Uraniumempire's Personnel File
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SCPs


SCP-5947
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Latest comment: LunarDelta at 23 Jun 2020 02:25
Last edited: Deadly Bread at 23 Jul 2020 00:08

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SCP-5946 | SCP-5947 | SCP-5948
tags: animal cadaver co-authored deepwell-catalog ectoentropic exquisite-corpse2020 food indestructible marshall-carter-and-dark nobody piscine scp self-replicating thaumiel

SCP-5952
+82 12
Latest comment: MSN06S at 17 Jan 2021 08:06
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 27 Feb 2021 20:43

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Threat Level: Orange WWSCSTT school building, circa 1979. Special Containment Procedures: As of 09/23/2009, SCP-5952 is uncontained. Agents are to collaborate with WWSCSTT faculty and security...
tags: euclid horizon-initiative humanoid predatory religious scp sentient the-gulf the-trashfire uncontained

SCP-3178
+41 6
Latest comment: NoName2006 at 06 Jan 2021 08:03
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 06 Feb 2021 02:07

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NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION I don't know who you are, and you will never know who I am. That's fine. But we're on the same side. I have to be fast about...
tags: building cephalopodic city daevite euclid nobody ontokinetic religious scp the-gulf the-trashfire uncontained
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Tales


i was a teenage shoggoth (Ween cover)
+13 1
Latest comment: UraniumEmpire at 12 Nov 2020 23:59
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 25 Feb 2021 03:38


If, four thousand years ago, you'd told the Jack of Spades he'd be doing manual labor for a Xian criminal, he probably wouldn't have believed you. Lesser still if you told him he'd be doing it because...
tags: alagadda daevite scarlet-king tale the-trashfire veronica-fitzroy

CactusCast
+27 4
Latest comment: Jabobai at 01 Jan 2021 18:02
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 29 Dec 2020 20:00


GAW Mod Talkzone Biggest Boys Burgerest Club(est) bluntfiend: She keeps calling me bluntfield . lesbian_gengar: you would too if you weren't a coward. bluntfiend: I mean, I don't get it, you know?...
tags: art-exchange bones broken-god gamers-against-weed jude-kriyot robert-bumaro tale

Pukae
+11 2
Latest comment: DarkStuff at 29 Dec 2020 19:22
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 29 Dec 2020 18:20


Flynn Watson started their day with a cup of coffee. That had been 14 hours ago. FROM: MJones4@SCiPnet To: EHolman@SCiPnet CC: Site-64 RAISA SUBJECT: Crocodile Site-64's data servers are presently...
tags: art-exchange oneiroi tale twisted-pines

DISRUPTION
+12 3
Latest comment: Veralta at 05 Jan 2021 12:18
Last edited: Hexick at 05 Jan 2021 06:44

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Recurrence ID: VFSSSJUTN222-SSSBREWWSCO BURIAL BROKEN Solution Class: Buried UNACCEPTABLE Recurrence Interruption Enforcement: Because this file has been successfully accessed, primary...
tags: tale

Face In The Dollhouse
+28 9
Latest comment: Doctor Fullham at 27 Feb 2021 20:59
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 15 Feb 2021 17:37


O wretched little love-sick fly, no lungs to breathe that peppered tar, what have you cause to moan and cry? Did not the girl you deify bring you into my terraced jar? O wretched little love-sick fly:...
tags: cupid2021 poetry tale

Let Me Borrow The Map
+10 2
Latest comment: EntityGamma at 25 Feb 2021 08:26
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 25 Feb 2021 03:39


In many ways, Izzy was like a cat. She was agile and graceful, with an almost liquid physiology. Sometimes she could be moody (but then, lots of Ashton's friends were 'moody'). She had a tendency to...
tags: adult redirect tale the-trashfire veronica-fitzroy
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GoI Formats


Ambrose Backdoor Soho
+91 7
Latest comment: DrScaramouche at 26 Feb 2020 21:13
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 16 Sep 2020 17:05


Ambrose BackDoor SoHo: Grand Opening! Fine Art and Fine Dining In association with the BackDoor Soho Artistic Associates, Marshall Carter Dark LLC., and the King of Hearts art collective, Ambrose...
tags: ambrose-restaurant backdoor-soho gamers-against-weed goi-format marshall-carter-and-dark mister reviewers-spotlight the-trashfire

jacklyn diamandis, accountable to nobody
+26 2
Latest comment: loddite at 13 Mar 2020 04:29
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 04 Mar 2020 23:06


June 8th, 1973 Jacklyn Diamandis. Jacklyn Scorpio Diamandis. It rolls off my tongue like shit. If ever the most succinct counterpoint to Daevon's rule walked the earth, it'd be the Covenants. Only...
tags: daevite goi-format nobody the-trashfire

Herman Fuller Presents: Eucestodiel, the Pallid Godhead
+50 2
Latest comment: Niziah Sanchez at 09 Mar 2020 19:32
Last edited: Cerastes at 27 Oct 2020 20:20

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Triumph of the Worm! Once a lowly worm, now a god: Eucestodiel is ten feet of Holy Wrath, 256 legs of pure divinity, and a one-worm showstopper! See the Worm's final triumph,...
tags: dread&circuses goi-format herman-fuller jam-con2020

Others


Uraniumempire's Personnel File
+54 2
Latest comment: Uncle Nicolini at 30 Sep 2018 00:29
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 05 Feb 2021 00:22


... Before I go Post an Apollyon and Explained Codify Izzy's connection to Jude Codify all three Irises as trans Make Nadox and Derdekeas's relationship better defined...
tags: author collaboration

When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams - Hub
+45 5
Latest comment: UraniumEmpire at 04 Apr 2020 20:08
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 26 Feb 2021 02:01


but people like you, you’re just blinded by you own self hate and everybody’s rooting for you when will you listen up or just keep writing me off, writing me off, you just keep writing me off~Pool...
tags: backdoor-soho hub the-trashfire veronica-fitzroy

Young and Under 30 Reboot Workbench
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Latest comment: at
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 23 Jan 2021 03:03


« December 2020 | February 2021 | March 2021 » Featured SCP! SCP-4558: Bel1eve_1n_M1racles 985. console.log ( And the Prophet grasped the handle with both of his hands, and he opened the door....
tags: workbench

The Trashfire
+61 6
Latest comment: Bawower at 03 Feb 2021 23:55
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 25 Feb 2021 04:50


The Trashfire The Stories (in rough chronological order) Unsteady Foundations Empty Husks Broken Hearts Iron Works Stories about the Foundation trying its best. SCP-3721: Obsolete Weapons...
tags: hub the-trashfire

Underread and Underrated February 2020
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Latest comment: at
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 01 Feb 2020 04:56


February 2020 | March 2020 » Featured SCP! SCP-281-FR: The Day The Earth Stopped Being Flat THANK YOU FOR NOT TOUCHING THE SWORDS Featured SCP. Featured Tale/Format! Carnifex Carl ...
tags: news

Underread and Underrated March 2020
+10 1
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 01 Mar 2020 16:27
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 01 Mar 2020 00:28


« February 2020| March 2020 | April 2020 » Featured SCP! SCP-4860: Concrete Building SCP-4860 designates a sprawling concrete structure of indeterminate origin and purpose situated within...
tags: news

Underread and Underrated April 2020
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Latest comment: at
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 01 Apr 2020 04:10


« March 2020| April 2020 | May 2020 » Featured SCP! SCP-4676: The Consequence of Unwanted Isolation or Gratuitous Seclusion SCP-4676 is a phenomenon that causes the sudden inhibition of...
tags: news

Underread and Underrated May 2020
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Latest comment: at
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 01 May 2020 04:11


« April 2020| May 2020 | June 2020 » Featured SCP! SCP-5656: DEEPWATER DOWNWELL Welcome back, Tamara Otten. Today is February 2, 2073.' Featured SCP. Featured Tale/Format! et...
tags: news

Black and White and Red All Over - Hub
+22 3
Latest comment: DrHeadlong at 10 May 2020 10:24
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 07 May 2020 06:24


ATTENTION Artists, sculptors, hacks and frauds, come one, come all, come along but goddammit, come! See Sind Wir Jetzt Cool Lichtenberg, the dirt-caked underdogs of Outer Lichtenberg, fight for their...
tags: are-we-cool-yet hub the-trashfire

Underread and Underrated June 2020
+8 1
Latest comment: UraniumEmpire at 02 Jun 2020 17:55
Last edited: Lt Flops at 02 Jun 2020 19:10


« May 2020 | June 2020 | July 2020 » Featured SCP! SCP-3638: You Can't Be Serious! SCP-3638 is a two-meters tall, partially incorporeal, remarkably impotent predatory entity. Featured...
tags: news

Underread and Underrated July 2020
+8 1
Latest comment: A Random Day at 04 Jul 2020 18:17
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 04 Jul 2020 17:18


« June 2020 | July 2020 | August 2020 » Featured SCP! SCP-5710: The Bach-Werke-Verzeichnis SCP-5710 is a Schnitger pipe organ used by Johann Sebastian Bach before being transported by German...
tags: news

Underread and Underrated September 2020
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Latest comment: at
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 01 Sep 2020 21:10


« August 2020 | September 2020 | October 2020 » Featured SCP! SCP-1039: The Gathering Doll The head of SCP-1039 has been known to turn towards agents within the containment cell, independent of...
tags: news

Underread and Underrated October 2020
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Latest comment: at
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 01 Oct 2020 04:58


« September 2020 | October 2020 | November 2020 » Featured SCP! SCP-3687: Anti-Entropy Doorknobs A note inside of a fireproof lock-box was discovered in Mr. Hannigan's bedroom, reading: ...
tags: news

Underread and Underrated December 2020
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Latest comment: at
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 14 Jan 2021 16:51


« November 2020 | December 2020 | February 2021 » Featured SCP! SCP-5302: Sweet Bod An orange neon sign above the front door of SCP-5302 reads HONEY BODY KARAOKE - BAR - GRILL . Featured...
tags: news

Underread and Underrated February 2021
+18 4
Latest comment: sachiel187 at 03 Feb 2021 00:55
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 06 Feb 2021 19:03


« December 2020 | February 2021 | March 2021 » Featured SCP! SCP-4558: Bel1eve_1n_M1racles 985. console.log ( And the Prophet grasped the handle with both of his hands, and he opened the door....
tags: news

Let Me Borrow The Map
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Latest comment: at
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 25 Feb 2021 03:39


ADULT CONTENT This article contains adult content that may not be suitable for all readers. If you are above the age of 18+ and wish to read such content, then you may click HERE to view said...
tags: adult splash

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