Interview Log 5781-A
Date Conducted: 03/01/2000
Interviewer: Dr. Trevelyan Veil
Interviewee: PoI-94707 ("Alan Ghayter")
Foreword: Throughout the interview, PoI-94707 spoke with an intense lisp, as well as an accent atypical of a Floridian, in spite of his claims of being raised in the state. When asked, the subject claimed the reasoning was due to "Atlantic descent".
Additionally, PoI-94707's physical appearance was incredibly disheveled, for reasons the subject claimed was due to his ongoing legal battles.
BEGIN LOG
Dr. Veil: Good evening, Mr. Ghayter.
PoI-94707: (Does not respond, vaguely gestures)
Dr. Veil: I assume you understand why you're here?
PoI-94707: Yes. Legal bullshit.
Dr. Veil: Rest assured, Mr. Ghayter, nothing here will be related to your on-going legal trouble. We're much more interested in certain… events that have transpired recently.
PoI-94707: Hurrrh?
Dr. Veil: Mainly, in regards to your business, or until recently, lack thereof. To my understanding, you run a private detective firm, correct?
PoI-94707: Not detective. Investigator.
Dr. Veil: Yes, well… simply put, your business - or even you - has no record of existence prior to the 26th of November of last year.
PoI-94707: Yes. I changed my name.
Dr. Veil: I see. If you don't mind, what was your old name?
PoI-94707: Al.
Dr. Veil: Al… Ghayter?
PoI-94707: Yes.
Dr. Veil: (Writing) …thank you, Mr. Ghayter. Now, about the business, would you mind sharing an explanation for its sudden appearance?
PoI-94707: Very stupid question, doctor. It didn't exist until I started it.
Dr. Veil: That's precisely the issue - there is no record of you ever starting it. I'd imagine that's where a fair share of your legal trouble is stemming from.
PoI-94707: I did, long time ago. In my homeplace. Humans blame me when they never saw it. Aaaaaall humans are stupid.
Dr. Veil: Excuse me, Mr. Ghayter? Humans?
PoI-94707: Gragh- people. All people are stupid.
Dr. Veil: …okay. So you did start Alan Investigations, just not under any actual official guidelines or personnel who could've verified it for you?
PoI-94707: Yes.
Dr. Veil: The buildings' sudden appearances?
PoI-94707: Efficiency.
Dr. Veil: Right. And do you have anything to say about the various investments you've received from local residents and corporations alike?
PoI-94707: People like to invest in gators.
Dr. Veil: Hm?
PoI-94707: Guhh- people like investigators.
Dr. Veil: (Sighs) Alright. That'll be all, Mr. Ghayter. Thank you for your time.
END LOG
Closing Notes: "People certainly aren't investing for his charisma, I'll say that much. I wonder if he'd consider looking into skincare routines some time. Or even picking up a razor." - Dr. Veil
