Dr. Palanez's Proposal
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/* ---- SITE HEADER ---- */
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/* ---- SEARCH BOX ---- */
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/* ---- SIDE MENU ---- */
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/* ---- INFO PANE ---- */
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/* ---- PAGE RATING ---- */
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/* ----- GENERAL ----- */
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 hr{
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     border-top: 1px solid hsl(0, 0%, 67%);
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/* ---- IMAGE BLOCK ---- */
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     margin: 0 0 1em 2em;
     box-shadow: none;
}
 
/* ---- CLASSIC IMAGE BLOCK DIV ---- */
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     width: 300px;
     margin: 0 0 1em 2em;
     text-align: center;
}
 
/* ---- YUI TABS ---- */
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    /* -------- */
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    /* -------- */
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}
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     background-color: hsl(0, 70%, 35%);
    /* -------- */
     background-image: none;
}
 
/* --- INTERWIKI --- */
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     width: 17em;
     height: 12em;
     margin-left: .313em;
     background-color: transparent;
}
 
/* ---- MOBILE MEDIA QUERIES ---- */
 @media (max-width: 767px){
       #side-bar .side-block{
          background-color: hsl(0, 0%, 100%);
     }
      #side-bar:after{
          background-color: hsla(0, 0%, 30%, .2);
     }
}
 @media (max-width: 479px),
 @media (min-width: 480px) and (max-width: 580px),
 @media (min-width: 581px) and (max-width: 767px){
      #side-bar .side-block{
          background-color: hsl(0, 0%, 100%);
     }
      #side-bar:after{
          background-color: hsla(0, 0%, 30%, .2);
     }
      #header, .mobile-top-bar{
          max-width: 95%;
     }
      .mobile-top-bar{
          left: 0;
     }
}
rating: +541+x

NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION

This SCP-001 proposal is incomplete and concerns an anomaly that is not fully understood. Please forward to designated personnel.


Item #: SCP-001-J

Object Class: Agape

Special Containment Procedures: Dr. Palanez, the current host of SCP-001-J, is no longer capable of containing it internally. SCP-001-J is to be transferred to Researcher Nogales upon completion of this document.

Description: SCP-001-J is a metaphysical concept that manifests primarily via emotions. An instance of SCP-001-J currently exists within Dr. Palanez but is strongly theorized to exist in Researcher Nogales as well.

SCP-001-J has effected changes in the behavior and personality of its host, Dr. Palanez. These changes include but are not limited to:

  • Elevated levels of endorphins
  • Positive mood
  • Improved outlook on life
  • Irrationality
  • Spontaneous and involuntary smiling
  • Lachrymal discharge from eyes
  • Increased empathy
  • Optimism
  • Formation of concrete future plans
  • Extravagant purchases
  • A tendency to share deep personal experiences with another SCP-001-J host
  • Emotional and physical intimacy with another SCP-001-J host

The current SCP-001-J instances appear to have spontaneously manifested during a shared meal within the Site-119 Cafeteria. Informal research and rampant speculation by other Site-119 personnel support this hypothesis.

A large number of specific circumstances and behaviors have been confirmed to strengthen the effects of SCP-001-J ; this list has been compiled by Dr. Palanez.

SCP-001-J is theorized to possess a long gestation period, as it remained dormant in both its hosts for several years before exhibiting most of its symptoms. SCP-001-J is incurable, and its symptoms continue to grow in severity with time.

Addendum:

Dr. Palanez: SCP-001-J cannot be contained. However, I have devised a new proposal to properly deal with its effects. Researcher Nogales, will you marry me?

Researcher Nogales: Proposal accepted, you dork.

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