News for August 2020

This is a series showing off news from the site, articles from the past month1, and fan-content for you to check out and discover! Be sure to leave a comment with your thoughts!

Fandom Stuff

  • A bunch of old articles including SCP-682 got new images!
  • The French branch of the SCP Wiki celebrated 2000 members and 5000 articles at the same time!
  • The INT SCP Discord is setting up new channels to encourage cross-branch collaboration and has started with a joint DE-IT site!
  • The German (DE) Wiki has completed their rules for canon and have facilitated contribution!
  • The Canon Renaissance Contest was announced!

Featured Articles

  • SCP-5309 ("Stele") written by Greyve, selected by captain cold, barredowl, and dianaberry
    "I am Sisyphus.sic, a synthetic intelligence construct employed by the Department of Pataphysics."
  • Substation 9 written by The Great Hippo, selected by karakatt and chiifu
    "I work for an electric company that provides power to over a dozen warehouses and manufacturing complexes."
  • UIU File 2001-023 written by Calibri Bold, selected by Truc Linh, cluadios23, and dr wile.
    "Entity is an immense disembodied eyeball, capable of independent motion and sapient thought."

Reviewer's Spotlight Articles

You will notice little '📈' emojis beside some articles. That denotes SCP articles which were under 30 and tales which were under 20 when this edition of site news was posted. Give them a little love! Speaking from personal experience, the most frustrating thing that can happen to an article is not deletion, but stagnating below 20 without any comments. So try to read, vote, and comment on these articles! They're often hidden gems :)

Week of August 1st:


  • SCP-5738 ("Opportunity Shackles") - The unemployment, it's terrible, isn't it? FlopmindFlopmind can talk about that, they know what it is.
  • SCP-5271 ("there is a god, and they are a penguin") - Yeah. That's it, that's the thing. Written by chiifuchiifu.
  • SCP-5971 ("A Moment Where Words Don't Reach") - And if they can't reach the exit of our mouth, they can't reach for the stars. Written by RockTeethMothEyesRockTeethMothEyes.
  • 📈 SCP-088-PT ("This machine kills communists") - For some people, the old fights a la Pete Seeger stopped being the priority, alas. Written by VintnerVintner, translated by INT_TranslatorINT_Translator.
  • 📈 SCP-5910 ("This is a true story.") - We're not the type of people who try to hide the truth, oh no. Story writ… told by ThisMightBeAutoThisMightBeAuto.
  • SCP-5079 ("Isolation Reverie") - Hey, don't act like it was something new. Everyone do that. Reveries are cool. Dreamed by Grigori KarpinGrigori Karpin.
  • SCP-5074 ("Childhoods End, and Bubbles Burst") - Say goodbye to the thrills of life / When love was good, life was bad. Bubbles buried in a jungle by TyumenTyumen.
  • SCP-5801 ("Snowman Heaven") - Snowmen go under the sun when they want to die. Written by FluffyDog00FluffyDog00.
  • 📈 SCP-1329-RU-EX ("A Little Big Adventure") - And this time, Frédérick Raynal and Media Molecule have nothing to do with it. For real. Written by ArbelictArbelict.
  • SCP-5206 ("Threads") - Hey, I know it's not a thing we're supposed to do, but if that interests you, Thread is here again, it's open. And the admins are all asleep, they can't see. How do I know it? Talk to DrAkimotoDrAkimoto, man.
  • SCP-5338 ("Sleight of the Bumblebee") - A bumblebee have a great sleight, which is a fact that little of us know. Their sleight is so great that they can win archery contests without effort. Written by PeppersGhostPeppersGhost.
  • SCP-5462 ("Misery is the State of Every Soul Burdened by Mortality.") - Yeah, I find this sentence on a Facebook post. Pretty edgy, right? Written by CerastesCerastes.
  • 📈 SCP-1399-RU ("Awake, Once Again") - It's one of those days, when you don't wanna wake up. Written by ArbelictArbelict.


  • B.Wylie Reviews: GATO! - "The first difference can be seen pretty easily when choosing the easy and medium difficulties." Written by JackalRelatedJackalRelated.
  • 📈 The Antiquarian - "To have one of his beloved treasures conspire against him… he could find no pleasure in the irony." Written by MeskaMeska.
  • Final Form - "I didn't think he'd have super powers!" Written by HenzoidHenzoid.
  • Statute on SCP Foundation Internal Tribunal Department - "SCP Foundation Internal Tribunal Department is the institutional judicial authority of the Foundation, created in 1944 after the merging of some of the Ethics Committee and the Internal Security Department services." Written by ArbelictArbelict.
  • They! - "The SCP Foundation Second Tribunal will now hear the case number 24-А-II/2019. Defendant – Doctor Frank McCreedy, SCP Foundation employee." Written by ArbelictArbelict.
  • Mission Accomplished - "I didn’t lie to them, per se. Rumsfeld’s been looking for an excuse for a long time. Let’s just say that I let his imagination wander a bit." Written by weizhongweizhong.


Week of August 8th:


  • SCP-5595 ("Geoffrey Quincy Harrison the Third: Site-Director, Gumball Machine") - No, we don't have a partnership with Cartoon Network, stop asking. Written by PlaguePJPPlaguePJP.
  • 📈 SCP-750-KO ("Revenant Soldier") - Ah, see when I talked above about one of these days when you don't wanna wake up? It's precisely what happen to this guy. I think. Written by Knoth, translated by INT_TranslatorINT_Translator.
  • SCP-5209 ("File Upload: Source Unknown") - In fact, we know how to identify the source. It's just that we wait because this goddamn Wi-Fi don't want to be fast. Written by DrAkimotoDrAkimoto.
  • SCP-1921-J ("Riemann's Router") - Yeah, we use that router but there was no other option, OK? Written by RiemannRiemann.



Week of August 15th:


  • SCP- ("Flax") - It's a flat flex. Simple. Written by CroquemboucheCroquembouche.
  • 📈 SCP-5122 ("Eros Bendato") - Do you need to be as classy as that? It's just having a hard-on, it happens to the best of us. Written by ErazmErazm.
  • SCP-5886 ("The Ballad of Jim Biggio") - The Notoriouslio B.I.G.G.I.O. Written by TheeShermTheeSherm.
  • SCP-5788 ("Partners in sync") - All this and the kitchen sink too. Written by RiemannRiemann.
  • 📈 SCP-5675 ("Ce que j'ai fait, ce soir-là") - J'ai classifié ceci, bien que ceci n'était probablement pas un SCP. Ecrit par ThisMightBeAutoThisMightBeAuto.
  • 📈 SCP-5456 ("Sweatmother") - I've took five cold showers, today. But nothing works because it's too hot on here. faminepulsefaminepulse is melting, right now.
  • SCP-5765 ("A Room With No Bees in It") - THIS LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING A MASSIVE INFLUX OF BEES AUGHT TO FIX. Coffin of Cleopatra opened by Francis ScaliaFrancis Scalia.
  • 📈 SCP-5183 ("Under the Surface") - There's a big shit on here. Written by FlopmindFlopmind.
  • 📈 SCP-5978 ("Simon Says") - Simon says give a classification to the skip. Simon says work with other researchers for containing the anomaly in a more useful way. Simon says don't die. Game bought by Marcelles_RaynesMarcelles_Raynes.
  • SCP-063-J ("Non-Euclidean Geometries") - this skip is so young this skip is so small let's go to the beach and play with a beach ball. Written by RiemannRiemann.
  • 📈 SCP-PL-067 ("The dog that leapt through time") - This one is the type of dog who don't question itself about why. It can leapt through time, so it does it and that's all. Written by JosephSolomonJosephSolomon, translated by INT_TranslatorINT_Translator.
  • 📈 SCP-5916 ("Anti-Puncher Shark") - #TheSPCCanGoEatACactusFuckOff. Written by BlarghaltBlarghalt.



Week of August 22nd:


  • SCP-139 ("All Eyes on Lucian 👁") - He will not deny that, he's a straight rider. Written by NagirosNagiros.
  • SCP-618 ("Spider on The Wall") - Bob Geldof was already busy and Roger Waters don't wanted to destroy his own wall, so we took care of that. Crushed by stephlynchstephlynch.
  • 📈 SCP-5977 ("All that glitters is not glass") - But if you break it, it will hurt you. So, if I were you, I would not touch it. Written by Marcelles_RaynesMarcelles_Raynes.
  • Arbelict's Proposal - If that don't bother you too much, can you tell me what version of my friend are you? Discovered by ArbelictArbelict
  • 📈 SCP-5580 ("The War Goes On") - And it's still be there. And nobody likes it. Written by AnActualCrowAnActualCrow.
  • SCP-5470 ("Why, 2K?") - Because people still want NBA games, apparently. Written by etoisleetoisle.
  • 📈 SCP-5230 ("Sweet Dolls Orphanage") - Because everyone needs a place to live. We underestimate often the loneliness that dolls can feel. Written by Dr MonedDr Moned.
  • SCP-CASH4D-J ("The People Person") - Cause we, the people… Written by HarryBlankHarryBlank.
  • 📈 SCP-5911 ("The SCP Independent Film Festival") - We concluded a partnership with Adult Swim & Williams Street for this. Nothing can go wrong. Hosted by erkdaclerkerkdaclerk.
  • SCP-5982 ("The Smoke Gets In Your Eyes") - Cigarettes and cigarettes, the Head Researcher thinks I stink / I've got burn holes on my report, all my homies think I stink. Smoked by RounderhouseRounderhouse.
  • SCP-CN-767 ("Chart Syndrome") - No hit-parades have been involved in this article. Written by breadddddbreaddddd, translated by INT_TranslatorINT_Translator.
  • 📈 SCP-PL-052 ("Subtemporal Bracer") - Yep, we truly need to brace ourselves. Literally. Written by Fs-iorFs-ior, translated by INT_TranslatorINT_Translator.




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A Green Squid Kid's Arts n' Crafts by A Green Squid KidA Green Squid Kid

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Seyph's Art Page by SeyphSeyph

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Bobby McBobster's Amino Page by Bobby McBobster (SkullKandi)

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Diana’s Spectacular (Not Really) Art Hub by DianaBerryDianaBerry

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knightofyi's Amino Page by knightofyi

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