SCP-4342
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SCP-4342

Item #: SCP-4342

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4342 is to be contained in a secure storage locker located at Site-22 Site-44. Any individuals who wish to perform testing upon SCP-4342 are free to do so.

Description: SCP-4342 is a folded paper cube with a mild glow emanating from its interior. Incredibly, when exposed to external stimuli, SCP-4342 is capable of changing the colour of this glowing light as well as doing something on occasion. Due to the miraculous nature of these anomalous properties, SCP-4342 is currently under intensive testing.


Test Log 4342-1:

For experimental purposes, SCP-4342 was exposed to a variety of stimuli, with any responses being recorded.

Testing Personnel: Dr. Marsleigh
Stimuli: Being touched by Dr. Marsleigh.

Results: SCP-4342 becomes green.

Testing Personnel: Dr. Marsleigh
Stimuli: Being left in a dark room.

Results: SCP-4342 becomes blue.

Testing Personnel: Dr. Marsleigh
Stimuli: Being locked in a small box.

Results: SCP-4342 becomes blue.

Fascinating… - Dr. Marsleigh

Testing Personnel: Dr. Marsleigh
Stimuli: Being thrown against a wall.

Results: SCP-4342 does something. As a result, the wall becomes lost1.

Testing Personnel: Dr. Marsleigh
Stimuli: A dead body.

Results: SCP-4342 becomes red.

Testing Personnel: Dr. Marsleigh
Stimuli: A medium-rare sirloin steak.

Results: SCP-4342 does something. As a result, Dr. Marsleigh becomes lost2.

While the loss of Dr. Marsleigh is unfortunate, the advances SCP-4342 could bring us mean we simply cannot abandon our research. Testing shall continue. - Dr. Shaw


Testing Personnel: Dr. Shaw
Stimuli: Being set alight.

Results: SCP-4342 becomes green.

Testing Personnel: Dr. Shaw
Stimuli: Being spat on.

Results: SCP-4342 becomes blue, then becomes red.

This is a milestone in our understanding of SCP-4342. - Dr. Shaw

Testing Personnel: Dr. Shaw
Stimuli: SCP-682

Results: SCP-4342 becomes blue. SCP-682 is visibly confused.

Testing Personnel: Dr. Shaw
Stimuli: Drawn on with crayons.

Results: SCP-4342 becomes red.

Testing Personnel: Dr. Shaw
Stimuli: Drawn on with a pencil.

Results: SCP-4342 cycles between red, green and blue for ten seconds.

Testing Personnel: Dr. Shaw
Stimuli: Drawn on with a pencil (second attempt).

Results: SCP-4342 becomes green.

Testing Personnel: Dr. Shaw
Stimuli: Drawn on with a pencil (third attempt).

Results: SCP-4342 does something. Site-22 becomes lost, along with all on-site personnel and anomalies3.

The risks of testing SCP-4342 are far outweighed by the benefits. More test. - Site Director Bir (Site-44)


Testing Personnel: Site Director Bir
Stimuli: Shot at by security personnel.

Results: SCP-4342 does something. All security personnel present become lost.

Testing Personnel: Site Director Bir
Stimuli: Put down in front of SCP-914.

Results: SCP-4342 becomes red.

Testing Personnel: Site Director Bir
Stimuli: A map of the United Kingdom from 1893.

Results: SCP-4342 becomes blue.

Testing Personnel: Site Director Bir
Stimuli: SCP-682

Results: SCP-4342 becomes green. SCP-682 is again visibly confused by the test.

Testing Personnel: Site Director Bir
Stimuli: Licked by Site Director Bir.

Results: SCP-4342 becomes blue.

Testing Personnel: Site Director Bir
Stimuli: Read a bedtime story.

Results: SCP-4342 becomes green.

Testing Personnel: Site Director Bir
Stimuli: Being touched by Site Director Bir.

Results: SCP-4342 does something. Site-44 becomes lost, along with multiple neighboring settlements and significant portions of Mexico City. Through a thorough disinformation campaign blaming damage on a natural disaster and use of the prototype KALEIDOSCOPE system, a SK-class Broken Masquerade scenario is narrowly averted.

Testing procedures of SCP-4342 are submitted to the Overseer Council for review.


Addendum 4342-1 (O5 Judgement):

Following a thorough review of the testing procedures concerning SCP-4342, as well as the results of said tests, the Overseer Council has - following consultation with Internal Security and the Ethics Committee - unanimously prescribed the following action for all future SCP-4342 research:

More test! More test!

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