News for June 2020

This is a series showing off news from the site, articles from the past month1, and fan-content for you to check out and discover! Be sure to leave a comment with your thoughts!

Fandom Stuff

  • The Russian Branch of the SCP Foundation turned 10 years old this June!
  • CorpseCon2020 ended as the month closed out!
  • We're holding an Instagram art contest! Come check it out here!
  • The Greek Branch is now recognized as an unofficial branch of the SCP Wiki!

Featured Articles

  • SCP-4364 ('Let Him Eat Cake") by taylor_itkin - "In the event of SCP-4364 expiration, a full autopsy is to be performed and an exploration team dispatched into SCP-4364."
  • SCP-5550 ("I, Singh, My Body Collected") by Popsioak: - "SCP-5550 is the designation for approximately three cups of ashes of PoI-1342, Hari Singh Nalwa."

Reviewer's Spotlight Articles

  • SCP-2656 ("The Idiot Box") by CupertinoEffectCupertinoEffect - "Stage 4: Sections of the brain are further dissected." - selected by sirpudding
  • SCP-5553 ("Psycho Social Media") by CityToastCityToast - "Premature shutdown of the device does not mitigate the lethal effect of the infohazard." - selected by DianaBerry
  • SCP-5909 ("The Endless Shrimp") by DrAkimotoDrAkimoto - "SCP-5909 is a crustacean measuring an estimated 2.1 light-years in length, located 7.5 light-years from the Sol System." - selected by Naveil

You will notice little '📈' emojis beside some articles. That denotes SCP articles which were under 30 and tales which were under 20 when this edition of site news was posted. Give them a little love! Speaking from personal experience, the most frustrating thing that can happen to an article is not deletion, but stagnating below 20 without any comments. So try to read, vote, and comment on these articles! They're often hidden gems :)

Week of June 1st:

SCPs

  • SCP-5339 ("And He Rose Again With a Third Leg") - He rose again, but with his new third leg, walking was harder and a little bit ridiculous. Spell casted by Magic8Ball04Magic8Ball04.
  • SCP-5255 ("Primordial Truth") - Finally, the real, exact and correct truth who will stay correct forever. For real this time. We mean it. Spoken by TanhonyTanhony.
  • SCP-5935 ("Blood and the Breaking of My Heart") - Once upon a time, a man named Elton John said "Don't go breaking my heart". Nobody listened to him. Written by djkaktusdjkaktus.
  • SCP-5102 ("Dear Diary") - Today, I killed someone. The same someone who was my friend. Written by TanhonyTanhony.
  • 📈 SCP-5152 ("I Remember This Dread, Oh So Far From Dead") - But, at the end of the day, you don't like dread nor dead. The two are shit. Written by AzamoAzamo.
  • SCP-5805 ("You Can't Go Back") - Not all the times. It depends. Choice made by ManyMeatsManyMeats.
  • SCP-5530 ("The Hebridean Charm") - A wonderful souvenir to have, isn't it? Bought by MeskaMeska.
  • SCP-5683 (""Will you walk into my parlour?" said a spider to a fly") - And the fly ask "If I say no, what will happen?". Written by TanhonyTanhony.

Tales

Misc

Week of June 8th:

SCPs

  • SCP-5950 ("Butt Buddies Forever") - Bubble butts forever. Written by DrAkimotoDrAkimoto.
  • SCP-5286 ("Autophagia") - Cells are something surprising to see. Written by IszthIszth.
  • 📈 SCP-5730 ("To Be a King of the Seas Anew") - You ned only to smell like Seaweed Spirit again. Written by VeraltaVeralta.
  • SCP-5590 ("That Little Bastard Robot") - It hadn't pissed on my wife. Its still a bitchass motherfucker. Poorly builded by AnActualCrowAnActualCrow.
  • SCP-5256 ("Perspective") - Perspectives are all around us and flows through us, constantly striving for… what, it's striving for nothing? Written by HexickHexick.
  • SCP-5062 ("The Cleansing Room") - Long and annoying, but so pleasant in the end. Written by TanhonyTanhony.
  • 📈 SCP-5056 ("The Constant Companions") - These friends are even not those you made along this way, because they were here since the first day. Written by HarryBlankHarryBlank.
  • SCP-4752 ("Mountainous Economics") - The difference between that and usual economics? There's no difference, if you haven't studied that, you will never understand. Fortunately, there's economics courses given by OCuinOCuin.
  • SCP-5407 ("нектар") - Da. Written by DrAkimotoDrAkimoto.
  • SCP-5198 ("For Your Own Good") - It's daveyoufooldaveyoufool who tell ya it was good for ya. And he knows what he's doing, so listen to him.
  • 📈 SCP-5845 ("With Apologies to Mercury") - To all the "Mercury" who are born on this Earth, really. Apologies made by Nameless MediocreNameless Mediocre.
  • SCP-5202 ("Clucked") - dude we are so clucked, mother clucker! Written by DrAkimotoDrAkimoto.
  • SCP-5863 ("Bird Brained") - With luck, you should not be too angry. Written by cybersqydcybersqyd.
  • 📈 5SCP-5662 ("Act III: Life and Depth") - This is your life. Written by PopsioakPopsioak.
  • SCP-5430 ("A Snake Wearing 48 Sneakers") - everybody gangsta till the snake start walking. Written by A Random DayA Random Day.
  • SCP-5907 ("The Perfect Fit") - No, it's not the one on the Wii console but it's better than that. Written by DrAkimotoDrAkimoto.
  • SCP-5937 ("Opening Up") - Lift me up, lift me up. Higher now ama. Opened by RockTeethMothEyesRockTeethMothEyes.
  • SCP-3911 ("The Thorn of God") - Which is not an edgy metaphor about humans. He truly had a thorn in His foot and it makes Him suffer, He needs help. Written by MalyceGravesMalyceGraves.
  • SCP-5594 ("Snail Racing to the End of Reality") - I'd bet that the number 2 would be the winner, as soon as he avoid these big extradimensional holes. Race organized by PlaguePJPPlaguePJP.
  • SCP-5093 ("Damnatio Memoriae") - Also known as "Fuck That Stupid Brain, I Cannot Remember What I Want To Be Reminded, Goddamnit". Written by J DuneJ Dune.

Tales

GoI Formats

Week of June 15th:

SCPs

  • SCP-5269 ("Exile") - There's always a point in life when you need to flee. Escape made by J DuneJ Dune.
  • 📈 SCP-5976 ("Vantage Point of a Nightmare") - Have you ever thought if it was possible to having the point of view of someone other than you in a dream? Written by JackalRelatedJackalRelated.
  • SCP-600-KO - a wonderful tree. Written by thd-glassesthd-glasses, translated by INT_TranslatorINT_Translator.
  • 📈 SCP-4761 ("Lost in Yesterday") - And it already seems so far away. Written by RogetRoget.
  • 📈 SCP-4639 ("Product Profile - Citrus Vitae") - Love lemons. And pomelos. And sweet oranges. And all the others. Written by MalyceGravesMalyceGraves.
  • 📈 SCP-5278 ("A Ghost Town Isn't Always Abandoned") - And if you think it is, go deeper. Explored by chiifuchiifu.
  • 📈 SCP-5091 ("Sir Skeleton.") - "Daniel Fortesque" was already taken. Written by Eliminator_V5Eliminator_V5.
  • 📈 SCP-5988 ("Deep Sleep") - [NO BLURB HERE, THE BLURBER SLEEPS. AND Connor MacWarrenConnor MacWarren SLEEPS TOO, DO NOT DISTURB THOSE WHO SLEEP.]
  • 📈 SCP-5266 ("Press F To Pay Respects") - F. Written by DrUnoriginal does not match any existing user name.
  • SCP-5145 ("I Buried The Sun") - I needed a big shovel for this one. Buried by TanhonyTanhony.
  • 📈 SCP-5689 ("Act V: Him, His Devil, and Confessional") - At the end of the day, it was the same person. Written by PopsioakPopsioak.
  • SCP-5861 ("Watt is Love") - Baby don't hurt me. I don't want to put my fingers on an electric outlet again. Shocked by cybersqydcybersqyd.
  • 📈 SCP-5980 ("A king fit for a feast") - But the king needs to be careful because the more he eats, the more he can become the fool. Written by Marcelles_RaynesMarcelles_Raynes.
  • SCP-5304 ("😳SCP REEL😳") - STORM SITE 50 THEY CAN’T STOP ALL OF US Written by etoisleetoisle.
  • SCP-5992 ("The Dionysus Pit") - Wine and women and wonderful vices, welcome to the cult of Dionysus! Written by J DuneJ Dune.
  • 📈 SCP-5235 ("Thief of Time") - He can't running out of time. Because time is his hostage. Written by Dr MonedDr Moned.
  • SCP-5740 ("all cop are buddy by dado") - oink oink Written by djkaktusdjkaktus.
  • SCP-5617 ("Sometimes When You Ask A Question, The Answer is "Because Fuck You."") - b-but i just wanted to ask a question… Written by CerastesCerastes.
  • SCP-INTEGER - Yes, "INTEGER" is a number. You're not aware of that? Written by Placeholder McDPlaceholder McD.

Tales

Misc

Week of June 22nd:

SCPs

  • 📈 SCP-5507 ("Blade of the Blood Lotus") - The Blue Lotus was better. Sword sharpened by DrAkimotoDrAkimoto.
  • SCP-5355 ("YOU THINK YOU'RE BIG, KID?") - I'm a grown-up adult, Mom. Written by PopsioakPopsioak.
  • SCP-5364 ("Seventy Millimeter Projector") - No wonder why it's difficult to find it. Written by PlaguePJPPlaguePJP.
  • 📈 SCP-4786 ("The Mouth that Hungers") - Nomnomnomnomnomnom. Eaten by MalyceGravesMalyceGraves.
  • 📈 SCP-5780 ("To Hatch Parises and Chase Geese") - You chase Geese with some cheese for saving the bees. Written by VeraltaVeralta.
  • SCP-5970 ("Dustism (Always For You)") - This is for fans of dust, not fans of Dustin Hoffman, please leave. Dust provided by NatVoltaicNatVoltaic.
  • 📈 SCP-5918 ("Organ Harvesting") - We use animals for that, so why not using humans? Harvested by Marcelles_RaynesMarcelles_Raynes.
  • 📈 SCP-007-INT ("Oneiric") - "blurb" Written by slashannemooslashannemoo and DrGraphDrGraph, translated by INT_TranslatorINT_Translator.
  • 📈 SCP-5109 ("The One-Time Password") - Forget about it? Not a problem, you will not use it a second time. Decrypted by HarryBlankHarryBlank.
  • 📈 SCP-5395 ("Thought Bubbles") - They will not end up buried in a jungle. Written by (account deleted).
  • SCP-5094 ("Miss J's Whiz Kidz Schoolhouse") - And yo, homie, this schoolhouse will rock your socks, yo, ya know what it's like, bros and sis. Written by etoisleetoisle.
  • 📈 SCP-5406 ("Duck Dividends") - Ducks were all capitalist soldiers since the beginning. Nobody can be trusted. Written by DrAkimotoDrAkimoto.
  • 📈 SCP-5758 ("The Moth Tide") - It would be funny if it would be possible to surf on this tide. Written by MeskaMeska.
  • SCP-5677 ("Corporate Jungle") - Y'know what is truly buried in this jungle? It's not bubbles. It's capitalism. Written by DrAkimotoDrAkimoto.
  • SCP-5706 ("SKYRIM SPEED RUN PRANK!!!!! (GONE WRONG!) [GONE SEXUAL!!] {NOT CLICKBAIT!!!}") - Definitely gone wrong. Written by ch00bakkach00bakka.

Tales

GoI Formats

Misc

Fanart

Here you will find a selection of artists whose art output is worth following. The thumbnails are clickable.

The8thMonth_AV

The Hanged King.The8thMonth_AV-1.pngSCP-2264
(In The Court of Alagadda)
The8thMonth_AV-2.png
SCP-134
(Star Eyed Child)
The8thMonth_AV-3.png

depress_espresso

SCP-565
(Ed's Head)
depress_espresso-1.jpg
A quick sketch of SCP-507 (Reluctant Dimension Hopper) through the agesdepress_espresso-2.jpgSCP-1799
(Mr. Laugh)
depress_espresso-3.jpg

Anunqualifiedhuman

In-Security
Episode #38
Anunqualifiedhuman-1.jpg
In-Security
Episode #39
Anunqualifiedhuman-2.jpg
In-Security
Episode #40
Anunqualifiedhuman-3.jpg

ChunkDominguez

SCP posterChunkDominguez.jpg

thepotatocultivator

Three Portlandsthepotatocultivator-1.jpgInspired by SCP-2264
(In the Court of Alagadda)
thepotatocultivator-2.jpg
Connor and Gilbert
(from Lord Bung’s "Confinement" series.)
thepotatocultivator-3.jpg

That_Bird101

SCP-006
(Fountain of Youth)
as a mug
That_Bird101-1.jpg
SCP-007
(Abdominal Planet)
as a mug
That_Bird101-2.jpg
SCP-008
(Zombie Plague)
as a mug
That_Bird101-3.jpg

Andrew Howell

This is my cosplay/ airsoft SCP Armor setandrew-howell-1.jpgThis is my cosplay/ airsoft SCP Armor setandrew-howell-2.jpgThis is my cosplay/ airsoft SCP Armor setandrew-howell-3.jpg

spips.

POV: you are the Scarlet Kingspips-1.jpgOmg Spips can't you be original for oncespips-2.jpgGotta love medieval stuffspips-3.jpg





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