
FIDELITY, BRAVERY, INTEGRITY
- Special Executive Memorandum 001
- UIU File #20X6, A Formal Discussion
- Evidence Locker
- Current Investigations
- Detective Work
- Substantiated Leads
- Standard Report Form, 2nd Modern Edition

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HOOVER: That's what we're setting out to do, sir.
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HOOVER: Well, we're not like MacArthur. I'm really not some hard-headed fool who's going to take the Joint Chiefs hostage for my own personal vendetta. I'm here to figure out who the bad guys are, that's it.
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HOOVER: Ah, see, now that's what I like about you. You're going right to the point. Well, you've got all your boys down there for the reconstruction, and I know you've been finding some interesting cans. I think we're best suited to use them.
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HOOVER: Because we're all American. None of us are some little hooligan you had to recruit because they were in the right place at the right time. We've got pure Americanism, through and through. I'd trust a real American with this sort of thing a lot more than some agency riddled with outside influences.
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HOOVER: You could get them with those other boys and bring them to us. We'll figure out a way to make them useful.
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HOOVER: I trust that you've gotten the same intelligence reports on what's happening in the eastern bloc?
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HOOVER: That's why we need to act quickly. I'm sure that you don't want the age of American atomic supremacy to end before it can begin?
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HOOVER: There's plenty we can use back home in addition to whatever scraps you haven't picked clean by this point. The crux of the matter is we need to do this quickly, before the GRU can get a leg up on it. That's what really matters. If this don't get into American hands, it'll end wrapped around their throats.
- Directive: Make America Normaler
- UIU File: 1933-001
- UIU File: 1941-016
- UIU File: 1948-019
- UIU File: 1952-003
- UIU File: 1970-034
- UIU/PETRA File: 1974-028
- UIU File: 1988-021
- UIU File: 1997-007
- UIU File: 1998-017
- UIU File: 2001-023
- UIU File: 2008-021
- UIU File: 2014-014
- UIU File: 2016-004
- UIU File: 2017-003
- UIU File: 2017-102
- UIU File: 2018-479
- UIU File: 2019-031
- UIU File: 2021-121
- SCP-5675
- SCP-5290
- SCP-3518
- SCP-4579
- SCP-5017
- SCP-3742
- SCP-4665
- SCP-5350
- SCP-ES-105
- SCP-5685
- SCP-4871
- SCP-5335
- SCP-5177
- SCP-4406
- SCP-3535
- SCP-2641
- SCP-633
- SCP-2854
- SCP-3410
- SCP-3231
- SCP-4566
- SCP-240
- SCP-5460
- SCP-5400
- SCP-5082
- SCP-5442
- SCP-2906
- SCP-5512
- SCP-4506
- SCP-2414
- SCP-5982
- SCP-5682
- SCP-972
- SCP-4256
- SCP-4908
- SCP-2147
- SCP-285
- SCP-9999-J
- SCP-3551
- SCP-4058
- SCP-5141
- SCP-4204
- SCP-1131-J
- SCP-3256
- SCP-378
- SCP-2145
- SCP-4654
- SCP-922
- SCP-4985
- SCP-1862
- SCP-1796
- SCP-2600
- SCP-2972
- SCP-5050
- SCP-2635
- SCP-3127
- SCP-1514
- SCP-2472
- SCP-3250
- SCP-847
- SCP-3935
- Scantron's Proposal
- Captain Kirby's Proposal
- SCP-5004
- SCP-4444
- TwistedGears-Kaktus Proposal
- Behind The Times
- Secret Agents
- Yellow Plumbers
- A Special Relationship
- 04/23/87
- Everybody Dreams
- The Supervisors
- The Second Cool War Begins
- Another Boring Day
- Gods of the Waste
- they'll always find a Way in
- It's Too Cold For You Here
- Noxious Fumes Fill The Area
- A Thorne Is Born
- Come Rest Your Head A While
- Can't Catch a Break
- Extranormal Event-28-A ("Ifrit") Archives
- An Unusual Incident
- The Rampart, the Rogue, and the Renegade
- Off the Hook
- UIU Files Chapter 1
- An Unconventional Tail
- Funding
- Midnight Plane Going Anywhere
- Vital Signs
- Suspect Ratio
- The Greater Good, and Other Necessary Evils
- Abstract Naught
- Lucid Daydreaming
- Operation Cannery Row: Excerpts from the Foundation's Regional Print Media Archive
- Close of Play
- Barrels of Prose and Slugs of Pulp
- When Parallel Lines Diverge
- Damnatio Memoriae
- The Best Laid Plans
- Volatile Memory
- Your Guard
- Taproots
- Automatic Stop
- The Tale With No Name
- Kyoufu-0
- Putting a Ghost in the Machine
- A Terrible Thing
- Unusual Incident Unit's Case Files - Classified
- The Dedekind Infinite Demographic
- Unusual Music
- Another Boring Night
- Just What We Do
- Of Portals, Plasma Cannons And Other Boring Things
- Aftermath
- Operation Cannery Row: Document 2013§451A3
- A Farewell To Kings
- The Chosen Few
- No Cars Allowed
- The Blackbird and The Falcon
- Permanent Waves
- On the Radar
- Unusual Happenings
- Moving Pictures
- A Day at the Call Center
- First Day
- Land Of Honey
- Cart can, Can cart
- Make Portland Weirder
- Lord Blackwood In the Land of Wonder
- Text of a Condolence Letter - Federal Bureau of Investigation, Unusual Incidents Unit
- Six Little Mice
- More Like Rainbow Crapitalism
- #StormSite19
- UIU Orientation
- Quiet Days
General Template
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[[size 120%]] **UIU File [year identified]-[order identified that year]:** Case File Name/Codename[[/size]]
**Summary:**
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[[tab Suspect Description/Capabilities]]
**Name:** (Name of Suspect)
**Irregularity Cross-reference:** (Tags such as radioactive, species, behavior, etc.)
**Physical Description:** (Self-explanatory. Describe physical appearance details in the table below)
||~ Sex ||~ Height ||~ Weight/Build ||~ Race ||~ Hair ||~ Eyes ||~ Identifying Attributes ||
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**Capabilities:** (What the irregularity is capable of doing. Its anomalous effect.)
**Purpose/Motive:** (Why is it doing what its doing?)
**Modus Operandi:** (How does it do it?)
**Behavior:** (How does it act while doing it?)
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[[tab Evidence]]
**A: Sample:** Description of evidence
**B: Sample:** Description of evidence
**C: Sample:** Description of evidence
(photographs associated w/ the file go in here, preferably last)
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[[tab Bureau Record]]
**Current Status:** How the UIU is currently, or not currently, holding the irregularity
**Crimes:** If applicable, what crimes it committed, that brought it to the attention of the FBI
**Sentencing:** If applicable, what the legal or extra-legal sentencing for the object was. Indefinite detention is always a good go-to.
**History of UIU Action:** A logged history, with dates, of the irregularities interactions with the UIU before, during, and possibly after captivity.
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