SCP-914 Experiment Log Sandbox

Note: This page will be purged every week. If your log is rejected or doesn't adhere to the correct format, make sure to save a copy yourself if you want to try again.

Guidelines for future entries can be found here.


Note to all contributors:

Please include your name on all records, along with the date and the total number of items "refined."

Test Log Format:
All test logs should be written in this form:

**Name:**
**Date:** DD/MM/YYYY
**Total Items:**

**Input:**
**Setting:**
**Output:**


If you want to add a note to a log that has already been ported over, copy that log to the bottom of this page and use this template:

//Suggested Note://


REMINDERS TO CONTRIBUTORS: SCP-914 does not create or destroy matter, nor does it change anything on the atomic level. All outputs should contain all and only the matter included in the input. Some grandfathered entries break this rule, but new entries should never do so.

Additional reminder: 914 is a cheeky little bugger. It's unpredictable and apparently kinda snarky. If the output is exactly what you'd expect from the input, or if 914 has just obligingly improved everything you put in, the entry is out-of-character.

  • LeveritasLeveritas (me) will regularly check this page, selecting logs that are of sufficient quality to add to the log and port them over.
  • Tests that fail to adhere to the proper format (date, etc.) will not be ported until fixed.
  • You can place notes at the end of tests, and feel free to be creative when doing so. It can give some interesting insight into dynamics within the Foundation. Having said that, don't make Foundation personnel look like idiots/psychopaths/juvenile/a combination of those. It's a professional research organisation, not a fraternity ward or a death cult.
  • Not too direct. 914 doesn't talk to researchers directly, it ruins the mystery and it's not clear if the machine is sentient or not. If you put in a note, you don't get a response, you might get something that might be a response if you interpret it a certain way, but it also might be random. Or something else entirely.
If you're not comfortable with your in-universe name being used, politely request a change or come to me about it.

Notice: On another note, changing these notices will result in disciplinary actions, meaning Site banning, not just this log.

Some of you might have noticed that I'm being harsher on notes and logs that I deem too LOLFoundation. To illustrate my point, I'm going to use an example from part IV:

I actually edited the note. This is what it originally was:

This is a very small difference, but it makes a world of difference in tone. The first entry works a lot better because it's not a researcher scolding the machine outright as a kid would. It's implying (read, show don't tell) that the researcher became so fed up with the result that he outright left. Wacky entries work well if it's against the cold professionalism that signifies the Foundation, and it doesn't work if it looks like the employees are acting just as unprofessional.

Conversation about Experiment Log 914 and help for your entries can be found at the 914 Discord server.


Added Logs

Please delete yours as soon as you see it. Thanks! (Logs that have been moved here for more than a day have been shortened to save a little space.)


Denied Logs

Denied or equivalent by mod, as well as drafts that have not been touched for a long time. (Will be deleted after a day without activity.)

General Notes

Notices for everyone.

1. If you didn't bother reading the above division of obviously important text, click here!
2. Mod will remove notes if they are too excessive/LOLFoundation/unprofessional.
3. Part XVII is up and running! Find your tests here.
4. New log-writers, please do not use other writers' characters without asking. It is generally seen as bad form. If you want to use someone's character, most of the writers can be contacted via Wikidot PM or, for a quicker response, the 914 Discord server.
5. Everyone is invited to join the above Discord server. This also facilitates easier communication with the mod. If you notice something wrong with a particular test in Experiment Log 914, you can either point it out in the server or do so below.
6. Please, no more introduction notes. 914 is supposed to be unpredictable, and there’s only so many times it can turn handwriting into different handwriting or a drawing before you start predicting it.


Notes to Mod


New Entries

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Name: Researcher Ivanov
Date: 12/09/2020
Total Items: Four 500mL beakers of liquid gallium, 136 beakers of chemical waste from other experiments, one bottle of vodka.

Note: Hello there Facility 23. I’m excited to be testing with this incredible machine I’ve heard so much about! - Researcher Ivanov

Input: One 500mL beaker of liquid gallium
Setting: Rough
Output: One pile of glass shards on fire, hot liquid gallium

Input: One 500mL beaker of liquid gallium
Setting: Coarse
Output: One pile of glass shards and one puddle of liquid gallium

Input: One 500mL beaker of liquid gallium
Setting: 1:1
Output: One sphere of glass filled with liquid gallium

Input: One 500mL beaker of liquid gallium
Setting: Fine
Output: One transparent gallium crystal suspended in a glass sphere

Note: Extraordinary! I’ve never seen anything like this. By all accounts, it shouldn’t be possible. I’m going to try something else. - Researcher Ivanov

Input: One 500mL beaker filled with chemical waste from an experiment
Setting: Coarse
Output: One pile of glass shards, five puddles of chemicals

Note: This is incredible! It managed to separate elements from a compound in roughly 5% of the time it would have taken otherwise! I’ll be right back. - Researcher Ivanov

Note: Researcher Ivanov left Facility 23 for two hours, returning in a large van that was loaded with crates of waste byproducts of various chemistry experiments from other Sites.

Tests 7-141 redacted for brevity.

Input: One 500mL beaker filled with chemical waste from an experiment
Setting: Coarse
Output: One pile of glass shards, which flew out of the output chamber at 90 km/h. Eight puddles of liquid. Notably, each test took 15 seconds longer to complete than the last, with Test 142 taking 35 minutes longer to complete.

Note: This is amazing! I’ll come back once I have more to test! - Researcher Ivanov

Input: One bottle of vodka
Setting: Fine
Output: One smashed bottle of vodka. The glass had a cognitohazardous effect that causes viewers to recite instructions on chemical decomposition. Effects wear off after 143 minutes.

Note: Sodium Chloride! Quick, grab some nails and a battery and set up electrolysis! - Researcher Ivanov

Note: Will someone please inform Researcher Ivanov to please clean up the mess from the explosion? I get that I'm the janitor and all, but please, do help me out by cleaning up after yourself. Hazmat suits are in the third right locker on the right in the Janitorial Supplies Room, and try not to damage them with broken glass. They don't grow on trees. - Janitor Molly

Ivanov is a bit… too enthusiastic. Can we get more professional notes? - Mod
I added a period to one of the notes. My intention was for him to be a chemist who finds the seemingly mundane tasks that 914 does incredible, and would be eager because of the scientific achievement. - ThatOneChemist


Name: Weapons Researcher Sam Szymons
Date: 21/09/2020
Total Items: One Luger PO8 pistol, One Glock 21 pistol

Input: Both aforementioned pistols
Setting: 1:1
Output: Two mechanically unchanged pistols. Notable changes include the slide of the Glock 21 being transplanted onto the body of the P08, while the receiver and slide of the PO8 has been transplanted onto the body of the Glock 21.

Note: The guns once disassembled will go back together just fine, but I'll keep them like this in my office. Screening them now. - WR. Szymons

This isn't really a ''Fine'' result. - Mod

Changed to 1:1. - Szymons


Name: Dr Thompson
Date: 23/09/20
Total items: One drawing of a building

Input: Items mentioned above
Setting: Very fine
Output: A small piece of paper with a picture of a bank. When viewed, the colors on the paper change after viewing it for a short time.

Aren't bills made of cotton? - Mod

A couple things I feel I should point out: modern Venezuelan currency is known as the bolívar, and both the bolívar and the Canadian dollar currently do not have single bolívar/dollar bills in circulation, so the very fine output would have to be a coin or otherwise be an atomic change if the input is the same. Also, while most bills use cotton paper, I know for a fact that Canadian bills from 2011 onward are polymer. - North

Alright I changed it so it’s not Money. -Craze


Name: Researcher A. Lopez
Date: 24/09/2020
Total Items: Two digital portraits containing an artistic depiction of a wolf signed by JR R. Skye.

Input: One portrait
Setting: Fine
Output: A portrait of Mona Lisa depicted as a gray wolf at night with the full moon visible. The moon would emit a faint luminescence under low-light conditions.

Removed the notes, since it basically meant ''my character is good at art'', which isn't very relevant to testing. This test is a bit on the short side, can you do anything more with this? - Mod

Input: One portrait
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A portrait of a Canis lupus lupus in full detail. When observed, the output becomes animated as it depicts the behavior found in the wild. After being retrieved from the output booth by a D-Class, the wolf from the portrait would attempt to lunge towards R. Lopez's direction to no avail. When R. Lopez took the painting, the wolf exhibited symptoms akin to a tamed wolf. The portrait was cleared and passed to R. Lopez.

Addendum: No anomalous traits manifested one day after R. Lopez acquired the painting. R. Lopez reported that the wolf painting stopped moving after assuming a howling motion.

Added a Very Fine that is coincidentally like SCP-085 but is not SCP-085. -RowanSkye


Name: Dr. N Rose
Date: 16/09/2020
Total Items: Four plastic syringes with steel needles

Note: All syringes are brand new, so there’s no possibility of biological matter in them. 2 syringes will be filled with Saline, and the others will remain empty. - Dr. Rose

Input: One of the aforementioned syringes
Setting: 1:1
Output: An IV Drip bag with associated needle. Bag was empty and cleared of anomalous properties.
Note: Seeing as nothing unusual manifested, it may be a good idea to send this down to the Medical Bay. - Dr. Rose

Input: One of the aforementioned syringes, filled with Saline
Setting: Fine
Output: An identical syringe filled with a clear liquid. Chemical testing of the liquid indicates it as a Saline solution, however has gained an extreme toxicity to blood. Upon being immersed in the solution, erythrocytes anomalously begin to undergo apoptosis, characterized by rapid desiccation of the cell membrane. D-class subject injected with the saline expired in one minute and nine seconds.

Input: One of the aforementioned syringes
Setting: Fine
Output: Test was cancelled, due to accidental damage to the needle and plunger; cracks were found in the plunger, halting the mechanism, and the syringe had snapped. Cancelled on orders of Dr. Rose.

Input: One of the aforementioned syringes, filled with Saline
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An identical syringe filled with a Saline Solution. When held and administered by medically trained personnel, the contents of the syringe take on the properties of a dosage of whatever is required for the closest individual with an outstanding medical condition. Testing with various D-Class has resulted in the Saline taking on the properties of standard saline, blood matching the blood type of the subject, anaesthetic, morphine and oil, among others. Replacing the needle displays no change in effects. Item is currently void of Saline due to testing and placed within Anomalous Storage.

Addendum: When the Saline took on the properties of oil, the associated D-Class confessed to belonging to the Church of the Broken God. D-Class was detained and is currently on a 24 hour watch.

Note: Next time we get a pool of D-Class, each of them must be screened and any and all background info must be handed to us. The last thing we need is a 217 outbreak or one going on a killing spree after handling a potentially dangerous output. Aside from this, I want to request that the final output be tested to see if replacing the lost Saline will result in the same effects. If it works, possibly screen it for use with the medical staff. Would certainly make it a lot easier to have it on hand rather than go searching for every medication under the sun. - Dr. Rose

Final output violates conservation of mass, fine result are changes on the atomic level. - Mod
Edits made to both mentioned tests (Thanks to Kai for helping with grammar and word use for Fine test). VF Test has been refined to work within parameters. - Rose


Name: Junior Researcher Cens
Date: 24/09/2020
Total Items: Two lightsaber models from the Star Wars film franchise, one small figurine of the ''Vanguard-Class Titan BT-7274'' from the video game Titanfall 2

Input: Aforementioned Titan figurine
Setting: 1:1
Output: One small figurine of a “Tone” class Titan from the video game Titanfall 2. Upon Cens entering the output chamber, the figurine became animate and began anomalously firing small projectiles from its handheld weapon at Cens' torso, bruising him in multiple areas. Cens then proceeded to kick the figurine across the containment chamber, damaging it and removing the anomalous properties from the figurine. Projectiles collected and incinerated.

Note: Never liked Tones, anyway. They're good for the campaign and nothing else. -J.R. Cens

Input: Aforementioned Lightsaber models
Setting: Fine
Output: One 1/2 scale model of the weapon known as the ''Crucible'' from the video game DOOM Eternal. Upon touching the Mark of the DOOM Slayer engraved near the top of the hilt, the model's blade began to rapidly rise in temperature, stopping at 4256°C after 30 seconds, without emitting heat to the surroundings. Touching the Mark again caused the blade to reduce its temperature back down to room temperature. Attempting to slice an object with the edge of the blade while it is “hot” results in a clean cut. While wielding the model, Cens expressed that he could hear the soundtrack of DOOM Eternal playing despite the fact that no other personnel could hear the music, suggesting the model has telepathic properties. Object placed in Anomalous Storage.

Note: You know, if this wasn't 1) exceedingly large, 2) able to very literally slice a person in half, and 3) playing BFG Division 2020 on full blast in my brain, I wouldn't mind using this as a kitchen knife. - J.R. Cens


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