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Harry bullies the wiki by posting a steady flow of quality.
PedagonPedagon speaking half-truths
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Portrait of the artist as a disembodied expression of generalized disapproval

Harry Blank is many things, to many people. To some he's an obscure internet writer they've never heard of, and they only know that much because they looked it up after you asked.

Aaaaaand I'm tapped.

In the real world, assuming it still exists, I'm a PhD student and occasional university course instructor. I'm an historian! That will eventually become obvious in the stuff I write. I'm also from Canada! (I guess you can't say "from" when you're almost never not there, though, can you? Then again, I just did!) If you're wondering, which you aren't, which is fine, but if you are, yes! I can proofread your spelling and grammar. My mental car hits all the speedbumps.

- actually looks himself up -

Oh, hey, I'm a politician from Québec apparently! That's cool, I hope I'm good at it.

I adore words. I think a well-crafted sentence, with proper flow and some bitchin' word choice, is a thing of almost pornographic beauty. For that reason my articles so far have absurdly-long edit histories as I keep thinking of better ways to say things which were already said perfectly acceptably weeks ago.

I also adore all of you. You are all cool, special, and good at what you do. Your differences are what make us as a species better, stronger, faster than it was before! What was I saying? Oh, right, don't let the 'ists and the 'phobes get you down. All the shitheels who can't stand people not being the same as them are gonna end up in the dustbin of history with the original Nazis, and you can trust me on that; I help write the history books.

…in Canada, admittedly, but Canada is at least partially real world-adjacent.

Oh, yeah, I've got OCD.1 So try not to be surprised when you notice how many hundreds of revisions my sandboxes and articles have.

I also have an art page.


This is my series! It slowly builds up the characters, setting and history of Site-43 in Ontario, Canada across multiple SCP files and tales. It's usually pretty funny, I think, it's always pretty weird, I know, and it's probably pretty cool? I hope. Click the collapsible below for a series reading list, in both publication and suggested reading order! Which is the same order, conveniently.

So, that's one way of looking at what I've written. It doesn't cover everything, however, and it doesn't leave me much room to wax philosophical about my work like a goddamn asshole. You know what would? Commentary on everything I've uploaded!

Yeah, let's do that.

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Dr. Harold R. Blank: Specialist in physics (particularly optics) and history. Security clearance Level 4. Dr. Blank is known for his work with optical anomalies, his facility for archival research, and his inability to bring appropriate gravitas to official conversations and documentation.

No, I am not an old man. But he is! He's been putting out magic explosions since 2002, after all.

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