SCP-5617
/*
    Simple Yonder Theme
    [2020 Wikidot Theme]
    By EstrellaYoshte
    Based on:
        Sigma-9 Theme by Aelanna and Dr Devan
        Anderson Robotics Theme by Croquembouche
        Minimal Theme by stormbreath
        Word Processing Theme by stormbreath
        Flopstyle CSS by Lt Flops
*/
 
@import url('https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/theme%3Asimple-yonder/jost.css');
@import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Open+Sans&display=swap');
@import url(https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Fira+Code&display=swap);
 
:root {
    --themeColor: #7E2520;
    --accentColor: #E01F1F;
}
 
#page-content { font-size: .87rem; }
 
body {
    color: #000000;
    font-family: 'Open Sans', sans-serif;
    background-color: white;
}
 
.code pre, .code p, .code, tt{ /* ---- Code by Croquembouche ---- */
    font-family: "Fira Code", monospace;
}
 
.page-source{
    font-family: "Fira Code", monospace;
 
}
a {
    color: var(--accentColor);
}
 
a:visited {
    color: var(--themeColor);
}
 
h1,
h2,
h3,
h4,
h5,
h6 {
    color: var(--themeColor);
    font-family: 'jostregular';
    font-weight: bold;
}
 
#page-title {
    color: var(--themeColor);
    font-family: 'jostregular';
    font-weight: bold;
    font-size: 2.4em;
    border-color: rgba(0,0,0,0.267);
}
 
/* ---- HEADER ---- */
 
 div#container-wrap{
     background-image: url('https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/theme%3Asimple-yonder/bg3.png');
     background-repeat: repeat-x;
}
 
div#header {
    background-image: url('https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/theme%3Asimple-yonder/logo.png');
    background-size: 7.3rem;
    background-position: 3px 29px;
}
@media (max-width: 767px) and (min-width: 480px) {
    div#header {
      background-size: 6rem;
      background-position: -4px 44px;
    }
}
@media (max-width: 479px) {
    div#header {
      background-size: 4.6rem;
      background-position: -3px 58px;
    }
}
 
#login-status,
#login-status a {
    color: white;
    font-weight: bold;
}
#account-topbutton{
    border: 0px;
}
 
#search-top-box-input,
#search-top-box-input:hover,
#search-top-box-input:focus,
#search-top-box-form input[type=submit],
#search-top-box-form input[type=submit]:hover,
#search-top-box-form input[type=submit]:focus {
    border: none;
    background: #282828;
    box-shadow: none;
    border-radius: 2px;
    color: #f4f4f4;
}
 
#search-top-box input.empty {
    color: #bbbbbb;
}
 
div#header h1 a span {
    font-family: 'jostregular';
    font-weight: bold;
    color: #f4f4f4;
    text-shadow: 0px 0px 0px #000;
}
div#header h2 span {
    font-family: 'Open Sans', sans-serif;
    font-weight: bold;
    color: #f4f4f4;
    padding: 17px 0;
    text-shadow: 0px 0px 0px #000;
    white-space: pre;
}
 
/* ---- SIDE BAR ---- */
 
div#side-bar {
    font-size: 104%;
    background-color: white;
}
 
#side-bar .side-block.media > * {
    display: flex;
    justify-content: space-evenly;
}
#side-bar .side-block {
    border: #ffffff 4px;
    border-radius: 0;
    box-shadow: none;
    background: #ffffff !important;
    padding: 2px;
}
#side-bar .heading {
    border: none;
    border-radius: 0;
    color: #282828;
    font-size: 1.3em;
    padding: 1em 1em 0 0;
    border-top: 1px solid rgba(0,0,0,.15);
    margin: 1em -0.8em 1em -0.5em;
    font-weight: normal;
}
 
#side-bar .menu-item > a:hover {
    background-color: rgba(0,0,0,0.05);
    color: var(--accentColor);
    text-decoration: none;
}
 
#top-bar div.open-menu a {
    border-radius: 0;
    box-shadow: 0px 1px 4px 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.2), 0px 3px 10px 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.19);
    color: var(--themeColor);
    border: none;
}
 
#side-bar a:visited,
#top-bar ul li.sfhover a,
#top-bar ul li:hover a,
#login-status ul a,
#login-status ul a:hover {
    color: var(--themeColor);
}
 
@media (max-width: 767px) {
    #main-content {
        padding: 0;
        margin: 0 5%;
        border-left: none;
    }
    #page-title {
        margin-top: 0.7em;
    }
    #side-bar {
        left: -19em;
    }
    #side-bar:target {
        border: none;
        box-shadow: 1px 0 5px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.2);
    }
    #side-bar .close-menu {
        transition: width 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s,
        opacity 1s ease-in-out 0s;
        display: block;
        position: fixed;
        width: 100%;
        height: 100%;
        top: 0;
        right: 0;
        background: rgba(0,0,0,0.3);
        background-position: 19em 50%;
        z-index: -1;
        opacity: 0;
        pointer-events: none;
    }
    #side-bar:target .close-menu {
        width: calc(100% - 19em);
        right: 0;
        left: auto;
        opacity: 1;
        pointer-events: auto;
    }
    #page-content > hr, #page-content > .list-pages-box > .list-pages-item > hr {
        margin: 3em -5.5%;
    }
    #side-bar {
        top: 0;
    }
    #side-bar .heading {
        padding-left: 1em;
        margin-left: -1em;
    }
}
 
/* ---- TABS ---- */
 
.yui-navset .yui-nav,
.yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav {
    border-color: var(--themeColor); /* color between tab list and content */
}
 
.yui-navset .yui-nav a,
.yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav a {
    background: white; /* tab background */
    border-color: transparent;
    color: black;
    transition: 0.125s;
}
 
.yui-navset .yui-nav a em {
    background: #f4f4f4;
    box-shadow: 0px 0px 0px rgba(0,0,0,0);
    border-color: white;
}
 
.yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a,
.yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a:focus,
.yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a:hover {
    background: white; /* selected tab background */
    color: var(--themeColor);
}
 
.yui-navset .yui-nav a:hover,
.yui-navset .yui-nav a:focus {
    background: white;
}
 
.yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a,
.yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a em {
    border-color: transparent;
    box-shadow: 0px 1px 2px 0.5px rgba(0,0,0,0.5);
    background: white;
}
 
.yui-navset .yui-content {
    background: #f4f4f4; /* content background color */
}
 
.yui-navset .yui-content,
.yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-content {
    border-color: transparent; /* content border */
    border-top-color: transparent; /* different border color */
}
 
.yui-navset-left .yui-content {
    border-left-color: #b7a9a9; /* different border color */
}
 
/* ---- INFO BAR ---- */
 body{
     --barColour: var(--themeColor);
}
 
 .info-container .collapsible-block-content .wiki-content-table{
     width: 100%;
}
 
/* ---- INFO PANE ---- */
 
#page-content .creditRate{
     margin: unset;
    margin-bottom: 8px;
}
#page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button {
    background-color: #ffffff;
    border: solid 1px white;
    box-shadow: none;
    border-radius: 0;
}
 
#page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button .fa-info {
    border: none;
    color: var(--themeColor);
}
 
#page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button .fa-info:hover {
    background: #ffffff;
    color: var(--accentColor);
}
 
.rate-box-with-credit-button .cancel {
    border: solid 1px white;
}
 
/* ---- PAGE RATING ---- */
 
.page-rate-widget-box {
    box-shadow: none;
    margin: unset;
    margin-bottom: 8px;
}
 
.page-rate-widget-box .rate-points {
    background-color: white !important;
    color: var(--themeColor) !important;
    border: solid 1px white;
}
.page-rate-widget-box .rateup,
.page-rate-widget-box .ratedown {
    background-color: white;
    border-top: solid 1px white;
    border-bottom: solid 1px white;
}
 
.page-rate-widget-box .rateup a,
.page-rate-widget-box .ratedown a {
    background: transparent;
    color: var(--themeColor);
}
 
.page-rate-widget-box .rateup a:hover,
.page-rate-widget-box .ratedown a:hover {
    background: white;
    color: var(--accentColor);
}
 
.page-rate-widget-box .cancel {
    background: transparent;
    background-color: white;
    border: solid 1px white;
}
 
.page-rate-widget-box .cancel a {
    color: var(--themeColor);
}
.page-rate-widget-box .cancel a:hover {
    background: white;
    color: var(--accentColor);
}
 
/* ---- PAGE ELEMENTS ---- */
 
#page-content .wiki-content-table tr th {
    border: solid 1px #bbbbbb;
    background-color: #f4f4f4;
    /* set border for table title */
}
 
#page-content .wiki-content-table tr td {
    border: solid 1px #bbbbbb;
    /* set border for table content */
}
 
blockquote,
div.blockquote,
#toc,
.code {
     background-color: #f4f4f4;
     border: solid 1px #bbbbbb;
}
 
.scp-image-block {
    border: solid 1px #bbbbbb;
    box-shadow: none;
    box-sizing: border-box;
}
.scp-image-block .scp-image-caption {
    background-color: #f4f4f4;
    border-top: solid 1px #bbbbbb;
    color: black;
}
 
hr {
  background-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.267);
}
 
/* ---- FOOTER ---- */
#footer { background: transparent; }
#footer a { color: var(--themeColor); }
:root {
    --posX: calc(50% - 358px - 12rem);
}
 
/*--- Footnote Auto-counter --*/
#page-content {
    counter-reset: megacount;
}
 
/*--- Footnote Superscript Number --*/
.fnnum {
    display: inline-block;
    text-indent: calc(-1% - 0.1em);
    overflow: hidden;
    line-height: 83%;
    text-decoration: none;
    font-weight: bold;
    font-style: initial;
    color: transparent;
    position: relative; top: -0.25em; font-size: 82%;
    padding: .15em calc(.21em - 0.4px) .12em calc(.11em - 1px);
    margin-left: -0.06em;
    margin-right: -0.25em;
    counter-increment: megacount;
    user-select: none;
}
.fnnum::after {
    content: "" counter(megacount);
    color: var(--fnColor, #E6283C);
}
.fnnum:hover {
    text-decoration: none;
    cursor: pointer;
    background-color: var(--fnColor, #E6283C);
}
.fnnum:hover::after { color: white; }
 
/*--- Footnote Content Wrapper --*/
.fncon {
    position: absolute;
    right: calc(var(--posX) + 80px);
    line-height: 1.2;
    padding: 0.82rem;
    width: 10.3rem;
    background: white;
    border: 2px solid black;
    font-weight: initial;
    font-style: initial;
    text-align: initial;
    pointer-events: none;
    opacity: 0;
    transition: opacity 0.15s linear, right 0.3s cubic-bezier(.08,.72,.5,.94);
    z-index: 9;
}
.fnnum:hover + .fncon {
    opacity: 1;
    right: var(--posX);
}
.fncon::before {
    position: absolute;
    top: 0; left: 0;
    transform: translateX(-52%) translateY(-55%) scale(1.15);
    background-color: var(--fnColor, #E6283C);
    color: white;
    content: counter(megacount);
    font-size: initial;
    font-weight: bold;
    font-style: initial;
    padding-left: 0.32em; padding-right: 0.32em;
    padding-top: 0.18rem; padding-bottom: 0.08rem;
}
 
/*--- Mobile Query --*/
@media only screen and (max-width: 1279px) {
    .fncon {
        position: fixed;
        bottom: 1.3rem;
        left: calc(11% - 50px);
        width: 70%;
        transition: opacity 0.15s linear, left 0.3s cubic-bezier(.08,.72,.5,.94);
    }
    .fnnum:hover + .fncon {
        left: 11%;
     }
}
rating: +1+x

Item #: SCP-5617

Object Class: Safe Neutralized

Special Containment Procedures: Due to recent events, (See Addendum 5617-2) containment has been deemed unnecessary.

Description: SCP-5617 instances were clothing, each stuck with a pair of sunglasses, a note reading, "I am a cool person B)," and an active timer. Any clothing in contact with SCP-5617 instances would instantly become another instance.

SCP-5617's main anomaly occurred when individuals wore it. They would perform a speech, regardless of time or location, where any other people within hearing vicinity ceased current actions to listen. They also became unaware of their current surroundings, and its effects wore off when said speech was concluded or SCP-5617 was taken off.

During their speech, subjects typically began by constructing a hypothetical situation relating to their topic of discussion. They continued by detailing a similar case occurring during their life, stating the question beforehand, "What could possibly go wrong?" Said event would answer the aforementioned inquiry, where the speech was then concluded and subjects lost all memory regarding their discussion.

It was currently unknown what the timers on SCP-5617 instances were counting down for. It was estimated that they would expire exactly at midnight on 1/1/20. Attempts to prevent them from further decreasing have thus far failed.


Addendum 5617-1 - Discovery Log: SCP-5617 was discovered when a package, unknown in origin, arrived at Site-121 via delivery truck. Inside was a single SCP-5617 instance..A fedora. The sunglasses was stuck to its brim, the note on its surface, and the timer on its underside. Staff tested the object to assure whether it obtained anomalous properties.

Below is an abridged version of the test’s result.


Date: 11/02/19

Procedure: D-5908 will wear the object, and any anomalous effects exhibited are to be reported.

Result: D-5908 began a speech with the hypothetical situation being the subject "forgetting a project due today and being made fun of." Then, they continued by recalling a similar occurrence in their childhood. During the test, staff were unable to communicate to D-5908 as they ignored them.

Once speech concluded, D-5908 claimed to lose most memory regarding the test. They were then investigated of any side effects.


Addendum 5617 -2 - Update Log: On 1/1/20, at midnight, the timers on the SCP-5617 instances expired. Following this, said objects lost their anomalous properties through unknown means. The notes taped to them have also been replaced. They now read:


I am a cool person B)

By: [REDACTED]

Dress for the best for your next interview, family dinner, whatever, these clothes will make you a talkative and tolerated figure. Because you people pay too much attention and time on the dullest of things in life, and you unknowingly proved me right. Thanks for the spotlight!


~ Are We Cool Yet? ~


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