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Note from The Administrator: SCP-AU has began to narrate SCP files to the public. Though this constitutes a massive containment breach, he possesses such a deeply alluring voice that we simply cannot bear to take it down. You can find SCP-AU's channel here: _ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC20RZNGo9bliSyo25CQ0H4A |

SCP-AU in repose. Nobody knows what the fuck that is behind him.
Item #: SCP-AU
Object Class: I Can't Believe It's Not Contained!TM
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-AU is to be contained within its hovel behind the dumpster at the Arby's next to Site-19. It is to be fed pre-chewed Slim Jims every full moon, by personnel dressed as Richard Simmons. In order to lessen the psychological stress from interacting with SCP-AU, absolutely no verbal communication with the entity is authorized.1
Description: SCP-AU is a humanoid entity comprised entirely of weasels. Despite this, it believes itself to be a non-anomalous human, and will become aggressive if confronted about its appearance. SCP-AU believes it is a researcher at Site-19, and claims to have been involved with the initial containment of the following SCPs.
SCP Number | Rating | Comments | Created | Edited |
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S. D. Locke's Proposal | 1612 | 250 | 21 Apr 2017 04:14 | 01 Dec 2020 18:34 |
SCP-5999 | 1039 | 246 | 20 Jan 2020 20:39 | 30 Nov 2020 05:36 |
SCP-3280 | 418 | 58 | 20 Feb 2018 04:46 | 24 Jan 2020 21:18 |
SCP-2193 | 384 | 76 | 18 Sep 2016 07:41 | 14 Jul 2020 04:58 |
SCP-3980 | 347 | 64 | 17 Feb 2018 08:11 | 08 Jun 2020 05:03 |
SCP-783 | 313 | 48 | 03 Jun 2018 03:03 | 04 Aug 2019 12:17 |
SCP-1661 | 208 | 20 | 25 Mar 2018 01:19 | 25 Mar 2019 02:47 |
SCP-2923 | 204 | 49 | 28 Apr 2016 14:40 | 07 Oct 2019 20:00 |
SCP-2385 | 178 | 34 | 07 Jan 2017 01:07 | 09 Oct 2020 02:09 |
SCP-3963 | 158 | 29 | 14 Jul 2017 06:07 | 24 Jan 2020 17:38 |
SCP-4910 | 135 | 102 | 30 Nov 2018 06:00 | 29 Jul 2020 06:51 |
SCP-3246 | 115 | 27 | 09 Apr 2018 16:23 | 24 Jan 2020 21:04 |
SCP-3247 | 109 | 35 | 08 Apr 2018 03:45 | 31 Oct 2020 02:36 |
Addendum Uno: SCP-AU has taken to writing what it refers to as 'Tales'. It does this by using feces collected from its constituent weasels. Several D-Class have been assigned to transcribe these stories, in order to gain information on SCP-AU.
Title | Rating | Comments | Created | Edited |
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Not Fade Away | 181 | 20 | 31 Oct 2016 09:53 | 09 Dec 2017 05:57 |
Reap What You Sew | 80 | 9 | 16 Feb 2017 18:32 | 28 Apr 2018 05:20 |
Paradigm Shift | 64 | 3 | 30 May 2017 14:16 | 03 Feb 2018 21:45 |
A Reason To Die | 40 | 11 | 18 Sep 2016 04:39 | 16 May 2019 09:10 |
And Then I Died IV - Series 2 | 31 | 14 | 01 Oct 2018 06:26 | 15 Nov 2018 01:05 |
Addendumb
SCP-AU has somehow gotten its many, many tiny mitts on internal documentation from rival GOIs. We're not going to ask it what it had to do to obtain them.
GOI Format Articles | Rating | Comments | Created | Edited |
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SPC-173 | 226 | 23 | 18 Feb 2018 06:22 | 19 Sep 2020 22:17 |
LTE-2712-Bosch | 122 | 48 | 20 Jul 2016 16:39 | 25 Nov 2020 21:37 |
P'rantortiz the Vile | 117 | 12 | 02 Mar 2017 22:34 | 01 May 2018 07:33 |
SPC-2935 | 112 | 17 | 02 Apr 2018 00:47 | 19 Sep 2020 22:18 |
Addendum 3:Addendum HARDER.
Just pretend I wrote something funny here2.
Supplements | Rating | Comments | Created | Edited |
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SCP-783-L1 | 169 | 30 | 23 Jul 2018 05:12 | 27 Nov 2020 05:55 |
V for Addenda
Other Stuff I've Written:
Entry #17 on the 3301 test log, wherein I shoot my Author Avatar in the FRIGGEN FACE! It's a board game set in the Red Pool!!!
This creepypasta for Gears Birthday anthology 2017 titled "Hush".
Stuff in the "Junk Stuff" section of my sandbox - posted to the site with varying degrees of success - all self-deleted. All of these are up for grabs should anyone be interested in rewriting them.
Shaggynote: Should I happen to vanish, my shit belongs to the community. If for some reason edits or changes need to be made anywhere, including rewording articles for tone or for shifting standards/crosslink stuff/any unforeseeable site-wide culture shifts and projects, then go wild, so long as it makes sense.