SCP Foundation

January 2019:

1 January 2019 - selected by scpcrnp

• Featured page: SCP-4164 (The Universal Instruction Manual) by LiterallyMechanical
• These instructions invariably fail to follow the standard operating procedures intended by the device's manufacturer, but rather direct an operator to use the device in an unsafe manner.

9 January 2019 - selected by Shanor

• Featured page: SCP-4999 (Someone to Watch Over Us) by CadaverCommander
• SCP-4999 has not been seen to engage in any other activity or behavior, and demanifests immediately upon the subject's death.

17 January 2019 - selected by MathBrush

• Featured page: Introductory Antimemetics by qntm
• “You must know how that intro goes. It's like an atom bomb to the ego. I just had almost everything I know overturned.”

25 January 2019 - selected by Reverend Fox

• Featured page: SCP-3431 (Refuse Koala) by Zyn
• All personnel regularly involved with caring for koalas are to be told to never take any food offered by koalas, and to remind guests to do the same.

February 2019:

1 February 2019 - selected by Pedantique

• Featured page: Maim the Sky, Slay the Sun Hub by Pedantique
• Fire was stolen from the gods. Symbolically, literally, or something in between?

9 February 2019 - selected by Laneous

• Featured page: SCP-4378 (Her Noodly Appendage) by Woedenaz
• SCP-4378 is a single uncooked De Cecco-brand lasagna noodle.

17 February 2019 - selected by RockTeethMothEyes

• Featured page: SCP-3367 (Prayers from Children, Eternally Answered) by kinchtheknifeblade
• SCP-3367 is a Level 5 Ecto-geographical site, marked by its consistently changing layout, non-Euclidean spaces, and sentience.

24 February 2019 - selected by psul

• Featured page: On Mount Golgotha Hub by multiple authors
• "I was born with music inside me. Music was one of my parts. Like my ribs, my kidneys, my liver, my heart. Like my blood."

March 2019:

1 March 2019 - selected by Polynom

• Featured page: SCP-4144 (The Most Important Meal Of The Day) by Mortos
• SCP-4144 is the concept of breakfast.

9 March 2019 - selected by DrChandra

• Featured page: The Den of Disquiet by mayoculpa
• The mind called Herman Portunus Fuller was a burning tightrope, a taut thread strung across an ocean of suffering flesh, silence shredding in its grip.

17 March 2019 - selected by Ayers

• Featured page: SCP-4601 (No, It Is the Corpses That Are Wrong) by KindlyTurtleClem does not match any existing user name
• SCP-4601 is a headless humanoid measuring 1.5m tall with vestigial limbs attached to adjacent sockets on the torso utilizing hot-glue, duct-tape, and threaded bolts.

25 March 2019 - selected by DrCaroll

• Featured page: SCP-4616 (It Haunts The Fields) by DrChandra
• During daylight hours, SCP-4616 appearances are rare and sporadic, mostly limited to appearing at the edge of the wooded area.

April 2019:

1 April 2019 - selected by TheMightyMcB

• Featured page: SCP-3741 (The World Is Your Oyster) by TheMightyMcB
• SCP-3741 is a phenomenon that is currently exhibited by 29 eastern oysters, but may extend to a small quantity of wild oysters.

9 April 2019 - selected by ihp

• Featured page: SCP-2589 (Don't Leave Me This Way) by faminepulse
• SCP-2589 only physically consumed an individual if it was assisted.

17 April 2019 - selected by Crashington

• Featured page: SCP-1193 (Buried Giant) by ophite
• SCP-1193-01 is a genetically normal human arm of unusual length, located in a drainage pipe inside the basement of a telephone switching station in Scottsdale, Arizona.

25 April 2019 - selected by Schumacher

• Featured page: SCP-3758 (The Last Dodo) by daveyoufool
• Due to the fact that SCP-3758-B emits 12,000 roentgens per hour of ionizing radiation from its skin, exact measurements have proven impractical.

May 2019:

1 May 2019 - selected by qntm

• Featured page: SCP-3454 (The Land DENIERS of Tall Bees) by TL333s
• SCP-3454 is the designation for individuals who don't agree that the bees are tall.

9 May 2019 - selected by Gabriel Jade

• Featured page: SCP-4522 (The Mystical Village of the Jade Peach) by Woedenaz
• Grasp this offering between both hands. Feel its weight both in hand as well as in self. Know that which is displayed will tell all that I need to know.

17 May 2019 - selected by RockTeethMothEyes

• Featured page: SCP-3721 (Obsolete Weapons System) by UraniumEmpire
• “I can still feel it, though. I'm constantly fucking angry. Every single second I spend cooped in this fucking machine, you know what I'm thinking about?”

25 May 2019 - selected by calamitous1

• Featured page: SCP-3007 (World of Two Artists) by Zhange
• SCP-3007-1 is a reoccurring hallucinogenic phenomenon, with no apparent pattern regarding age, gender, race, health or occupation.

June 2019:

1 June 2019 - selected by aismallard

• Featured page: SCP-4985 (High Finance) by ModernMajorGeneral
• As a result, the operation of SCP-4985 approximates that of a European monarchy of the Late Middle Ages.

9 June 2019 - selected by Crashington

• Featured page: SCP-4958 (You Are Loved) by N_Aepic_Fael
• SCP-4958 refers to Lycoris radiata (more commonly known as red spider lilies) that bloom near individuals who have had a major conflict with their loved ones.

17 June 2019 - selected by N_Aepic_Fael

• Featured page: SCP-4064 ("It's not you, it's us") by Henzoid
• SCP-4064 is a hive-mind, capable of inhabiting six distinct bodies.

25 June 2019 - selected by unclenicolini

• Featured page: SCP-4981 (The Room You Used To Live In) by KindlyTurtleClem does not match any existing user name
• MTF Gamma-76 ("Mother Mara") currently guards the entrance to SCP-4981-B's rental apartment, disguised as custodial staff.

July 2019:

1 July 2019 - selected by wishun

• Featured page: SCP-1169 (Lamarck's Giraffe) by wishun
• Assignment preference will be given to staff who are irreversibly infertile.

9 July 2019 - selected by DrSevere

• Featured page: SCP-3844 (To Slay A Dragon) by Captain Kirby
• A dragon. There was a dragon in the mountains. And it looked just like we'd imagined.

17 July 2019 - selected by RockTeethMothEyes

• Featured page: SCP-3881 (A Disregarded Proposal) by Ayers
• When worn by a human being, SCP-3881 will immediately transport the wearer to an unknown location.

25 July 2019 - selected by Zachary Maxwell

• Featured page: You Never Visit Me Anymore by Zachary Maxwell
• She pushed page after page into my hands, always littered with notes and lines under words, in red Sharpie.

August 2019:

1 August 2019 - selected by AKFrost

• Featured page: SCP-4597 (Thick-Skinned Man) by Weryllium
• SCP-4597's skin possesses accelerated, if flawed, regenerative properties.

9 August 2019 - selected by tupacofficial

• Featured page: SCP-4853 (&SCP-4853) by aismallard
• Other references to SCP-4853 may exist only in this document, and may not exceed ten instances.

17 August 2019 - selected by Gee0765

• Featured page: SCP-4954 (Long Live the Tinsmith!) by Nameless Mediocre
• SCP-4954 is a series of self-replicating satellites, currently ████ in number, that subsist off of orbital debris…

25 August 2019 - selected by Ayers

• Featured page: SCP-4279 (A Toast to my Finished Thesis) by Nameless Mediocre
• SCP-4279 uses electrical power to generate and assemble matter into theoretically any molecular or atomic form…

September 2019:

1 September 2019 - selected by cybersqyd

• Featured page: Cuteness On Main! by Ellie3 and Laneous
• Found something utterly unnatural— yet still adorable? Post about it here!

9 September 2019 - selected by N_Aepic_Fael

• Featured page: Karcist Halyna Ieva, or The Mother Who Demands One's Toes by N_Aepic_Fael and TheMightyMcB
• Where her legs would be instead lies a writhing mass of tumorous blackened tentacles.

17 September 2019 - selected by PrLosash

• Featured page: SCP-4465 (No Man is an Island) by DarkStuff
• Arnold Dubar was 3,000 kilometers away from the nearest victim.

25 September 2019 - selected by RockTeethMothEyes

• Featured page: SCP-4294 (In the Cold Shadow of her Ovary Tower) by Gabriel Jade
• SCP-4294 is perpetually surrounded by a severe snowstorm with wind speeds in excess of 130km/h.

October 2019:

1 October 2019 - selected by MacWarren

• Featured page: SCP-4436 (Jesus Saves) by spikebrennan
• SCP-4436 is an large active distributed database, presently stored in an array of supercomputers located at Site-48.

9 October 2019 - selected by gee0765

• Featured page: SCP-4389-J (Can the Foundation do THIS?) by gee0765
• The anomalous effect of SCP-4389-J varies in potency depending on how long a member of personnel has been employed at the Foundation.

17 October 2019 - selected by DrAkimoto

• Featured page: SCP-4795 (Feathered F(r)iends) by Lt Flops and Mew-ltiverse
• A large flock of an estimated 30,000 pigeons had amassed above the park and attacked.

25 October 2019 - selected by Tanhony

• Featured page: SCP-4866 (𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘳™, a product of Optimark Synthetic Personnel Solutions) by CadaverCommander
• SCP-4866 is a series of murderous synthetic humanoid constructs explicitly advertised as a commercial product, to be sold and purchased by the consumer public.

November 2019:

1 November 2019 - selected by Kybard

• Featured page: SCP-4361 (Red is Her Favorite Color) by Kybard
• Hurts to talk. Please. Hard to tal— (video ends)

9 November 2019 - selected by PrLosash

• Featured page: SCP-4204 (To Pluck the Moon From the Sky) by Dyslexeon
• SCP-4204 was discovered when a person attempting to break into Fort Knox failed to exit the vault before sunrise.

17 November 2019 - selected by Vincent Van Gone

• Featured page: Dr. Michaels (Dr. Michaels is not in danger.) by Lt Flops and Henzoid
• DOMC NOTICE: This file requires non-anomalous comprehensive inoculation.

25 November 2019 - selected by Dyslexeon

• Featured page: SCP-4608 (Appleseed) by DrAkimoto
• Engraved on approximately 75% of trees within SCP-4608 were thaumaturgic sigils and symbols relating to Norse mythology.

December 2019:

1 December 2019 - selected by gee0765

• Featured page: SCP-4677 (Coke, Cow, and Capitalism) by DrAkimoto
• SCP-4677-1 is a 100-page document detailing the Coca-Cola original formula and the four rituals required to produce it.

9 December 2019 - selected by cybersqyd

• Featured page: Adoption Poster: Darius! by Uncle Nicolini
• I can get pretty loud if someone I don't like comes near, so be careful!

17 December 2019 - selected by RockTeethMothEyes

• Featured page: 'Weissman Model Assistance Clones' (ET796/IH249/W3336) by OthellotheCat
• Be in the best hands in your twilight years.

25 December 2019 - selected by Simartar

• Featured page: A Clean, Fast End by Simartar
• If there are seven-year-old gala posters up, the chances of the site being operational are slim at best.

January 2020:

1 January 2020 - selected by TheMightyMcB

• Featured page: SCP-2410 (We Are Beary Sorry) by TheMightyMcB, Crashington, and N_Aepic_Fael
• SCP-2410 refers to stuffed bears that have experienced an ectoentropic phenomenon…

9 January 2020 - selected by Francis Scalia

• Featured page: SCP-4755 (When We Are Omnipotent) by Nagiros
• The following anomaly is Level 6/4755 classified.

17 January 2020 - selected by Kilonova

• Featured page: SCP-4823 (The Whole World Has Gone Bananas!) by Sebarus
• SCP-4823 is a ripe specimen of Musa acuminata, more commonly known as a Cavendish banana.

25 January 2020 - selected by Cerastes

• Featured page: Sometimes It's Not Funny by kinchtheknifeblade
• jockjamsvol6: Guys, I got some bad news.

February 2020:

1 February 2020 - selected by cybersqyd

• Featured page: Ambrose Backdoor Soho by UraniumEmpire
• Ambrose is proud to present Ambrose BackDoor SoHo, a unique blend of contemporary art and fine dining experiences.

9 February 2020 - selected by MalyceGraves

• Featured page: SCP-4372 (So Very Small, So Very Safe) by Francis Scalia
• Due to these compression effects, the internal topography of SCP-4372 appears vastly larger than its outer dimensions.

17 February 2020 - selected by F15H35

• Featured page: SCP-4438 (FOURTH) by Tanhony
• SCP-4438 is a rare phenomena which is known to occur when an individual is making a choice between three similar objects or entities.

25 February 2020 - selected by gee0765

• Featured page: SCP-4357 (Slimelord) by LiterallyMechanical
• SCP-4357-0-A: OH MY GOD, RUDY, LEARN TO READ SARCASM. I WAS JUST MOCKING YOU.

March 2020:

1 March 2020 - selected by N_Aepic_Fael

• Featured page: SCP-5621 (Jealousy, Murder, and Alchemy) by DrMagnus
• Due to the immobile nature of SCP-5621, the pool complex at Calvin University is marked as closed at this time.

9 March 2020 - selected by RockTeethMothEyes

• Featured page: SCP-4236 (It's the End of the World (And Everyone Feels Fine)) by Legotrekker
• "It doesn't really matter anymore anyway. The hype is gone, the movement is over."

17 March 2020 - selected by DrUnoriginal

• Featured page: SCP-4192 (As Above) by Connor MacWarren
• SCP-4192 refers to the nucleus of a single Hydrogen atom that emits radio waves at random intervals.

25 March 2020 - selected by HammerMaiden

• Featured page: SCP-4197 (Hollow) by Dyslexeon
• SCP-4197 is a thirty-two-year-old adult humanoid female named Doctor Sarah Veers, an acclaimed surgeon and known practitioner of cytomancy.

April 2020:

1 April 2020 - selected by Zoobeeny

• Featured page: SCP-5908 (Missing Bullets) by DrAkimoto
• SCP-5908 was designed with thaumaturgic runes along the barrel capable of triggering a ritual upon firing of the weapon.

9 April 2020 - selected by barredowl

• Featured page: SCP-4529 (A Walk in the Park) by barredowl
• SCP-4529 is a forest neighboring the playground of Herbert Baker Elementary School, situated in Edmonton, AB, Canada.

17 April 2020 - selected by Dr Sage Evergreen

• Featured page: SCP-5199 (I Always Loved You, Dear, and I Always Will.) by Notochordian
• Both components of SCP-5199 were brought into containment on May 5th, 2019, shortly after the surgical removal of SCP-5199-A.

25 April 2020 - selected by Sonderance

• Featured page: SCP-4645 (Blackmailing Computer) by Calibri Bold
• SCP-4645 is also capable of targeting individuals with threats; however, its influence has not been seen to extend beyond Site-15.

May 2020:

1 May 2020 - selected by Calibri Bold

• Featured page: SCP-4456-D (No One Expects The Spanish Decommission!) by Calibri Bold
• After every reproduction incident, the new SCP-4456 instance is to be provided with 2,500 pounds of pure silver.

9 May 2020 - selected by Nagiros

• Featured page: SCP-4310 (The Hero's Journey) by A Random Day and The Great Hippo
• SCP-4310 is an anomalous species of centipede.

17 May 2020 - selected by cybersqyd

• Featured page: Serpent Bound \\\ BEAR WITNESS by Nagiros
• The Eschaton is self-evident.

25 May 2020 - selected by RockTeethMothEyes

• Featured page: SCP-3520 (Fourteen Orangutans) by LordStonefish
• Despite apparent ease of containment, reclassification to Keter is under possible consideration.

June 2020:

1 June 2020 - selected by sirpudding

• Featured page: SCP-2656 (The Idiot Box) by CupertinoEffect
• Stage 4: Sections of the brain are further dissected.

9 June 2020 - selected by DianaBerry

• Featured page: SCP-5553 (Psycho Social Media) by CityToast
• Premature shutdown of the device does not mitigate the lethal effect of the infohazard.

17 June 2020 - selected by Naveil

• Featured page: SCP-5909 (The Endless Shrimp) by DrAkimoto
• SCP-5909 is a crustacean measuring an estimated 2.1 light-years in length, located 7.5 light-years from the Sol System.

25 June 2020 - selected by Zoobeeny

• Featured page: The Seed of an Idea by thedeadlymoose
• "Not Pandora's Box," Suit said. "Let's call it what it is."

July 2020:

1 July 2020 - selected by OCuin

• Featured page: SCP-3385 (The Last Voyage of the Far Horizon.) by MalyceGraves
• SCP-3385 is a retrofitted Vanguard-class nuclear powered submersible vehicle.

1 July 2020 - selected by caspian2

• Featured page: SCP-5440 (Hotline Moses) by DrAkimoto
• SCP-5440 caused the bush to spontaneously combust and remain burning for approximately two and a half hours.

17 July 2020 - selected by Captain Cold

• Featured page: SCP-5545 (𝙰 𝙱 𝙽 𝙾 𝚁 𝙼 𝙰 𝙻 𝙸 𝚃 𝚈) by Yossipossi and Calibri Bold
• Conceptual Site-344-2 contains SCP-5545-2 via association lock.

17 July 2020 - selected by REDESERT

• Featured page: SCP-5898 (Corn Belt) by Its a Bad Idea and Ohnonium
• Update 13/01/2020: Under no circumstances should Barn-002 be left unattended.

August 2020:

1 August 2020 - selected by Riemann

• Featured page: SCP-3393-EX (Girlfriend) by Captain Kirby
• Dr. Rivera is unable to retain knowledge regarding Dr. Verity or perceive him when directly confronted.

9 August 2020 - selected by forbiddenquest

• Featured page: Mission Accomplished by weizhong
• Well. No other way around it, he supposed.

17 August 2020 - selected by Sonderance

• Featured page: SCP-5785 (Craptivism) by Deadly Bread and Sonderance
• SCP-5785 is capable of manifesting two connected portals of equal size with the sole limitation that one portal must be located within its body.

25 August 2020 - selected by cybersqyd

• Featured page: Project Proposal 1994-103: "A Song of Hope and Home" by stormbreath
• A listener that listens to the entirety of the song will experience a vision of my journey to the most beautiful thing that I have ever seen.

September 2020:

1 September 2020 - selected by CelesteKara

• Featured page: SCP-5380 (My World) by chiifu
• I hope you'll live a good life. I'm sorry I couldn't be with you more.

9 September 2020 - selected by REDESERT

• Featured page: SCP-5595 (Geoffrey Quincy Harrison the Third: Site-Director, Gumball Machine) by PlaguePJP
• PLEASE BRING ME TO MY OFFICE. DR. CROIX IS HOSTING A MUTINY.

17 September 2020 - selected by Naveil

• Featured page: I Don't Wanna Be Special (I Just Wanna Survive) by Oboebandgeek99
• It's Eric, by the way, in case you've forgotten. My therapist is making me do this.

25 September 2020 - selected by Francis Scalia

• Featured page: SCP-5335 (The Freudian Split) by MalyceGraves
• SCP-5335 was originally a highly decorated Special Agent with the FBI: Unusual Incidents Unit.

October 2020:

1 October 2020 - selected by Cerastes

• Featured page: SCP-5462 (Misery is the State of Every Soul Burdened by Mortality.) by Cerastes
• […] commonly referred to as his Black Paintings due to their emotionally disturbing contents, themes, and use of dark colours.

9 October 2020 - selected by Grigori Karpin

• Featured page: SCP-5456 (Sweatmother) by faminepulse
• “We can be human, yeah we can be respectful, but we can't tolerate chaos. You have to be our^[sic] own dads.”

17 October 2020 - selected by Sonderance

• Featured page: SCP-4423 (StepDemon) by Dyslexeon
• SCP-4423 is a Tartarean-Class demonic entity that manifests during sleep paralysis.

25 October 2020 - selected by OCuin

• Featured page: SCP-5788 (Partners in sync) by Riemann
• The integration of SCP-5788 into the plumbing of the kitchen makes removal and characterisation difficult.

November 2020:

1 November 2020 - selected by cybersqyd

• Featured page: To The Dreams He Is No Nobody by SoullessSingularity
• Suffice to say, Nobody and the dreams have something that humans may identify as a friendship.

9 November 2020 - selected by Dr Moned

• Featured page: Catching Up by Grigori Karpin
• “I know you and a group of MTF-Beta-777 went into an alternate reality. You ‘read’ a structure there and had what amounts to a psychotic break.”

17 November 2020 - selected by Truc Linh

• Featured page: Procedure 420-Perinaldo by peppermint_legos
• My grandpa dodged Vietnam with a bari sax.

25 November 2020 - selected by caspian2

• Featured page: SCP-5610 (To Put a Cat on Your Head) by Veralta
• Approximately 56 percent of Japan's population has been found to have an instance of SCP-5610 resting atop of their head.

December 2020:

No Reviewers' Spotlight features this month due to contest prize feature schedule. Happy Holidays!

January 2021:

Double Reviewers’ Spotlight features this month due to contest prize feature schedule!

1 January 2021 - selected by TheAlienBaby

• Featured page: SCP-4333 (The Profligate) by CadaverCommander
• SCP-4333's behavior is distinguished by its primary anomalous property, which allows it to spontaneously manifest currency.

1 January 2021 - selected by cybersqyd

• Featured page: Penny for Your Thoughts? by Rex Atlas
• "Heads I tell them, tails I don't."

9 January 2021 - selected by Nagiros

• Featured page: SCP-5699 (Take Care of Yourself.) by Amelia Wright
• As such, the O5 Council have ruled that SCP-5699 does not require active containment.

9 January 2021 - selected by Quadraginta

• Featured page: SCP-5266 (IDIOT SUCCUMBS TO NEUROTOXIN WHILE LISTENING TO MACHO MAN CLICK NOW TO SEE) by IAmTheOoga
• Object Class: Keter

17 January 2021 - selected by RockTeethMothEyes

• Featured page: SCP-5178 (Eat The Sun with Seth Uhar) by DecoyMesa
• “The sun…the sun…is the only guaranteed death waiting for you…if you continue to stall…”

17 January 2021 - selected by Grigori Karpin

• Featured page: Off the Road, Off the Rails by Ihp
• "Don't have time for this," he grumbled. "Putting up with some hick cop who has a Punisher bumper sticker and a chip on his shoulder…"

25 January 2021 - selected by EthanHanson

• Featured page: SCP-4240 (The Roundabout Game) by Tanhony
• “Don't leave the loop before you win! Don't go back through a door you've just gone through!”

25 January 2021 - selected by Sonderance

• Featured page: SCP-5751 (The Last Word) by HarryBlank
• SCP-5751 is the phenomenon of additional items appearing in collections of disc-based storage media after their owner's death.

February 2021:

1 February 2021 - selected by caspian2

• Featured page: SCP-5186 (The Depths That Hunger) by Dr Dodds
• According to Dr Rening's notes, the song itself has existed as far back as 1513.

9 February 2021 - selected by Uncle Nicolini

• Featured page: SCP-5580 (Heresiography) by Tufto
• The heresiographer's task, then, is to determine that which is is an untruth and yet nevertheless exists.

17 February 2021 - selected by REDESERT

• Featured page: SCP-5079 (Isolation Reverie) by Grigori Karpin
• Genetic analysis of the fungal growth continue to show human DNA in all generated biological material.

25 February 2021 - selected by CelesteKara

• Featured page: Hurt by CelesteKara
• It wasn’t like they tried to isolate themself, it just gradually happened.

March 2021:

1 March 2021 - selected by Zoobeeny

• Featured page: SCP-5696 (One Last Ace.) by cwazzycwafter
• When viewed upon immediate entry, the area surrounding "The Dying Roses" consists of empty space.