the world by storm. Written by Mortos.
  • SCP-3668 ("Provenance") - From our ancestors we came, and so they shall protect. Written by stormbreath.
  • SCP-3392 ("Euclid's Blackboard") - A math eating chalkboard. Written by Mikroscopic.

Tales

  • Denton and McDowell Save Sixty Dollars - "As one, both Agents' thaumic rings started to buzz. Something within a mile of them was anomalous." Written by DrMagnus.
  • On the Outskirts - A collection of six stories, covering thirty years of a life lived on the periphery of Foundation. Written by stormbreath.
  • It will be fun, they said. - "You could connect to closest UNGOC hotline, who would then dispatch a team of mages through either a supersonic transport or an apportation circle, and then pommel the dragon with their enchanted bullets." Written by Rigen.
  • Mobile Suit Bumaro Versus Tokyo Ghoul Ion - Your next words will be ""Get fucked, Boltbrain! I'm doing fine!"" Written by GibberingEloquence.
  • Occult Standards - ""We want your delicious caviar. All of it." To that, the room fell silent." Written by Sir Baubius.
  • An Angel who has Forsaken Sympathy - "This is the revelation of the Star Surgeon, which the inward-facing eye saw, resonant within my void." Written by Gabriel Jade.
  • Mutable State - "So, her name is Xiaoshan. She has (apparently?) killed a man; the police are now after her. " Written by The Great Hippo.
  • SCP-001-D - Time marches on, both for demons and the devils that contain them. Written by stormbreath.
  • Faster-Than-Light Prelude - The Foundation takes to the stars. Nobody is allowed to know why or how. Written by 9Volt.
  • Stuck in the Past - Time takes its toll. Written by GrimmCreeper.
  • Shy - It's always the quiet kids. Written by Dr Gears.
  • Obituary For The Immortal - "Humans were never meant to live as long as O5-13." Written by Stallmantic.
  • Life Lessons, or You Aren't Getting Younger Every Day - Age heals even the largest wounds. Written by subtletea.
  • Poem found on a bronze tablet, ca. 300 CE - "Yet unbreakable was your faith to the God Unbroken!" Written by Univine.

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Misc

Week of June 22nd:

SCPs

  • SCP-3486 ("Baby Mine") - Dumpser babies that look the part. Written by Dog Teeth.
  • SCP-3619 ("You Spin Me Right Round, Baby, Right Round") - "SCP-3619's head and neck continuously rotate counter-clockwise, at a minimum observed rate of 3 rpm, and a maximum observed rate of approximately 90 rpm." Written by DrChandra.
  • SCP-2398 ("Home Run Bat") - "Mr. Thomas managed to get SCP-2398 out of the back seat of his car and swung it at one of the women, causing her body to detonate." Written by djkaktus.
  • SCP-3556 ("Durbal, The Rude Sticky Note") - "“current draft doesnt have enough swans” WHAT THE [EXPLETIVE] DOES THAT MEAN?!" Written by JanitorCakeworth.
  • SCP-3945 ("Big Huge Nightmare Panther") - Cats are crafty creatures, even in death. Written by time2shine.
  • SCP-3928 - Hunting with music is rather efficient. Written by kingpogan.
  • SCP-3458 ("Bad Sectors") - Human Drive Defragmentation successful. Written by Kachompsky.
  • SCP-3923 ("Negotium Ficus") - "Put on a nice show and pretend to eat some of our own dogfood until they have a 'come to Jesus moment' and then we just so happen to lower our prices and manage to set up a profit center in the untapped sector." Written by Uncle Nicolini.
  • SCP-sqrt(-1)-J- "Someone already published a paper on horses with some anomalous nanoparticles integrated into them that seek boredom." Written by scpcrnp.
  • SCP-3908 ("I am myself.") - "Human male. Gray hair. Brown eyes. 1.8 meters. 72 killograms. Caucasian. 40 years. Not such a bad guy." Written by JanitorCakeworth.
  • SCP-1548 ("The Star, the Hateful") - A single dying light in the darkness of the universe. Written by 9Volt and Varaxous.
  • SCP-1444 ("A Gravedigger for the Forgotten") - Forgotten in death, but not ignored. Written by stormbreath.
  • SCP-3956 ("The Mealworm Song") - "In the second act, an actor will sing an unscripted solo about mealworms for 2-3 minutes. The opening line is always, "Mmm, tasty mealworms"." Written by rubberchickenzilla.
  • SCP-1917 ("Industrial Revelation") - Rusting gears turning over, never to know the bright green grass. Written by MaliceAforethought.
  • SCP-2302 ("The Ditz") - "Following the conclusion of the interview, one random member of staff at Site-54 present within the building will rapidly melt into a substance identical to human vomit." Written by LordStonefish.
  • SCP-1313 ("Solve for Bear") - "SCP-1313 is an anomalous series of logical processes, capable of being defined as a mathematical equation to which the answer is a single female specimen of Ursus arctos." Written by MaliceAforethought.
  • SCP-3809 - A forested Labyrinth. Written by kingpogan.
  • SCP-1701 ("In Tents and Purposes") - A predatory gazebo. Written by Weryllium.
  • SCP-3783 ("Baba Yaga's Cottage") - "Beneath SCP-3783 are four fleshy limbs located at the corners that terminate in three spindly clawed fingers, which resemble the toes of a domestic chicken (Gallus gallus)" Written by Baronjoe.
  • SCP-3849 ("Beast Pits") - The hunt is a sacred sport, spoiled by the many. Written by Rounderhouse.

Tales

  • DIRECTIVE A-42 - The Earth can no longer hold us. The stars await. Written by Cyantreuse.
  • This Is A Direct Appeal - Alternate realities or fiction? What's the difference? And what are we going to do about it? Written by Sophia Light.
  • About Deer College - "Renowned for its groundbreaking integration of occult studies into a liberal arts curriculum, Deer is known for its high standards of magical practice, creative thinking, and engaged multiversal citizenship." Written by ch00bakka.
  • Video Killed The Radio Star - A final scream into the night. Written by Doctor Cimmerian.
  • The Easily Defeated Meets the Completely Harmless - "Like the small, robotic man he was, he grumpily trundled down the halls to locate some annoying flesh creature whose ankles he could easily latch onto and snap like a twig!" Written by explaintheparadox.
  • Operation Wilhelm - Like cockroaches, the fascists never really go away. Written by kingpogan.
  • Autonomy, Part I - Foundation employment never did end with death. Written by Cyantreuse.
  • How Not To Misappropriate Foundation Resources - "The door shook furiously on its hinges. The little monsters outside were going to break through eventually. “Come out, we want to plaaaay.”" Written by DrMagnus.
  • Old Kansas Sector ~ 13: I Was A Teenage Reality Bender - "The flesh that the entities were housed in squeezed through the first rifts left in the wake of God’s destruction." Written by faminepulse.
  • Old Kansas Sector ~ 14: Bobble the President - "Gersha's Frontal Lobe, EL, Murder Town, Kansas, USA" Written by faminepulse.

Misc


Fandom Stuff

  • SCP-4000 Contest Hub - The SCP-4000 contest was announced! The theme: History! Posting begins in July - Prepare to watch history be made.

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