Name: Dr. Simon Artar
Serial Number: 54859-ZTI-394
Clearance: Level 1
Position: Professional Time-Waster
Profile: Hello random citizen! I'm some dude that writes sometimes, mostly tales. Can also play several instruments, on a scale from "decent" to "for the love of all things holy make that goddamn noise stop". Will crit stuff in exchange for strawberry milk.
Disciplinary Report 28/12/2022: Dr. Artar reprimanded for his performance in Site-██'s annual talent show. Trombone confiscated, later testing determined horrendous sound quality to be entirely non-anomalous. ██ personnel treated for hearing damage.
SCPs:
Tales:
- Quit the Questions and Take Your Money
- A Clean, Fast End — now with an animation by SCP Animated, check it out here!
Collabs:
Commentary:
The Rampart, the Rogue, and the Renegade:
A Clean, Fast End:
SCP-4527: Crippling Indecision