SCP-5582
rating: +10+x
Item#: 5582
Level2
Containment Class:
keter
Secondary Class:
none
Disruption Class:
ekhi
Risk Class:
notice

octopus-breach

Photo was presumably sent by SCP-5582 shortly after its third containment breach

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5582 is to be contained on sight. Every containment facility is to have at least one untested containment plan for SCP-5582 prepared at all times. Until permanent containment is deemed successful, the continued recapture of SCP-5582 under new conditions is intended to serve as a substitute for real containment.

Description: SCP-5582 is a three-year-old common octopus1, capable of surviving an indefinite amount of time without water. SCP-5582 is sapient and has advanced problem-solving skills. SCP-5582 could not be subjected to any test in this regard, due to its constant containment breaches, but to date, SCP-5582 was able to solve any logical problem encountered.

Discovery: The Foundation became aware of SCP-5582 through multiple reports of a bank heist involving an octopus. Agents were dispatched to the scene and found SCP-5582 lurking in the immediate vicinity. SCP-5582 was apprehended and brought to Site-17 but was able to crawl out of the containment vehicle before its arrival due to the lack of octopus-specific restraints.

SCP-5582 was again found a few weeks later observing Site-17. When Agents were again dispatched to apprehend SCP-5582, they were unable to find it. It is estimated that SCP-5582 infiltrated Site-17 prior to being noticed.

Interview-Log:

Interviewed: SCP-5582

Interviewer: Junior Researcher Mellow

Foreword: This interview was conducted after SCP-5582 showed up at the front entrance of Site-23. SCP-5582 used the stones of its provisional containment aquarium to write its answers.

<Begin Log, skip to 05:34>

Up to this point SCP-5582 had only been placing its stones at random.

Junior Researcher Mellow: I don't see why you even requested an interview if you refuse to answer.

SCP-5582: It took you long enough to notice. Don't you worry, I was listening. I think I know you a bit better now.

Junior Researcher Mellow: Me?

SCP-5582: Hah! Always making it about themselves. But I suppose I wasn't any better either. I meant your organization. How it plays.

Junior Researcher Mellow: Then will you answer why you took part in the heist?

SCP-5582: Why does anyone rob a bank? For myself, obviously.

Junior Researcher Mellow: Then why did you willingly let yourself be contained?

SCP-5582: It was also for my gain.

Junior Researcher Mellow: You're not making any sense.

SCP-5582: There will come a day, when you will understand.

Junior Researcher Mellow: I really don't think so? What do you have from letting yourself be contained?

SCP-5582: No

Junior Researcher Mellow: No?

SCP-5582: (it tips its head with one of its arms) No stagnation.

SCP-5582 refused to communicate any further

<End Log>

Closing Statement: SCP-5582 breached containment shortly after the interview concluded. It was discovered that stones were disrupting the function of its cell door locking mechanism.

3 days after this breach, Junior Researcher Mellow received an anonymous message titled "Before you do it" containing a picture of SCP-5582.

Further notable incidents:

  • SCP-5582 was captured by Site-06-3 from a local aquarium. Containment was planned to include several logic puzzles, but the octopus was found to be non-anomalous. On the same day, Site-06-3 Staff received an anonymous message titled "Already solved" containing the solutions to all logic puzzles.
  • SCP-5582 was able to bribe a now-former junior researcher of Site-11 with its stolen money to aid in its containment breach
  • During its stay at Site-19, SCP-5582 was informed of the existence of other sapient cephalopods in containment. SCP-5582 agreed to a meeting but fled during the planned transport. The following message was received afterward:

I appreciate the effort, but unfortunately, it comes too late for me. I'm nearly four years old now and you want me to socialize at that age? No, I have done my part, and there is only one journey still ahead for me. Until then it is best to stay sharp, wouldn't you agree? Just let me enjoy myself a little bit, you won't have to bear with it for long.

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